Mr. Oda and his friends

"Dazai, Dazai Osamu, my name."

The black-haired young man was lying on the sofa, staring at somewhere in the void——I was living in a hell with nowhere to escape, and pain and despair followed me everywhere.I don't know the meaning of existence, I don't have a direction to move forward, and I rely on the goals given by dreams to support me until now.But if you tell me another destination, even if it's just a mirage of architecture and air, I'd love to try it.

One last try.

He whispered the name, and Oda Sakunosuke, who was packing the apple peels, listened for a while, then turned around and threw away the trash in his hand: "Um, should I also give you an unforgettable nickname?"

"Pfft, if you can, of course I have no objection."

Not only did this guy have no grievances, he even shook his still intact leg with a bit of complacency.

The red-haired young man held back for a long time but couldn't think of a nickname that would satisfy him. Looking at Dazai Osamu's wobbly head, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and gave a mess. Like orphans.Each of those children was raised by him to become more and more lively, uh... Maybe it should be said that they were too lively.

Osamu Dazai's combat effectiveness, if told by the senior management of PortMafia, would be laughed at.In Yokohama, the only person with supernatural powers who can match him... probably is Mr. Ango Sakaguchi, a young assistant officer from the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

So in the face of Oda Sakunosuke's "attack", he had no power to fight back, and was blown up by RUA while struggling.

"Wow! Let me go! Let me go quickly!" Osamu Dazai was like a fat hamster being grabbed by the nape of the neck, using his hands and feet to break free to regain his freedom. Oda Sakunosuke laughed, and took the apple plate again Pushing it closer: "What do you want to eat at noon? I plan to cook salt-baked fish. Hiyori likes finer food, so I can make more by the way."

The crab porridge in the morning was unanimously praised by two "connoisseurs". For the sake of fairness, one person's wish was followed in the morning, and the other had to be taken care of at noon.Unknowingly, the young man who knew how to drink water cleaned up the hygiene in the office, sat back on his seat and turned on his laptop.

Check the completion of the work first, and then call the uncle fish seller to send his son-in-law to bring some fresh ingredients.

Can't see any emotion related to worry.

At the same time as the ingredients came to the door, the detectives lined up and came back one by one in silence.Akutagawa Ryunosuke lowered his head, Kunikida Doppo patted him on the shoulder, Edogawa Ranpo fished out a small octopus that came with it from the plastic bag containing the ingredients and played without saying a word.

Yosano Akiko rushed the two new interns to their seats, and turned back to pull Hiyori who was walking at the back to the treatment room.

"What's the matter?" Oda Sakunosuke stood up from his seat, followed to the treatment room, and Yosano Akiko said to him: "It's okay, don't worry about it! Ladies, please stay away!"

"Oh."

As long as no one gets hurt.

The red-haired young man stopped in his tracks, and looked at the lost Akutagawa resentfully: "Did you find your sister?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

"Ah..." Edogawa Luanbu put down the dying little octopus: "I found it, but I didn't find it completely."

Kunikida Doppo rolled his eyes and said with a difficult tone, "We have been warmly received by PortMafia."

"I don't think you seem to have been 'warmly received'?" Oda Sakunosuke thought that he hadn't reached the point where his eyesight was dim, and he could tell whether the fight was on or not.Kunikida Doppo swallowed his saliva and continued: "There is no extended meaning here, just the kind, ordinary, polite and warm reception."

The atmosphere was a bit tense at first, but...But when Ms. Miyata came to the front, PortMafia suddenly became the most hospitable host in the port.

"That's right, there are cakes, snacks, sweet tea, milk, chocolate, everything." The detective applauded: "There is also a gentle and beautiful waitress."

"The problem is this young lady who acts as a temporary waiter..." Kunikida Dupo was at a loss for words, and Edogawa Ranpo added in time: "It's exactly the person we are looking for."

"Oh, isn't that great? I found the person I was looking for calmly, no one was hurt, and no one, uh... I didn't say anything."

In the middle of speaking, Oda Sakunosuke looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa's almost black face, and consciously silenced his voice.

"She didn't overturn the table directly. I didn't expect that."

