After becoming a chaotic daughter

Japan is an amazing country.

Nanako thought so from the bottom of her heart.

Not only because the hair color of a primary school student can make up a color spectrum;

It's not just because she met two strange blind men on the side of the road within half a month;

It's not just because on the way home from school a few days ago, when a boy who looked about sixteen or seventeen was waiting for the traffic light, because Nanako went out before him at the green light, he snorted inexplicably contemptuously, "I don't know A woman with good manners", "wearing such a short skirt", "with such a vulgar appearance that she doesn't know how to be virtuous"—then this young boy was secretly thrown a banana peel by Gogol who came downstairs to pick up Nanako and then He fell hard.

Most importantly because,

Employees like her cheap father, Edogawa Ranpo, who can do everything, have not been complained or even fired, and are still staying in the detective agency in peace and security.

Nanako has never seen him write any documents and materials. Every morning when she goes to the detective agency, the first thing she does is to pick up the newspaper that was delivered that morning, read the four-frame comics serialized in the newspaper, and then do some snacks, Playing games, watering the cacti on the windowsill, etc. Nanako has been in the detective agency for more than a year, and he has already watered six pots of cacti on the windowsill to death. On average, he needs to replace a new pot every two months or so.During the lunch break, he finds someone to play casual board games with him. When everyone starts working in the afternoon, he goes to the coffee shop downstairs to eat cakes, tease the cat leisurely, and then come back slowly, and continue to eat snacks in the morning , Playing games, reading comics, watering cacti and other fishing activities.

The only thing that can be considered as "work" seems to be to follow up when you need to go out to work. Occasionally, other members will bring some documents to Luanbu to read, but those documents are waiting on Luanbu's desk. In less than 10 minutes, it will be thrown back with a bunch of "graffiti", so the other members have to "do it themselves", "for Ranbu" to complete the work, and write a new report.

It can be said that Nanako feels that Ranpo's daily "workload" is probably not as much as her homework.

But one job is a job, even if it’s just going out to follow the “headshot”, so I received a text message from Luanbu after school, saying that he was going to “help those idiots in the city police solve a bank robbery case” in the afternoon. When Nanako "returned to the detective agency by herself", Nanako still felt very relieved because she walked a little farther away from "being fired", then packed her things, carried her small schoolbag on her back, and walked her short The legs walked to the detective agency by themselves.

On the way from the teaching building to the school gate, she passed the fountain square, and once again saw two familiar school "seniors" here.

"Ah~! It's Nana-chan!" Yuki Miya ran towards her like a bunny, and enthusiastically shook Nanako's little hand, "Going home after school?"

"Yeah." Nanako nodded, her expressionless little face looked a little dull, but her dark and dull eyes reminded people of those weird dolls in horror stories, without brilliance.

Not far behind Miya is Hinasenya Meng in a grass-green western-style maid outfit.

Nanako: "..."

She remembered that the last time she saw this senior, she was still wearing a sky blue European fashion style artist outfit, saying that she had joined the school's art club.

"That, I, I..." Facing Nanako's gaze, Yameng gestured helplessly, his face flushed with shame again, "I—"

"Xiaomeng joined the school's home economics club~☆" Yuki Yaya said with a playful and cute smile, "The department uniform is cute!"

Yameng: "..."

Yameng: "Yes, that's right, that's it!"

She broke the pot and "joined" the third new club on the spot.

Nanako: "...Oh."

Although she didn't seem to have seen any "housekeeping cooking club", Nanako still silently included the "housekeeping cooking club" in the scope of "clubs that would never join", number three.

Yuki Miya pushed Nanako in the direction of the school gate: "Okay ~ go home after school, bye ~! See you tomorrow!"

Nanako walked away with her small schoolbag on her back, walked a few steps, then stopped suddenly, and turned her head to look.

