Jungle is super annoying
Chapter 3
He Di actually doesn't like drinking Pepsi very much.
It wasn't like the heated debate on the Internet, which insisted on distinguishing which one is the toilet cleaner, Pepsi or Kekou. He Di simply thought that Pepsi was too sweet, and it tasted a little tired.
But right now I took all of it to the training room, and I was too lazy to go back to the kitchen to change it. I just drank and didn't want to, and I was still very thirsty.
Very confused.
When he was about to stare at the hole in the Pepsi bottle, Xu Qiao glanced at him, picked up the Pepsi, went to the kitchen to change the bottle for him, put it on the table, and said angrily: "You will die of laziness sooner or later."
"Thank you." He Di took a big sip contentedly.
"Double row?" Xu Qiao asked.
"Forget it," He Di touched his pocket, "I bought two boxes of underwear, and I have to put them upstairs, it's inconvenient to carry them in my pocket."
Xu Qiao stared at him, staring at him calmly.
A few minutes later, Xu Qiao knocked down the armrest of his gaming chair: "You fucking move!"
"Forget it," He Di hiccupped, "I can take it back together when I go back to the dormitory later."
Xu Qiao didn't want to be bothered with him anymore, so she turned her head and went to the assistant duo with a speechless face.
Zhou You calmed down in the toilet for a long time.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw He Di standing behind him. The shock was too great. His heartbeat was still a little too fast at the moment, as if he was about to die suddenly in the next second.
He Di.
Live He Di.
Zhou You propped himself up on the sink, and involuntarily increased the strength of his fingers, pressing his fingertips until they turned white.
Ever since he found out that he could come to TNG, Zhou You's heart has never been down in the atmosphere, constantly doing psychological work for himself.
Isn't it just to see He Di alive and be his teammate?What's there to be nervous about?Didn't I come here for this?
Do not be nervous.
calm down.
Zhou You stood at the door of the training room, took a few deep breaths before walking in, didn't look at He Di again, but sat directly on his seat, clicked to start swimming and entered the queue.
He Di's hanbok queue at the moment, the high-scoring game is relatively slow, and he has nothing to do to pass the time. After staring at Xu Qiao's screen for a while, he turned his head to stare at Zhou You's screen.
The music of the banned hero was a bit dull and serious, Zhou You pursed his lips, and banned a jungle hero casually, and then chose his best leopard girl, swallowed nervously, his Adam's apple slid up and down unnaturally.
He Di was looking at his screen.
The account Zhou You got was a super account issued by the club, and the hidden score was quite high. The opponents he ranked were all of the same level, but his own top laner seemed to be not very good. Blood has erupted on the side.
The bottom lane was solo killed just after helping him beat the red buf on the top lane, which is not very good news for Zhou You.
The top lane is different from the middle lane. You can still get back after being single-killed a few times in the middle lane. The pawn line in the top lane is too long. Even if the top lane is in time to tp back to the level, it has already been suppressed. Later, I will travel around and go to the upper river to fight river crabs. Sometimes it is very likely to be targeted by the opposing jungler.
He Di moved towards Zhou You's side, the distance between them was actually quite far, from his point of view the screen was a bit reflective, only after moving over could he see the whole picture clearly.
Zhou You didn't stop for a second after hitting the red buff. After learning w, he jumped into the dragon pit from above the little dragon, and then crossed the river to jump on top of the grass on the bottom road.
As long as the opponent's support has no nerves to look in the grass at the second level, Zhou You's wave will invade the opponent's wild area without anyone noticing, but this is a very classic leopard girl's anti-jungle position, and the opponent's jungler may not know it .
Leopard girl squatted in the grass for a while, probably waiting for the wild monsters to lower the blood volume of the opponent, and then made a prediction Q to the dark wild area——
He Di raised his eyebrows.
bingo.
Zhou You walked a few steps outside, turned into a leopard form and pounced on it with a W, the opposite jungler punished the wild monster to recover blood, but the blood volume was too low, he was forced to hand over the flash, Zhou You chased the flash, and then turned into a human form , Ping A plus red buff to accept this head.
This can be regarded as the basic operation and invasion route of the leopard female player. He Di has seen it many times when playing low-end rounds. However... in the absence of vision, the skill is purely predicting the operation of hitting the enemy It's cool to watch a few times.
After taking the head, Zhou You didn't give up on invading the wild area, he chased the opponent's jungler like a bandit, and after killing him, he searched the jungle area, as if the opponent's jungler owed him money.
The record is okay.
