I advise madmen to be good people
Chapter 71
After Yao Yunqing left, Guan Yin came more frequently, chatting and laughing, which added a lot of vitality and excitement to the quiet courtyard.
Of course, she was doing more for me, or for the taciturn Zhou Zhuoran at the door, anyone with a discerning eye could tell, so I just smiled and said nothing, seeing through without telling the truth.
"My lord, can you inscribe all these portraits for me, okay?"
When she came this day, she brought a stack of scrolls, all of which were pictures of me in different clothes, with different hair crowns, and with different fat and thin eyebrows. His pitiful appearance is like that of a Bodhisattva in a temple. When he sees it, he wants to light three sticks of incense to pay his respects.
I know that my portraits are very popular in the market now, and even Yuan Hezong released a collector's edition, which was snapped up by people and almost sold out, but why do I need an inscription?Do you mean that the signature is more valuable?
I can't tell Guan Yin that you have a business mind.
"No."
Facing my ridicule, Guan Yin scratched the back of his ear a little embarrassedly.
"Brother Zhou's mother likes you very much. She is about to celebrate her birthday, and I don't have anything to give. I just want to give her a few portraits with your own inscriptions, young master. She will be very happy."
It turned out to be like this, I laughed dumbfounded and deliberately teased her.
"Didn't you say it had nothing to do with her last time? How come you can even figure out her mother's preferences so clearly? Next time, you will send me an invitation for a wedding, right?"
"Oh, son, don't laugh at me."
Guan Yin covered his face with his hands in embarrassment.
"I knew his mother before I knew him. It didn't matter at that time."
Oh, it looks like there are quite a lot of stories here, anyway, I'm very free now, so I'm very interested to listen to it.
Guan Yin wasn't too shy at first, after being ashamed for a while and seeing no one around, he didn't feel ashamed at all, and told the whole process of her and Zhou Zhuoran's friendship like beans in a bamboo tube.
It turned out that Zhou Zhuoran’s family was only a widowed mother, who lived by farming and raising a few chickens. Once when she was selling eggs in the city, she met a local hooligan who couldn’t get enough money and smashed her eggs. She sat on the ground. Weeping bitterly, there were many onlookers on the street, but no one offered a helping hand.
Just when Guan Yin encountered this incident in the street, he caught and beat up all those scoundrels, and forced them to pay Zhou Zhuoran's mother's egg money.
Zhou Zhuoran's mother was very grateful to her, and found out her name and address. It happened that not long after her son entered Yuanhezong, she asked Zhou Zhuoran to bring a basket of fresh fruits and vegetables to Guan Yin as a thank you gift.
Then Guan Yin didn't want to take other people's things for nothing, so he prepared some gifts in return for Zhou Zhuoran, because Zhou Zhuoran couldn't go home often because he was practicing in the sect and was on duty. Guan Yin also took care of Zhou's mother who was sick for him. After coming and going, the two became more and more familiar, and fell in love with each other for a long time.
"Brother Zhou and his family also rented and planted Yuan Hezong's land. In the flood three years ago, their mother and son were forced to have nowhere to go. They almost wanted to die. Fortunately, you upheld justice for the victims. Money and food, and sent people to help repair the house, which saved the lives of their mother and son, so from then on, Aunt Zhou didn't believe in any gods and Buddhas, she only believed in you, she is so frugal, but as long as she sees you I will buy your portrait, and I still keep your longevity tablet at home, praying for you every day."
There is actually such a relationship with me.
Three years ago, I was so grateful for the little effort I made, and I feel a little ashamed for remembering me for so long.
I seriously inscribed those portraits, and wrote an additional banner of "Shoubi Nanshan" as my congratulatory gift, and asked Guan Yin to bring it to Zhou Mu.
This is thanks to the calligraphy class I have attended since I was a child in my previous life, so that I can still write a decent calligraphy. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing at this time.
"My lord, you are so kind!"
Guan Yin held the banner and looked at it again and again, feeling very excited.
"I, I don't even know how to thank you."
I smiled slightly.
"Then be my younger sister. From now on, you will be filial to my big brother. When you get married, I will prepare a super generous dowry for you, and let you be the most beautiful and richest bride in the world."
"what?"
Guan Yin was stunned for a while, and after realizing it, he covered his mouth in disbelief, his eyes widened, as if he was about to cry.
"My lord, do you mean..." "I don't want to?"
I deliberately said: "Forget it."
"No!"
Guan Yin hastily denied it, rushed up and hugged me, his voice was both happy and a little choked.
"Thank you bro!"
I smiled and patted her head.
"good."
Probably Guan Yin told Zhou Zhuoran what happened today, and his attitude towards me also changed a little bit. From the previous business-like, without saying a word, he became a little closer to nature. He will secretly pass it on to me, ask him some outside things, and he will tell me what he knows.