Miya and Yameng were getting together and reaching out to grab something in a hurry. As soon as she turned around, the two of them stopped in unison. Yameng put his hands behind his back and showed a big smile on his face with Miya , looks a bit stiff.

Miya waved at Nanako and said again: "Bye bye~!"

Nanako blinked slowly, turned her head back, and continued walking.

After walking a few steps, he turned back.

Yameng and Miya fell on the ground for some unknown reason, with their arms folded together, as if they were protecting something.Meeting Nanako's eyes, Yameng raised a hand stiffly, with a stiff smile on his face: "Ming, see you tomorrow!"

Nanako: "..."

She stared at the two people for half a minute without any fluctuation on her small face, then she looked back and walked towards the school gate.

... She can't get the balls, forget it.

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It's the end of term, it's cold, and it looks like it's going to start snowing next week.

The school uniform of Holy Night College is exquisite and good-looking, and the fabric is also very expensive to the touch, but good-looking does not make Nanako warm in the howling cold wind, even if she has a woolen sweater and fleece pants Still being blown by the bitter and dry sea breeze, the little nose turns red, and I can't stop sniffing my nose.

Therefore, Nanako can only add some more warm equipment for herself, such as warm base coat, gloves, scarf, and a green woolen hat on her small head.Although "green hat" usually represents an unpleasant meaning in her common sense, and her school uniform is still a red plaid skirt. As we all know, red and green are the color matching of top devils, comparable to a handsome guy with a prison board However, Ranpo still insisted on buying her a green woolen hat on the grounds that it would look more like a "Christmas tree".

After hearing this reason, Nanako felt that his brain was not far from being broken.

The little Christmas tree Nanako is going forward against the cold wind, the weather is not very good, and it is a working day, the elementary school dismisses early, but the office workers and middle school students have not been freed from work and study at this point, the pedestrians on the road Sparse, not even many vehicles.

She turned the corner of the street, and there were fewer and fewer shops on the side of the road. Nearby was a long and narrow leisure park built along the river, and further ahead was a residential area, which was even more deserted than the commercial street she passed just now.

There were two figures approaching in the distance, some distance away from Nanako.There are two people, one tall and one short. The taller one is a man in a long white coat, and the shorter one is a blonde girl in a red dress. The girl is only as tall as the man's waist, but she is still taller than Nanako. .

They were coming from the direction of the residential area, talking.The cold wind passing through the streets and alleys did not blow away what they said, on the contrary, those words followed the wind, allowing Nanako who was downwind to hear some of them here and there.

Nanako passed, they came, the closer the people on both sides got, the more clear and complete the broken voices became.

"...Alice~ Do you want a cake? It's a sweet strawberry cake!"

"Don't eat!"

"Just take a bite, okay? One bite, one small bite! How about I take you to that dessert shop in the shopping street?"

"I won't eat it! Rintaro, give up!"

"That little skirt..."

"I don't even know how to wear small skirts! I changed seven skirts today! I'm almost exhausted!"

"Change another one. After changing, I will take you to the amusement park. There is a parade in the amusement park tonight, baby Alice~"

"Uh-"

They walked closer to Nanako, and the girl called "Alice" clenched her small fists angrily. When she turned her head, it seemed that she suddenly found Nanako who was passing by slowly, and her beautiful little leather shoes stepped on the cement. On the road, she ran towards her, shrank and hid behind Nanako, grabbed Nanako's small schoolbag, poked out her little golden head from her shoulders, and shouted to the man in a delicate tone:

"I don't want to go with you! Lin Taro, you are so annoying!"

As soon as the little short leg took a step, it was grabbed and fell back to its original position. A hint of bewilderment appeared in Nanako's lifeless jet-black eyes.

【……what? 】

Nanako, who didn't realize what happened, came up with a tone word representing doubt in her mind.

As soon as she raised her little head, she saw a black-haired middle-aged man standing in front of her, with a pitiful expression on his shoulders: "Alice-chan~"

Nanako: "..."

She immediately retreated five paces away with the girl behind her.

