I advise madmen to be good people

Ming Yixin did not take me back to Yuanhezong.

He threw Guan Yin a map and asked her to drive the carriage according to the circled area on it.

Guan Yin wondered what she was going to do, but she didn't have the guts to ask Ming Yixin, so she took the opportunity to ask me secretly.

Just kidding, do you think I have the guts?

Ming Yixin is becoming more and more proficient at the skill of "sealing mouths with kisses". If there is a disagreement, he will kiss me in all manner of ways, which makes my brain hypoxic and my thoughts short-circuit. I completely forget what I just wanted to say if.

And since he followed me to see those little pictures that come with the scriptures, he has added another bad taste. When he has nothing to do, he will come to me with a scene simulation, and personally come to those ambiguous scenes with blushing and heartbeats. play it again.

How can an innocent boy like me stand up to such teasing? I am often teased by him like a fish jumping on the shore, flopping and flapping its tail, it is difficult to breathe with my mouth open, and I am so thirsty.

He stopped every time he finished flirting, and he would not break through the last bottom line, and I, who was on fire all over, could only take a cold bubble bath to relieve the heat in my heart.

I'm afraid that if this continues, sooner or later, I won't be able to take it anymore and throw Ming Yixin to that.

How can this work, how can I, a good and righteous young man, do things that force others, that is the behavior of beasts.

In order to avoid losing my mind on impulse, I don't dare to provoke him now.

"Wherever you want to go, isn't it good to just go on a self-driving tour?" I said to Guan Yin.

Guan Yin was a little apprehensive at first, but along the way, she ate and drank well, played whatever she wanted, bought whatever she wanted, spent a lot of money, and was free. Bi, now she is happier than a god. She has long forgotten those worries and doubts, and she is very happy every day.

"Young Master Song, this place is called Meicheng!"

Arriving at a new map point, Guan Yin chattered excitedly outside the car window as soon as he saw the city gate.

"There are so many people, it's so lively! I just heard passers-by say that today they celebrate the festival in the city, it must be very interesting, why don't we go shopping now!"

I was bored in the car for a long time, and my heart was moved when I heard the word "holiday", so I agreed, and decided to get out of the car to watch the excitement, so I said something to Ming Yixin.

"You can sleep here for a while, I'll be back later."

Ming Yixin leaned on the couch, closed his eyes and looked not energetic, and only after a while did he say "hmm" from his nose as an answer.

He went out in another small town two days ago and didn't come back all night, and he didn't know what he was doing. He fell asleep with me in his arms during the day.

Before, every time he passed a place, he would disappear like this for a night or two, and when he reappeared, he looked tired and lazy, and he thought he was a thief at night.

It's not that I haven't been curious, but when he came back early in the morning and hugged me tightly, I smelled the faint smell of blood coming from his body, and I immediately dispelled all curiosity.

Don't ask, asking is killing people.

I don't know who he killed, but I believe he wouldn't kill innocent people indiscriminately. As for those who seek revenge in the rivers and lakes, grievances and fights, he has his own reasons for not taking me, so why should I? Ask more.

After getting out of the car, I still put on the original mask of Song Zishan on my face.

In fact, I didn't plan to wear it at first. After all, I didn't go to any Jianghu sect. No one should know what the suzerain of the Demon Sect looks like.

But my real face is too eye-catching, as soon as I show up outside, I will attract a large number of bees and butterflies, both men and women, pulling and entangled me, making it difficult for me to move.

With a cold face, Ming Yi sent those people away with a slap in the face, and when he went out the next day, he took out his mask to disguise me.

Didn't the fake skin fall off in that mine? Where did you get it?

I once wondered if there was something like a Qiankun Hundred Treasure Bag in his sleeve, and he could take out whatever he wanted.

"Want to know?"

He spread his hands towards me, with a look of resignation.

"Search for yourself."

This dangerous tone made me feel bad, I turned around and wanted to run away, but before I could take a step, he grabbed me by the back of my collar and hugged me back by the waist.

So that day I was forced to "search" his whole body thoroughly.

"Have you found it?" He whispered in my ear.

My hand was grabbed by him, as if it was on fire.

"You are tempting to commit a crime."

My face was hot enough to boil water, and I started talking nonsense in embarrassment and annoyance.

"Come on, sooner or later I'll put you in the pot."

"Okay, I am waiting."

Ming Yi raised his eyebrows heartily, leaned over and pecked my lips, and then laughed again until his shoulders shook like flowers.

In terms of thick skin, I can't beat him after all.

"Young Master Song, look at the signboard of the restaurant over there!"

Guan Yin pointed to a three-story attic in the distance, and said excitedly: "The first floor in Tianyi? Does this mean that his food and drink are the best in the world? What a big tone, I'm going to order a few dishes there Give it a try, if it's in vain, smash his shop."

