Mr. Oda and his friends
Chapter 135
Knowing that he did not die in the line of duty, Hui Yuanxiong was overjoyed at first, but then remembered his partner's ambiguous sentence "I have to return to work in a week at the earliest", and couldn't help but hugged his head and wailed: "Why!"
Don't say he wants to know why, Jianren Qihai, and Xia Youjie who came here in advance of the curse spirit also want to know.
Could it be that... it was because not enough people had been killed?He and Wu "dissuaded" several of the old people at the top who didn't know the so-called dismissal, and soon relevant secular administrative agencies stepped in and vigorously mediated.Young people feel, this is exactly what I want.Everything is bowed and bowed before power, and the world will gradually develop in a better direction with this beginning.
It's a pity that he was wrong. The reality is like a thug with a hideous face, waiting to backstab fiercely in places where he doesn't pay attention.
If it wasn't for the Armed Detective Agency's commission from the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and if it wasn't for Oda Sakunosuke and Miyata Hiyori who came to investigate...it was the last time he saw Haibara a few days ago.
Xia Youjie, who seems stable, tolerant and reliable, is actually more sensitive and prone to extremes than anyone else.He is a gentle person, but it is because he is so gentle that he can empathize with the pain of others.
"I never imagined that in this age, there are still people who hold these strange beliefs in their hearts and worship them..." Hui Yuanxiong, who was almost killed by the mouth of the earth god, scratched his head while thinking: "So big! I'm not as tall as a pig's leg!"
So it's so easy for you to accept that the archetype of the invincible curse spirit is a pig?Qihaijian had a lot of people, so he handed the disposable paper cup filled with hot water to Xia You: "Thank you for making this trip, senior."
"Thank you." He took the paper cup, and the hot temperature spread from the palm of his hand to the bottom of his heart.Oda Sakunosuke picked up the last piece of yam and stuffed it for him. Hiyori, who was leaning on the arm of the red-haired young man, said in a daze: "What's so strange, when people don't know how to solve their difficulties, human beings always pin their hopes on In terms of metaphysics, not to mention now, it will still be like this in 200 years.”
Yes, here is the ultimate representative of metaphysics, Miyata Hiyori is a living example.
Xia Youjie took a sip of the scalding hot water from the paper cup, and pretended not to burn his tongue under Hui Yuanxiong's adoring eyes: "It would be great if there were no curse spirits."
No more magic spirits, no more magicians, no companions having to live every day as if it were their last.
"..."
The other two conjurers fell into silence together after hearing the words, and there were no more conjuration spirits...?
There are two ways to make all the curse spirits in the world disappear.
One is that everyone evolves into a conjurer.
Theoretically, the conjurer can control himself not to produce a curse, even if there is, it can be resolved by himself like hitting a mouse or a cockroach.
The second solution is a bit troublesome and needs to solve the problem from the root, that is...kill all ordinary people.There are billions of people in the world, and they can't do it even if they are too soft-handed for a lifetime.
Xia Youjie's eyes were slightly dazed, and he regained his senses after being slapped heavily on the arm: "Huh?"
Hiyori pressed on Oda Sakunosuke's knee and leaned towards him: "Here is the candy."
His gaze swept over the girl with the same color scheme as his own, and the young man relaxed his expression: "Okay, thank you."
"Hey!" After delivering the candy, Rihe simply lay down on his stomach and started counting with his fingers: "Without the magic spirit, Xiayou will be unemployed. But it doesn't matter, I can support you, one candy a day..."
"Hiyori, if you only eat one candy a day, summer oil will starve to death." Oda Sakunosuke interrupted the incomprehensible bill in time: "If you don't want to be a magician, you can come to the detective agency. Very understaffed."
"But the work of a detective seems to be similar to that of a conjurer?"
"Then, take the civil servant test?"
"Mr. Sakaguchi said that if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up, and if you don't get off work, you don't have to go to work..."
"Uh, this..."
"Anyway, we can't go to PortMafia like Zhongye."
So the two started a completely layman, unreliable, but very serious discussion on the two topics of "how should the unemployed Xia Youjie find a job" and "what job is more suitable for the unemployed magician".
