Homophobia for a long time seems to be more likely to attract boyfriends

Yu Chaoci was extremely embarrassed.

Dare to Love yesterday, they sent well-prepared gifts to Yu Wenzhan, arranged age-related fireworks, and held an ingenious small birthday party at sea, but they left out a birthday star in the cold.

So, when he dragged Lu Tashan out of the room yesterday, the pile of gift boxes he saw were birthday presents from other people?

But he couldn't even imagine that the two people with extremely different personalities would have the same birthday.

Yu Wenzhan's flowers and peacocks are so flirtatious. If he is really boring, this person may even talk about the beards of the little white mouse he pricked yesterday, because he is afraid that others will not know what happened around him.Compared with Lu Tashan, he didn't say this or that, as long as he held back beforehand, he couldn't make a sound when he was beaten with three sticks.

"Why don't you say it? Most people will mention it properly when it's their birthday." So Lu Tashan's face was full of displeasure since the birthday party, and this was the reason.

"You didn't ask."

"Aren't you too arrogant, you can't tell without asking? Tell the four of you to be happy together."

Lu Tashan supported his face with one hand, looked out the window at the fast-moving street lights, and said, "Well, after I told you, Professor Yuwen got a birthday present but didn't prepare it for me, wouldn't you be embarrassed? I am It's kind of embarrassing."

What's the matter with this sense of sight of a child throwing a temper tantrum?

"Isn't there still a supplement?"

"But it's over, it's over, and it's meaningless to give it back, it's just asking for it."

Well, the young master is losing his temper.

He opened the social platform and took a look. Mivanluu's official account did post a message celebrating the brand's founder's birthday in the early hours of yesterday. There were also many girlfriend fans wishing her well, along with receipts for ordering clothes and bags.

The pile of presents in the room was very conspicuous, and the congratulations on the social network were overwhelming, but he didn't pay attention to it. None of the three of him, brother, and brother Yuwen paid attention.

The young master, who is used to being admired by everyone, has a thin skin and is used to accepting other people's blessings when the time comes. He really can't bear to tell others that today is his birthday.

"You're blaming others if you don't say it yourself." Yu Chaoci muttered, and then told the driver, "Uncle Yang, return to Chengxin and go to Dasha Street, I want to buy something."

"Okay, young master."

The car stopped at a corner of the square. Yu Chaoci opened the door and got off the car, and told the people in the car: "I'll be back in a while. Uncle Yang, I had some wine just now, please take care of me."

"Do you want me to accompany you? You also drank." Master Yang said worriedly.

"Buying something can cause a lot of trouble. It may take some time, don't rush me." Yu Chaoci shook his phone and left.

The whole city slowly quieted down in the early morning, and the two people in the car waited for more than half an hour.

"What are you doing, young master? Why don't you come now?" Uncle Yang muttered in the driver's seat, ready to get out of the car to find someone.

Lu Tashan No. 16 opened the dialog box on the phone, but like the previous few times, he typed a line this time, and just as he was about to press send, he deleted all the words.

Just as he finished deleting the words, the car door was opened, and Yu Chaoci sat back in his seat with a box in his hand, and said, "Return to Chengxin."

"Young master, if you go down this road, you will go to Lanting Garden first. When the time comes, will you get off the car and go home first, or go to Chengxin to send Mr. Lu back and then come back?"

Yu Chaoci said: "Go directly to Chengxin, sleep there today, anyway, brother is not at home."

"What are you doing?" Lu Tashan, who had been silent for more than half an hour, finally spoke.

"I don't care what Sokuan is doing, he's gone to do something boring." Yu Chaoci also looked out the window and said.

Lu Tashan glanced at Yu Chaoci's side, but the light in the back seat was too dim for him to see what it was.Thinking about it had nothing to do with him, so he continued to choose to remain silent all the way, and was finally sent to the gate of Lingjing Building by Uncle Yang.

After opening the door and getting out of the car, Lu Tashan simply and politely said goodbye, and entered the Lingjing Building.

"Uncle Yang." When Master Yang was about to turn around and go to Yu Chaoci's room in Chengxin, Yu Chaoci stopped him, "Don't go to bed yet, I'll go to the restaurant."

"What are you doing there in the middle of the night?"

When Lu Tashan returned to 0506, he saw Xiao Yugan sitting at the door as soon as he opened the door.

Xiao Yugan walked around his trouser legs, then rubbed his cheek against his trouser leg, meowing softly.

He picked up the dried fish and kissed the cat's head, then began to undress and wash.

It was probably because I was too drunk and my mind was not sober just now, that's why I said something that sounded stupid in the car.Now that he was washed with cold water, he was much more awake.