"do not want!"

Alice turned her head resolutely, and her soft and curly blond hair flicked, swept across the back of Nanako's head, and fell partly on the nape of her neck.

[... a little itchy. 】

Nanako raised her short hands silently, and brushed off all the hair that fell to the back of her neck and the shoulders of her schoolbag.

"Hey~~~" The man was crying, his unshaven face showed a decadent expression, as if he had been hit hard.

He waved his hands in front of him indecisively, and finally his eyes fell on Nanako's face, with a very humble look, asking for Nanako's help: "Little girl, can you let Alice come out?" ?”

"No!" Alice, who was hiding behind Nanako, grabbed Nanako's schoolbag, pressed it tightly to Nanako's ear, and said to her, "Alice, don't go with him! Rintaro is always pestering Alice. It's so annoying that I show him wearing a small skirt!"

As if hit by the phrase "too annoying", the man covered his chest and said with a hurt face, "But Alice-chan is really cute in those little skirts..."

"Just one piece, and another one at the end, and then I'll take you to eat cake." The man said, but Alice snorted and refused, so he had to look at Nanako again, "little girl, can you eat cake?" Can't you persuade Alice sauce for uncle? Or uncle can take you and Alice sauce to eat cakes and buy beautiful little skirts, uncle can buy you the cake you like—"

Nanako raised her head, stared at him with her round dark eyes for a few seconds, then turned her head to look at the little girl who was shrinking behind her, and asked sternly, "Is he yours, Dad?"

The man immediately replied with a smile on his face: "Yes, I am Alice's father..."

"That's not it!" Alice raised her chin arrogantly like a little swan, interrupting the man's words.

"Who is that?" Nanako asked her again.

Alice: "It's a pervert."

The tone is understated and very objective, as if stating some obvious facts.

Nanako: "..."

Man: "... oh."

"Alice sauce..." The man who was hit again cried.

Nanako took a closer look at the man's appearance again. She had typical Asian facial features and normal black hair, but Alice hiding behind her had blonde hair and blue eyes. Her facial features were small, delicate and deep, and her skin was a cool porcelain white. Like a delicate doll.

"Huh~" Alice put her hips on her hips, turned her head and asked Nanako, "Do you want to eat cake with me? Rintaro is too annoying, I don't want to eat cake with him!"

【…】

Nanako feels something is wrong. Although I have never actually experienced it, this kind of mode where adults lead children and two strangers sing and sing together makes (in the previous life) adults have been tossed and turned over and over since elementary school, and safety education has to be given once every semester. Nanako realized something.

Carrying a small schoolbag, she thought for a while and said, "I'll call and talk to Dad."

"Hey, it's really troublesome." Alice curled her lips, but still let go of her schoolbag, and said with a look of reluctance, "Then hurry up... Well, I told your father that I was going to eat cake with my classmates Alright, otherwise the adults will definitely be very verbose."

Nanako: "Oh."

She looked around, then walked into the telephone booth not far away, closed the door, climbed onto the seat, took out the smallest 10 yen coin from her pocket, and threw it into the coin slot.Outside the phone booth, a man and a little girl were talking in a low voice, and the other was petulant and capricious. Their conversations could not be heard inside the phone booth, and Nanako's voice on the phone could not be heard outside the phone booth.

Thanks to Tutujiang and Mr. Frog's children's program, she has mastered some of the most basic common sense of life in Japan.

Nanako pressed [1, 1, 0] calmly.

"...Hello, this is the police station in Nishi Ward, Yokohama City. May I ask what problem you encountered?"

"I was on my way from school, and there was a strange uncle who wanted to take me to eat cake."

The female voice on the other end of the phone paused, then immediately changed into a more gentle tone, and quickly asked: "Little friend? Are you in the phone booth on X Street?"

"Ah."

"The nearby police uncle will be here soon. Are you in the phone booth? Don't go out and lock the door. What are the characteristics of that uncle?"