For example, Yao Yunqing went out to practice this time because it was reported that the fearsome young master of Huai Ling Palace was settling down in Xuancheng, a few cities away from Yuan Hezong. He brought the most elite martial arts of Yuan Hezong with him Many of his disciples set off together to eradicate this female devil.
I'm a little worried about Yao Yunqing.
Although he is a prodigy in martial arts, he has made great achievements in his cultivation in the past few years, but he has little chance of winning against the ruthless young palace master.
I hope he returns safely.
"metropolitan!"
At sunset, I was admiring flowers and drinking tea in the courtyard, but Zhou Zhuoran rushed in from the outside. He looked very flustered and almost fell when he crossed the threshold. It's like two different people.
"An accident happened to Guan Yin!"
My hand holding the teacup froze for a moment, and looked at him in surprise.
"What happened? Don't worry, tell me clearly."
He seemed to be running around for a long time, panting all the time, but still insisted on speaking in full.
"I received news that Zhu Ji, the eldest disciple of Huai Ling Palace, appeared in Yuan Village today, harassing the local area and robbing young men and women. My mother lives in Yuan Village. Guan Yin went to deliver things to her today. When I came back, Zhu Ji was the most powerful subordinate under the Young Palace Master of Huai Ling Palace. She was extremely sinister and vicious. I was worried about her and my mother's safety, so I went to the sect to ask the elders to bring someone to rescue me. They all refused to go. , I went to the inner disciples to find someone to go with me, but they said that they would not go without senior brother Yao's warrant, and no one could say it."
"Who can say no?"
I asked, "Can I do that too?"
Zhou Zhuoran didn't answer, I already guessed the answer from his embarrassing silence.
The current inner disciples are all single-handedly selected by Yao Yunqing, and they have almost never met me. To them, the suzerain is just an illusory symbol, Yao Yunqing who holds real power is the one who really obeys their orders Naturally, people will not be convinced by me and obey my orders unconditionally.
Saving people is the most urgent thing now, and I didn't bother to argue with them, so I thought for a while and said, "How many disciples are guarding outside my yard?"
"28 people."
"You are their captain, you should be able to mobilize them, right?"
Zhou Zhuoran understood it all at once.
"Yes, but suzerain, the number of people is too small, I'm afraid they won't be able to match Zhu Ji."
"It's okay."
I got up, picked up the Yue Leng sword that was put aside, and walked towards the door.
"I will go with you."
"metropolitan!"
Zhou Zhuoran was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly chased him up from behind.
"But you are still ill, Brother Yao specially told me not to let you go out before leaving..." I glanced sideways at him, and my steps didn't stop.
"For you, Yun Qing's order is more important, or Guan Yin's life is more important?"
He paused in place for a while, and said loudly as if making up his mind: "Of course Miss Guan is more important."
I waved without looking back.
"Then what are you waiting for, keep up."
"Yes!"
Yuan Village is not far from Yuanhezong, just a few miles away from the foot of the mountain. The Huai Ling Palace is so bold that it dares to come here to make trouble. ah.
"Suzerain, Suzerain!"
A disciple who went to explore the way ran back with messy steps and a face like dirt. His legs softened, and he knelt down in front of me and cried, "The demon girl is right there, right in front, my brother who is walking with me!" I was also killed by her..." I frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Seeing the enemy panic like this, isn't it self-defeating!"
"Disciple knows wrong, disciple knows wrong!"
The man kowtowed hastily, but he looked like he was insane. I saw his abnormal behavior, and my heart became more and more vigilant. Suddenly, I jumped up and dodged backwards.
I only heard a loud "bang", and bursts of yellow smoke rose up. The disciple threw himself at the place where I was standing just now, his chest exploded, and blood gushed out from the wound, instantly staining a large area of soil under his body red.
I flicked my sleeves to disperse the yellow smoke, and coldly glanced at the remaining disciples who were swaying slightly.
"This smoke is poisonous, hold your breath and take the detoxification pill!"
Hearing the words, several disciples quickly calmed down and took the detoxification pills prepared before departure, only then did they feel that the uncomfortable feeling in their hearts that was about to vomit had completely disappeared.
"Sovereign, it seems that this demon girl is extremely arrogant, and she has been prepared for a long time. Would you like to go back to the sect first and gather more disciples before coming? Let me take someone there first." Zhou Zhuoran began to worry about something happening to me again. Fa confessed to Yao Yunqing, and persuaded him painstakingly.
"That's too late."
I looked at the dark clouds over the village not far away, filled with mist, and my face changed slightly.
"One step later, not only Guan Yin, but the whole village will suffer, if anyone can be saved, follow me!"
"As ordered!"
Seeing that my attitude was so firm, Zhou Zhuoran and the others did not hesitate any longer, drew their swords out of their sheaths, followed closely behind me, jumped up into the air, and rushed towards the dense fog.
