Be nice, don't bite you

The scolding continued, completely overshadowing No. 1's voice.

Bo Xian took off his headphones and couldn't help laughing.

I thought it was a rigid and serious bun, but I didn't expect it to be quite clever. He read aloud with the voice to make a fuss, but he figured it out.

"Boss is over? Why is White still fighting? Could it be... Boss, you were killed?"

"Really?" Shen Xi rubbed her hands expectantly, "Should I ask for leave to buy lottery tickets?"

Zhou You: "Brother Shen, it's useless for you to buy a lottery ticket, you have to be a young genius to buy it."

Bo Xian: "..."

If they don't eat chicken in this round, won't they go to heaven?

"It's been less than 5 minutes since you started the game, and you didn't finish the first lap..." Qiuqiu looked mysterious, "Isn't it true that Shen Luoxi's crow's mouth will curse him?"

"Go away, you are the crow's mouth!"

White was at a loss when he heard it: "Bo... the captain was not killed."

"..."

There was a deathly silence in the training room.

Bo Xian snorted with a half-smile, glanced at the few people indifferently, and put on the earphones.

The scolding just stopped, and No. 2 was talking: "The words just now are for you. If you continue to be ignorant, I don't mind sending you a few more audio readings."

No. 1 obviously didn't want to admit defeat, and fought again, but was completely defeated by the voice reading. So far, the man-machine scolding battle has finally decided the winner. The power of technology makes artificial trolls helpless.

No. 2 emphasized again: "We are not in three rows."

"Even the names are the same, whoever says they're not together will believe it." Xu Shi scolded too hard just now, No. 1's voice was a little hoarse, "One xingxing, one Star, it's clearly the name of a couple, bring your girlfriend to the game You cheat people, you don’t want to die, and you jump into the airport, jump into a barren place!”

Bo Xian paused holding the hand of the mouse, unable to believe what he heard.

girlfriend?cheating?

Do these two words have anything to do with him?

"We are not in the third row, and number 3 is not my girlfriend."

"Yes, you are not in the third row, you and No. 3 are a pair of dogs and men, and you brought No. 4 to be the mistress..."

Bo Xian's eyes turned cold: "Can't speak human language?"

Bo Xian felt that the power of technology is limited, and educating trolls still depends on human wisdom.

Number 1 vomited: "Fuck it, it's two men, Sima Ji, get out of here, shit, it's disgusting."

The sound from the game echoed in the room, Shi Xinglan propped his forehead with one hand, a little lost in thought.

Due to professional reasons, he is more sensitive to sound, and the male voice mixed with the sound of electricity is very deep, unhurried, with a sloppy smile.

Although he was saying something that he didn't like very much, it still didn't make people hate him, and he wanted to hear more.

This game account was applied for by the assistant, and xingxing was also picked up casually. He took the word "star" from his name, which is very cute, and can form a cute contrast with the persona set up by the company for him.

I didn't expect such a coincidence to meet a Star in the game.

Shi Xinglan is not very interested in games, the reason why he came to play is because the company helped him negotiate a business - PUBG Xingyue Cup Star Invitational Tournament.

PUBG PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the most popular confrontation game nowadays, commonly known as eating chicken, survives in the ever-shrinking safe zone by collecting various materials...

Shi Xinglan could recite the game introduction with his eyes closed, but he still couldn't play the game well, and he didn't even know how he died.

This is the second game he played. The first game was in a small Internet cafe with a cramped entrance. He just drove a car and was eliminated.

Anyone who is familiar with Shi Xinglan knows that he is very demanding of himself. If he is not good at dancing, he will practice day and night. If he is not satisfied with the lyrics, he will lock himself in his room and keep writing.

Today, this high standard and strict requirement also extends to the game.

Shi Xinglan would never allow himself to participate in the invitational tournament at this level. In his opinion, this was tantamount to sabotage, so after returning to his residence, he immediately bought the game and prepared to practice his skills.

Unexpectedly, the game skills have not yet been practiced, so I had a civilized exchange with my teammates.

