Dressed as a curse spirit, I was chased by gods

Qiye must be my meal replacement, Xiao Xing was shocked when he heard it, now I tell you that Qiye is just a tool, believe it or not...

Xiao Xing looked at Gojo Gojo with bent eyes, and could still detect a kind of cynicism from the boy's demeanor, but behind this cynicism, there was an elusive sense of mystery.

What the hell is he thinking...

The same is true for Xiao Xing, the other party has always been in the perspective of an observer, and she has no doubts that if anything goes wrong, such as she swallowed a human being or something.Gojo Satoru might break his own neck immediately, so he didn't even remember his own name, what a vicious man.

Sure enough, I still have to improve my strength as soon as possible, Xiao Xing secretly thought vigilantly, what is going on in this guy's mind now, I really can't predict it.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, we are just superficially the relationship between readers and authors...

Anyway, even if this guy wanted to break her neck and get rid of her, Xiao Xing would never admit defeat. She decided to change the subject, "Speaking of which, if you do the mission, do you still need to get paid?"

Gojo Satoru raised his chin, and the silver-haired boy showed some interest, "Hey, what do you mean?"

Tian Yuxing asked incredulously, "Don't you guys get paid for your work? Don't you pay for super-grade cursed items? I can give you one every month, and then we will split it fifty-fifty."

"Things like this are at best secondary."

Damn, this useless Yamata no Orochi.

"Then I have to give money." Xiao Xing thought for a while that she would work hard to run the website in the future, and even spend part of the money to save those poor girls in the future. After thinking about it, she still felt that she would earn more money. Who doesn't like whoring for free, "I can give you half of the money."

Gojo Satoru stretched out his voice, "It doesn't matter what you say about money."

"What!?" Xiao Xing was a little anxious for a moment, "Then you can buy the Fire Emblem yourself! Don't take my account." People do things.

Said it doesn't matter, all I took was my game console...weeping.

Gojo Satoru just put his hands on the back of his head, and after thinking for a while, he nodded reluctantly, "Okay then."

Xiao Xing became anxious, "Don't force yourself, if you don't care about money, you can definitely give it to me."

Gojo Satoru said with a grin, "But you...don't have a bank account."

The juvenile's complacent yet unbeaten demeanor made Xiao Xing half dead, yes, he was right, the poor and helpless curse spirit Xiao Xing bit her handkerchief and cried, no one can see her now, there is no bank yet account.

Wow... so angry, I can't do it, I can't take it anymore, go back and hammer Yamata no Orochi to vent it!

Yamata no Orochi:?

Xiao Xing, who is fed with a scale of Yamata no Orochi every day, is getting stronger and stronger. It is not too different from drinking a glass of milk every day. Her strength is also rising steadily. Xiao Xing is comfortably fed by the curse of Yamata no Orochi .The spell power is also rising steadily.Ordinary people would have been overwhelmed by the resentment that spanned thousands of years, but Xiao Xing is a curse spirit, so the more resentment she has, the more she likes it, and she can't even help but think that there is such a good thing!

But on the day when the extra wool was bald again, it was mainly because this Yamata no Orochi was first of all just a clone, and the strength itself was not sufficient, and secondly, no matter how much he resented, it was thousands of years ago. With the passage of time, no one still remembers Yamata no Orochi...

Basically, their appearance is just a soy sauce in the daily comics. Normally, no one will persistently hate Yamata no Orochi. Maybe there are more people who hate Xiaoxing for not updating than Yamata no Orochi.

……

Recently, Xiao Xing has lost the motivation to code words because of the wool of Yamata no Orochi every day. Anyway, there is a problem of not updating readers' emotions, just how much is the problem.

At home, Xiao Xing, who was playing games with Wutiao Wugan every day, saw her master come to the door in the next second. The vicious male partner Asakang asked her heartbroken, "What are you doing? ah?"

"Why did you break again?"

Ma Cang said kindly and earnestly, "It's been ten days since you were stuck in killing your best friend last time. Why, his best friend is going to crawl out of the grave and put on a resurrection armor to get you stuck like this?"

【Don’t tell me, Brother Jie really wore a resurrection armor later on】

Ma Canghao: ...Damn it, I saw a spoiler.

Ma Canghao, who didn't want to be spoiled, immediately changed the subject, "What the hell are you doing!"

【Of course I'm fishing...】

Hearing what his apprentice said, Ma Cang was very angry. He was stuck in Qiye when he was slapped in the face, and he was stuck waiting for his heart. If it wasn't for his apprentice, he would have fed the author to Huo Ling by now Yes, to be honest, he really hates, loves and hates at the same time.

Ma Canghao himself never imagined that one day, he would meet such an author with a smooth plot, a whole process of pretentiousness, and matching characters.

Surprised, Ma Canghao didn't feed her to Huo Ling now, it was all to see the ending, if it wasn't his apprentice...

If you don’t read it, you miss it, and if you read it, you want to read the next one even more. It’s hard to be a reader. The only advantage he has over others is that he can come directly to the scene to remind his apprentices, “What delayed your code words? "

The Great Onmyoji, who once dominated the entire Heian capital, turned his cold eyes on the Yamata no Orochi who was working in the distance, and his voice seemed to be poisoned, "Is it him?"

Yamata no Orochi was startled.

The snake who passed by quietly was shocked, "It's you! You are Ma Cang Ye Wang."

Ma Cang could hear Yaqi Orochi thinking to himself, this naughty onmyoji didn't follow the routine and accepted such a vicious curse spirit as his apprentice. No wonder you were betrayed by the Ma Cang family and beat you on the ground.

Ma Canghao: ...

