Dreaming back to the 90s to help my dad catch a rival in love

Although VENDY is a gaybar, it is not a place that is not serious.The only ones who are not serious are their bosses.

As soon as the bar opened today, the young man who came to help the store hadn't put down the seat, and the bartender was still preparing behind the counter, so a weird little guy came in rashly, dressed like an old photo Like the cultural relics that crawled out, I asked the boss: Where is the blind date?

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone in the store knew, the kid might have gone to the wrong place.Just as the migrant worker was about to show him the way, the boss Vendy came out from behind the bar with a twisted waist, grabbed the young man's arm, pointed to the wine list written on the small blackboard behind the bar, and tricked him into saying that The store has to be consumed, so tell him after ordering wine.

Zhuo Yuhang, who came to the bar for the first time, was so foolish as to place the signboard, so he was entangled by the signboard owner until now.

When Ning Xiaobei walked into VENDY, there were already quite a few people sitting in the store. This is a clean bar. At this time, there were about three or five customers, all sitting quietly drinking and chatting.He was relieved that there was no loud sound and blinding lights.

Looking around, I finally vaguely saw a person who looked like a boss on a booth in the corner.

Walking in and taking a look, it really is Zhuo Yuhang, who is only in his twenties.

It’s still a well-crafted three-piece suit, and it’s still gold-rimmed glasses, but the face is still childish, a little straightforward, a little silly, the kind that old women and men like to tease most.

He sat next to a man in a black shirt with an embarrassed expression on his face. The man put his arm on the boss's shoulder and whispered something into his ear.

From Ning Xiaobei's perspective, he couldn't see the man's face, only the butterfly rhinestone earring on his right ear flickered under the dim light in the room, as if it was about to fly.

And Zhuo Yuhang put his hands on his knees, lowered his head, lowered, lowered... wishing he could get into the crack of the floor tiles like this.

"Zhuo Yuhang."

Hearing someone calling his name, Zhuo Yuhang raised his head as if to meet the rain after a long drought.Seeing that it was a man he didn't know, he showed hesitation.

"We're all waiting for you across the street. Why did you come here? Tang Xin is going to be angry."

Ning Xiaobei didn't want to delay here, so he stepped forward and grabbed his arm to leave.

Hearing Tang Xin's name, Zhuo Yuhang finally confirmed that this person was here to save him, and quickly stood up.

"Hey, little brother. Is that how you want to go?"

It felt like being stuck on by a cold snake, and the touch was icy cold.Taking a closer look, it was the same black metal embroidery nailed on the black shirt. The scales seemed to cover the two sleeves of the shirt. When they touched the skin under Ning Xiaobei's short-sleeved shirt, it was not icy cold.

At this moment, Ning Xiaobei felt that he was Fa Hai who came rushing from Jinshan Temple to rescue Xu Xian, and in front of him was a black snake with a black belly and black eyes and a red letter.

As for Xu Xian, he wanted to escape with all his heart.

"Boss, I'm sorry, my friend doesn't know the rules. He is not from our university town, but from outside."

Ning Xiaobei thought that Zhuo Yuhang didn't pay for the wine, so he took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, and took out two one-hundred sheets, thinking that this number should be enough anyway.

"The money has been paid."

The boss patted the back of his hand and chuckled, "You said he doesn't understand the rules, do you understand?"

Ning Xiaobei stuffed the wallet back, and then formally raised his eyes to look at the boss.

It's not superficial, nor is it the kind of sissy old monster that is stigmatized in film and television dramas.The boss is very young, about 30 years old, with cat eyes, thin but not feminine, with charming eyes, which can be called the best.

It's a pity that it hit the number.

"What rules?"

"He ordered wine and didn't take a sip."

Vendy pointed to the sunset-colored drink on the table.

"You drank it."

Ning Xiaobei said to Zhuo Yuhang.

"I can not drink."

Zhuo Yuhang hesitated.

"...You don't know how to drink and you come to the bar to socialize, are you still going to drink AD calcium milk?"