Xia Youjie: "..."
I thank you ha!Plan my career development ahead of time.
In fact, there is a third way to eliminate all curse spirits in the world at one stroke, and that is the blessing of the human god before death.The artificial gods born out of thousands of hopes represent the determination of human beings to struggle to survive no matter what kind of adversity they face and at all costs.
Xia Youjie lowered his eyelids, and clenched the fruit candy in his hand - do I want to be like those rotten oranges, casually deciding for others whether I should sacrifice my life to fulfill my "ideal"?
It doesn't matter if you kill all the ordinary people, or you sacrifice the day of sacrifice, isn't the idea the same?It's just that the weights at both ends of the balance have different shapes, but in essence, they are all life.
The life of the monkey is also life.
"Ugh--!"
With a long sigh, he peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed the fruit candy into his mouth: "Don't worry about me, I'm fine."
"Hmm... It's not a good way to say it, but you don't look like you're okay. I mean, conjurer is just a job, and the salary comes from taxpayers' taxes, for the sake of salary, Forehead……"
Oda Sakunosuke searched his guts for words. He didn't intend to describe the profession of "sorcerer" that is closely linked to dedication in such a salty way, but isn't that the case?
Xia Youjie had sugar in his mouth and it was inconvenient to talk, but Huiyuan Xionghammer Dawu, who had already recovered his strength, said, "That's it! In fact, ordinary people raise funds and spend money to ask us to deal with the curse spirits. This is a sanitation job." Work!"
Jianren Qihai: "...shut up and rest."
Are you proud to be reduced to a colleague of cleaners?
They sat on the wilderness where the Ultima God lived, and waited until the rescue convoy appeared.Many people in the town didn't know what happened. Seeing an ambulance and a string of black cars, the townspeople couldn't help but ask a red-haired young man while they were discussing.
He looks gentle and simple, and he is several floors higher than those serious people.
"Brother! That red-haired little brother, what happened inside?"
Arrange Hiyori into the carriage first, and then come out to take a few photos and ask a few people for questioning to conclude the case. Oda Sakunosuke welcomes the testimony of witnesses who take the initiative to deliver to the door.
"Well, it's an organization in Tokyo that came to pick up important people."
The organization in Tokyo = conjurer
Important Person = Seriously Wounded Haibara Yuu
No problem.
The townspeople whispered to each other, and Rihe, who was lying on the tail of the convoy looking out of the car window, got a completely new version——the organization on the road came to pick up the young master who lived in seclusion in the countryside!
Wait, your imagination is not limited by the narrow terrain at all!
"Qihai and Huiyuan opened their tents during their operations, and people outside could neither hear nor see anything." Xia Youjie, who was standing outside the car and scattered smoke, explained, but suddenly had a whim, squatted down and rushed forward to find The kid who talked to Rihe smiled evilly: "What are you doing? Do you want to steal confidential information from the eldest lady!"
The little warrior who simply wanted to get close to his beautiful sister was so frightened that his nose burst into tears, he threw away the wild flowers in his hand and ran away, crying while running.
Soon the new version 2.0 will be launched - the motorcade organized by Dao Shang will be led by the eldest lady in power to welcome the young master back to his throne.
Hui Yuan was carried into the ambulance, and because of his embarrassing image, he lost the position of "Young Master".Worried about him very much, Qihai Jianren got into the first car and waited for the news of his departure. Unfortunately, he was recruited and became the legendary young master of the underworld gang.
After being overwhelmed by the embarrassment of the townspeople who came to watch the "social people" several times, the blond young man looked unlovable: Destroy, hurry up, tired.
Can play with senior Wutiao, how can senior Xia You be respected?These two people are nothing more than the difference between one sitting on the mat and the other sitting on the ground.
"I'm done here, what about you, Xia You?"
After almost compiling the content of a report, he escaped from the hands of the more and more enthusiastic wives, and Oda Sakunosuke was terrified.Several middle-aged ladies have already started to inquire about Rihe's news, and they are eager to try to get rid of their useless son.
