[Comprehensive martial arts] It's a cane, not a whip

About 15 minutes later, Hua Manxi pulled Gong Jiu out of the store.The two ran to an empty corner, and then Hua Manxi started laughing loudly.

"Hahaha..." Hua Manxi lay on Gong Jiu's body, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, "The two of them are here to make a joke, hahahaha... No wonder why they refuse to say who they are How did we meet, hahaha, how can I say that."

It turned out that her parents did meet at this time, and they left a very deep impression on each other as they said.But, this has nothing to do with love at first sight. The reason why they are so impressed is just because the things they encountered were too fucking bad hahahaha...

Probably because of the new teacher, he is not as handy as the old teacher, so at this time, Huamanxi's parents don't have much time to get to know other people.Then it was a coincidence that I met a netizen who I could chat with online, and it was a coincidence that I made an appointment with the netizen on the same day.

As a result, it was ridiculous.

Hua's father's online dating partner is a girl in the sixth grade, a child at all. Coincidentally, she is a student in Hua's mother's class.Then, Hua's mother's online dating partner is a boy in the second grade of junior high school. Although he is 1.6 meters tall and hardly looks like a child, he is still a childish boy.Even more coincidentally, he is a student in Hua's father's class.

These two students are also really miserable. They just want to catch up with the wave of fashion and fall in love early, but they meet their class teacher.The scene got out of control for a while.

When Hua Manxi thought of that scene, he couldn't stop laughing, he couldn't keep laughing, this is simply a Shura field for four people.She can guarantee that these four people must wish to destroy each other humanely in a few minutes, so that this matter will not be remembered forever.

It's so heavenly, just like this, her parents can still achieve a positive result, this is really true love.If it weren't for true love, who would be with a person who remembers his biggest dark history.Hahahahahaha...

"Huh?" Halfway through the laugh, Hua Manxi suddenly stopped, as if she was missing something.

Gong Jiu was a little puzzled, "Xixi?"

"Ah, I remembered who those two students were!" Hua Manxi dug out something else from his long-term memory, "Those two people came to my house to pay New Year's greetings. A couple with good looks and high IQ."

So, these two became a couple too?Such an incident that made the parties embarrassed and speechless and made the onlookers laugh, actually made two couples?Wow, the world is really big, full of wonders.

Hua Manxi thought about the couple who came to their house to pay New Year's greetings. They looked like high-level intellectuals, and then thought about the way they looked like today when they saw the head teacher wishing they could pass out, and laughed again.

"Hahahahaha..." My god, it's just amazing!Oh my god, how could something so funny happen.

Although Gong Jiu didn't quite understand what was so funny, but seeing Hua Manxi smiling so happily, he laughed too.

After knowing the whole story of her parents' acquaintance, Hua Manxi took Gong Jiu away contentedly.She didn't want to disturb them, so as not to disturb their life trajectory.Then maybe she wouldn't have been born.

She didn't know how long she could stay here. If she went back soon, but she had established a relationship with her parents, they would be sad when she and Ah Jiu disappeared.That's it, watching them from a distance is actually quite good.

This time, Hua Manxi and Gong Jiu did not leave this world so soon.They cooperated with officials in this world and taught martial arts to several groups of people.Most of them are stupid, but there are always some who are not stupid, and they represent their country and win many games.

They even suppressed those ancient martial arts families who regarded themselves highly in the country, so that they no longer closed themselves off, were willing to come out to communicate, and were willing to let their children from such families go to school normally.Cough cough, well, in fact, they were beaten into submission.

After all, martial arts practitioners still use their fists to speak, which is the most powerful.

They were taken away from this world by the system after Hua Manxi heard that the mother of the Hua family had checked out that she was pregnant.

They returned to their own world, to the capital, to the moment they left.

Hua Manxi touched the pillow that she hadn't seen for a long time, and sighed, "Oh, I've done all the work, the child my mother is carrying is me, and I want to see what I looked like when I was just born. "

"It must be the cutest child." Gong Jiu said.

Hua Manxi smiled, "That's not it. My parents said that I was ugly when I was born, uglier than ordinary babies. At that time, my mother was so angry that she thought it was the wrong baby in the hospital. After watching the surveillance, I believed it was her own child, and cried again."

So she was really curious about how ugly she was when she was born, which made her mother so disgusted.

"Impossible." Gong Jiu shook his head, "Xixi is definitely the prettiest and cutest." He was also regretting that he could not see Xixi when he was a child.

Hua Manxi shrugged with a smile, "That's right, I've always been born this good-looking all my life, even if I was just born, it's impossible to be ugly." It must be that her mother gave birth to a child, so she found a reason To cover up the fact that I am afraid of pain.