This child, ever since she saw Ming Yixin dismantle a black shop on the road that was shoddy and overpriced, she has followed an example for no reason. Afterwards, whenever the shops and restaurants she went to did not meet her liking, she would yell To smash the store.

"Calm down."

I persuaded her again.

"No. [-] in the world is just a gimmick. I'm afraid you can find hundreds of thousands of restaurants called No. [-] in the world. You can't finish it even if you spend a few years. If the food doesn't suit your taste, just change to another restaurant. Doing business is not easy, you have to be forgiving and forgiving.”

"Know it."

She agreed casually, and ran over there with brisk steps.

I am also somewhat interested in this restaurant. Since I dare to use such a name, it must have some good dishes. Why don't I go and try it, and I can also watch Guan Yin, so that she won't be upset because the food is too salty. They also lifted the table.

Unexpectedly, before I entered the gate, I heard Guan Yin arguing with someone inside.

"I was the one who arrived first, so why give him the private room? Do you think I have no money, girl!"

Xiaoer smiled.

"Don't dare to be a small one. It's really that the guest is related to our host. I can't afford to offend him. I can only ask the girl to forgive me. The seats in our lobby are also spacious and clean. You are guaranteed to sit comfortably. The small one will give you another pot Excellent Biluochun..." "Bah!"

Guan Yin spat at him before he finished speaking.

"I don't care about your broken pot of tea, my girl? You're obviously looking down on people. When I smash your black shop, I'll see if you dare..." "Okay, okay."

Seeing that the momentum was wrong, I hurried in and interrupted her.

"He's just a part-time worker, and he can't make the decision. Why make things difficult for him, stop arguing."

"Why? I really came first! They bully people!"

Guan Yin was still very unconvinced, but he didn't want to contradict me, so he stomped his feet, turned around resentfully, and wanted to leave.

"Hey, wait."

I stopped her.

"I only told you not to embarrass this little girl, but I didn't tell you not to go to the one who jumped in line."

Guan Yin froze for a moment, his eyes lit up instantly.

"My lord is right! He took my seat and didn't apologize, Xiao Er is afraid of him, I'm not used to his stinking problem!"

After she finished speaking, she clenched the long sword hanging around her waist and rushed up the steps on the second floor.

Xiao Er was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she was about to catch up with her in a panic.

"No, stop now! This is impossible!"

I stretched out my hand and blocked his way.

"Excuse me, how much do you earn a month?"

"what?"

Xiao Er was dumbfounded by my question, and was blocked from catching up with Guan Yin, sweating profusely.

"Please do me a favor, send the Buddha to the west, don't embarrass the little one? That girl still has a sword, what if you hurt a distinguished guest!"

I patted him on the shoulder.

"Since you know there will be danger, why don't you still rush forward, not afraid of hurting yourself? Is the hard-earned money you earn in a month enough for you to buy medicine?"

"This..." Xiao Er suddenly lost his words, and his movements also slowed down.

"Don't worry, she only brings the sword to scare people, at most it will smash a table and chair or something, nothing will happen."

I said again: "Since your distinguished guest doesn't understand the principle of first come first, then someone should have taught him, are you right?"

Xiao Er was speechless, so she had to lower her arms and stood aside in frustration.

Guan Yin ran up the stairs with a "dong dong dong" stride, before rushing to the private room to kick the door, suddenly a servant appeared from the corridor, bowing to her respectfully.

"My master sent a slave out to make amends to the girl. He was really unwell and couldn't blow the air, so he occupied the private room. Wanwang girl Haihan, to express his apology, specially ordered someone to prepare a good banquet in the lobby downstairs for the girl to accept."

Now Guan Yin can't fix it.

Originally, she was aggressively asking for an explanation, but she didn't expect that she would take the initiative to apologize, and her attitude was so good. How could this make her make trouble?

The little girl was soft-hearted after all, seeing that the other party bowed her head first, she didn't plan to push her forward.

"Forget it, I'm not an unreasonable person. Since it happened for a reason and I apologized, I won't pursue it. The banquet will also be skipped. I won't take advantage of you."

"Girl, please stay."

The attendant hurriedly saluted again, with a sincere expression.

"The banquet has been prepared. If you don't eat it, it's a waste. Please accept my master's sincerity."

"Uh..." Guan Yin didn't know what to do, so he turned his head and cast a questioning look at me.

I looked at the dishes that had started to be served continuously on a table in the center of the hall, and nodded my chin.

"It's good for everyone to be happy, so let's stay and have a taste."

Guan Yin's mood turned from anger to joy, and he happily went downstairs to sit with me. Seeing the delicious dishes on the table, he picked up his chopsticks and prepared to eat with satisfaction.

"It looks pretty good!"

However, before the first chopstick dish she picked up was delivered to her mouth, several people reeking of alcohol gathered around the table and pointed at me.

"Hey, isn't this Song Zishan?"