Zhou You pressed the tab to look at his record of not dying once, moved the cursor to it and shook it twice before releasing the tab button, and when he went back to the city to buy equipment, he quietly glanced at He Di from the corner of his eye.
He Di didn't look at him anymore, but drove his hero to the wild area, probably to play a first-level regiment.
Zhou You pursed his lips, and his mind finally calmed down a little. He no longer obsessed with chasing and killing the opponent's jungler, but began to spread this advantage to the lane.
He Di didn't look at him anymore, it wouldn't be interesting for him to chase after people to fight and show off.
Once the advantage of the wild area is extended to the online, the rhythm of the whole game will be revitalized. When Zhou You wins, He Di has already fallen into a disadvantage. There is a quarrel in the bottom lane, and the support directly starts to give away kills.
He Di clicked his tongue a little irritably, he didn't seem to have won any ranking in the past two days.
No matter how you play, carry or assist teammates, there is no way to win.
Hit your mother.
He Di took a look at the support that had been sent to 0/7, and reported him as soon as the game ended.
He took a sip of Coca-Cola, and just as he was about to order another round, he realized that Zhou You had also finished playing. He didn't start the game at the moment, so he clicked on the damage calculation interface and looked at something seriously. He Di glanced, Zhou You's damage was the highest overall .
"Double row?" Zhou You suddenly glanced at him.
"I'm playing Hanbok," He Di said, "The king doesn't allow duo."
Zhou You pursed his lips, remained silent, closed the damage calculation interface, and said after a while: "Don't you have a number of drills?"
"How do you know?" He Di was a little surprised.
"...The Zhangmeng saw it." Zhou You turned his head and whispered.
He Di was silent for a while. Now the editor of League of Legends seems to have nothing to write. Players have to write about how much they lose in the promotion match, so as to earn some traffic, which makes people more or less speechless.
"Okay." He Di responded and changed the number.
Over there, Xu Qiao and the assistant had just finished a fight, and the two started a very serious and loud dispute over the question of "Does the narcissism of elementary school students belong to pedophilia or homosexuality?" Shangdan Cheng Mingyun joined the discussion.
Zhou You glanced at them, and when he looked back, he found that He Di's expression was very calm, with a look of indifference: "It's nothing, they often get sick, they just haven't taken their medicine."
"Oh." Zhou You replied.
"Don't worry." He Di said.
"Huh?" Zhou You looked at his screen.
"I came to train after taking medicine." He Di said seriously.
After he finished speaking, he took a look at Zhou You, and found that this person didn't smile, but indifferently entered his ID in the column of adding friends, and Zhou You's friend application immediately popped up on He Di's screen.
It's quite cold.
He Di twitched the corner of his mouth, didn't say much, added friends and went directly to the room to start the game, didn't see Zhou You let go of the mouse, and wiped his sweat on his pants.
The first round of Canyon Drill was lined up quite quickly, and both of them reached their positions. He Di looked at the lineup and chose heroes, while Zhou You followed the heroes he was familiar with.
This was the first game he played with Zhou You, and He Di didn't expect any tacit understanding or linkage between the two of them.
He just saw that Zhou You probably belonged to the carnivorous jungler. To put it bluntly, he likes to invade and chase the opponent's jungler to fight fiercely. His teammates must be ready to support at any time.
He Di controlled the line, and was about to take a look at Zhou You's wild clearing route, when a signal suddenly appeared on the line.
After Zhou You brushed the buff, he rushed to the middle lane to gank...didn't go to invade?
He Di quickly reacted, pretending to make a mistake in positioning to deceive the opponent's single skill, Zhou You jumped out of the grass, caught the opponent's single by surprise, and finally gave the head to He Di.
After pushing this wave of lanes, Zhou You also just finished playing the river crab. Not long after, the opposing mid laner went online, He Di reached the lane, and Zhou You sent a signal "on the way" to the mid lane.
He Di couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and cooperated with Zhou You to get the mid laner's head again.
Although it's just a game, He Di's hidden score is quite high, and the opponents in the queue are not good. Zhou You can catch one right... I can only say that his gank route is really weird.
The coach didn't know when he wandered behind Zhou You, watching Zhou You's operation intently.
TNG's coaches often run behind the players to watch their ranks, but they don't make any noise to interfere, and they don't feel like being pointed at when playing chess in the park. Zhou You played very attentively and didn't notice the coach's arrival. .
The second blue buff was about to be refreshed. He cut the screen to look at He Di, who had the absolute right of the line in the middle, and sent a signal: "Come and get the blue."
"Okay." He Di replied.
Going back to the line, the pawn line just pushed over.
