After becoming an octopus

Gu Luo and Zhang Zexi were surrounded by people in the box.

"Are you full?" Gu Luo touched Zhang Zexi's protruding stomach due to eating too much under all kinds of probing eyes.

Zhang Zexi burped subconsciously.

It seems to be full.

Zhang Zexi drank some wine, and now she is still a little dizzy.

Gu Luo said to the surrounding people: "Then let's go back first."

There was a brief silence in the box.

Zhang Zexi's brothers didn't react until Gu Luo took him away.

"Is that man Lao Zhang's boyfriend just now?" Brother Lao Li suddenly asked.

When the crowd resembled corn kernels in a hot pot, they burst open all of a sudden.

Ji Lin slapped his thigh excitedly: "Fuck! How can this kid have such a good-looking boyfriend?!"

Old Wu said indignantly: "I don't accept it, how am I worse than Lao Zhang?"

"Get lost! Why are heterosexuals joining in the fun?"

"If I can have such a good-looking boyfriend, I'll be forced to be bent."

Everyone: "Bah!"

Thinking of their caring comfort to Zhang Zexi just now, everyone wished they could bring Zhang Zexi back and beat him up, Zhang Zexi was worthy of their gentle comfort?

He doesn't deserve it!

Zhang Zexi went to bed early after returning home.

When I woke up the next morning, the unread messages on the mobile social software were already 99, and the messages in the brother group were all asking about Gu Luo related topics.

Everyone was very curious about how Zhang Zexi got to know each other.

Seeing their questioning, Zhang Zexi immediately felt refreshed, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

When this group of guys treated themselves with pity yesterday, they didn't believe that they could find a boyfriend?

snort!I envy you all.

Zhang Zexi felt complacent, typing and replying to the message with her fingers.

As for how they met?

Can he tell the truth?

Of course not!

If he told the truth, 100 out of 99 people would think he was talking nonsense, and the remaining one would probably be his father.

If you can't tell the truth, how can you explain it?Of course it's all about editing!

Zhang Zexi carefully recalled how they met.

Then start typing.

Lao Zhang: I think he fell in love with me at first sight.When we first met, I didn't notice him at all, but he treated me very favorably.

Zhang Zexi thought about it, the first time he met Gu Luo, the other party was still a mountain, and said that he didn't notice the other party at all, there was nothing wrong with him!

The crowd booed.

Lao Ji: How can you not pay attention to him when he looks like that?If you say you fell in love with him at first sight, I can still believe a little bit.

Lao Zhang: I am supercilious, even a peerless handsome man is no different from dust in my eyes.

A mountain and dust have basically the same status in his eyes, there is nothing wrong with it!

Zhang Zexi's explanation was met with boos again.

Zhang Zexi didn't care, and continued to immerse herself in the joy of making up stories.

Lao Zhang: He is very arrogant and doesn't like other people approaching him, but when I approach him, he doesn't feel disgusted at all.Once my friend and I were chased by gangsters and hid in his house. He had a high level of force and beat the gangsters until they called him dad.

Zhang Zexi transformed all these based on the fragments of Gu Luo scaring away the white shark Paz at that time, and he did not feel guilty at all when he adapted it.

Lao Li: The story is good, let’s continue making it up.

Lao Ji: Then what?

later……

Of course you can't say anything about bathing help, Zhang Zexi thought about it and typed a line.

Lao Zhang: Later, we fell in love with each other for a long time.

Lao Li: This is too perfunctory. Didn’t you just wake up from a car accident and become a vegetable?How can you be in love for a long time?

Zhang Zexi was speechless, he was already very restrained, if it wasn't for maintaining his vegetative state of just waking up, he would have been able to tell even longer stories!

Lao Ji: How long?I may have understood something.

Lao Xie: I may have understood something.

Old Wu: I may have understood something.

Lao Zhang: No!We haven't had a day yet!

Zhang Zexi does not accept such slander!

Lao Ji: You are not!Faced with such a superb product, you are not tempted?I admire it!

Old Wu: Tell me, is it him or you?

Zhang Zexi thought he had to defend himself and Gu Luo.

Lao Zhang: We are all fine, but my boyfriend is too innocent, maybe he doesn't know much about it.

Lao Li: Is there anything that a small movie can't solve?

Old Wu: If there is, then add another one.

The topic was completely distorted, and friends, friends, began to make suggestions, thinking about how to help Zhang Zexi get rid of her virginity.

Zhang Zexi opened the mailbox and began to download the learning resources sent to him by his bad friends.

The internet speed was a bit slow, so Zhang Zexi turned on the computer to download, while she jumped out of bed and went to the living room.

Gu Luo was at the dining table, holding a half-assembled mobile phone in his hand.

Zhang Zexi was used to such a scene, and said casually, "Why did you even dismantle your phone?"

In fact, Gu Luo has almost installed the phone.

He rarely spent the money Zhang Zexi gave Gu Luo. The few times he spent money was to buy a lot of tools, such as dismantling the TV, dismantling the air conditioner, dismantling the mobile phone...

Zhang Zexi didn't quite understand his behavior as if he wanted to become a repairman.

Gu Luo didn't raise his head: "I'm researching why mobile phones can't be used in the deep sea."

"Then you may have to put a cover on the phone, and of course the phone won't work if it gets wet."