After being watered awake, he lost all sleepiness and simply drew on a tablet.However, not long after painting, the doorbell of the room was rang.

Yu Chaoci was carrying a boxy box with an insulated box in his hands. Seeing that the door was not opened after ringing the bell once, he rang again.With Lu Tashan's speed, he must have just finished taking a shower, and he should not have slept, so he came here now.

Just when he was wondering whether the other party had fallen asleep, the door was opened.Lu Tashan opened a crack in the door, but there was a safety chain between the door and the door frame, so he couldn't get in at all.

"Aren't you going to bed so late? I'm about to go to bed." At this time, Lu Tashan didn't wear the pair of platinum-framed glasses that made him look gentle, so the sharpness between his eyebrows and eyes was undisguised. , although he only said a word lightly, but every word of this sentence reveals indifference.

"Oh, thinking you've been away for so long, Xiao Yugan can't eat canned food, so I sent something to Xiao Yugan." Yu Chaoci shouted into the door, "Little Yugan, you can eat canned food .”

Xiao Yugan, who had just started his nightlife, immediately got out from the crack of the door, and walked around Yu Chaoci's trouser legs with his tail cocked.

"Tsk." Lu Tashan was a little dissatisfied.

The little traitor.

"Either let me go in and feed the cat, or I'll take the cat away for two days." According to his understanding, the maximum time that Lu Tashan can endure is one day. If he doesn't see the cat for more than one day, the designer will behave Slight nervousness, for example... He keeps suggesting that he can return the cat in his Moments.

Sure enough, after using his trump card, Lu Tashan released the safety bolt.

Yu Chaoci walked in contentedly, and took a pack of quail from his pocket to freeze-dry for Xiaoyu to chew.

"Can I go back after feeding the dried fish? Or are you going to sleep on the sofa?"

"Don't you have any eyesight, didn't you see that there are other things in my hand?" Yu Chaoci rolled his eyes obliquely upwards, sat down on the sofa, and pushed the lunch box on the coffee table. "I didn't even look at how much you ate at the birthday party, so I went to the restaurant to make you something."

"I brushed my teeth, don't eat."

Yu Chaoci was so angry that he ground his back molars, opened the lid of the box and said, "I have longevity noodles for my birthday. Brother Yuwen doesn't have them, but you have them. Now make them up, do you want to eat them or not?"

Lu Tashan followed his movements and saw a roll of brightly colored noodles in the lunch box. Each noodle seemed to be full of sauce and looked particularly delicious and juicy; on the left side of the noodle roll was a pair of Half-cut soft-boiled eggs, bright red yolk, visually stimulate people's appetite; on the right side of the noodle rolls are instant shrimp meat balls, wagyu beef steak cubes, and western noodles poured with stewed noodle sauce. orchid.

The whole box of noodles is not only exquisitely arranged, but also has a well-matched color and luster. It also has a sweet and sour aroma, wrapped in a little bit of minced garlic and chopped green onion, which is carefully prepared.

"What a high carbohydrate content." A certain designer who records calorie intake for each meal and follows the healthy ratio of carbohydrates, fats and proteins dislikes it.

"I don't like it, so I took it as a supper for the lady on the night shift downstairs, who happened to be hungry." Yu Chaoci's tone was full of indifference.

He was about to take the noodles back as he spoke, but in a blink of an eye, the noodle box was taken away by Lu Tashan.

"It happened to be hungry." Lu Tashan subconsciously picked up the chopsticks with his left hand, but he seemed to have been told that being left-handed is a mistake, so he took the chopsticks to his right hand again.

A mouthful of moderately hot, sweet and sour braised noodles is smoothly sucked into the mouth, instantly arousing people's appetite.After Lu Tashan savored the sour and sweet stewed noodles carefully, he ate several mouthfuls in a row, disregarding the usual dining etiquette, and didn't even bother to lick off the honey-colored stewed noodle juice that was slightly smeared on his lips.

"Sure enough, the essence of human beings is really delicious." Watching Lu Tashan finish the longevity noodles in a few mouthfuls, Yu Chaoci couldn't help muttering, and then poured a glass of lemonade that had been prepared on the coffee table all year round. "The taste is okay? I'm not sure whether you like it or not, so I only burned a little bit, and the food can't be wasted."

"Barely enough to eat." Lu Tashan took the lemonade to clear his mouth smoothly.

Cut, it's not good to be so fast?

Yu Chaoci turned around and came to the entrance, and opened the paper box that was placed on the cabinet in the entrance.There was a fruit cake in the carton. He spent several times the extra money at Miss McLean to make the three pastry chefs who were about to get off work work overtime to make it. It was hard earned.While Lu Tashan was still sitting on the sofa in a daze, he lit candles and turned off all the lights in the room through his mobile phone.