Zhou You went around the middle lane again after he had beaten the river crab. He turned around and went to the opposite jungle area without finding a chance, killed the opponent jungler to vent his anger, and then started to fight the canyon vanguard.
When He Di's wave of lines pushed past, he ran directly to the river grass in the middle road to release the canyon vanguard, then turned around and went to the top road again, He Di said, "Put it in the middle road?"
"You don't have the right to go on the road," Zhou You said without changing his expression, "It's free if you let it go."
He Di Qieping went over to see that he had already pushed the pawn line under the opposite tower, and he had eaten the top order of two layers of tapes alone, a little shocked.
This is also called no line right?
The new jungler's understanding of the game is really unique.
Before he could finish his shock, the tapi money had already been obtained, and He Di's hand was a bit fatter than he could have imagined.
The coach raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.
When fighting the big dragon, He Di died because of the previous wave of team battles. Zhou You frantically signaled to his teammates to let them let go of the bloody dragon. He Di set up a big dragon buff.
fuck you.
He Di gasped.
I have never been treated like this in my life.
Even if it was his former jungler who often duoed with him, the relationship was so good that they could be each other's fathers, and they wouldn't even have to wait for him to be resurrected to fight a big dragon.
Under normal circumstances, it would be pretty good for a jungler to catch a few waves, not to mention a jungler like Zhou You who catches people and doesn't touch the pawn line and just helps push. It's like chasing He Di with a bowl and shouting goodbye While running, he opened his mouth and poured food into it.
Eat, eat fat, you must give me the sense of sight of carry in this game.
After a fight, He Di carried the whole field, with the highest kill and economy, the highest damage, the most assists by Zhou You, and the highest damage resistance. A jungler ran out of the loop in the middle lane, and directly typed in the opposite middle lane to ask: What the hell? Killed your father?Catch me like this?
Zhou You directly blocked him.
Fuck it.
He Di had played mid laner for six or seven years, and had never been treated like this by a jungler. He was a little dazed for a while, watching the settlement interface without clicking on the next move.
Just ask, who wouldn't want such a squatting middle jungler!
Seeing that he didn't come in for a long time, Zhou You didn't know what he didn't do well just now, he couldn't hold back for a long time, his voice was a little tense when he spoke, and he asked stiffly: "Stop beating?"
"Hit!" He Di said flattered.
It wasn't like the heated debate on the Internet, which insisted on distinguishing which one is the toilet cleaner, Pepsi or Kekou. He Di simply thought that Pepsi was too sweet, and it tasted a little tired.
But right now I took all of it to the training room, and I was too lazy to go back to the kitchen to change it. I just drank and didn't want to, and I was still very thirsty.
Very confused.
When he was about to stare at the hole in the Pepsi bottle, Xu Qiao glanced at him, picked up the Pepsi, went to the kitchen to change the bottle for him, put it on the table, and said angrily: "You will die of laziness sooner or later."
"Thank you." He Di took a big sip contentedly.
"Double row?" Xu Qiao asked.
"Forget it," He Di touched his pocket, "I bought two boxes of underwear, and I have to put them upstairs, it's inconvenient to carry them in my pocket."
Xu Qiao stared at him, staring at him calmly.
A few minutes later, Xu Qiao knocked down the armrest of his gaming chair: "You fucking move!"
"Forget it," He Di hiccupped, "I can take it back together when I go back to the dormitory later."
Xu Qiao didn't want to be bothered with him anymore, so she turned her head and went to the assistant duo with a speechless face.
Zhou You calmed down in the toilet for a long time.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw He Di standing behind him. The shock was too great. His heartbeat was still a little too fast at the moment, as if he was about to die suddenly in the next second.
He Di.
Live He Di.
Zhou You propped himself up on the sink, and involuntarily increased the strength of his fingers, pressing his fingertips until they turned white.
Ever since he found out that he could come to TNG, Zhou You's heart has never been down in the atmosphere, constantly doing psychological work for himself.
Isn't it just to see He Di alive and be his teammate?What's there to be nervous about?Didn't I come here for this?
Do not be nervous.
calm down.
Zhou You stood at the door of the training room, took a few deep breaths before walking in, didn't look at He Di again, but sat directly on his seat, clicked to start swimming and entered the queue.
He Di's hanbok queue at the moment, the high-scoring game is relatively slow, and he has nothing to do to pass the time. After staring at Xu Qiao's screen for a while, he turned his head to stare at Zhou You's screen.
The music of the banned hero was a bit dull and serious, Zhou You pursed his lips, and banned a jungle hero casually, and then chose his best leopard girl, swallowed nervously, his Adam's apple slid up and down unnaturally.
