After becoming a chaotic daughter

Review.

introspection.

Reflection.

Leaning on the desk with a fountain pen in his mouth, he lowered his eyebrows that were always flying, and looked at the blank page in front of him with a sad face.

Playing with Nanako in the snow made her sick. It was a big dereliction of duty as a "father". After being criticized by the president, Luanpo was dejected, but he still had to submit a [-]-word self-criticism.

The last time Edogawa Ranpo was punished for writing this was when he was studying at the police academy. Because he bought snacks and ate them in the dormitory, which violated the dormitory regulations, the dormitory manager uncle slammed his head and face He scolded him and asked him to submit a [-]-word self-criticism the next day.

The rule of "no snacks in the dormitory" is abnormal no matter how you look at it!

14-year-old Edogawa Ranpo, after enduring a series of strange rules such as "no garbage in the trash can", "no one on the bed", "no textbooks on the table", and so on, finally couldn't help but refute the hostess. Uncle Guan, by the way, exposed the chaotic private life of the other party - isn't it more unreasonable to be in a relationship with three women at the same time, one of whom is a female student, than to eat snacks in the dormitory - but the result is that he was told by the dean He was expelled from the school on the grounds of repeated serious violations of discipline, and the [-]-word self-criticism was nothing.

...In the final analysis, how should the review be written?

Ranpo Edogawa still didn't understand this issue. He has seriously repented and vowed sincerely that he will never take Nanako to play in the snow in the future. Why do he write such a thing?Although Ranpo respected the president very much, he still felt from the bottom of his heart that "the review paper is no different from waste paper" and "it is better to use origami airplanes if there is extra white paper". ,

Lumbering exaggeratedly and sighing loudly, he lay down on the desk listlessly, with the fountain pen biting in his mouth and the limp hair on his head curling up and down.

Moved her beloved small bench and sat at the feet of Ranbu. Nanako, who was mostly recovered from her illness, held the Rubik's Cube in her hand, stopped turning it, raised her little head and looked at Ranbu frustrated. After Chang Ming went to the office, he began to sigh and sigh, as if he was about to be fired because his performance was at the bottom.

【…】

Wait, he's not really going to be fired.

Nanako suddenly felt like an enemy.

She was holding the Rubik's Cube, stepping on a small bench, poking her head out from the edge of the desk, looking at the empty desk, and also saw the blank notebook in front of Luanbu.

"...Father, what are you doing?" Nanako grabbed the sleeve of Ranpo's arm and asked dryly, her dark eyes staring at him without turning.

"Father is writing a self-criticism..." Luanbu sluggishly bit his pen, and answered her vaguely, his tone so depressed that he seemed to be breathing depression all over his body.

"The beginning, the beginning and the end of the book...?" It was another word she hadn't learned, and Nanako stumbled and repeated it.

"It's an article about explaining clearly what happened after making a mistake, and reflecting on where you went wrong." Luanbu explained weakly.

[Oh... write a review. 】

Nanako immediately grasped the meaning of the word.

Although it is not a good thing to write a review, Nanako feels that Luanpo needs to write a review, at least it shows that the president has no plans to fire him yet, and she can continue to pursue it.

Luanbu muttered and complained in a low voice, and complained one sentence after another. It didn't matter whether Nanako could understand it or not, as long as there was someone to listen to his bitterness.The president said he wanted to write a review, but he would write it honestly, but he still had to complain secretly to express his protest in a small way.

Nanako also listened to one sentence here and there, and figured out why Ranpo wrote the review. It seemed that she had a fever because of a snowball fight. The president felt that Ranpo was not a "good father", so Ask him to reflect.

Although I don't know why the boss of the company still manages the personal life of his subordinates, Nanako still accepts this setting "do as the Romans do".

Perhaps "personal life" is also a very important part of employee evaluations in Japanese companies. There is such a saying in China, such as "how can the family be leveled if the family is not equal", "self-cultivation and family harmony" and then "governing the country and leveling the world" Category.

Nanako automatically completed the logical relationship in the middle, then dragged open the drawer, took out her small notebook and pencil, stepped on the small bench, scratched her hair, spread out the notebook, lay on the table, and began to write in the notebook. Write on the books.