Of course, she was doing more for me, or for the taciturn Zhou Zhuoran at the door, anyone with a discerning eye could tell, so I just smiled and said nothing, seeing through without telling the truth.
"My lord, can you inscribe all these portraits for me, okay?"
When she came this day, she brought a stack of scrolls, all of which were pictures of me in different clothes, with different hair crowns, and with different fat and thin eyebrows. His pitiful appearance is like that of a Bodhisattva in a temple. When he sees it, he wants to light three sticks of incense to pay his respects.
I know that my portraits are very popular in the market now, and even Yuan Hezong released a collector's edition, which was snapped up by people and almost sold out, but why do I need an inscription?Do you mean that the signature is more valuable?
I can't tell Guan Yin that you have a business mind.
"No."
Facing my ridicule, Guan Yin scratched the back of his ear a little embarrassedly.
"Brother Zhou's mother likes you very much. She is about to celebrate her birthday, and I don't have anything to give. I just want to give her a few portraits with your own inscriptions, young master. She will be very happy."
It turned out to be like this, I laughed dumbfounded and deliberately teased her.
"Didn't you say it had nothing to do with her last time? How come you can even figure out her mother's preferences so clearly? Next time, you will send me an invitation for a wedding, right?"
"Oh, son, don't laugh at me."
Guan Yin covered his face with his hands in embarrassment.
"I knew his mother before I knew him. It didn't matter at that time."
Oh, it looks like there are quite a lot of stories here, anyway, I'm very free now, so I'm very interested to listen to it.
Guan Yin wasn't too shy at first, after being ashamed for a while and seeing no one around, he didn't feel ashamed at all, and told the whole process of her and Zhou Zhuoran's friendship like beans in a bamboo tube.
It turned out that Zhou Zhuoran’s family was only a widowed mother, who lived by farming and raising a few chickens. Once when she was selling eggs in the city, she met a local hooligan who couldn’t get enough money and smashed her eggs. She sat on the ground. Weeping bitterly, there were many onlookers on the street, but no one offered a helping hand.
Just when Guan Yin encountered this incident in the street, he caught and beat up all those scoundrels, and forced them to pay Zhou Zhuoran's mother's egg money.
Zhou Zhuoran's mother was very grateful to her, and found out her name and address. It happened that not long after her son entered Yuanhezong, she asked Zhou Zhuoran to bring a basket of fresh fruits and vegetables to Guan Yin as a thank you gift.
Then Guan Yin didn't want to take other people's things for nothing, so he prepared some gifts in return for Zhou Zhuoran, because Zhou Zhuoran couldn't go home often because he was practicing in the sect and was on duty. Guan Yin also took care of Zhou's mother who was sick for him. After coming and going, the two became more and more familiar, and fell in love with each other for a long time.
"Brother Zhou and his family also rented and planted Yuan Hezong's land. In the flood three years ago, their mother and son were forced to have nowhere to go. They almost wanted to die. Fortunately, you upheld justice for the victims. Money and food, and sent people to help repair the house, which saved the lives of their mother and son, so from then on, Aunt Zhou didn't believe in any gods and Buddhas, she only believed in you, she is so frugal, but as long as she sees you I will buy your portrait, and I still keep your longevity tablet at home, praying for you every day."
There is actually such a relationship with me.
Three years ago, I was so grateful for the little effort I made, and I feel a little ashamed for remembering me for so long.
I seriously inscribed those portraits, and wrote an additional banner of "Shoubi Nanshan" as my congratulatory gift, and asked Guan Yin to bring it to Zhou Mu.
This is thanks to the calligraphy class I have attended since I was a child in my previous life, so that I can still write a decent calligraphy. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing at this time.
"My lord, you are so kind!"
Guan Yin held the banner and looked at it again and again, feeling very excited.
"I, I don't even know how to thank you."
I smiled slightly.
"Then be my younger sister. From now on, you will be filial to my big brother. When you get married, I will prepare a super generous dowry for you, and let you be the most beautiful and richest bride in the world."
"what?"
Guan Yin was stunned for a while, and after realizing it, he covered his mouth in disbelief, his eyes widened, as if he was about to cry.
"My lord, do you mean..." "I don't want to?"
I deliberately said: "Forget it."
"No!"
Guan Yin hastily denied it, rushed up and hugged me, his voice was both happy and a little choked.
"Thank you bro!"
I smiled and patted her head.
"good."
Probably Guan Yin told Zhou Zhuoran what happened today, and his attitude towards me also changed a little bit. From the previous business-like, without saying a word, he became a little closer to nature. He will secretly pass it on to me, ask him some outside things, and he will tell me what he knows.