How can that work, she is mine.
The red-haired young man got into the car with a capybara-like expression and closed the door, pushing Hiyori in who was looking out, and soon took on the role of "Missy's personal bodyguard".In the imaginary stories of the townspeople, in order to compete for the attention of the "Missy", he did not know how many fights he had with the "small-eyed bodyguard".
It's also a panic.
"It's like this in villages with less traffic," he leaned on the car window and complained to the "little-eyed bodyguard" outside, "a little ripple that disturbs the stagnant water can be talked about a hundred times... Ah, I thought of it !"
He took out a pen and a notepad from the inner pocket of his coat, and opened the notebook while Hiyori asked "what" and "what": "It's a good story."
On this day, my mood went from anger to anxiety, to gloom, and finally to helplessness.Xia Youjie stunned to put out the cigarette butt, perhaps, this is life.
The journey back couldn’t have been smoother. As soon as I arrived at my home in Tokyo, I got the news and had a joint consultation with Dr. Yosano. Yuo Huihara got out of the ambulance with a smile, and walked out of the emergency room half an hour later.
"In the future, I will never accept tasks of the same level again. I must be one level lower than me, or I will strike!"
Holding on to the wall and refusing to let go, the young man with big eyes wanted to cry: "It's too scary, senior! Don't take the doctor's advice seriously!"
One cut and one sawed, after the work was done, the butterfly fluttered and the magic power surged, leaving nothing, not even a place to complain.
Oda Sakunosuke hugged Hiyori, like a big bear hugging a little rabbit, and his two heads followed each other with lingering fear.Xia Youjie, who couldn't help laughing, felt that something was wrong, and frowned with a smile: "Rihe, didn't you say that you can't just sit on a man's lap?"
"Huh?" Hiyori glanced at him suspiciously: "Sakonsuke belongs to me, not someone else, can't it?"
It depends on how the three words "is mine" are defined.
Without waiting for the half-brother to ask another question, Oda Sakunosuke pulled Hiyori into his arms again, and said calmly, "We are together now, we can sit, whatever we want."
"what?"
For a while, Xia Youjie's eyes almost caught up with Gojo Satoru's size.
Don't say he wants to know why, Jianren Qihai, and Xia Youjie who came here in advance of the curse spirit also want to know.
Could it be that... it was because not enough people had been killed?He and Wu "dissuaded" several of the old people at the top who didn't know the so-called dismissal, and soon relevant secular administrative agencies stepped in and vigorously mediated.Young people feel, this is exactly what I want.Everything is bowed and bowed before power, and the world will gradually develop in a better direction with this beginning.
It's a pity that he was wrong. The reality is like a thug with a hideous face, waiting to backstab fiercely in places where he doesn't pay attention.
If it wasn't for the Armed Detective Agency's commission from the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and if it wasn't for Oda Sakunosuke and Miyata Hiyori who came to investigate...it was the last time he saw Haibara a few days ago.
Xia Youjie, who seems stable, tolerant and reliable, is actually more sensitive and prone to extremes than anyone else.He is a gentle person, but it is because he is so gentle that he can empathize with the pain of others.
"I never imagined that in this age, there are still people who hold these strange beliefs in their hearts and worship them..." Hui Yuanxiong, who was almost killed by the mouth of the earth god, scratched his head while thinking: "So big! I'm not as tall as a pig's leg!"
So it's so easy for you to accept that the archetype of the invincible curse spirit is a pig?Qihaijian had a lot of people, so he handed the disposable paper cup filled with hot water to Xia You: "Thank you for making this trip, senior."
"Thank you." He took the paper cup, and the hot temperature spread from the palm of his hand to the bottom of his heart.Oda Sakunosuke picked up the last piece of yam and stuffed it for him. Hiyori, who was leaning on the arm of the red-haired young man, said in a daze: "What's so strange, when people don't know how to solve their difficulties, human beings always pin their hopes on In terms of metaphysics, not to mention now, it will still be like this in 200 years.”
Yes, here is the ultimate representative of metaphysics, Miyata Hiyori is a living example.
