[Superman] The male god has arrived

: "Ah~ You read my heart~ I just need a little bit, a little bit, kryptonite."

Lex's mind raced through the good and the bad, that if he had given the Joker kryptonite, he'd be better off keeping Superman in Gotham, but if the Joker had another convulsion, it wouldn't look good.Maybe...he could hold the Joker's appetite until his side was ready, throw the Kryptonite at the Joker, and leave Gotham alone.His old rival, Superman, doesn't have to worry about losing to a clown with a small piece of kryptonite... right?

"Okay, clown. But you have to prove to me your ability. You can always make trouble for Superman without kryptonite."

"Oh, Lex, you always underestimate me, don't you? But don't worry, I'll leave Superman to you."

The clown's never-ending laughter made Lex want to drop his phone, and hung up the phone impatiently.He really didn't believe that the clown could kill Superman.Of course, the damn clown was an unexpected accident no matter how you look at it.

After the clown over there finally laughed enough, he muttered to himself, "Ah, does Lex think I want kryptonite for Big Blue? It's too unchallenging. Maybe that's why Big Blue is always there ?Oh, well, nobody is as smart as I am. I'm going to destroy the bat, my dear, precious little bat."

Then, he yelled, "Harry! Come in!"

A sweet voice answered from afar: "Do you need anything, pudding?"

Blonde mid-length hair, red and white clothes and short skirts, bouncing in.The clown approached and stroked her cheek. Her expression of enjoyment was interrupted by the clown's slap: "Don't call me pudding. Harry, go, give me some errand work."

Harry asked aggrievedly: "Okay okay, Mr. J, what do you want me to do?"

"Oh, destroy Lexi Boy's place, and bring me back that green stone, hehehehe." The clown laughed sinisterly, as if he could see the bat being destroyed in the next moment.

"You'll get it, Mr. J." Harley wasn't immersed in a state of grievance, and snatched a kiss on the clown's lips, making people sigh with infatuation.

++++ Day Two++++

"Clown!!! How dare you touch my territory?!"

Lex angrily breaks into the Joker's hideout, a place called Ace's factory.The Joker is watching TV, the scene where Harley Quinn and two burly men are being captured, and in the background... Lex's bombed-out top floor office and apartment.

The wolves next to him howled one after another, and Lex looked at the three wolves approaching and roared, "Shut up!"

Not knowing whether it was Lex's anger or Lex's ferocious expression, the three wolves whimpered and retreated to the clown's side.

The clown turned the sofa he was sitting on to meet Lex, with a flattering expression on his face: "Oh, Lex, this was all a misunderstanding."

His eyes rolled: "This is not, to prove to you, my ability."

Lex grabbed the clown by the collar: "Never, never, challenge my patience. In my way, or, without cooperation."

"Hey, Lex, calm down~ Of course we'll do it your way. You want Superman, but with Bats, you'll never get Superman. I want Bats, but with Superman, I have to To the bat. The two of us are the best partners!" The clown first rescued himself from Lex's grasp, and then, like a koala, clung to Lex's body and touched Lex's bald head.

Lex pushed the clown away: "Don't touch me. So, now, be good to me."

"You said, so, between us, okay?"

"That's up to you. One month, I'll give you permission to use the weapons I made, to cause trouble for them, not make them disappear completely. After one month, I'll give you kryptonite."

"Oh, you can definitely trust me on that, Lex."

Lex gave the clown a reassuring smile, and the clown responded with a happy smile, but only they knew what the two were thinking.

After leaving the Ace factory, Lex saw the car parked outside at a glance, and it was naturally Messi who had been following him all the time inside.

"Messi, bring the kryptonite. I'm worried about being in Metropolis. The clown doesn't have the time or the strength to follow you right now, but...be careful. I don't want to see the kryptonite fall into the hands of the clown. Do you understand? "

"Like crystal, Mr. Luthor. Now, where do you want to go?"

"...Did Lisa say that she went shopping with Clark today?"

"Yes, Mr. Luther."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"

Messi didn't answer the words, nothing would work for the irritable Lex, Lex wouldn't listen.