"White coat, very long, with a foreign little girl, but he is Japanese."

【Little foreign girl】

Feeling that the matter might involve the concession in Yokohama, the spirit of the police lady who had just reached [-] points suddenly became [-] points: "Is it his daughter?"

"I don't know... that uncle said yes, but she said no. She also said that uncle would let her change a lot of skirts. She said that uncle was a pervert."

"...!!!!"

Thirty seconds later, two police cars flanked the street in front and behind.

The car door was pushed open with a "snap", and Luanbu, who had just resolved the entrustment of the police car to go back to the detective agency, strode out of the car. The person who got off the car with him from the front co-pilot happened to pass by here after finishing the mission, so he was caught. The Aoki Police Department assigned the task of arresting the "abductor" temporarily.

"Put down your weapon! Hold your head and squat down and don't move!"

The gun in the hands of Police Department Aoki pointed at the only man standing in the middle of the road the moment he got off the car.

"Nanako!"

Luanbu shouted as soon as he got out of the car.

Then he looked up and saw the man standing in the middle of the road.

Ranbu: "..."

Mori Ogai: "..."

The air froze for a moment.

"...This is really a scene that surprised me." Standing beside Alice, Mori Ogai who had never expected to be surrounded by the police in just 30 seconds, the expression on his face changed from the flattery to Alice in the last second , and instantly became calm and easy, "The detective next to Mr. Fukuzawa."

Police officer Aoki was slightly startled, the muzzle of the gun in his hand did not move, and he asked Luanbu behind him in a low voice: "...is it a misunderstanding?"

Ranbu: "..."

Although it seems to be true to some extent, it does not seem to be so in practice.

At this moment, his brain thought about all the possibilities of what happened next, arrest or not, the reaction of the Mafia, the reaction of Mori Ogai, the actions of the supernatural organism Alice, whether it would cause anything Bad results, what is the purpose of Mori Ogai's actions——

squeak

The phone booth a few meters away opened a crack in the door, and Nanako, who was carrying a small schoolbag, showed half of her head, looking outside.

——Thinking settled.

Fifteen minutes later, Mori Ogai was brought into the game.

At the same time, the president who was sitting in the office of the detective agency received a call from the police station.

The call came from the Aoki Police Department, which had many contacts with the detective agency, and the content was very...

Chic.

The Aoki Police Department asked him to go to the police station to prove that a man named Mori Ogai was innocent. She said that the proposer of this plan was Ranpo, and the prospective victim of the case was Nanako adopted by the detective agency.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi put down the phone calmly, sat on the office chair and pondered for a moment, then looked up at the phone again.

He looked at the black landline quietly placed on the corner of the table, and thought carefully about a question in his heart.

——What was the call he received just now?

The author has something to say:

The persecution does not discriminate (top the lid and run away.jpg

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Mori Ogai wanted to test the "President's granddaughter", but he didn't bring his subordinates because he probably didn't have the habit of bringing too many people with him when he went out on weekdays (refer to the communist incident, when he was stabbed by Tosi, there was no mafia, probably I only brought a driver who was in charge of driving), and when testing a child on the way from school, I also felt that there was no need for so many equipment, just have Alice (but Alice was banned on the spot)

Ranpo saw what he wanted to do, so he decided to work hard, so Mori Ogai might as well have a long talk with the president

As for the location

The police station is fine, everyone is safe

After the talk, everyone will go back to their respective homes, and there is no need to worry about being hit by the mafia.

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The rotary dial telephone used in China and Japan before, 110 is the most convenient when dialing numbers on this kind of telephone, so 110 became the alarm call, and it has been used since then.

So both China and Japan call the police at 110_(:з」∠)_

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Having said that, I just want to write illogical sand sculpture cookies, damn it!Why do I still have to think about these logics!Moreover, she gave Nanako such a complicated physique!

This violates my ancestral precept (strike out) original intention!