Xia Youjie took a sip of the scalding hot water from the paper cup, and pretended not to burn his tongue under Hui Yuanxiong's adoring eyes: "It would be great if there were no curse spirits."
No more magic spirits, no more magicians, no companions having to live every day as if it were their last.
"..."
The other two conjurers fell into silence together after hearing the words, and there were no more conjuration spirits...?
There are two ways to make all the curse spirits in the world disappear.
One is that everyone evolves into a conjurer.
Theoretically, the conjurer can control himself not to produce a curse, even if there is, it can be resolved by himself like hitting a mouse or a cockroach.
The second solution is a bit troublesome and needs to solve the problem from the root, that is...kill all ordinary people.There are billions of people in the world, and they can't do it even if they are too soft-handed for a lifetime.
Xia Youjie's eyes were slightly dazed, and he regained his senses after being slapped heavily on the arm: "Huh?"
Hiyori pressed on Oda Sakunosuke's knee and leaned towards him: "Here is the candy."
His gaze swept over the girl with the same color scheme as his own, and the young man relaxed his expression: "Okay, thank you."
"Hey!" After delivering the candy, Rihe simply lay down on his stomach and started counting with his fingers: "Without the magic spirit, Xiayou will be unemployed. But it doesn't matter, I can support you, one candy a day..."
"Hiyori, if you only eat one candy a day, summer oil will starve to death." Oda Sakunosuke interrupted the incomprehensible bill in time: "If you don't want to be a magician, you can come to the detective agency. Very understaffed."
"But the work of a detective seems to be similar to that of a conjurer?"
"Then, take the civil servant test?"
"Mr. Sakaguchi said that if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up, and if you don't get off work, you don't have to go to work..."
"Uh, this..."
"Anyway, we can't go to PortMafia like Zhongye."
So the two started a completely layman, unreliable, but very serious discussion on the two topics of "how should the unemployed Xia Youjie find a job" and "what job is more suitable for the unemployed magician".
Xia Youjie: "..."
I thank you ha!Plan my career development ahead of time.
In fact, there is a third way to eliminate all curse spirits in the world at one stroke, and that is the blessing of the human god before death.The artificial gods born out of thousands of hopes represent the determination of human beings to struggle to survive no matter what kind of adversity they face and at all costs.
Xia Youjie lowered his eyelids, and clenched the fruit candy in his hand - do I want to be like those rotten oranges, casually deciding for others whether I should sacrifice my life to fulfill my "ideal"?
It doesn't matter if you kill all the ordinary people, or you sacrifice the day of sacrifice, isn't the idea the same?It's just that the weights at both ends of the balance have different shapes, but in essence, they are all life.
The life of the monkey is also life.
"Ugh--!"
With a long sigh, he peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed the fruit candy into his mouth: "Don't worry about me, I'm fine."
"Hmm... It's not a good way to say it, but you don't look like you're okay. I mean, conjurer is just a job, and the salary comes from taxpayers' taxes, for the sake of salary, Forehead……"
Oda Sakunosuke searched his guts for words. He didn't intend to describe the profession of "sorcerer" that is closely linked to dedication in such a salty way, but isn't that the case?
Xia Youjie had sugar in his mouth and it was inconvenient to talk, but Huiyuan Xionghammer Dawu, who had already recovered his strength, said, "That's it! In fact, ordinary people raise funds and spend money to ask us to deal with the curse spirits. This is a sanitation job." Work!"
Jianren Qihai: "...shut up and rest."
Are you proud to be reduced to a colleague of cleaners?
They sat on the wilderness where the Ultima God lived, and waited until the rescue convoy appeared.Many people in the town didn't know what happened. Seeing an ambulance and a string of black cars, the townspeople couldn't help but ask a red-haired young man while they were discussing.
He looks gentle and simple, and he is several floors higher than those serious people.
"Brother! That red-haired little brother, what happened inside?"
Arrange Hiyori into the carriage first, and then come out to take a few photos and ask a few people for questioning to conclude the case. Oda Sakunosuke welcomes the testimony of witnesses who take the initiative to deliver to the door.
