Homophobia for a long time seems to be more likely to attract boyfriends

Yu Chaoci: "..."

Yan Huanshui: "..."

This question embarrasses both of them.

Yan Huanshui took off his coat and returned it to Yu Chaoci, and smiled generously at the others present: "My place is here, you go back first."

Yu Chaoci asked: "Do you live in this villa alone? Is there anyone else?"

Yan Huanshui said: "The old man asked two female bodyguards to accompany him, don't worry. Let's go."

Everyone waved to Yan Huanshui.

After Yan Huanshui walked away, Yu Chaoci rolled his eyes at Yu Wenzhan: "I suspect that your skills are all added to your IQ. Is the question just right?"

Yu Wenzhan said: "I think the other two are also very curious, but they are too thin-skinned to ask. If I don't ask, who do you ask? Big Fish's question is a bit of a disguised reminder. The designer asked...you guys Is your relationship so good? So I ask the most appropriate."

With disgust written all over his face, Yu Chaoci turned and left.Instead of taking the shortcut in the forest, he chose to go back along the beach.

Yu Wenzhan looked at Lu Tashan and Yu Wanyin again: "So do you think they are successful? Big fish, why don't you go and ask? I noticed that the corners of Shuimeizi's eyes seemed to be a little tear-stained. As long as you close your eyes, tears will flow involuntarily..."

However, before Yu Wenzhan could finish his chatter, Yu Wanyin also walked away with disgust on his face, before leaving, he said: "You know a lot."

Yu Wenzhan: "..."

Lu Tashan looked at Yu Wanyin's back as he walked away quickly, and felt that the reactions of the two brothers when they were angry were so similar.Strange, why did he think Yu Wanyin was angry?

"Master Lu, I can only help you here. The younger one doesn't want to talk about it, and the older one doesn't want to ask. If Sister Shui attacked violently in the woods just now, Brother Xiaoyu couldn't help it. After all, we got along so well in high school. The two of you are on par with each other." Sister Shui still has a gender advantage." After speaking, Yu Wenzhan put his head in his hands and walked leisurely towards the beach.However, on the surface, he walked briskly, but in fact, he felt as if he was pressed by a huge rock and couldn't breathe.

He thought, if Big Fish finally finds a girlfriend one day, what kind of identity should he stay with Big Fish?

To ordinary friends?But if you never get married, you will always be noticed.After all, Big Yu is a doctor of clinical psychology, interpreting psychology through behavior is just a basic skill for him.

As soon as Yu Chaoci returned to the room, he rushed to bed and went to sleep, not wanting to think about those bad things.But he tossed and turned on the bed, the more he reminded himself not to think about it, the more his brain started to think uncontrollably: Does Lu Tashan really want to go to grandma's birthday party to see that Miss Hua?And why is the tacit understanding between Lu Tashan and his brother so high?

Also, brother Yuwen asked something wrong just now, but he asked such an embarrassing question.

Even though the room was fully air-conditioned, he still felt agitated. The reason for his agitation might also be that the bonfire party in front of the Great Wheel Hotel was not over yet, and the sound of music more or less passed into his ears, affecting his his sleep.

In the end, he got up from the bed very brokenly, and went downstairs in a royal blue satin pajamas, ready to take a stroll by the pool in the backyard to get some air.

However, when he walked to the pool, he suddenly saw a person lying on a beach chair by the pool.The man gently shook the goblet in his hand, drank the scarlet wine in one gulp, and then refilled it.

"What are you doing here if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" He asked Lu Tashan.

Lu Tashan only glanced at him sideways, his brows were slightly furrowed, with a touch of melancholy and distress. "Xiao Yugan hasn't adapted to the environment here, and he can't sleep at night, which makes me unable to sleep either." He replied.

"So you ran down to drink? It seems that you are not very happy." Yu Chaoci took two steps closer.

He brought people here to do the first step of emotional guidance: to ensure that when Lu Tashan smelled the specially formulated perfume, he would be happy, if not, at least relaxed and calm.But now it seems that Lu Tashan is not satisfied with this place.

"It seems that there is nothing to make me happy." Lu Tashan looked at the bright starry sky quietly, "You kept saying that you brought me for treatment, but in fact you did it yourself. How many days? There are too many people here, so it’s not as clean as at home.”

"It's a disappointment for you to do this." Yu Chaoci didn't like such inhumanity.

"I can go back alone, you can continue to vacation here, it won't affect you at all."

Yu Chaoci said sourly: "Grandpa's private jet will not arrive until five days later, you have to go back and figure out your own way."

"I can get my family's private plane to pick me up, and I can take a private bank to go back. This kind of problem is not a problem."

Yu Chaoci's heart was a little blocked.Why is this Lu Tashan so difficult to serve, are you determined to go back? "Didn't you sleep well last night?" He asked.

"The past tense does not necessarily apply to the present." Lu Tashan drank another glass of wine, and a seven-figure wine was about to bottom out, "Just like your relationship with Yan Huanshui, you can guarantee the past Is it the friendship between classmates, is it still there now?"

Yu Chaoci was taken aback for a moment.In high school, he and Ah Shui had a very pure friendship. Although there were always gossip about the two of them in school, he always felt that he and Ah Shui were just competitors with a common language.And when they were walking in the forest just now, Ah Shui confessed to him, and that delicate sense of balance was broken.

"I'm asking you about sleeping, what are you talking about with Ah Shui?"

"I put forward an argument based on the problem of sleeping, and Ah Shui's matter is the argument. Haven't you written a college entrance examination argument? I, a person who has never taken the domestic college entrance examination, knows it."

