Dreaming back to the 90s to help my dad catch a rival in love

Finally, their luck was not bad. After walking for about 5 minutes, they came to a place similar to the center of the town.

Sure enough, as Fan Xia said, there are hotels and guest houses here, and many shops are still open, which is quite lively.

They walked along the concrete road. In the gradually weakening rain, a lamp that originally said "hairdressing and beauty", now a neon light with missing arms and legs shone on the wall behind them, and the glass door revealed pink. Bright lights and bursts of laughter.

"Little brother, look at me."

A woman with a blurred face stood under the revolving lights of the barber shop and waved at them. Ding Zheyang turned his head curiously, and then widened his eyes in horror—as for what he saw in that glance, Ding Zheyang said that he would not kill him. explain.

"Just this one."

Fan Xia pointed to a guest house on the right, called "Pink Memories".

Ning Xiaobei doesn't care whether it's pink or pink-blue memories, now he just wants to take a hot bath and then sleep, so he followed Fan Xia and barged in.

Upon entering, it turned out to be an Internet cafe.

I saw twenty or thirty young people wearing earphones, watching movies and playing games.Colored lights reflected from the screens were projected on the tired yet excited faces of the young people, and no one noticed them coming in.

The three drowned chickens hurriedly backed out and turned into the glass door on the other side.It turns out that the guest house and the Internet cafe share the same gate.

"Open a three-person room."

Fan Xia spoke in Chongming dialect to the woman lying on the front desk and dozing off in a green army coat.A fan heater was running under the woman's feet, emitting an orange-red light.

It is said to be the front desk, but it is actually a small wooden counter, three feet square.There is a red telephone set on the table, and a sign is erected next to the telephone, which reads crookedly: Make and receive calls, 1 yuan per minute, no lending.

On the wall behind the counter is written the price list of stay, standard room, double bed room, triple room, the most expensive room is only 50 yuan a night.

Next to the price list is a police notice with a few big characters written clearly: ID card is required for registration.The signature is the phone number of the police station in their town and the name of the contact police officer.

Next to it are some miscellaneous things piled up in a mess, as well as tobacco, alcohol, cola, and various snacks that cannot be named, instant noodles.On the gray walls, all kinds of wires swayed like spider webs. In short, it can be seen from the front desk that the hotel is broken.

"Fan Xia, let's change places..."

Looking around, Ding Zheyang pulled the hem of La Fanxia's clothes with disgust on his face, and said in a low voice, "Actually, I brought money, let's find a better place to live."

"Hey, you don't understand, it's fine here."

"There is no triple room anymore, just a standard room, can't you live in it?"

The woman whose sleep was disturbed had a bad tone. She yawned a lot and looked at the door with a frown.

"Tsk, what happened? I got wet..."

She came out from behind the counter cursing, took out a mop and a red plastic bucket, and after mopping up the water stains that had been dripped by Ning Xiaobei and the others along the way, she sat down | Pulling the coat on his shoulders, his expression became even more impatient.

"The room fee is [-], and the deposit is [-]. There is hot water in the bathroom, can't you stay?"

The price list clearly stated that the standard room was [-] per night, and the woman made it clear that she was taking advantage of the fire.

"live!"

Fan Xia directly took out 200 yuan and patted it on the counter.

"Miss Boss, make three bowls of instant noodles for the three of us, and ask for Master Kong's. Help us fill up the hot water bottle and bring it in, and then lend me a universal charger. You don't need to look for it."

Seeing Fan Xia's generous shot, the woman's frosty face finally softened a little.

She opened the drawer, and inside the drawer were more than a dozen keys, all of which were worn on a horizontal wooden board.The woman took out a handful and gave it to Fan Xia, telling him to go east on the second floor, the penultimate room is there, and then went to make instant noodles for them.

"Xiaobei, she didn't ask us for ID cards... I was worried just now, afraid that she would ask us for ID cards."

The three went up the stairs, and Ding Zheyang said in surprise while holding his wet coat.

"Of course, otherwise, why do you think I chose this place?"

Fan Xia flicked the key ring and said happily.

"I noticed it just now. Didn't you see how many students were sitting in that Internet cafe? So I'm sure she won't ask us for IDs."

Ding Zheyang was really impressed by Fan Xia this time. He used to think that this guy only had a body but not a brain, and that his good academic performance was made up by Ning Xiaobei's hard work.Now it seems that Fan Xia is still very intelligent!

"How about it, boss, am I good?"

"What? Should I praise you? Are all your IQs being used in crooked ways?"

Ning Xiaobei raised his head and smiled coldly.

"Ah, hurry up and take a hot bath in your room! Boss, take a bath first, and come out to eat instant noodles after washing."

Fan Xia was frozen by his gloomy tone, and while smiling like a dog leg, he opened the door beside him.

A musty smell hit the face, mixed with the unique damp and salty smell of the house by the sea, and the smell of smoke that could not be dispelled, making the three of them sneezed in unison.

"No, it doesn't even have a window... No wonder it smells so bad."

Ding Zheyang pinched his nose and walked in with a look of disgust.