After all, they were old friends for many years in the "real world", and Ning Xiaobei accidentally added a few words, Zhuo Yuhang was a little at a loss about his familiarity.

"What are you going to do?"

The boss chuckled, squinting at Ning Xiaobei.

The thousand-year-old demon's gaze was like a torch, and he tore open the flesh, reaching directly to the texture.

"Bale."

Ning Xiaobei said calmly.

He conveniently pulled Zhuo Yuhang out from behind the boss.

boss:?

The bartender, who had never provided a packaged drink service, was a little troubled. In the end, the waiter ran to a milk tea shop not far away, borrowed an empty milk tea cup, and put their signature wine in.

The special Vendy served in the glass has distinct layers and radiance, just like the setting sun melting gold and dyeing willows with thick smoke.

The Vendy that was poured into the plastic milk tea cup is the confluence of the three rivers into the Yellow Sea, with mud and sand, simple and rude, and a mess.

"what a pity."

"Black Snake" rubbed his waist, Yaoyao cleverly looked at "Fa Hai" with sad eyes, and blamed him for not being compassionate enough.

"It's the same when you drink it in your stomach."

"Fa Hai" was righteous on the surface, but panicked inside.

There is no other reason, this "Fahai" is also a goblin, but he turned into a human form in front of Xu Xian.

"Take it yourself."

Ning Xiaobei simply asked the service boy for a plastic bag, put the wine in it, tied it up casually, and hung it on Zhuo Yuhang's right finger, like a vegetable vendor handing the pre-ordered dishes to the housewife.

"gone."

He patted Zhuo Yuhang's sluggish shoulder and urged him to leave.

"and many more……"

Before Ning Xiaobei could push open the door of the bar, the boss followed in small steps, crawled up Ning Xiaobei's back like a snake, and threw a black business card with a silver border into the front pocket of his shirt inside.

"Next time you come, whether I'm here or not, you can get a [-]% discount with this business card."

He squinted at Zhuo Yuhang who wished to fly out immediately, and said with a smile, "You can get a discount even if you don't need a business card."

"No, no, no."

Zhuo Yuhang couldn't take it anymore, "My school is not here, so I don't have a chance to come."

"I won't come either, thank you boss for your kindness."

Ning Xiaobei was about to pull out his business card as he said that, but the boss's finger stretched out and pressed it back abruptly.

The fingertips are cold, with a cold fragrance, reptile-like ghosts.

"He won't come...you sure will."

He whispered into Ning Xiaobei's ear, his narrowed cat eyes seemed to reveal the truth of everything in the world.

No, it's not cat's eyes, but the erect pupils of reptiles, which distinguish everything in the dark.

Do you think you are really Fahai?There is a world of mortals, everyone is the same, why is this so?

Ning Xiaobei moved his fingertips slightly, smiled awkwardly, and pushed the door away.

The two walked out of the bar, only to see bright lights outside, crowds of people, red men and green women, music fluttering, and they felt as if they were in another world.It was as if Tang Seng had just left the Pansi Cave, experienced all kinds of hardships, and survived the catastrophe, so he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

"Thank you just now."

Zhuo Yuhang smiled gratefully at him.He took out a brown cotton twill handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Seeing the plastic bag in his hand, he frowned, strode forward a few steps, walked to the trash can, threw it in without thinking too much.

With a "kuang", Ning Xiaobei's heart also trembled.

After throwing out the garbage, he wiped the back of his hands, neck, and all the places that Vendy might have touched with a handkerchief, with an undisguised disgust on his face.

Ning Xiaobei just watched helplessly, feeling his heart grow cold little by little.

He thought, how could he be so self-indulgent at that time?

Just because he gave him a bottle of wine, just because he worked overtime with him a few times?

He was glad that he wasn't overwhelmed by emotion, otherwise, once he confessed, he would be that special Vendy who was thrown into the trash can, and he would never recover and be rejected forever.

Falling in love with straight men has always only resulted in bruises all over the body.

Keep a distance, the worst is the worst, or a colleague or friend.