In the game, No. 1 and No. 3 are still arguing.

Shi Xinglan couldn't help but be puzzled, they were all swearing, why did No. 3's swearing sound so pleasing to the ear?

"You scold others because they don't dance with you, isn't it low?"

"You still greet other people's elders, why, can't wait to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors?"

"Yo, you got hit, you put the big yangko on the map, hurry up and retreat."

"Do you know why you died, because the world doesn't accept the mentally retarded, and there is a lack of idiots in heaven. God sees you as suitable, so I came here specially to find you."

No. 1 was scolded to the point of being speechless, and one person was knocked down in P city and had no teammates to help him, so he quit the game directly after being eliminated.

After Bo Xian outputted his body, he felt comfortable, and there was only one thought left in his mind: the artificial sprayer yyds.

The small speaker next to it lit up, and No. 2 said slowly: "Can you hear me?"

"Unfortunately, boss, you actually started spitting people." Qiuqiu kicked his legs and slid to his side, "Hey, isn't this the little genius in the game? You shouldn't be holding a grudge and spitting people, right?"

Bo Xian rolled his eyes at him: "Are you busy?"

"I was eliminated, wait for Shen Sun to die."

"Get out, Dad won't die, wait and see Dad take you to eat chicken."

"Okay, son, come on."

After Qiuqiu left, Bo Xian turned on the microphone: "I can hear you now, but I blocked the voice at first."

"Can you block the voice?"

"CTRL+T can block all sounds, and pressing EXC in the game can block a single teammate." After finishing speaking, Bo Xian felt that it was unnecessary, so he snorted slightly, "You can even turn on the microphone, so you don't know that you can block the sound?"

Just when Bo Xian thought he would not answer, No. 2 suddenly excitedly said: "So it can really be blocked! I tried it when you were talking, thank you for teaching me, by the way, what did you just say?"

Bo Xian was silent for a while: "...you are really a little genius."

"Thank you." He paused and boasted back, "You too."

Bo Xian: "..."

No, I am not.

Xu Shi joined forces to scold No. 1, and No. 2 took the initiative to talk to him: "This is the second game I played. I was not hit in the first game, but died, which is very inexplicable."

The co-author still hasn't figured out how he died in the last game?

Bo Xian guessed that the young genius who caused the accident might not have recognized him.

"Do you know how many ways to die in this game?"

"..."

Bo Xian swears that this is the most nonsensical question he has ever heard since playing chicken, comparable to asking how many ways to fail in an exam.

He sincerely suggested: "I don't know how many ways to die, but I know you can't grasp this game, so play a single player game instead."

"...No change."

Still quite persistent.

White found the car, and Bo Xian manipulated the game character to get up.

No. 2 followed him with a muffled voice: "Actually, I don't like playing games either, but I can't be passive and sabotage."

Bo Xian's first reaction was that No. 2 was a professional player just like him, but this thought only existed for less than a second before it was overshadowed by the image of driving out of the safety zone in his mind.

He responded casually: "Change jobs if you don't like it."

"I still like work, but the recent work is related to playing games, so I'm not used to it."

He spoke vaguely, and Bo Xian didn't ask much.

The poison circle was refreshed, and all three got into the car.

With a thought in mind, Bo Xian asked, "What's your xing?"

"Stars, just like you."

"... quite good at getting a name."

"It's random, I have a 'star' in my name."

Shi Xinglan closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"That's right, there is a star in the name, it's... pretty good."

The stereo amplified the man's deep voice, compared to the smoothness of the man's 1st speech just now, this sentence was a bit stuttering.

When the phone rang, Shi Xinglan opened his eyes and saw that it was Ding Jue, King's manager.

"Xinglan, I have something to tell you. After discussion, the company thinks that your image is not suitable for e-sports. In addition, you don't want to accept this business, so they decided to send someone else to participate in the invitational tournament."