He Di was looking at his screen.
The account Zhou You got was a super account issued by the club, and the hidden score was quite high. The opponents he ranked were all of the same level, but his own top laner seemed to be not very good. Blood has erupted on the side.
The bottom lane was solo killed just after helping him beat the red buf on the top lane, which is not very good news for Zhou You.
The top lane is different from the middle lane. You can still get back after being single-killed a few times in the middle lane. The pawn line in the top lane is too long. Even if the top lane is in time to tp back to the level, it has already been suppressed. Later, I will travel around and go to the upper river to fight river crabs. Sometimes it is very likely to be targeted by the opposing jungler.
He Di moved towards Zhou You's side, the distance between them was actually quite far, from his point of view the screen was a bit reflective, only after moving over could he see the whole picture clearly.
Zhou You didn't stop for a second after hitting the red buff. After learning w, he jumped into the dragon pit from above the little dragon, and then crossed the river to jump on top of the grass on the bottom road.
As long as the opponent's support has no nerves to look in the grass at the second level, Zhou You's wave will invade the opponent's wild area without anyone noticing, but this is a very classic leopard girl's anti-jungle position, and the opponent's jungler may not know it .
Leopard girl squatted in the grass for a while, probably waiting for the wild monsters to lower the blood volume of the opponent, and then made a prediction Q to the dark wild area——
He Di raised his eyebrows.
bingo.
Zhou You walked a few steps outside, turned into a leopard form and pounced on it with a W, the opposite jungler punished the wild monster to recover blood, but the blood volume was too low, he was forced to hand over the flash, Zhou You chased the flash, and then turned into a human form , Ping A plus red buff to accept this head.
This can be regarded as the basic operation and invasion route of the leopard female player. He Di has seen it many times when playing low-end rounds. However... in the absence of vision, the skill is purely predicting the operation of hitting the enemy It's cool to watch a few times.
After taking the head, Zhou You didn't give up on invading the wild area, he chased the opponent's jungler like a bandit, and after killing him, he searched the jungle area, as if the opponent's jungler owed him money.
The record is okay.
Zhou You pressed the tab to look at his record of not dying once, moved the cursor to it and shook it twice before releasing the tab button, and when he went back to the city to buy equipment, he quietly glanced at He Di from the corner of his eye.
He Di didn't look at him anymore, but drove his hero to the wild area, probably to play a first-level regiment.
Zhou You pursed his lips, and his mind finally calmed down a little. He no longer obsessed with chasing and killing the opponent's jungler, but began to spread this advantage to the lane.
He Di didn't look at him anymore, it wouldn't be interesting for him to chase after people to fight and show off.
Once the advantage of the wild area is extended to the online, the rhythm of the whole game will be revitalized. When Zhou You wins, He Di has already fallen into a disadvantage. There is a quarrel in the bottom lane, and the support directly starts to give away kills.
He Di clicked his tongue a little irritably, he didn't seem to have won any ranking in the past two days.
No matter how you play, carry or assist teammates, there is no way to win.
Hit your mother.
He Di took a look at the support that had been sent to 0/7, and reported him as soon as the game ended.
He took a sip of Coca-Cola, and just as he was about to order another round, he realized that Zhou You had also finished playing. He didn't start the game at the moment, so he clicked on the damage calculation interface and looked at something seriously. He Di glanced, Zhou You's damage was the highest overall .
"Double row?" Zhou You suddenly glanced at him.
"I'm playing Hanbok," He Di said, "The king doesn't allow duo."
Zhou You pursed his lips, remained silent, closed the damage calculation interface, and said after a while: "Don't you have a number of drills?"
"How do you know?" He Di was a little surprised.
"...The Zhangmeng saw it." Zhou You turned his head and whispered.
He Di was silent for a while. Now the editor of League of Legends seems to have nothing to write. Players have to write about how much they lose in the promotion match, so as to earn some traffic, which makes people more or less speechless.
"Okay." He Di responded and changed the number.
Over there, Xu Qiao and the assistant had just finished a fight, and the two started a very serious and loud dispute over the question of "Does the narcissism of elementary school students belong to pedophilia or homosexuality?" Shangdan Cheng Mingyun joined the discussion.
Zhou You glanced at them, and when he looked back, he found that He Di's expression was very calm, with a look of indifference: "It's nothing, they often get sick, they just haven't taken their medicine."
"Oh." Zhou You replied.
"Don't worry." He Di said.
"Huh?" Zhou You looked at his screen.