Yu Chaoci was a little annoyed: "There are many ways to solve the sleeping problem. I can let Xiaoyugan sleep with me, or take a two-hour walk during the day to kill her energy. You have to fly back. What should I say to you after you go back?" Ms. Lou explain?"

"That's something you should think about." The mellow but bitter wine rolled in his mouth, and Lu Tashan swallowed again, "Or you can say that this vacation is only two days, because the vacation is over I went back, but you chose to stay here in order to spend a few more days with your new girlfriend."

Yu Chaoci: "..." Wait, when did I have a girlfriend?

"Ms. Lou is sometimes domineering, but she's not unkind enough to ask you to treat my illness and not even give me time to spend with my girlfriend."

"Who told you that Ah Shui is my girlfriend? You heard Brother Yuwen talking nonsense there." Yu Chaoci hated his teeth itching. One day he would fight Yu Wenzhan on the top of the Forbidden City. The flower peacock not only likes She shows her tail flirtatiously, and also likes to break her mouth.

Lu Tashan suddenly turned his head and looked at him suspiciously: "Didn't you guys kiss in the woods? Your mouth was swollen."

My old swan.

Yu Chaoci felt helpless.He knew that question was misleading. "My mouth was bitten by an insect in the woods, so it was a little swollen. I sprayed perfume to attract insects. Which of your eyes saw me kissing Ah Shui?" He decided to take advantage of brother Yuwen's sleep tomorrow morning Give him a basin of water to wake him up.He walked over to Lu Tashan, then pointed to his lips and said, "Look for yourself, is there a red spot on the edge of your upper lip? It was bitten by a bug. If it was a mosquito that bit me, are you Don't you think Ah Shui is going to gnaw my lips swollen?"

Lu Tashan was a little startled by the sudden approach, and his eyes widened slightly.Instead, he looked down at Yu Chaoci's lips.As Yu Chaoci said, there is indeed a pinpoint-sized red spot on it, because it just bites right above the lip bead, so the lips still look a little swollen, and the lip bead is like a plump coral bead.

Looking at this small dot, Lu Tashan couldn't help laughing suddenly: "Your mouth is like a sausage."

Yu Chaoci twitched his brows and said coldly, "I'll give you a minute to take back what you just said."

Lu Tashan tried his best to suppress his smile: "It's really similar."

Book that.

Yu Chaoci couldn't bear it anymore, so he immediately grabbed Lu Tashan's deceptive face with his hands, pulling it to both sides like a Shiba dog. "Look, this face looks like a Shiba Inu, no wonder this mouth can't speak human words."

Lu Tashan hastily put down his wine glass, raised his hand to pinch Yu Chaoci's lips, and pinched the two thin lips into the shape of a duckbill: "What a wonderful person, but it's a pity that he has a mouth."

"Received in anger!" Yu Chaoci muttered with a bulging face.

"You let it go first." Even though he was scratched, Lu Tashan's words were still clear.Normally, he wouldn't play around with children like this, but after drinking a little wine today, his behavior became a bit out of the ordinary.

"Anger first!"

Lu Tashan believed it was true and let go first.However, the person opposite was a rogue, and he would not let go of his face.Lu Tashan was so angry that he stretched out his hands and grabbed the opponent's waist, turning him around forcibly.

"Hahaha——" The waist was inadvertently pinched, and Yu Chaoci was itchy, trying to forcefully free himself from these big hands.But he pinched Lu Tashan's face so that it turned slightly red. Now that his weakness is caught by the opponent, the opponent will definitely not let go. "Don't scratch!"

"You owe too much."

Yu Chaoci frantically struggled to free himself, but the more he struggled to free himself from the itchy flesh on his waist, the more severe the attack became.In desperation, he scratched back with his hands, and scratched hard when he caught one place.

Obviously, the waist is also Lu Tashan's weakness.So Lu Tashan dodged it sideways, stood up and turned his hands to hug him forcefully, trying not to let Yu Chaoci touch his waist.

As a result, Lu Tashan seemed to be hugging a big carp that had just been caught, and the carp was thumping vigorously in his hands.

But after bouncing around for a while, Yu Chaoci calmed down, with a frozen smile on his face.He would stop because he felt that this embrace seemed a little familiar, the solid feeling of being firmly held in his arms, and the thick feeling of Lu Tashan's chest reminded him of the night he met at the edge of the square. Tiga Altman leather case teacher.

He recalled the male god who was tightly wrapped in a leather case, and then recalled the Lu Tashan who had just come out of the bath that he accidentally saw before, and suddenly had a strange guess.

That night, he never contacted Lu Tashan.

In the morning after that night, Lu Tashan, who didn't even talk about winter swimming, had a fever for the first time.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that everything seemed to be connected. A pair of light gray pupils kept turning in the eye sockets, and his heart beat faster and faster.

As his heartbeat became more violent, his eyes seemed to be attracted by the thorny rose in front of him, and he suddenly couldn't move away, and his tossing hands began to be at a loss.

That Dijia, is it Lu Tashan?

If yes, why do you want to do this?

is not it……

However, just when he was dreaming, the thorny rose holding him suddenly laughed.There was a hint of slyness and a hint of malice in this smile.

Afterwards, he was hugged by Lu Tashan and turned around in a big circle.

Lu Tashan's steps were light and gorgeous, like dancing a waltz on the dance floor.

Yu Chaoci didn't feel the danger coming, and even wanted to put his arms around the other's neck, but before he could make a move, he suddenly felt that the hands holding him were loosened, and he suddenly fell from Lu Tashan's arms. drop.

In astonishment, he fell into the swimming pool with a "bang", causing a large splash.

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Shan Shanzi: It's not a girlfriend, it's just bitten by a bug, it's fine.