I don't know when the house was renovated, and there is a dilapidated and outdated smell everywhere.The musty smell came from the rotten clapboard on the wall, and the white wallpaper with small flowers was mottled by the moisture, revealing the color of the green wall behind.

Two single beds occupy almost 80.00% of the room. A wooden bedside table is between the two beds. There is an ashtray on the bedside table. The cigarette butt left by the previous guest is still lying in it. I don’t know. Has anyone ever cleaned it?

Ning Xiaobei pulled the quilt away casually, and suddenly found a few women's long hairs hidden inside, his face turned blue because of his serious cleanliness obsession.

Being able to live in and being able to sleep are two different things, okay?

"I, I'm going to clean the bathroom first. Boss, you wait."

Fan Xia saw that Ning Xiaobei was about to explode, so he rushed into the narrow bathroom next to him.Turn on the faucet, wash the basin, and brush the toilet. After confirming that the inside is indeed clean, he stands at the door and asks Prince Ning to scrub and take a bath like a little eunuch.

Ning Xiaobei stood at the door of the bathroom and took a look, then walked in slowly with a soft snort.

Ding Zheyang was stunned watching from the sidelines, not knowing that these two people got along like this in private.

After taking a steaming hot bath, the three of them finally felt a little better.Because there was no clothes to change and wash, I had to ask the proprietress to borrow her heater to dry the clothes.

In short, in the end, the three of them were each wearing a pair of shorts and three fairly clean blankets, sitting on the single beds on both sides and staring at each other.

The bandage on Fan Xia's leg was soaked just now, and there was no such thing as a bandage at the front desk of the hotel. He just exposed the wound with such a big thorn, saying that more ventilation can speed up the healing.

Just now when Fan Xia was taking a bath inside, Ning Xiaobei and Ding Zheyang saw a mouse as big as two palms fall from the ceiling with a "boom", and after meeting their eyes for a while, , I don't know where to drill.

So the two of them made up their minds to stay up all night like this and never lie down to sleep.

Absolutely not!

"Let's play cards. What's the point of sitting around?"

Fan Xia didn't have the faults of the two young masters, but they said they couldn't sleep anymore, so he had no choice but to "give up his life to accompany the gentleman".Besides, didn't he make a fuss about today's incident?

After a while, the proprietress brought up two brand-new decks of playing cards. This time, Ning Xiaobei took the initiative to pay without waiting for Fan Xia to pay.

Looking at the black and white, naked student boy, the not too old proprietress also blushed a little.When she walked to the door, she hesitated to speak, turned her head, and finally closed the door without saying anything.

The three of them fought for the landlord in a bored way, but they had a great time.

After a while, Ding Zheyang's face suddenly changed, and he hurried into the toilet clutching his stomach. He probably had diarrhea from the cold, and struggled on the toilet for a long time, but he didn't come out.

The landlord would not be able to fight without one person, so Ning Xiaobei took Fan Xia to count 24 points.

After calculating several simple problems in a row, I finally encountered a difficult problem. After eliminating all addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, I still couldn't make up 24.Fan Xia said forget it, let's change the cards.Ning Xiaobei didn't believe in evil, and said that even if it was a prescription, he would have to solve it. He rested his chin in one hand and concentrated his calculations, as if the old monk had settled down.

Fan Xia fiddled with the cards in his hand helplessly at first, and then gradually cast his eyes on Ning Xiaobei.

He looked at his slightly furrowed brows, and his long eyelashes projected on his cheeks like a fan.There is no hair dryer in the dilapidated hotel. Although the washed hair has been wiped with a dry towel, there are still a few stubborn drops of water condensed on the ends of the hair and the eyebrows and feet, shaking tremblingly, making people's hearts tremble .

He watched helplessly as a drop of water slid along Ning Xiaobei's temples and down his neck.

Xiaobei's neck is thin and long. When he tilts his head, people unconsciously think of Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake". The white swan looks a little sad and fragile in its elegance.

Then this nasty drop of water actually fell directly into the depression of the collarbone, staying there and not coming out.

The bulbs in the hotel are the cheapest yellow incandescents, but the most bony.People in Jiangnan are all small and exquisite, but sometimes they are a little plain because they are too graceful.Like a powder puff, either it is not beautiful, or it is not profound.

Fan Xia had known Ning Xiaobei for so long, and it was the first time that he discovered that Xiaobei actually had a rather sharp bone. The curvature of his brow, nose, and chin were all deeper than those of Jiangnan people, so he looked extraordinarily good-looking under the lights.

Is his mother a northerner or a northwester?

Pulling back his thoughts from a distant place, a suspicious blush gradually floated to Xiao Heipi's face.Just now, he suddenly found that the scene in front of him looked familiar.

The dilapidated hotel, the messy little bed, the mottled green walls and the appearance of the two of them seeing each other almost honestly is not the same as the beginning of "Happy Together" played by Tony Leung and Leslie Cheung in the Internet cafe in the afternoon Is the intimacy scene exactly the same?

He stood up suddenly, startling Ning Xiaobei.

"What?"

"I...I want to watch TV!"

Fan Xia yelled loudly to cover up his embarrassment.