As a kid who was a sophomore in high school before coming here, although I haven't written a self-criticism, I have written an essay anyway.

The classic "total score + syllogism", first make an outline, write 150 word formulas in the first paragraph, then use 150 words to summarize what happened, and then use [-] words to reflect on the dereliction of duty as a "dad", and then It is the most important. Use two hundred words to extend and diverge. An employee who is a bad father is not a good employee, and he can’t even take care of his daughter. How can he be attentive to work? Conduct a deep review. The last fifty words should be two sentences Summarize and add a slogan, in order to be a good father and a good employee, be down-to-earth and work hard.

It's only [-] characters, and it's still in Japanese. Generally speaking, it's still very simple.Nanako wrote the framework of the review book crookedly in her children's Japanese, listed the details, and then tore off this page of "review template" from the small book, stood on tiptoe, stretched out her short hand, and placed it in the On a blank notebook in front of Ranpo.

Retired after finishing the work, Nanako climbed down from the small bench while supporting the table, then sat down on the comfortable small bench, and continued to play with her Rubik's Cube.

The reference answer fell from the sky, Luanbu was shocked, grabbed the pen and began to write vigorously.

As expected of him, even the idiot daughter is so smart, she can teach her father to write a self-criticism at the age of six!

Edogawa Ranpo once again felt the pride of being a "father" in a strange place, and selectively ignored the fact that there were a few Chinese characters and English words scattered in the cheat sheet Nanako handed him.

——Anyway, it's his daughter, it's normal to show intelligence in inexplicable places!

****

After writing the self-criticism, Luanbu was full of confidence, and immediately became lively again. He happily ate two steaks at lunch, and then told Nanako a story about "how a stupid murderer is killed" before taking a nap. The story of the "great detective sent to prison"-more than a third of the page is about how clever and talented this "famous detective" is, almost like an omniscient god-wait until After the nap was over, he took his "perfect" review letter and the president who had just returned from a government meeting to ask for credit.

Yes, credit, he has completely forgotten that the original intention of the president to ask him to write a self-criticism is for him to "reflect on himself".

Just sitting down in the office, the president who received the Luanbu review paper held the mentality of "just look at it", and didn't have high expectations, as long as Luanbu wrote [-] characters, read it at a glance. This review is over.

His body trembled.

The solitary swordsman Yinlang's firm will, tempered through countless trials and battles, was as if he had been hit by an earthquake and tsunami at this moment. All stopped.

...I didn't expect that Luanbu would make such a deep and thorough reflection. Although the sentences were sloppy, the core of the whole review could be said to be "reform the past".

After taking a second to calm down, Fukuzawa Yukichi spoke quietly.

"Random steps."

"hold head high?"

"Did you write this review yourself?"

"Of course, President! You can't even recognize my characters!"

"..."

Indeed, Fukuzawa Yukichi looked down at the self-criticism in his hand again. The slightly sloppy handwriting with some immature edges and corners was undoubtedly chaotic.

Fukuzawa Yukichi once tried to let Ranpo practice calligraphy, but after just sitting on a chair for 10 minutes, Ranpo would complain and quit. Therefore, Ranpo's calligraphy can only be called "ordinary" all the time.

Fukuzawa Yukichi closed the notebook in relief, and wanted to put it on the side first, but as he closed the page, a small piece of paper that was not as big as his palm fell from the gap in the notebook out.

He subconsciously picked up the small piece of paper, glanced at it and wanted to put it back into the notebook, but when he saw the crooked and immature handwriting on the small piece of paper that he was also very familiar with, his movements froze.

[...The second paragraph (150 words): explain the time, place, and person of the incident, and briefly describe the cause, process, and result in chronological order...]

【...Third paragraph (150 words): Indicate that you are aware of your mistakes; the correct way to be a father; how did you go wrong; what should you do in the future...】

[……the fourth paragraph (200 words):……]

"..." Fukuzawa Yukichi was silent for a while, "Ranpo, did Nanako tell you how to write this review?"

Luanbu replied cheerfully, "Yes!"

"..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed vicissitudes in his heart.