She has known for a long time that her mother is the most afraid of pain.It's just that she used to pretend not to know that she wanted to save face for her mother.

Besides, children are lovely angels, how ugly can they be?

No, I'm going to take that back. A child may be cute, but he doesn't have to be an angel. He could be a demon.On the second day, Hua Manxi looked at the little guy standing in front of her with a dull face, and felt that the veins on his forehead were about to pop out.

"His Royal Highness."

"Lonely." The five-year-old little prince was dressed in a blue robe, standing upright, with red lips and white teeth, and baby fat on his cheeks, chubby. He looked like an extremely cute child.Of course, that was before ignoring what he had done. "Aunt Jiu can call Gu Xiao Jiu."

Xiao Jiu is the nickname of the little prince. The emperor hoped that his child would be like his Uncle Jiu, who would have nine lives to toss, so he took this nickname.Although, after he took the nickname, he was beaten by the queen, but he still persisted.

Hua Manxi calmed down, "His Royal Highness, I will not call you Xiao Jiu, because this name is too similar to Ah Jiu."

The little prince glanced at Gong Jiu who was standing beside him silently, but with a strong sense of presence.He nodded, "Okay, Aunt Ninth can call you anything."

Alas, adults are sometimes more stingy than children.It's just a title, even Uncle Jiu will be jealous.But the emperor said that Uncle Jiu has always been like this, and told him not to argue with Uncle Jiu, because he is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

Hua Manxi reached out and pressed his forehead, "Your Highness, tell me, how many teachers have you lost today?"

The little prince stretched out his fat fingers and gestured with the word "one", "Just one."

Hua Manxi raised her eyebrows, "Huh?"

"Just one." The little prince nodded earnestly, resolutely refusing to change his words.

"Yang Kang, Guo Jing, you two, is what His Highness said correct?" Hua Manxi looked at the other two little fellows standing behind the little prince with a serious face.

Speaking of it, it may be fate, obviously the difficulty of Jingkang is gone, but the children born to Bao Xiruo and Li Ping are still called Yang Kang and Guo Jing.Maybe it was fate, these two little guys became the little prince's companions by accident, well, they should be companions.

Hearing Hua Manxi's question, Guo Jing immediately blushed, lowered his head and did not speak.He can't lie, and he doesn't want to lie, but he can't betray the prince and Kangdi, so he doesn't speak.As long as he doesn't speak, Aunt Hua won't know.

Hua Manxi raised an eyebrow, well, this is indeed the reaction Guo Jing would have.She looked at Yang Kang again, her eyes full of questions.

Yang Kang said with a smile: "Aunt Hua, it was the master who wanted to run away. He couldn't answer our questions, so he ran away. We didn't run away in anger." He was also born like a snow ball, delicate and cute, easy to see The soft-hearted kind.

Hua Manxi, who deeply knew the temper of this mischievous brat, did not soften his heart, "Oh? What questions did you ask?"

"I asked that master, since it is said that the country is the most important thing, and the king is second. Why can't the court truly make the emperor break the law and commit the same crime as the common people?" The little prince is not the kind of person who will let his good brother take the blame , he spoke first, "Master has been unable to answer Gu, and his face was still sweating, and finally ran away by himself."

Hua Manxi: "..." Good guy, you are going to jump from a feudal society to a socialist society with just one question, of course it will scare people away. "The emperor and the empress asked your highness to come to the palace to study, does your highness still remember?"

Near the end of the year, the emperor and the empress were too busy, and they didn't have time to control the little prince. He almost turned the East Palace upside down.But the little prince was born smart, and the officials and palace people in the East Palace couldn't restrain him at all, so they could only pack up the little prince and throw him to Taiping Palace.

Because no matter it was Hua Manxi or Gong Jiu, neither of them were the ones who would coax him.Instead, they were the ones who would actually teach him a lesson.Of course, if the little prince didn't do anything special, they wouldn't teach him a lesson.A five-year-old child must not be frightened.

Only today, after hearing what the little prince said, Hua Manxi understood that although this little guy is still young, he is really different from other children.

The little prince tilted his head and looked at Huamanxi, with a childish and cute face, "Aunt Jiu, isn't it right to ask alone?"

"I don't know." Hua Manxi bent down and rubbed the little prince's head, "You need to find out this later, because you will be the emperor of the Xia Dynasty in the future, and this is something you need to worry about."

The little prince nodded, "Oh, Gu understands."

"So," Hua Manxi's smile suddenly became ferocious, "You asked your teacher away, and today's homework has been changed. The three of you, copy the Analects of Confucius five times before dinner, and you can't eat if you can't finish it! "

"what?"

Hua Manxi sneered, fighting with me?snort!