The sudden darkness made Lu Tashan look back quickly.In the darkness, he saw Yu Chaoci, whose lower half of his face was illuminated by candles, walking towards him holding a six-inch birthday cake.

"Miss Mai Le's desserts are hard to buy. Members need to make an appointment to buy them." Yu Chaoci put the cake on the coffee table, "Although it's a few hours late, it's barely a birthday cake. Blow out the candles for a while." Make a wish."

"You didn't wish me a happy birthday either," Lu Tashan said.

"Happy birthday, young master." Yu Chaoci said loudly, "Why are you so hard to serve?"

"Blowing out candles and making wishes is childish."

"I think you were more childish when you got angry because no one told you happy birthday. You can't brag." Someone Yu became irritable again.

Lu Tashan closed his eyes and made a wish, then blew out the candle in one breath.

A circle of dim lights came on as soon as the candles went out.

After eating something salty, the brain always has the idea of ​​eating something sweet.So Lu Tashan cut a quarter of the cake very consciously, and gave the other quarter to Yu Chaoci.However, just as he was about to eat, he felt a sudden chill on his face.

Knowing that his face had been shaved with cream, Lu Tashan, who had a surprised expression on his face, was so funny, Yu Chaoci couldn't hold back, and immediately laughed out loud while holding the cake.

With a dark face, Lu Tashan scraped off the cream on his face, and licked the cream from his fingers into his mouth without any waste.

Yu Chaoci was stunned at the sight of his white fingers wrapped around his lips.However, when he was in a trance, Lu Tashan picked up a big lump of cream and scraped it on his face mercilessly. "What are you doing!" The sticky cream was scraped on his face, making him hop his feet in anger.

Lu Tashan took a mouthful of the fluffy cake and said vaguely, "Reciprocity is a gift."

"Reciprocity, you make such a big mess!" He hurriedly scraped off the cream on his face and ate it, regardless of whether his face was clean. "I think you're out to retaliate." As he spoke, he picked up a bigger lump of cream to fight back.

But normal people would hide, and Lu Tashan reacted particularly quickly.

Perhaps it was because the alcohol on the yacht hadn't been completely metabolized, and the cerebellum was affected by the alcohol, which caused Yu Chaoci's body to be unstable.As a result, the person he should have met avoided with a swift figure, and he swooped forward without any surprise.Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, but Lu Tashan grabbed the clothes around his waist violently, and was pulled back abruptly.

Due to inertia, he bumped towards Lu Tashan on the sofa, and because there was still cream in his hand, he subconsciously withdrew his hand to avoid rubbing Lu Tashan's pajamas, so he made a solid "bang" With a sound, he threw himself on Lu Tashan. "How grown up, is it fun to jump around?" Lu Tashan's hoarse voice came from next to his ear.

"You won't be like this if you don't hide. Why are you hiding!" He cursed in a low voice, put one hand on the other's waist, and raised the other hand, afraid that the cream would rub off on the place other than his hand, and nervously jumped out of Lu Tashan's arms. looked up.

In an instant, the two eyes met.

The light was dim, and Lu Tashan's eyes were gentle and tender.

Yu Chaoci couldn't explain any reason why he would always be attracted to these eyes unintentionally.This attraction was like a powerful impetus, causing his heart to start beating strongly, and the blood in his whole body to flow faster.

Lu Tashan swallowed his throat lightly, and the hands around him couldn't help tightening, his breath trembled slightly, spraying lightly on his fair cheeks.

The face in front of him seemed to be the perfect creation of the Creator. Sometimes no matter how fiercely he quarreled with Lu Tashan, his anger would disappear after a while.He also thought about the reason, but after thinking about it, it seems that it can only be because this face does not make people feel very generous.

With an aesthetic gaze, his gaze gradually shifted from Lu Tashan's eyes to his cheeks, followed by his lips that were soaked in body fluid and had a little gloss.These lips always speak cold words, which can make people half-dead, but they are really beautiful.

He held his breath, his Adam's apple rolled uncontrollably due to the effect of alcohol, and as if his body was not controlled by his brain, he moved a little closer to Lu Tashan.Then, his eyes met Lu Tashan again, and the itching all over his body made him feel like thousands of ants were crawling over his skin, as if his heart was being gently scratched by a small fish.

The spontaneous desire and urgency made Yu Chaoci shift his gaze to Lu Tashan's lips again, then turned his head slightly, and his lips slowly moved towards Lu Tashan's while his heart was beating violently.

The author has something to say:

There is no such thing as a wise man when he is drunk.

Brother Xiaoyu who is dominated by orcs is an lsp, no, a small SP, he seems to have forgotten that he is homophobic.