Jungle is super annoying
Chapter 11 Top laner with no morals
The teammates had already arrived in the training room when they were ranking, Xu Qiao sat next to He Di, and was stunned for a while: "What are you laughing at? Is it so funny not to make up the cannon?"
"You don't understand." He Di glanced at him.
Zhou You pursed his lips, and lived like a jungler who had been robbed of more than 80 dragons. After this fight, he even had the urge to report He Di, but the cursor stopped when it moved to the red exclamation mark , I couldn't do it.
After all, it was himself who was ashamed, and He Di just laughed following the development of the story.
"Two more?" He Di looked at him, "I won't laugh anymore."
Zhou You didn't say a word, he got up and went to the kitchen to get a drink, and brought a bottle for He Di by the way, then sat down and ordered another.
Today I made an appointment for a training match. It was about 50:[-] in the afternoon, and the players who finished the rank at around [-]:[-] did not dare to play another one. They were afraid that they would encounter an extreme late game and play for more than [-] minutes before training. The time of the game will delay the training of others.
There was still half an hour left when Zhou You and the others finished playing. After going to the toilet, they came back and listened to the coach's arrangement of today's training tasks - they were going to practice a new set of games today.
The schedule for the Spring Split has been released. TNG and NK, who had good results and popularity last year, will play the opening match. This means that Zhou You will meet He Di's former jungler in his first match in the LPL.
The LPL official Weibo has already warmed up the game for several days. He Di and Chen Ge, the middle and field partners who have been partners for three years, are separated. It is also a highlight to meet again as an enemy. The performance of Zhou You, a rookie, is another highlight. ——It just so happened that the training match they had arranged for today happened to be against NK, and everything formed a closed loop by coincidence.
The players logged into their own accounts, but one player from NK hadn't come in yet, and the rank hadn't ended yet, so the players on both sides entered the room and started chatting in the dialog box. As soon as Chen Ge entered the room, he sent a sentence: Last night I Do you know all the private messages on Weibo are from the two of you?
He Di:?who?
Chen Ge: You, Zhou You, the picture of you two holding hands is all over my private messages.
He Di: Don't bark.
Chen Ge: It's a little sour.
He Di laughed, and continued to reply: The acid is not yours, so save yourself some vinegar^^.
The other teammates had a great time, and before the training match started, they were crazily raving in the chat box. He Di was too lazy to type, so he put his hand in his pocket to read their rascally.
Cheng Mingyun: I also recorded a video of yesterday's incident, high-definition and uncensored, can you watch it?
Chen Ge: Send it over.
Cheng Mingyun: 50 yuan a piece.
Zhou You stared at the screen for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Cheng Mingyun, Cheng Mingyun also looked up at him as if he had noticed something.
"Why?" Cheng Mingyun asked.
"Video," Zhou You asked in a low voice, "Can you..."
"Send it to you, okay," Cheng Mingyun said, "Insiders, let me give you a discount, five yuan."
Zhou You didn't hesitate at all, and immediately forwarded [-] to Cheng Mingyun, Cheng Mingyun accepted it, and said lightly: "In the group 'TNG Patient Exchange Club', I posted it early in the morning, you can read it yourself."
"Huh?" Zhou You looked at him.
"You never watch the group," Cheng Mingyun snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "In the future, watch the group more, treasure, you can find a lot of little knowledge in the team that you usually don't notice."
"It's so wicked." He Di sighed.
He could hear Cheng Mingyun chatting with Zhou You clearly. These two people, no, it should be said that Cheng Mingyun never thought of lowering his voice, but Zhou You's voice was quite low, like a thief. Loudly, He Di wouldn't know what they were doing.
"Sent him twenty?" He Di looked at Zhou You amusedly.
Zhou You lowered his head and responded vaguely, the corners of his mouth were straightened, he refused to look away from other places, and kept staring at the screen, as if the game had already started.
Cheng Mingyun laughed beside him for a long time, his left face said he had no quality, and his right face said his quality. After a while, Zhou You touched his phone again, clicked on the group of TNG patient exchange club, and scrolled through the chat history.
On weekdays, Cheng Mingyun and Xu Qiao are chatting in the group. When they see any funny jokes or videos, they will send them in directly. Sometimes they will ask in the group if they are asleep, and if they want to get up and order a late-night snack. Zhou You searched through a long chat history before finding the video sent by Cheng Mingyun.
