The catastrophe of Saiki candlelight

He lied!Kusuo Saiki suddenly appeared between the two of them, and pushed Osamu Dazai who was close to the candlelight of Saiki to the side.

After touching Osamu Dazai, he immediately withdrew his hand.

This kind of guy who can't capture the slightest thought in his heart and catches people off guard is simply an existence countless times more terrifying than Mr. G.

Saiki Kusuo turned around and explained to Qimu Candlelight who had been staring at him: In fact, he took the initiative to find space to help them with the transaction. The experimental products are all nonsense. We just want to test his abilities to the end Will it work for you, and then see if you can use it to research a better suppressor.

Qi Muzhuguang touched the white ball on his head and believed it: "Okay, but if this is the case, why did you hide it from me? If you told me, I wouldn't refuse it? "

Osamu Dazai next to him narrowed his eyes: "It's too bad what are you talking about? I can't even hear you, you must be talking bad about me!"

After pretending to be naive, he sighed to Qi Muzhuguang who looked at him: "Although I don't know what he said, but I can roughly guess it, don't just believe it so easily, use your brain to think about the loopholes in it. "

"Kusuo and the others won't harm me, I trust them, and... I'm too lazy to use my brain." Qi Muzhuguang said confidently.

It is impossible to use the brain, not even in this life.

He is in a daze every day in class, but his mind is actually flying a kite in the sky.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why are there such random people in the world?

Qi Muzhuguang was still a little concerned about the question just now, he touched himself: "Sorasuke is also listening, right? Although I don't understand your smart people's brains, you should tell me before you do something, I was almost caught Scared to death."

The corner of Osamu Dazai's mouth twitched, is he so scary?In Qi Muzhuguang's mouth, he seemed to be transformed into a super devil.

The white ball on Qi Mu Zhuguang's head suddenly shot out a projection, and the projection was naturally Qi Mu Kongsuke, who was smiling with his hands on the table, just in front of Qi Mu Zhuguang.

Qi Mu candlelight touched the ball on his head: "..."

Well, this thing really can't be disassembled.

"Brother, you can't believe a word of that monkey just now. It's impossible for me to let such a black and disgusting monkey stay by my brother's side all the time, and even touch your skin with its dirty paws." Just thinking about it, I can't help but start arranging a thousand and one ways of death for monkeys in my mind." Qi Mukongzhu rolled his eyes and said vicious words with a smile.

"No, I think you are the most disgusting person who put so many monitors and bugs on your brother. If I call the police now, I wonder if I can take you to the police station for a visit." Osamu Dazai also said The sweet voice smiled softly.

Sai Mu Kusuo's dead fish eyes pulled Qi Mu to stand up: These two are perverts, let's go, stay away from them.

Qi Mu Zhuguang, Qi Mu Zhuguang had already forgotten what he wanted to ask.

Osamu Dazai didn't chase after him, he just looked at Saiki Candle's back and sighed.

"This is too confusing..."

Qi Muzhuguang was actually a little confused.

But after being interrupted, he didn't bother to ask.

Well, so be it, whatever, it's not a big deal anyway.

The first period in the afternoon is biology class.

Their biology teacher walked in with a pot of scary stuff.

The pot in his hand didn't know whether it was a plant or an animal. It seemed to be just an ordinary flower. However, the leaves and roots were fine, but the position of the flower was a huge fat scary goldfish!

The goldfish stared wide-eyed, and kept swinging in the air, opening and closing its mouth, the effect was terrifying.

This terrifying creature is their biology teacher's favorite pet.

The name is snapdragon, and it was once enthusiastically recommended by their biology teacher to everyone they know.

Saiki Candle just accepted a pot out of curiosity, and then was thrown back to hell by Saiki Kusuo with a black face.

Yep that's right, it's a creature of hell.

Their biology teacher is also from hell. He is the shaking ghost of Yan Mo's first assistant official, the actual master of hell, ghost lamp.

With a small horn on his forehead, pointed ears and teeth, and vicious inverted triangular eyes, Mr. Ghost Lantern is the scariest teacher in this school, bar none.

Now in the school's forums, there are still hot posts about him pulling out a huge mace and smashing people into the wall even if he doesn't agree with him.

Although what he hit was not the students, but the invading outsiders, it was too terrifying.

Ghost Lamp himself is handsome, with a slender and thin body, but in school he avoids ghosts and ghosts, and is even more terrifying than a skylark.

Even in Class Z of the third year, which ordinary people dare not approach, many of them were terrified in biology class.

Because Ghost Lamp dissected his favorite snapdragon for them in the first class.

And it was a huge snapdragon more than two meters high.

Just like that, before everyone had time to react, the ghost lamp raised the knife and dropped it.

The snapdragon let out a shrill scream, and its huge body fell onto the podium with a bang, blood staining half of the classroom, coupled with the scary excited smile of the ghost lamp and the rapid dissecting movements of its hands...

The scene was so bloody that it became a nightmare for many people.

However, Qi Muzhuguang actually likes the biology class of Ghost Lamp the most.

One reason is that he and Mr. Guideng are anime enthusiasts who have a very good relationship, and they often discuss and watch each other together.

Another reason is that the ghost lamp is the most terrifying existence in hell as a self-proclaimed "dead house". He also has a collection habit and likes to show his collection to others.