Xiao Xing doesn't know what Yamata no Orochi is thinking, but she can tell from his master's expression that he basically doesn't think about something good. Asakura looks like a very wise old man who has lived for a thousand years, but in fact, bullshit, he can hear people's hearts My teacher is a narrow-minded psychic most of the time. If he is not careful, he will not think about creating a world where there are only psychics in the world. It seems that without human beings, psychics can farm land. Don't say that the world has become better in time, they can starve to death if they are hungry.

The original book also emphasizes that only people with pure minds can see the soul. Although they fight every day, fight every day, and even kill a few people occasionally, this is considered pure.

Xiao Xing: I almost don’t know how to write the word pure.

Ma Canghao: ... X2

[Hey, bad, I accidentally thought the truth, forget it, just see it when you see it. 】

Xiao Xing broke the jar, [I don’t want to code, I’m tired, and I’ve been knocking on Yamata no Orochi’s scales recently, it’s delicious! 】

Asakura beat Yamata no Orochi decisively again, and asked Xiao Xing not to rely too much on external force. Things like Yamata no Orochi scales, if sucked too much, will easily affect one's judgment and may become stupid.

The teacher said threateningly, "Think about your readers, you will want to type well, right?"

Yamata no Orochi, who was beaten and physically attacked, was completely fucked. The master and apprentice are really cheap. Compared with Asakura, Seimei Abe is kind and cute.

Xiao Xing was going to continue to procrastinate, but Wujo Wu also came to urge her, "How is Qiye, why don't you update?"

The most powerful magician in the future of mankind also urged, "As a magic spirit, you can't be lazy, otherwise you will be exorcised."

In order to deepen his meaning of urging the change, Gojo Satoru handsomely beat Yamata no Orochi again.

Yamata no Orochi: ...?

Yamata no Orochi who was reminded and beaten was very sad, Xiao Xing here is also very fucked, her teacher and temporary partner have become readers of reminders, life is too difficult, damn, Xiao Xing misses her now He obviously became a curse spirit, but because of writing novels, he had the illusion of going to work.

Forget it, people still have to work harder. Thinking that her salary card is still in the hands of Gojo Satoru, Xiao Xing is full of desire to fight.After all, after having a face and a body, she has to find a way to fix her body. She still wants to wear a pretty little dress.

Decided!

Keep fighting!

Thinking of this, Xiao Xing got up and decided to write a new novel. Yes, she still didn't want to update the original novel. There is no new fragrance in the old novel...

The teacher and Gojo Satoru may be very dissatisfied, but Xiao Xing doesn't care, let them beat Yamata no Orochi a few more times to vent their anger!

Now that she has the motivation to make money, Xiaoxing feels that she is more passionate.In view of the fact that Yamata no Orochi was still that scumbag male programmer, Tian Yuxing decided to let Japan, the legendary patriarchal society, experience the baptism of socialist feminism. She used to write lingering sadistic stories. She no longer exists, and now she is the face-slapping demon Xiao Xing!

Today, she wants to inspire to become a romantic little Xing.

Xiao Xing immediately started to write a new article, "I am reborn as a vicious housewife". This article is about a woman who was PUAed by her husband every day. In her previous life, she met her son who stabbed her twice for his girlfriend. Her husband secretly calculated the property of her and her parents, and worked hard all her life, only to end up in a mental hospital, and finally reborn as a story of revenge.

In order to get closer to Japanese culture, she also specially chose the perspective of housewives, and I believe they will definitely resonate more.

The reborn heroine first kicked off her husband and exposed the true face of her husband Bai Yueguang's daughter, then immediately opened a new company by herself and embarked on the road of self-reliance.Among them, she met one after another scumbags, among them were the mistresses who were so pissed off, the green tea white moonlight that her husband used to have, and the mentally handicapped sons, besides her lovely daughter who was tortured to the same mental hospital, The rest are basically all villains.Their value is that they are constantly slapped in the face and unlucky, and finally regret it for the rest of their lives to set off the strength and determination of the heroine. In fact, writing such a plot does not require brains at all, as long as it is cool, it will be over.

Each chapter guarantees a reversal. After reading such an article, it is absolutely impossible for readers to remember the characters in it, because most of them are very facial makeup, but is it important?

The most important thing about such a text is that it is cool enough!

The editor was dumbfounded when he got such an article, "Teacher, what... what is this?"

"Shuangwen."

"I know it's a cool article, but why is it not a man as the protagonist? Teacher, you know that many men can't resonate with such articles." Although everyone likes to read face-slapping articles, male readers only like to see men slapping faces. I don't like seeing women slapped in the face.

This is a natural problem and cannot be avoided. The editor is really worried that Xiao Xing's popularity among men will suddenly drop after she has just accumulated. No money.

"And there was no such type of article before." Everyone is fresh, light novels, why do you come up as a reborn hand-to-hand scumbag, isn't it a bit heavy!

"Although the teacher's Seven Nights is very successful, women still prefer to write more about emotions. The teacher doesn't understand women well." How could they like to read such brainless and refreshing articles? In Shizuo Miyamoto's memory, They prefer to read the teacher's abuse.

"Women also like Shuangwen." The whole world likes Shuangwen as a family, regardless of gender.

Seeing that there was no way to persuade Xiao Xing, Shizuo Miyamoto couldn't help but continue to persuade, "Wouldn't it be better to change your personality and earn an extra penny?"

"No." Xiao Xing resolutely refused, "I don't want to change my gender."

Transgender will lose the purpose of helping those obsessed women who have been sucked blood. Wouldn't that be a little boy who eats soft food? What a joke, does she seem to be the kind of curse spirit who can write son-in-law essays to satisfy male readers?

She obviously isn't!

"But you're right." The newly accumulated male readers really can't be lost like this, so Xiao Xing thought about it, "So I have other considerations."

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