In the end, Zhuo Yuhang hesitated for a while, then threw his handkerchief into the trash can, took three steps back, and threw away his sins as if relieved of a heavy burden.

Xu Xian really felt unfeeling, even when facing Xiaoqing's Qingfeng sword, he said the same thing.

"The Legend of the White Snake" does not promote and praise love. "The White Lady Yongzheng Leifeng Pagoda" is included in "Warning the World".

Warn the world, and also warn the goblins, the monsters have different ways, don't be emotional.

The White Snake's millennium skill will end up in the Leifeng Pagoda of Yongzhen.

As for all living beings, the water floods the golden mountains, climbs the flood waves with hands, and is buried in the belly of fishes.What are they guilty of?Just because the white snake is emotional, Xu Xian is cowardly, and Fa Hai is ruthless, mortals are required to pay for their lives.Like that cup of special blend and this handkerchief.

Ning Xiaobei's heart became colder and colder.

He and he walked back to VANNY, there was a lot of peace in the corner.

The four girls were so teased by Fan Xia that they leaned back and smiled cleverly.

Laughter floated across the counter, floated past the crowd, and then fell to the ground with a "hula", turning into a snake with eight legs, a gecko and a poisonous scorpion, climbing up Ning Xiaobei's instep along the light green Nanyang small tiles on the ground .Winding from the trouser legs all the way to the heart, the scorpion raised its red tail and stabbed hard at Ning Xiaobei's heart.

Why is Fan Xia's coat on Zhou Yunjun's body?

He's only been here for a few minutes, and they're already so well?

"You are finally here."

It was Tang Xin who saw the two of them first and waved her hand to signal them to go over.

There were still two seats left on the boy's side, Ning Xiaobei hesitated for a moment, let Zhuo Yuhang go in first, and sat on the outermost seat by himself.

"Hello everyone."

Zhuo Yuhang took his seat and straightened his clothes, the girls laughed again.He lightly adjusted his glasses and also joined the topic. Compared with the embarrassment in VENDY just now, it was a world of difference.

The worst straight men are more natural with women than they are with their gays.Besides, Zhuo Yuhang wasn't bad, it was just weird.

Fan Xia watched in disbelief that Ning Xiaobei allowed such a big thing to lie between them, raised his eyebrows, and stared at him with a pair of big black and white eyes.

Ning Xiaobei turned his head away and talked to Tang Xin.

Eyes widened.

After all, they were all young people, chatting and laughing, and the atmosphere became heated before they knew it. Even Zhuo Yuhang, who claims to "know how to drink", licked half a glass of beer down.

"Let's play a game."

Seeing that the time had come, Tang Xin took out a deck of cards from her bag, "Truth or Dare."

The slender fingers flicked 54 cards, and asked Zhou Yunjun to cut them twice to show fairness, wiped them on the table, and signaled everyone to draw cards.

"The one with the highest card number can order the two players with the lowest points to do things. Everyone has a showdown, and no cards are exchanged. If you have something to say, you are not allowed to twitch or flirt. You have to be open when you come out to play."

The two girls smiled foolishly, stretched out their slender fingers and took one each.

Zhou Yunjun's beautiful eyes were shining brightly under the light, looking at Fan Xia sitting directly opposite him, he also took one.

Fan Xia was a little angry, deliberately ignored Ning Xiaobei, and roughly stroked a card in his hand.

The rest take their cards.

The first and second rounds were fine.After all, the girls are soft-hearted and ask kind questions.Even if you choose to take a big risk, you can go out and face the old Chinese medicine advertisement posted on the telephone pole and shout: My disease is finally cured!

In the third round, the man who had been overlooked finally got his chance.

He showed everyone the old K he had drawn, and proudly tapped the table with his fingers.

The ones with the lowest points in this round happen to be Fan Xia and Ning Xiaobei.

"Among the people here, is there anyone you like?"

Men especially think it's not enough, adding, "The kind that can continue to develop, and even spend the rest of their lives together."

The eyes of the four girls brightened immediately when they heard the words, and Tang Xin even wanted to give him a thumbs up—brother, let's go!There will be no registration fee for the next event.