"Well, it's an organization in Tokyo that came to pick up important people."
The organization in Tokyo = conjurer
Important Person = Seriously Wounded Haibara Yuu
No problem.
The townspeople whispered to each other, and Rihe, who was lying on the tail of the convoy looking out of the car window, got a completely new version——the organization on the road came to pick up the young master who lived in seclusion in the countryside!
Wait, your imagination is not limited by the narrow terrain at all!
"Qihai and Huiyuan opened their tents during their operations, and people outside could neither hear nor see anything." Xia Youjie, who was standing outside the car and scattered smoke, explained, but suddenly had a whim, squatted down and rushed forward to find The kid who talked to Rihe smiled evilly: "What are you doing? Do you want to steal confidential information from the eldest lady!"
The little warrior who simply wanted to get close to his beautiful sister was so frightened that his nose burst into tears, he threw away the wild flowers in his hand and ran away, crying while running.
Soon the new version 2.0 will be launched - the motorcade organized by Dao Shang will be led by the eldest lady in power to welcome the young master back to his throne.
Hui Yuan was carried into the ambulance, and because of his embarrassing image, he lost the position of "Young Master".Worried about him very much, Qihai Jianren got into the first car and waited for the news of his departure. Unfortunately, he was recruited and became the legendary young master of the underworld gang.
After being overwhelmed by the embarrassment of the townspeople who came to watch the "social people" several times, the blond young man looked unlovable: Destroy, hurry up, tired.
Can play with senior Wutiao, how can senior Xia You be respected?These two people are nothing more than the difference between one sitting on the mat and the other sitting on the ground.
"I'm done here, what about you, Xia You?"
After almost compiling the content of a report, he escaped from the hands of the more and more enthusiastic wives, and Oda Sakunosuke was terrified.Several middle-aged ladies have already started to inquire about Rihe's news, and they are eager to try to get rid of their useless son.
How can that work, she is mine.
The red-haired young man got into the car with a capybara-like expression and closed the door, pushing Hiyori in who was looking out, and soon took on the role of "Missy's personal bodyguard".In the imaginary stories of the townspeople, in order to compete for the attention of the "Missy", he did not know how many fights he had with the "small-eyed bodyguard".
It's also a panic.
"It's like this in villages with less traffic," he leaned on the car window and complained to the "little-eyed bodyguard" outside, "a little ripple that disturbs the stagnant water can be talked about a hundred times... Ah, I thought of it !"
He took out a pen and a notepad from the inner pocket of his coat, and opened the notebook while Hiyori asked "what" and "what": "It's a good story."
On this day, my mood went from anger to anxiety, to gloom, and finally to helplessness.Xia Youjie stunned to put out the cigarette butt, perhaps, this is life.
The journey back couldn’t have been smoother. As soon as I arrived at my home in Tokyo, I got the news and had a joint consultation with Dr. Yosano. Yuo Huihara got out of the ambulance with a smile, and walked out of the emergency room half an hour later.
"In the future, I will never accept tasks of the same level again. I must be one level lower than me, or I will strike!"
Holding on to the wall and refusing to let go, the young man with big eyes wanted to cry: "It's too scary, senior! Don't take the doctor's advice seriously!"
One cut and one sawed, after the work was done, the butterfly fluttered and the magic power surged, leaving nothing, not even a place to complain.
Oda Sakunosuke hugged Hiyori, like a big bear hugging a little rabbit, and his two heads followed each other with lingering fear.Xia Youjie, who couldn't help laughing, felt that something was wrong, and frowned with a smile: "Rihe, didn't you say that you can't just sit on a man's lap?"
"Huh?" Hiyori glanced at him suspiciously: "Sakonsuke belongs to me, not someone else, can't it?"
It depends on how the three words "is mine" are defined.
Without waiting for the half-brother to ask another question, Oda Sakunosuke pulled Hiyori into his arms again, and said calmly, "We are together now, we can sit, whatever we want."
"what?"
For a while, Xia Youjie's eyes almost caught up with Gojo Satoru's size.
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