For half a minute, the shooting was not very good, the video was shaking all the time, probably because of the heavy snowstorm at that time, Cheng Mingyun's hands were shivering from the cold, and he could barely see He Di's face, as if he raised his head and said something to himself.
What did you say?
Zhou You couldn't remember.
He sighed, and exited the video regretfully, there was an extra message in the upper left corner, he clicked on it, and it was a red envelope sent by He Di.
Zhou You froze for a moment, subconsciously opened the red envelope with his fingers, and He Di sent him 55.
"Ah." Zhou You turned to look at He Di.
"Ah shit." He Di smiled.
Without saying a word, Zhou You quietly took a screenshot of the red envelope interface, and uploaded it to various clouds to save it. Finally, he put down his phone and rubbed his face, feeling a sense of warmth in his heart.
"What are you doing watching the video?" He Di had watched the video early in the morning and thought it was nothing interesting, "Cheng Mingyun's hands are shaking like he's masturbating too much."
Zhou You didn't speak, and drank his saliva, feeling a little uncontrollably happy in his heart.
He didn't feel anything wrong with Cheng Mingyun cheating on him, and he wouldn't get angry because of this small amount of money, but He Di's actions made him so happy that he wanted to rush out and make a set of colorful sunshine in the open space in the backyard.
Why is it happening like that.
Zhou You took another sip of water, trying to suppress his heart that was about to jump out of his chest.
It's obvious that he has a crush on He Di, so why does it seem like He Di has a crush on him and treats him so well... This must be a blessing from how many parents Xi had in her previous life.
Did He Di treat everyone so well, or just treat him so well?
Not sure.
Zhou You swallowed the water in his glass, went to the kitchen to get a drink, and solemnly placed it on He Di's table.
The photos and videos have been saved. Zhou You plans to collect all the photos of him and He Di in the same frame after the spring game, and print them out after returning home to make a photo album. This trip is worthwhile.
"Hand in your phone," the assistant coach swayed behind, "Hot hands, the training match will start in 10 minutes."
A few people handed over their mobile phones, and when they turned back, they turned on the custom practice hand. He Di and Zhou You started solo. The two manipulated Delevingne to pick up axes from each other in the middle to show friendship. Finally, Zhou You flashed into the grass, very subtly He got stuck in his field of vision and took He Di's head.
He Di didn't say anything, just smiled and exited, and rejoined the room. Two minutes later, the training match officially started.
Generally, in scrims, if you play BO3, you can play all 3 games but not to the end. Most of the time, the disadvantaged side will surrender directly, leaving no traces of the scrims. In this way, only the teams that play scrims with them will know about them. What did you practice.
He Di and the others practiced a new lineup today—it’s actually not new, they’ve practiced the routine several times before, but as the version changed, the coach replaced two of the heroes, and then used the lineup to adjust It's just a trick.
After the game, it was almost [-] o'clock in the evening. After half an hour of rest, the replay began. The analysts and the coaching staff had already listed several particularly serious mistakes and economic distribution points during their games, and the coaches would convey them. After reviewing for a full hour, I took a half-hour break and continued to play rank again.
The coach Yong is a Korean, and he can speak Mandarin well, but he always has a Xinjiang accent. After listening to him finish the game with a Xinjiang accent for an hour, Zhou You felt that his mouth, which was not very good at talking, would make things worse. There is a smell of mutton skewers.
Fortunately, He Di's rank at night is almost always in Hanbok, King Master, there is no duo. Zhou You doesn't have to worry about saying something strange when he duo with him, which will make He Di laugh at him for half an hour.
... Forget it, just laugh.
Zhou You went to the kitchen to get some snacks, brought some for He Di, and put them on his table.
Anyway, He Di looks pretty when he smiles, so smile more.
This week, I had a day off to attend the players' annual meeting. The rank index dropped a lot, and the team members relaxed a lot. When Zhou You sat back, he even saw Cheng Mingyun turned on the live broadcast software and was watching the female anchor.
Zhou You glanced at it twice, but didn't see any meaning. He turned his head to look at his screen, turned his head a little further, looked at He Di, looked at the screen, looked at He Di, and didn't take his eyes off the screen until he entered the game. He Di was torn off.
At a later time, Zhou You and Chen Ge lined up together, and Cheng Mingyun was opposite. As soon as they entered the game, they sent them: Tap to hit TT.
Travel around: 20.