He is not yet 40 years old this year, but he often feels that he has broken his heart. The origin of all this can be traced back to the windy "some day" four years ago. A phone call about "The subject of the guard has been assassinated".

He put the materials he brought back on the table and said, "...Go and bring Nanako in."

***

When Nanako was called in, she still had a small scratch on her head.

She just woke up from a nap with a messy hair.In the past few months, her hair has also grown a little bit, so Xie Ye and I tried to see if we could put her in a braid, but it turned out that such a little hair can't be braided, but can only be tied.

She sat on the sofa with cheap dad with her head on her back, staring intently at Fukuzawa Yukichi who was sitting on the opposite sofa, her expressionless little face looked like a little doll, lifeless.

"Nanako." With his hands folded in his sleeves, Fukuzawa Yukichi sat on the sofa with his back straight, unmoving like a strong ancient pine, his solemn face calm and majestic, "Two months later, all over Tokyo The primary schools will start one after another, and you should go to school."

"Oh..." Nanako replied in a daze.

Already accustomed to her appearance, Fukuzawa Yukichi moved his sharp eyes down and looked at the information on the low table between them: "These are some selected schools, you can choose one of them, Go there and study."

Nanako climbed down from the sofa, stood by the low table, tiptoed to support the table, and looked at the densely packed school introductions on the table.

They were all complicated characters, and the only thing she could distinguish at a glance was the school name in capitalized and bold on the first line.

Nanako scratched her head, not knowing what to choose, she sat on the sofa, picked Nanako up in her arms, turned around these messy school introductions, leaned back, and leaned back on the sofa comfortably On the table, he leaned his feet on the table carelessly, and began to take Nanako to look at the schools one by one.

【Didan Primary School】——Not far from the detective agency, it has produced many famous alumni, the environmental facilities and teaching level are very good, it can be regarded as an excellent school in all aspects.

But the name is weird, which reminds Nanako of strange things like "Qin Shihuang", "Elixir of Life", "Alchemy with Sulfur and Cinnabar".

She shook her head at the brand new and luxurious teaching building on the information.

[Seagull Academy Elementary School]——It is relatively close to the detective agency. The school spirit is very good. It pays attention to the cultivation of students' interests. There are extracurricular agricultural activities every semester. The school uniform is very cute.

Ranpo expressed strong protest on the grounds that he didn't like seagulls, and every time he passed by the port, the seagulls would snatch his bread and rice balls.

So he forcefully exercised his "one-vote veto" as a father.

[Kaza No. [-] Elementary School]——It is a little far away in the next door to Karaza Town, but you can go directly to the middle school. The high school admission rate of Karaza Middle School is very high.

Nanako stared at the big word "empty seat" on the paper for a long time, and always felt that the name of this school sounded like it was going to close down soon.

She shook her head again.

[Bingsheng Elementary School] —— in Bingsheng Town next door, it is famous for its excellent school spirit and high school song singing. It pursues "student self-management". 【Skylark Kyoya】.

There was an accident in the High Self-Government Association, and the special mention at the end of the middle school discipline committee chair made Nanako smell a bit of "bureaucracy" and "authoritarianism".

She continued to shake her head.

[Youzhi Elementary School]——In Youeda Town, the performance is excellent in all aspects, the school spirit is warm, and the drama performances are very famous every year. The disadvantage is that it is too far away from the detective agency, and the journey is one hour.

Ranpo passed this school without even thinking about it. He didn't want to spend four hours a day picking up Nanako, and he had to take the tram, which he didn't know how to take.

He decisively turned to the next school.

[Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Elementary School]——a strange school that somehow got in.

throw away.

【Holy Night Academy】——a private aristocratic primary school, 10 minutes away from Detective Agency [-], with luxurious and elegant decoration style, rich campus activities, focusing on the all-round development of students, providing afternoon tea and desserts every day, and you can order the cake you want to eat one day in advance.

Nanako and Ranpo's eyes fell on "afternoon tea" and "cake" at the same time.

Nanako thinks this school is pretty good, but the tuition is a bit expensive.

Ranpo also thinks that this school is very good, he wants Nanako to pack cakes for him to taste.

He took out the fountain pen that he wrote the review in the morning from his pocket, and drew a big circle on the [Holy Night College] page in disorder.