++++Shop++++

"Huh? Where's Clark?" Lisa came out of the dressing room, wearing a light yellow dress that matched her ginger hair.I wanted to show it to Clark with great interest, but when I went out, Clark disappeared.Standing beside him was a slightly dazed Jason.

Hearing Lisa's question, Jason sneezed subconsciously, and replied somewhat stammeringly: "Ah Qiu...he...he went to buy water for me."

"But there is a vending machine next to you...Jason...what did he do?" Lisa pointed to the vending machine not far away, which contained mineral water and various drinks.Approaching Jason eeriely, his tone was a little gritted.This is already the third time Clark has gone out today, but he will come back quickly every time, which is a good thing.

Only at this time, Jason deeply realized that Lisa was worthy of being Lex's sister.He shrank his neck, and then thought that he should not be afraid of a woman who has no strength to restrain his chicken, so he straightened his neck like a brave man: "He is indeed going to buy water, I want to drink hot water."

Lisa glanced suspiciously at Jason twice, but in the end she didn't pursue it any further. After all, Clark couldn't run for long, it only took a few minutes.Jokingly pinched Jason's still red nose: "Hey, I told you not to follow, brat."

Jason patted Lisa's hand away, and said viciously, "Don't call me a brat." Then he muttered softly, "You think I want to...Bruce said, I need to pay more attention to you..."

"what?"

Lisa didn't hear clearly, and it was impossible for Jason to repeat what he said. He just said "nothing" and sat down on the steps by the roadside.Lisa shrugged: "Wait for me."

Go back and change the skirt, and sit listlessly on the side of the road with Jason.She wanted to date Clark, and suddenly there was an extra kid, so let's go shopping, but Clark disappeared, and the kid was sick again, so she couldn't be too tired for the kid.

"Jason, what do you want to eat? Let's go, there seems to be a place to drink porridge! Well, I like porridge the most! Since Clark doesn't want to follow, let's get rid of Clark."

Jason was dragged by Lisa, a little reluctantly, he didn't quite know what "porridge" was.And...she couldn't get rid of Clark...but she didn't need to know that.

Half an hour later, Jason looked at the sticky lump of rice in front of him, and turned his head away in disgust: "I won't eat it, what kind of rotten thing is this?!"

"This is porridge, made by the Chinese. It seems to be rice, pork, and... a preserved egg. It is said that it is an egg that has been preserved for thousands of years. It is actually quite good, although it looks weird, but It is very comfortable to drink when you are sick."

Jason was inexplicably speechless, and a little bit admired Lisa, and finally... he could only choke out a sentence: "Chinese people are so strange... can eggs that have been around for thousands of years still be eaten?"

The table where Lisa and Jason were sitting was not that big, so Lisa easily picked up a spoonful of porridge with preserved eggs in it, and fed it into Jason's mouth while Jason was not paying attention.

Jason was accidentally stuffed with food, and the porridge was still hot, so he had to chew and swallow quickly.He gave Lisa a vicious look, but the next moment, his tongue seemed to be in heaven.

Lisa smiled triumphantly: "I told you it's delicious. Although the food the Chinese eat is strange, it tastes very good! So I learned not to ask what they use to make it."

"Cough cough..."

Clark, wearing glasses, walked towards him, looking at the two people who got along very well, especially when he saw the scene of feeding...Although he knew that Jason was still very young, but... this very uncomfortable feeling in his heart still exist.

"Look who's back."

Lisa's tone was filled with displeasure, leaving her so busy all the time, did she go to save the world?

"Lisa...I'll go..."

Jason muttered softly, "Buy me hot water."

Only then did Clark pick it up: "Buy me hot water. Ah, no, give him... buy him hot water."

Lisa looked at Clark and Jason suspiciously. She didn't hear Jason's mumbling, but they obviously confessed.

"Then... where's the water?"

Seeing Clark's embarrassed and innocent expression, Lisa finally couldn't help but laugh.

"Clark, you're really good. Jason said you came here."

Jason no longer cared about talking to Clark and Lisa, his nose felt much more comfortable when he was drinking hot porridge.He had already decided to let Alfred make porridge when he got home, and by the way... let Alfred make it for Bruce as well.He wanted to make it himself...but after blowing up the kitchen four or five times, he was permanently kicked out of the kitchen by Aff.

Clark was stunned for a moment, but also reacted