After becoming a chaotic daughter

Yokohama collapsed.

Just overnight, countless high-rise buildings in the urban area collapsed into broken bricks and stones. In the most severely damaged Baotu Valley District, even two-thirds of the land was turned into ruins. There were a lot of broken walls and ruins, which looked desolate and desolate, as if they had just experienced the end of the world.

The red brick office building where the detective agency is located, although it looks old, is unexpectedly quite strong. The building has not collapsed, and there is not even a single crack on the outer wall, but the desks, chairs and bookshelves in the agency are all crumbling. Lying on the ground, some were even broken into several pieces of wood, and the documents and office supplies that had been arranged neatly the night before were scattered all over the floor, making a mess everywhere.

For this "event" that happened silently overnight, the reason given by the government was that an "earthquake" with special shock waves occurred at night. The experts on TV explained a bunch of messy terms, which Nanako couldn't understand The esoteric principles, in short, are just saying the same conclusions over and over again.

"This is a special type of earthquake with an extremely small probability but it is possible." "The building material and structure of the office building have low resistance to this type of seismic wave." "Fortunately, this earthquake did not cause serious damage. Casualties"—that is, these three sentences, changing back and forth in different patterns like a wheel of a car, Nanako was numb, and took the remote control to switch the channel to TV TOKYO.

Very good, today's TV Tokyo is still insisting on broadcasting cartoons, in front of a bunch of "earthquake broadcasts", it is a distinctive clear stream.

90% of the TV channels are talking about the earthquake, and the social network is also full of related topics. Nanako turned on her mobile phone and looked through the school’s forum. There are 10 or 8 posts floating on the front page, all of which are about earthquakes. The remaining two sticking upright are Echizen's support stickers. After counting the time, it seems that it is time for the tennis club to participate in the national competition again.

Indeed, as the TV said, the forum was full of discussions about the earthquake, but it seemed that no one was injured or injured by the earthquake, and everyone's attention was completely focused on the "earthquake" itself.

[I heard that a secret underground experimental base exploded! 】

[Maybe it was an alien attack. 】

[It's not a comic or a novel, there should be some terrorist attack, why can't it be made public, and so on. 】

【Superpowers! 】

【…】

There are all kinds of speculations, but they are all just guesses, and there is not even a little material that can be used to testify. Everyone slept soundly on the night of the earthquake, and no one was aware of the earthquake. The explanation of the "experts" It is "the low-frequency shock wave before the earthquake is in a special range, which will make people fall asleep unconsciously."

Nanako felt that the "experts" were explaining in a serious manner, very similar to her who worked hard to compile the answers when she was doing the essay questions of the comprehensive essay.

The "earthquake" made the whole city "desolate" for half a month, and almost the entire street of shops in the shopping street was destroyed, requiring refurbishment or even construction. In addition, parks, exhibition halls, and playgrounds The places like this are also in a mess, even if they go out, there are almost no entertainment places for people to play.

But for Nanako, who was already a bit of a couch potato, the mess after the "earthquake" didn't have much impact on her. Her outing activities only reached the coffee shop downstairs, and recently she had another New activities to pass the time.

That is the triangular Shura field where the crowd watches the new waiter sister Lucy, Atsushi, and Jinghua in the coffee shop downstairs.

--boom!

Containing a piece of hard bread, the girl dropped the white porcelain plate on the table forcefully, unceremoniously, and viciously in an action that could almost be called a "smash", which made people's heart flutter with this. A sound almost stopped beating.

The plate shook slightly, but it was very strong, it didn't split directly from the middle, but stood tenaciously.

The red-haired ponytail girl with pretty features is wearing the uniform of a cafe waiter, holding a tray in one hand, and putting the other on her waist, her chin is raised high, and there is a gloomy resentment in her green eyes with faint dark circles. Glancing up and down at Dun sitting at the table, it was like looking at an ant that was about to be trampled to death by her.

"Today, day, special, offering—you specially reserved white bread for a week for your guests!"

She said it word by word, pronounced as [reserved] and written as [expired].

Sitting at the table, Dun held up the dessert list in front of him, and said tremblingly, "That, that... Montgomery..."

Lucy ignored him, and turned her gaze directly to Jinghua who was sitting opposite Dun: "What does this guest want?"

"Strawberry cake, and juice." Jinghua put down the dessert list, looked up and said to her calmly.

"Understood." Holding the tray, Lucy turned around and went back to the back kitchen without leaving Dun's eyes on her.

Holding a piece of soft bread with jam in her hand, she was sitting at the bar counter, Nanako was biting the bread in small bites, her cheeks were twitching, watching what happened there intently, her expressionless face looked serious and serious, as if She is not eating melons, but gnawing on a difficult math finale.

Sitting on Nanako's left, Gogol put a small piece of cookie into his mouth and watched the excitement with relish.And on Nanako's right, Ranpo with two spoons in his hand is concentrating on fighting the bursting chocolate cake in front of him, trying to prevent the bursting chocolate sauce from flowing everywhere.

The so-called "Sura field" is "the place where Auntie comes to the coffee shop for afternoon tea every day and will be teased by the new sister Lucy, while the accompanying Kyoka turns a blind eye to it, 'Only Atsushi's injured world is completed'" , every day at 02:30 p.m., on time at the Vortex Café.