Shi Xinglan frowned: "But I made an agreement with the company before, and I agreed, why—"

Ding Jue said haha: "Isn't the plan unable to keep up with the changes? There are too many people who hate you recently. You are easy to be scolded if you don't fight well. The company is also for your own good. It's settled like this. You should concentrate on preparing "The Emperor's Side" first. The filming of ", for a newcomer like you, this drama can be regarded as a big production, and you have been thinking about clarifying things, the company is already preparing a plan..."

What else was said on the other side, Shi Xinglan didn't listen at all, he pursed his lips tightly and said nothing until Ding Jue hung up the phone.

In fact, I didn't want this business much, but I still felt very uncomfortable.

On the screen, the car had stopped, and the other two people ran away after getting out of the car, leaving him alone in the car.

He wanted to quit the game, but found that the person who left turned his head and ran towards him.

"Staying here is easy to be shot to death. Get out of the car and follow me. Don't be passive and sabotage."

Lazy voice, sloppy.

Shi Xinglan felt sore: "My job is gone."

He is not a person who is good at talking, and it is a surprise that he can say this sentence.

"unemployed?"

Shi Xinglan felt that this statement was also true, and said "hmm": "The job of playing games is gone."

On the other side of the screen, Bo Xian, who got an affirmative answer, was not too surprised. The game level of the little genius is really not flattering.

"Playing games is for fun. It's so boring to treat it as a job. Without this job, there are thousands of jobs waiting for you. Relax." Bo Xian has no experience in comforting others, and said directly, "Don't think about it, come on. , follow me, I will take you to eat chicken."

Bo Xian was serious, and together with White, the two of them killed all directions, Xingxing didn't even touch the gun, and lay down smoothly.

The game is over and everyone returns to the lobby.

Bo Xian rubbed his eyebrows and smiled to himself.

There are so many people with the word "star" in their names, there are millions of people in the country, how can it be such a coincidence.

The training room was quiet, Bo Xian raised his head and found that everyone was looking at him.

Shen Xichen: "There is a traitor between us, and he secretly... takes his sister to eat chicken!"

Qiuqiu: "If you bring a sister, you can take a sister. How can you say that work is boring?"

Zhou You: "Has your love for e-sports disappeared?."

White: "Love: Thank you for the invitation, don't cue, it's on the way to transfer."

Bo Xian: "..."

The few people got acquainted quite quickly, but White was taken away when he first arrived.

Huang Miou knocked on the door: "Are you done? Team Bo, come to the conference room."

Bo Xian couldn't wait for it, so he got up quickly.

The meeting room is next to the training room, and Huang Miou handed him the document: "As for the newcomers, we will discuss them according to the list we made before, but something went wrong and everyone was bought away."

At the beginning of the year, one GOD player retired due to a hand injury, and he played as a substitute throughout the Spring Split. The team lacked integration and eventually stopped in the semi-finals.

GOD's first team has a total of four people, the official players Bo Xian, Shen Xi Shen, Qiu Qiu, and the substitute players Zhou You.

They've been looking for new players since then, and now that White's in, they've got a full roster.

Bo Xian opened the file: "Why buy someone at this time?"

White was not on the list they made. They had their eyes on two people, one was a pure rookie and the other was a veteran who had played games.

Bo Xian prefers rookies, coach Hu Jia prefers veterans, and both of them are bought away.

"Gossip, someone wants to form a new team." Huang Miou sighed, "Fortunately, there is White, otherwise things will be difficult."

Bo Xian wrote down the news about the new team: "What happened to White?"

"I'm not too sure. I heard what Hu Jiao meant, and it seems that he found it himself." Huang Miou was a little nervous, "How is your cooperation?"

Bo Xian put down the file: "It fits well, don't worry, by the way, get an earphone for White."

After chatting, Bo Xian went back to the training room.

When the door was closing, Huang Miou was seen rushing out of the conference room.

Bo Xian frowned: "What's wrong?"

"Something happened." Huang Miou's face was not very good-looking, "You guys are on the hot search."

The author has something to say: Xing Xing: Why does his scolding sound so pleasing to the ear?

Bo Xian before we got together: Because I am a senior troll with professionalism, I can fully display the charm of language.

Bo Xian after being together: because of love.