He picked up the remote control and pressed the power button vigorously, but there was no response at all. It turned out that the main switch of the machine was turned off.

He reached out to press the switch on the TV again, and it happened that Ning Xiaobei was sitting with his back to the TV, and the two of them quickly moved their bare shoulders together and then separated.

Ning Xiaobei's body temperature has always been lower than his, the touch is like bumping into a piece of cold jade, Fan Xia feels like his heart has melted into that fat-like white jade, it scares him so much Sitting back, I felt like I didn't know how to put my hands and feet.

Ning Xiaobei glanced at him strangely, lowered his head and continued counting cards.

Fan Xia sat respectfully, more dignified than his posture in class.The remote control switched from the first channel to the last one, but I couldn't find a program to watch, and even the evening news was over.

Unlike more than 20 years later, eleven o'clock in the evening is the time for various variety shows to compete.Now at this point, there are only weird TV shopping on TV that is still struggling in the middle of the night.

199 yuan Internet notebook computer and 99 yuan super mobile phone that does not need to be recharged for life will appear in turn.There are commercials interspersed between commercials. Do you like this song "The Most Familiar Stranger" by Elva Hsiao?Now immediately edit the text message XXX and send it to XXX, you can have this first personalized ring tone.

"Forget it, turn it off, it's so noisy."

Ning Xiaobei threw the cards in his hand on the bed, and was not happy to continue forgetting.

His eyelids are fighting so badly now that he wished he could fall asleep right away.But his cleanliness doesn't allow him to do that.The two sides were pulled so hard that my mind was like a paste, so I just gave up.

Fan Xia had no choice but to turn off the TV, and the two of them were looking at each other boredly, when suddenly a strange sound came from the next door, faintly, intermittently.

"Grip the grass..."

Ning Xiaobei quickly realized what it was.

There is no way, this kind of small country hotel, the rooms are so dilapidated, can we still ask for sound insulation?

"Let's leave the TV on."

He lowered his head, his thin white skin was slightly reddened.

If Fan Xia didn't understand all of a sudden just now, he understands everything now, and hastily pressed the remote control to turn the volume to the maximum.

"What should I do if I keep getting up at night? What should I do if my wife always complains? It's a kidney problem! Quickly call and buy a course of X Bao. We promise you a full refund if it is invalid, or a full refund if it is invalid!"

The time for unreliable electronic product advertisements has passed, and it's time for the more speechless health care products.

Sitting next to the hostess in super cool attire was the so-called "Eighth Generation Heir of X Treasure Formula No. 30" with eyebrows longer than the beard, and began to tell one after another bizarre and exaggerated anecdotes.From Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty to Emperor Qing Xun, all the emperors and concubines who could be named were slandered by him all over the place.

After the bragging is over, it's time for exciting appearances.I thought the scale of the experts on the stage was open enough, but who knew that the invited audience below could beat each other better.All kinds of old couples and young wives, old couples and old wives, and young couples and old wives take turns to play. The cases described are colorful, the words are bold and unrestrained, and the attitude is free and easy. It will definitely be in Jinjiang 20 years later. The degree to which the full text is locked and never unlocked.

Ning Xiaobei was so embarrassed that he almost wanted to pick out a three-bedroom, two-living room and a complete set of furniture with his toes, so he just rolled his eyes skyward, pretending that he didn't hear anything.

Fan Xia's head is getting lower and lower. On the contrary, the head of a certain part of the body is getting higher and higher.Little Heipi clamped his legs firmly.He thought that if Xiaobei found out, he wouldn't have to be a human anymore.

The plot of the TV commercial became more and more outrageous. Some viewers expressed their disbelief, thinking that those who spoke in their own words just now were just childcare invited by the host.The hostess was very angry and shook the two majestic peaks to say that you can insult me, but not the ancestral formula of Master XX.And he waved his hand generously, saying that if you don't believe me, we can do the experiment on the spot.

The audience selected a heartless man and asked him to take medicine on the spot to prove whether the medicine was real or fake.Heartless picked up the water glass, and swallowed Bao X without saying a word.

This plot is getting more and more outrageous, but it also whets the appetite.Even Ning Xiaobei was attracted to him, squinting his eyes secretly, wanting to see how he planned to perform in the future.Fan Xia is a hot-blooded boy, not to mention, he can't wait to get his head into the TV.

The two of them watched so intently that they both ignored the "Dangdang" knock on the door.

Just as the heartless man yelled "I'm done!", the door was kicked open, and four men in black police uniforms rushed in.

"All squat down, all raise your hands!"

The leading man shouted, "Sweep pornography!"

Ning Xiaobei and Fan Xia were so frightened that their legs went limp, they didn't squat down, they just knelt on the ground with their heads in their hands.

"Why are there two men? Where are the women?"

The upright sheriff frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"There's someone in the bathroom!"

The little police officer next to him yelled, and then kicked open the bathroom door.

Ding Zheyang, who was sitting on the toilet and playing the snake game with his mobile phone, raised his head in horror.

The author has something to say:

As I said, it's more than ten times more exciting.No nonsense.