"The dead house is a creature that likes to show people its collections." Ghost Lantern said. 1

Although it is a dead house, Qi Muzhuguang who has nothing: "..."

However, what Ghost Lantern is interested in is the various information from another world in his mind, especially the frighteningly rich anime in another world.

In addition, Qi Mu Zhuguang has a big nerve and a great brain, and he is not afraid of him and his collections at all. On the contrary, he still likes him very much, and directly let the ghost lamp put Qi Mu Zhuguang in a very high position.

Similarly, every time Qi Muzhuguang sees the ghost lamp coming to him, his eyes will sparkle, looking forward to every surprise.

So at this time, he had completely put aside his previous doubts, straightened his back and looked excitedly at the ghost lamp on the podium.

What kind of weird creatures will Master Ghost Lamp bring this time?

Ghost Lantern put a small pot of snapdragon on the podium, and was about to speak when he saw a strange face.

"Oh? Is there a new classmate?" Gui Deng raised his eyebrows, and said to Osamu Dazai who was sitting at the back: "New classmate, let me introduce myself."

"Hi" Osamu Dazai got up, looked at the ghost lamp and snapdragon on the podium with a smile, and said an unreliable self-introduction in a light tone: "Mr. Suicide full of vigor, the wish is to find a beautiful lady who can accompany me to die in love"

Osamu Dazai turned sideways abruptly.

"Bang!" There was a big hole in the wall next to the head.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

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Ghost Lamp pulled his hand from the wall, and said with a half smile: "I'm sorry, when I see a frivolous man like you, my fist will strike before my brain."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This school really lives up to its reputation.

"Pfft..." Seeing Osamu Dazai's expression, Saiki Candle couldn't help laughing.

But indeed, in terms of frivolity, Dazai and Shirasawa are really similar hahahaha!

Ghost Lantern glanced at Qi Muzhuguang, walked over and gave him a pat on the head: "And you, don't leave after school today."

Qi Muzhuguang, who was stared at by everyone with shocked eyes in an instant: "..."

Although, it's just taking off your vest, just discussing about the hope game, don't talk like you're going to kill me after school! ! !

Ghost Lantern continued the class as if nothing happened.

This time he took a normal biology class, that is, he talked about furry and meatballs a little more often.

Qi Muzhuguang was a little uneasy, because his friends were looking at him with extremely hot eyes, but they didn't dare to take out their mobile phones to send messages when Ghost Lamp was in class.

In fact, he just saw people often complaining about it on the forum. There was a big guy with horns on his forehead, who was very cruel and trembling.

Although every time you meet a boss, you can pass the level easily and safely, but it's really scary!

After reading the players' supplementary descriptions, Qi Muzhuguang immediately thought of the ghost lamp.

It happened that he was chatting with Ghost Lantern about the latest new show on his mobile phone at that time, so he asked by the way: Does Lord Ghost Lantern also want gamers?

In fact, he just asked casually, and then took off the ghost lamp's vest.

Of course, Gui Deng didn't care that his vest was stripped, he was just surprised that Qi Muzhuguang also entered the game of hope.

Qi Muzhuguang's special physique made Ghost Lamp's teeth itch all the time, and he hoped that the game would also rank first in his blacklist, so he must get to know it better when they get together.

It's just that he happened to be on a business trip to Heaven a few days ago, and he just came back today.

Ordinary biology class, even on the ghost lamp, Qi Muzhuguang's posture began to crooked little by little, and finally he just put his hands on the table, his eyelids were heavy.

Ah, the first class in the afternoon is really sleepy...

No, you can't fall asleep, you will die, you will definitely be hammered to death by the ghost lamp with a mace as tall as a person...

……

When seeing the system space set by himself, Qi Muzhuguang's first reaction turned out to be:

I actually fell asleep in Mr. Ghost Lantern's class! ! !

Die!Die!Will definitely be hammered to death!Maybe it will be tied to hell for an [-]th-floor package!

system:"……"

"Is this the point?" the system asked in shock.

Only then did Qi Muzhuguang come to his senses, he blinked, and said uncertainly: "If I remember correctly, it seems like it's only been a week now? Is the game asking me to deal with bugs?"

The system calmly said: "No, it's your second game starting."

Qi Muzhuguang: "???"

"Wait, wait a minute, isn't the game played once a month? Today, what date is it today? I should have only been in the real world for a few days? Could it be that I was in a coma for more than half a month before? It's not right. ..." Qi Mu's candle-lit eyes turned into mosquito-repellent eyes.

System: "It's true that only a week has passed, but your second game has really started."

Qi Muzhuguang was stunned: "Why???"

"Why?" The system's expression was blank, "Yeah, why? I don't know, I should be on vacation, why was I suddenly called to work?"

Qi Muzhuguang: "..."

Spicy chicken game, spicy chicken system, eating jujube pills.

The author has something to say: 1 The original words of Ghost Lantern.

Of course I know Cui Bei, but Guoman cannot write.

Death Note Psycho-Passor Black Deacon Ghoul Parasitic Beast Ghoul Assassination Classroom From the New World, etc. I want to write, but I am not allowed to write qaq

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There should be nothing missing, right?Touching his bald head, he laughed happily.

Weekends really add more, really.