"I came to train after taking medicine." He Di said seriously.
After he finished speaking, he took a look at Zhou You, and found that this person didn't smile, but indifferently entered his ID in the column of adding friends, and Zhou You's friend application immediately popped up on He Di's screen.
It's quite cold.
He Di twitched the corner of his mouth, didn't say much, added friends and went directly to the room to start the game, didn't see Zhou You let go of the mouse, and wiped his sweat on his pants.
The first round of Canyon Drill was lined up quite quickly, and both of them reached their positions. He Di looked at the lineup and chose heroes, while Zhou You followed the heroes he was familiar with.
This was the first game he played with Zhou You, and He Di didn't expect any tacit understanding or linkage between the two of them.
He just saw that Zhou You probably belonged to the carnivorous jungler. To put it bluntly, he likes to invade and chase the opponent's jungler to fight fiercely. His teammates must be ready to support at any time.
He Di controlled the line, and was about to take a look at Zhou You's wild clearing route, when a signal suddenly appeared on the line.
After Zhou You brushed the buff, he rushed to the middle lane to gank...didn't go to invade?
He Di quickly reacted, pretending to make a mistake in positioning to deceive the opponent's single skill, Zhou You jumped out of the grass, caught the opponent's single by surprise, and finally gave the head to He Di.
After pushing this wave of lanes, Zhou You also just finished playing the river crab. Not long after, the opposing mid laner went online, He Di reached the lane, and Zhou You sent a signal "on the way" to the mid lane.
He Di couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and cooperated with Zhou You to get the mid laner's head again.
Although it's just a game, He Di's hidden score is quite high, and the opponents in the queue are not good. Zhou You can catch one right... I can only say that his gank route is really weird.
The coach didn't know when he wandered behind Zhou You, watching Zhou You's operation intently.
TNG's coaches often run behind the players to watch their ranks, but they don't make any noise to interfere, and they don't feel like being pointed at when playing chess in the park. Zhou You played very attentively and didn't notice the coach's arrival. .
The second blue buff was about to be refreshed. He cut the screen to look at He Di, who had the absolute right of the line in the middle, and sent a signal: "Come and get the blue."
"Okay." He Di replied.
Going back to the line, the pawn line just pushed over.
Zhou You went around the middle lane again after he had beaten the river crab. He turned around and went to the opposite jungle area without finding a chance, killed the opponent jungler to vent his anger, and then started to fight the canyon vanguard.
When He Di's wave of lines pushed past, he ran directly to the river grass in the middle road to release the canyon vanguard, then turned around and went to the top road again, He Di said, "Put it in the middle road?"
"You don't have the right to go on the road," Zhou You said without changing his expression, "It's free if you let it go."
He Di Qieping went over to see that he had already pushed the pawn line under the opposite tower, and he had eaten the top order of two layers of tapes alone, a little shocked.
This is also called no line right?
The new jungler's understanding of the game is really unique.
Before he could finish his shock, the tapi money had already been obtained, and He Di's hand was a bit fatter than he could have imagined.
The coach raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.
When fighting the big dragon, He Di died because of the previous wave of team battles. Zhou You frantically signaled to his teammates to let them let go of the bloody dragon. He Di set up a big dragon buff.
fuck you.
He Di gasped.
I have never been treated like this in my life.
Even if it was his former jungler who often duoed with him, the relationship was so good that they could be each other's fathers, and they wouldn't even have to wait for him to be resurrected to fight a big dragon.
Under normal circumstances, it would be pretty good for a jungler to catch a few waves, not to mention a jungler like Zhou You who catches people and doesn't touch the pawn line and just helps push. It's like chasing He Di with a bowl and shouting goodbye While running, he opened his mouth and poured food into it.
Eat, eat fat, you must give me the sense of sight of carry in this game.
After a fight, He Di carried the whole field, with the highest kill and economy, the highest damage, the most assists by Zhou You, and the highest damage resistance. A jungler ran out of the loop in the middle lane, and directly typed in the opposite middle lane to ask: What the hell? Killed your father?Catch me like this?
Zhou You directly blocked him.
Fuck it.
He Di had played mid laner for six or seven years, and had never been treated like this by a jungler. He was a little dazed for a while, watching the settlement interface without clicking on the next move.
Just ask, who wouldn't want such a squatting middle jungler!
Seeing that he didn't come in for a long time, Zhou You didn't know what he didn't do well just now, he couldn't hold back for a long time, his voice was a little tense when he spoke, and he asked stiffly: "Stop beating?"
"Hit!" He Di said flattered.
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