Edogawa Ranpo never shy away from embarrassing anyone, and one sentence made Akutagawa Ryunosuke shrink half a circle: "Leaving a young sister who has no self-protection ability alone in a place like Leibo Street, you really deserve it." of."

"Look, I haven't told half a lie!"

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa and pretended to be dead, regained his spirits: "If it weren't for me, his sister would have been skinned and eaten by the smugglers' accomplices."

"Shut up, your business is not over yet."

A detective sticks out his tongue and makes a face at him—you don't want to reveal your identity completely, so please be quiet.

So Osamu Dazai gestured around his mouth with his hand, like zipping a pocket.

Oda Sakunosuke looked left and right, walked up to Akutagawa Ryunosuke and sat down: "So, Akutagawa's younger sister is unwilling to forgive her brother?"

"It's not just because you don't want to forgive, you almost got into a fight." Kunikida Doppo pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses again: "If it weren't for Miss Miyata's Kuchan, there would be no brother and sister today."

"Pretty exciting!" The detective made a final decision.

Oda Sakunosuke tried to look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke with condemning eyes: "How can you fight with your sister? This is not okay, this is wrong. She is your last family member, isn't she!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "I didn't want to, but Gin didn't want to leave PortMafia because she was bewitched by the man in black!"

He pointed the finger at Osamu Dazai, who not only accepted the pot easily, but even gave him an extremely frivolous wink: "That only shows that your elder brother is not as strange to her as I am!" people."

"you!"

The detectives pulled the two apart again, mainly Ryunosuke Akutagawa who showed his teeth unilaterally.

"Okay, okay, if you beat this person again, you will have even more reason to rely on us. Let alone the Ministry of Internal Affairs, hand him over to the Supernatural Secret Service Section for safekeeping. You will hear the news of his acquittal the next morning, PortMafia I have raised a large group of lawyers to deal with this kind of thing." Ranpo Edogawa felt that the excitement was almost enough to see here, and immediately began to drive away the garlic cloves that got into the oranges, "Oda, get him Go to Zixuan Curry Shop, this is a workplace and no walk-in guests are accepted.”

"Okay, I know."

Oda Sakunosuke agreed without hesitation: "Hey, Dazai..."

"Wait, Dazai? Who?"

When Hiyori came out of the treatment room, she suddenly felt as if she had missed a hundred episodes. Why did Sakunosuke say a name she had never heard before?

"Ah... I mean, that..." Oda Sakunosuke hurriedly said, "I mean Oba, Dazai is... the name he uses in PortMafia, which is equivalent to a code name, flower name, and it is the same as your drama club for the public. The posters are the same."

Miyata Hiyori is not a porcelain doll that is easy to break, so do you need to be so careful? !Can't you tell her the truth directly, anyway, it's outsiders who are being beaten.

——Everyone condemned this honest colleague who was so nasty that he could feed people to death with dog food.

Only Hiyori is willing to believe this kind of child's play explanation, she accepts this "fact" very smoothly: "Huh? I know, I can't make a mistake!"

Still the little girl who was too serious.

If one dares to speak and one dares to believe, others can only applaud and offer sincere blessings.

Osamu Dazai made a loud vomit-like sound and turned over, pointing his butt towards the pair of dog food wholesalers.The detectives didn't make it so obvious out of the friendship of their colleagues, they just dispersed and returned to their respective office seats...continue to secretly pay attention to this side.

"At noon, we eat salt-baked fish and wine-steamed clams."

Mr. Oda, who was openly discussing lunch in the office, had no self-consciousness. He mentioned the ingredients and left the scene first: "Hiyori, after lunch, shall we send Dazai to Ziyuxuan for a short stay? His leg is still broken, so it seems like returning to PortMafia like this Not quite right."

"No! I won't bring you children!"

Osamu Dazai tried to argue with reason, but no one listened, Miyata Hiyori nodded: "Okay, let Kong Chan use the domain to send him directly there."

Current PortMafia leader: "..."

So what about my authority?Is it just ignored by you!

Edogawa Ranpo once again let out a strange smile of "Kusi Kusikusi", trembling all over, almost rolling to the ground.

The so-called Tiger Falling in Pingyang can only be abused by this confused couple.