"It's not waterproof. I've found a waterproof material. I heard that in some remote areas, the mobile phone will not receive a signal."

"Then you might want to take a signal tower with you."

Gu Luo paused, "Then let me see if I can make a portable signal tower."

"I just said it casually, do you really take it seriously?" Zhang Zexi stepped forward and said.

Gu Luo: "I already have some ideas, maybe I can try it." After speaking, he continued to assemble the mobile phone.

The neglected Zhang Zexi fished out a few sea fish from another bathtub, chopped them up and fed them to the little octopuses, and took out pudding from the refrigerator to prepare for the little octopuses as dessert.

He was still thinking about what he was going to do tonight. After the little octopuses had finished eating, Zhang Zexi hid in the room and disguised himself carefully. He put on a hat and a mask, and finally kept his sunglasses on. The covered parts were all covered, and only then was he ready to go out with satisfaction.

Xiao Yi poked his head out of the snacks, saw Zhang Zexi who was about to go out, and asked, "Dad, where are you going?"

Zhang Zexi was suddenly stopped by Xiaoyi, his heart skipped a beat because of his guilty conscience, but he quickly calmed down, and he said calmly, "Be good at home with Mrs. Gu Luo, I'll go out and bring you something to eat when I come back."

After speaking, he immediately disappeared.

The little octopuses stuck to the wall of the glass tank and looked at Gu Luo, who was obsessed with assembly, and couldn't see where he needed to accompany him.

When Zhang Zexi arrived at the big supermarket, he first bought a bunch of miscellaneous snacks, and finally came to the family planning supplies area, looked left and right to make sure there was no one there, and then he started picking things seriously.

In fact, there is no need to be so sneaky, but Zhang Zexi bought these things for the first time, and he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, and he seemed a bit wretched. He is relieved only by himself.

When Zhang Zexi returned home, she hid the family planning supplies in a drawer, and then went out with the remaining snacks.

He had to be a little fidgety all day long, either walking around in the living room, making kicking noises; Putting his chin on his hands in front of the table, he watched Gu Luo unpack and repack things.

The waiting time was extremely long, and after dinner he finally stayed up until nightfall.

Gu Luo's clothes were ripped, and he looked at the shy Zhang Zexi in puzzlement.

Zhang Zexi said in a voice like a mosquito: "I bought a good bath towel last time, it should be more comfortable to use than a sponge, why don't I give you a bath tonight?"

Gu Luo thought it was no different from usual, so he said, "Okay."

After resting for a while, the two returned to the bathroom of the room.

As soon as he entered, Zhang Zexi locked the door behind him.

He rummaged through to find the sponge balls he bought last time, and pushed Gu Luo into the bathroom.

Zhang Zexi did the scrubbing work seriously, turning a blind eye to the energetic pet eagle.

"It's done, let's go back to the room!"

Gu Luo didn't want to get out of the bathtub, his little pet hadn't been taken care of yet, so he wasn't very happy.

"Get up, let's go back to the room to solve it." Zhang Zexi urged.

Gu Luo had no choice but to follow his will and get out of the water.

The two went back to bed.

Zhang Zexi carried the computer to the table opposite the bed, and opened the learning materials sent by the brothers today, "Let's watch a movie together? Learn how to take care of pets, so that you can take better care of the little eagle in the future." It's gone." He seemed to be looking directly at the computer, but in fact he kept sneaking glances at Gu Luo beside him.

Gu Luo seemed a little puzzled, but he still agreed to the movie proposal.

Zhang Zexi turned on the video, then got into bed and lay beside Gu Luo.

The movie started to play. Seeing the two protagonists in the movie getting better and better, Zhang Zexi's face became a little hot. When he secretly glanced at Gu Luo, he found that the other party was also looking at him.

Listening to the voice from the computer, Gu Luo was a little puzzled, "They are so strange, are they uncomfortable or in pain?"

"Probably not..." Zhang Zexi touched her nose with a guilty conscience.

Gu Luo studied seriously for a while.

When the movie was at its most exciting, Zhang Zexi threw off the quilt and sat on Gu Luo's waist, his eyes flickered but he said with anticipation: "Why don't we try it too?"

Gu Luo put his hands on his waist to prevent him from falling, "How do you want to try."

Zhang Zexi kissed him on the lips without saying a word, and soon got Gu Luo's response.

After the kiss, Zhang Zexi mysteriously took out a navel orange, peeled off the yellow coat, revealing the orange flesh, "Taste the navel orange I bought today to see if it's sweet?"

Gu Luo bit the yellow flesh according to his movements, and the juice flowed down Zhang Zexi's skin.

"Is it delicious?" Zhang Zexi looked at him with some expectation in his eyes.

"En." Gu Luo no longer cared about other answers, and took a bigger bite of the navel orange, proving the deliciousness of the navel orange with his actions.

The navel orange is delicious, sweet and juicy, the juice flows down the throat into the esophagus, the aftertaste is lingering, Gu Luo felt that the taste buds were satisfied, so he wanted to ask for more, and asked for some from Zhang Zexi.

The two ate several navel oranges in a row, and the supper lasted until the second half of the night. They ate a lot of orange juice on their bodies.

After Zhang Zexi ate and drank, he didn't want to move. In the end, Gu Luo, who had always been lazy, carried him to the bathroom, ran water to wash off the orange juice on his body, and then went back to bed to sleep.