"Have."

Fan Xia answered almost without thinking, which made the girls even more excited.

Ning Xiaobei looked at Zhou Yunjun's wrapped clothes, she was so small, wearing men's clothes as if being hugged by Fan Xia.

Ning Xiaobei suddenly thought of Fan Xia's two mothers.

The biological ones and the later ones are all such petite women, standing beside Fan Jian, like a Siluotuomu.

According to Freud's theory, when a man is young, he will have a more or less Oedipus plot. Although he will not really kill his father and marry his mother, the girl he likes has a bit of his mother's shadow on him.

Miss Zhou is like this.

What's more, he just rescued her not long ago, it's only natural that a hero and a beauty complement each other.

"What about you?"

The man raised his chin at Ning Xiaobei.

Ning Xiaobei held his cards and didn't answer immediately.

The girls exchanged glances with each other, Tang Xin bit her red lips nervously, and Fan Xia raised his legs in bewilderment, and unconsciously played with the cup on the table.But the eyeballs kept turning towards him, hating that there was such a big piece of wood standing between them.

The wine in the glass has been drunk, only a few ice cubes still standing with brown wine stains, jingling, like a small bell ringing in the heart.

"I choose the big adventure."

Ning Xiaobei flicked the cards on the table.

The ladies all sighed softly, and Fan Xia frowned.

"Hey... Forget it, let's take a big risk."

In fact, this is considered to be running away, but before playing just now, the man didn't ask him whether he wanted to tell the truth or take a big risk. He didn't follow the rules first, so he had to let Ning Xiaobei escape cunningly.

"Then kiss another man with the lowest points."

The man was robbed of the limelight by Fan Xia just now, and he had already made up his mind that he must be dealt with properly.

Since his friend chooses to take a big risk, let them make a fool of themselves together.

As soon as this remark came out, it was Zhuo Yuhang who reacted the most.

As if the memory of the discomfort just now had revived in an instant, he tugged on his neckline and cursed "disgusting" in a low voice.

Ning Xiaobei heard it clearly.

A malice rose in his chest, he knew that he was venting his anger, this "Zhuo Yuhang" was not that "Zhuo Yuhang", he had never done anything that made him misunderstand, all his behaviors were straight men's behaviors when facing gays normal reaction, the reaction of a "normal person".

Otherwise, why did my father and Uncle Zhao hide it for so many years.

But he is still angry.

For this scolding, but also for Zhou Yunjun's clothes.

He stood up abruptly, walked to Fan Xia's side, and without waiting for his reaction, held his face and kissed him unceremoniously.

It's a kiss, not a collision.

Lips and lips, teeth and teeth, jingling, jingling, sparks hitting the earth, violently and neatly.

All of a sudden, the people around started to applaud, boo, whistle, and applaud. The two people standing on the cusp of the storm seemed to be surrounded by a wave.

Ning Xiaobei opened his eyes and saw that Fan Xia's eyeballs were almost protruding from their sockets, it was nothing more than being struck by lightning.

The breath in my heart just "poofed" away.

Putting down his hands, he walked back to his seat and drank his last sip of wine.

"What does it feel like? What does it feel like?"

Tang Xin looked excited, and the other girls did not give in.

Unlike men, women are usually more curious and tolerant about this kind of thing.

Fan Xia stroked his lips and didn't regain his senses for a long time.

Xiaobei kissed him, Ning Xiaobei kissed him!

This is the best birthday gift ever, the best!

"A little disgusting..."

Ning Xiaobei raised his chin and said deliberately.

That's it.

he said to himself.

Fan Xia's heart died.

I don't want to be a white lady, and you shouldn't be Xu Xian either.I am not Zhu Yingtai, and you are not Liang Shanbo.

There is no need to send the eighteen friends off, and there is no need to meet again on the broken bridge.I draw the Qingfeng sword and cut off the troubles.

"Bang..."

The wine glass fell to the ground, and the transparent glass and broken ice scattered all over the floor.

Fan Xia gritted his teeth and his face turned black.

Heaven and hell, just for a moment.

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