"Miss Montgomery really hates Dunjun." Gogol reached out to take a cookie from the plate, and blinked his golden eyes.

Chewing the bread, Nanako's dark eyes did not turn away, watching Lucy enter the back kitchen, and then slowly replied: "Yeah."

It seemed as much as Cinderella's stepmother hated Cinderella, and if Dun could be made to pick peas in the fireplace ashes, she was sure Lucy would be happy and eager to do it.

"Isn't this a matter of course?" After scooping up a spoon full of viscous chocolate sauce, Luanbu said in a casual tone, "After all, not everyone is like a famous detective, and they always have unlimited tolerance for idiots. As soon as most people come across an idiot, they're quick to throw a tantrum at the other person because 'they're an idiot and can't understand what they're doing'."

Nanako doesn't know if she has unlimited tolerance for idiots, but she is sure that she still has a high tolerance for her idiot father, otherwise, her father would have become a reliable Kunikida now .

"Are girls always so 'severe' to boys they hate?" Gogol asked Nanako, tilting his head.

There is no "annoying boy", and Nanako cannot give the answer to Gogol's question from her own perspective as a "girl", but she thought about it seriously, and then replied to Gogol: "Not necessarily It's a nasty boy."

"?" Gogol raised his eyebrows.

"Maybe it's the boy I like." Nanako answered him seriously.

"Why?" Gogol asked curiously.

Nanako used "real examples" as a reference for Gogol: "The afternoon before yesterday, a sister who liked Dazai sent a bomb to Dazai."

Gogol immediately showed an understanding expression of "so that's the case": "That's really a more 'severe' treatment than the dry bread reserved for a week."

"That guy Dazai deserves it." Luanpo poked at the cake and said lazily, "At least Kunikida is a bit 'smarter' than that guy Dazai in terms of what he said. He always treats women with sweet words Guy, sooner or later, he's going to stumble on a woman because of these sweet words."

Gogol thought for a while: "Such as being tied into the operating room with Dr. Xie Ye?"

"I didn't provoke Yosano-san, this is definitely the wisest decision Dazai has made since joining the company." Ranpo didn't give a negative answer, just said so.

But that's what I said, but if one day Yu Xie Ye really couldn't stand this guy's behavior anymore, tied him directly to the operating table and picked up a hatchet, Luanbu would never be surprised.After all, Yosano is "that" person, and Dazai is "such" person.

The chocolate sauce was a bit greasy. He sipped the lemonade in the glass, and casually gave Nanako a small brain bump. It didn't hurt at all. Nanako looked up at him after being bumped. There is still half a piece of bread that I haven't finished eating.

"When you meet someone like Dazai, you should run away quickly." Ranpo educated Nanako solemnly, and said his "bad words" behind the back of his colleagues.

He raised the spoon in his hand and said: "Call the police if you are entangled, especially such a man. Don't pay attention to how he shows a weak look, or other rhetoric, just because he feels pitiful for the other party, so he puts himself It's what idiots do—although there are always a lot of such idiots in the world, regardless of gender."

"……Oh."

What Ranpo said was true and convincing, Nanako only felt confused.

——So why did you suddenly want to tell her this?

Nanako began to recall whether her idiot father had read any strange books in the past two days. After thinking for a while, she finally settled on Naomi's "Love ~ Yokohama☆Girl Falling in Love" emotional counseling magazine. After deciding to go back, he will secretly hide this magazine, and remind sister Zhimei not to lend this magazine to Ranpo.

Although it is said that learning should be well-integrated, but the "integration" of Naomi's emotional counseling magazine and Yosano's youth communication psychological guide, it still seems very wrong... Could it be said that Luanbu actually wanted to say no to her? puppy love?

Nanako turned her head to look at Luanbu who was sitting next to her, who was suspected of being single for 26 years. She only paused for a second while biting the bread, and then she turned her head back again and continued to eat the bread.

Nanako doesn’t think that her father, who has a probability of 0 emotional experience, can think of such things as “puppy love”. Although her own emotional experience is actually 0, at least she has common sense, but her father does not necessarily have it. up.

So what the hell was he trying to say?

Nanako silently did another sentence structure analysis in her heart, deleting the unimportant nonsense (especially words about other people's idiots) in what Ranbu said, and then crossing out some modified fixed sentences, only keeping the most important words. The basic stem parts are then reassembled into a complete sentence.

After eating the bread, Nanako came up with the answer, and the answer seemed very normal, which should be what her father wanted to tell her.

——【Call the police if you get entangled by Dazai. 】

"Yes, I see." Nanako raised her head and answered Ranpo again.

Ranbu: "..."

No, you don't know.

The very clever detective saw Nanako's thinking, he wanted to correct it, but felt that there was no need to correct it, after all, there was nothing wrong with the conclusion Nanako came to, the only problem was probably what he wanted Nanako to know Not this.

【never mind. 】

Edogawa Ranpo finally chose to give up.

Anyway, with him as a brilliant and brilliant detective, Nanako wouldn't have the chance to be fooled by the smooth-talking boys.

Ranpo thought so, and then said to Nanako, "Nanako."

"Ok?"

"No dating until college."

"……Oh."

[So "prohibition of puppy love" is actually the innate skill of every parent? 】

Unexpectedly, she was still talking about "puppy love" after all, and lost the opportunity to call the police. Nanako suddenly felt that the bread in her hand didn't seem so fragrant.