For example, Yao Yunqing went out to practice this time because it was reported that the fearsome young master of Huai Ling Palace was settling down in Xuancheng, a few cities away from Yuan Hezong. He brought the most elite martial arts of Yuan Hezong with him Many of his disciples set off together to eradicate this female devil.
I'm a little worried about Yao Yunqing.
Although he is a prodigy in martial arts, he has made great achievements in his cultivation in the past few years, but he has little chance of winning against the ruthless young palace master.
I hope he returns safely.
"metropolitan!"
At sunset, I was admiring flowers and drinking tea in the courtyard, but Zhou Zhuoran rushed in from the outside. He looked very flustered and almost fell when he crossed the threshold. It's like two different people.
"An accident happened to Guan Yin!"
My hand holding the teacup froze for a moment, and looked at him in surprise.
"What happened? Don't worry, tell me clearly."
He seemed to be running around for a long time, panting all the time, but still insisted on speaking in full.
"I received news that Zhu Ji, the eldest disciple of Huai Ling Palace, appeared in Yuan Village today, harassing the local area and robbing young men and women. My mother lives in Yuan Village. Guan Yin went to deliver things to her today. When I came back, Zhu Ji was the most powerful subordinate under the Young Palace Master of Huai Ling Palace. She was extremely sinister and vicious. I was worried about her and my mother's safety, so I went to the sect to ask the elders to bring someone to rescue me. They all refused to go. , I went to the inner disciples to find someone to go with me, but they said that they would not go without senior brother Yao's warrant, and no one could say it."
"Who can say no?"
I asked, "Can I do that too?"
Zhou Zhuoran didn't answer, I already guessed the answer from his embarrassing silence.
The current inner disciples are all single-handedly selected by Yao Yunqing, and they have almost never met me. To them, the suzerain is just an illusory symbol, Yao Yunqing who holds real power is the one who really obeys their orders Naturally, people will not be convinced by me and obey my orders unconditionally.
Saving people is the most urgent thing now, and I didn't bother to argue with them, so I thought for a while and said, "How many disciples are guarding outside my yard?"
"28 people."
"You are their captain, you should be able to mobilize them, right?"
Zhou Zhuoran understood it all at once.
"Yes, but suzerain, the number of people is too small, I'm afraid they won't be able to match Zhu Ji."
"It's okay."
I got up, picked up the Yue Leng sword that was put aside, and walked towards the door.
"I will go with you."
"metropolitan!"
Zhou Zhuoran was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly chased him up from behind.
"But you are still ill, Brother Yao specially told me not to let you go out before leaving..." I glanced sideways at him, and my steps didn't stop.
"For you, Yun Qing's order is more important, or Guan Yin's life is more important?"
He paused in place for a while, and said loudly as if making up his mind: "Of course Miss Guan is more important."
I waved without looking back.
"Then what are you waiting for, keep up."
"Yes!"
Yuan Village is not far from Yuanhezong, just a few miles away from the foot of the mountain. The Huai Ling Palace is so bold that it dares to come here to make trouble. ah.
"Suzerain, Suzerain!"
A disciple who went to explore the way ran back with messy steps and a face like dirt. His legs softened, and he knelt down in front of me and cried, "The demon girl is right there, right in front, my brother who is walking with me!" I was also killed by her..." I frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Seeing the enemy panic like this, isn't it self-defeating!"
"Disciple knows wrong, disciple knows wrong!"
The man kowtowed hastily, but he looked like he was insane. I saw his abnormal behavior, and my heart became more and more vigilant. Suddenly, I jumped up and dodged backwards.
I only heard a loud "bang", and bursts of yellow smoke rose up. The disciple threw himself at the place where I was standing just now, his chest exploded, and blood gushed out from the wound, instantly staining a large area of soil under his body red.
I flicked my sleeves to disperse the yellow smoke, and coldly glanced at the remaining disciples who were swaying slightly.
"This smoke is poisonous, hold your breath and take the detoxification pill!"
Hearing the words, several disciples quickly calmed down and took the detoxification pills prepared before departure, only then did they feel that the uncomfortable feeling in their hearts that was about to vomit had completely disappeared.
"Sovereign, it seems that this demon girl is extremely arrogant, and she has been prepared for a long time. Would you like to go back to the sect first and gather more disciples before coming? Let me take someone there first." Zhou Zhuoran began to worry about something happening to me again. Fa confessed to Yao Yunqing, and persuaded him painstakingly.
"That's too late."
I looked at the dark clouds over the village not far away, filled with mist, and my face changed slightly.
"One step later, not only Guan Yin, but the whole village will suffer, if anyone can be saved, follow me!"
"As ordered!"
Seeing that my attitude was so firm, Zhou Zhuoran and the others did not hesitate any longer, drew their swords out of their sheaths, followed closely behind me, jumped up into the air, and rushed towards the dense fog.
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