His teammates thought that Zhou You was going to make 20 shots, and they all sent out a friendly and polite "?", only Cheng Mingyun knew that this was a miserable situation for him, and Zhou You wanted to get justice for the 20 yuan.
As expected, Zhou You seems to be living on the upper road, and he comes to the upper road for a walk when he has nothing to do, gank, jump the tower, catch Cheng Mingyun to death, show a dog tag, and then put a hole in his corpse before dancing , mocked very professionally.
"Your procedure," Cheng Mingyun said, "you were often beaten up in Internet cafes before, right?"
Zhou You froze for a moment, then turned to look at He Di.
"What are you looking at?" He Di was a little puzzled, "I never hit you before."
As soon as the words fell, the door of the training room was suddenly pushed open. He You, who had left the training room before the afternoon training match, finally came back. The coach frowned when he saw him. And followed a girl.
"Then what, I'm sorry," He You said, "My girlfriend came to visit me from another place. It was too late, and there were no hotels nearby. I asked her to sleep at the base overnight and told the manager."
Everyone in the training room paused, then nodded and said it was okay, and greeted He You's girlfriend by the way.
He Di frowned slightly, staring at his screen without saying a word.
Because of the addition of a girl in the training room, the atmosphere suddenly became dignified. Everyone suddenly picked up their long-lost qualities and quietly ranked.
When Cheng Mingyun turned off the computer, He Di just turned off the computer. The two looked at each other, walked out of the training room, and sighed tacitly. It's not about the same person.
On the way back to the dormitory, Cheng Mingyun suddenly put his arm on He Di's shoulder, and forcibly found a topic: "I found that you are very good to our jungler?"
"Huh?" He Di recovered and glanced at him.
"Didn't your money go to your kidneys?" Cheng Mingyun said, "Are you willing to give out red envelopes?"
"No," He Di said, "I just don't think he should be allowed to suffer the moral corruption of his teammates."
"That's right." Cheng Mingyun was amused.
He You's voice came from behind, He Di frowned, and quickly let go, and continued to twitch the corner of his mouth, "Zhou You is a very honest kid, and he's easy to deceive. There aren't many such people, so stop fooling around." Him."
Cheng Mingyun stared at him for a while, then nodded: "All right."
"You don't understand." He Di glanced at him.
Zhou You pursed his lips, and lived like a jungler who had been robbed of more than 80 dragons. After this fight, he even had the urge to report He Di, but the cursor stopped when it moved to the red exclamation mark , I couldn't do it.
After all, it was himself who was ashamed, and He Di just laughed following the development of the story.
"Two more?" He Di looked at him, "I won't laugh anymore."
Zhou You didn't say a word, he got up and went to the kitchen to get a drink, and brought a bottle for He Di by the way, then sat down and ordered another.
Today I made an appointment for a training match. It was about 50:[-] in the afternoon, and the players who finished the rank at around [-]:[-] did not dare to play another one. They were afraid that they would encounter an extreme late game and play for more than [-] minutes before training. The time of the game will delay the training of others.
There was still half an hour left when Zhou You and the others finished playing. After going to the toilet, they came back and listened to the coach's arrangement of today's training tasks - they were going to practice a new set of games today.
The schedule for the Spring Split has been released. TNG and NK, who had good results and popularity last year, will play the opening match. This means that Zhou You will meet He Di's former jungler in his first match in the LPL.
The LPL official Weibo has already warmed up the game for several days. He Di and Chen Ge, the middle and field partners who have been partners for three years, are separated. It is also a highlight to meet again as an enemy. The performance of Zhou You, a rookie, is another highlight. ——It just so happened that the training match they had arranged for today happened to be against NK, and everything formed a closed loop by coincidence.
The players logged into their own accounts, but one player from NK hadn't come in yet, and the rank hadn't ended yet, so the players on both sides entered the room and started chatting in the dialog box. As soon as Chen Ge entered the room, he sent a sentence: Last night I Do you know all the private messages on Weibo are from the two of you?
He Di:?who?
Chen Ge: You, Zhou You, the picture of you two holding hands is all over my private messages.
He Di: Don't bark.
Chen Ge: It's a little sour.
He Di laughed, and continued to reply: The acid is not yours, so save yourself some vinegar^^.
The other teammates had a great time, and before the training match started, they were crazily raving in the chat box. He Di was too lazy to type, so he put his hand in his pocket to read their rascally.
Cheng Mingyun: I also recorded a video of yesterday's incident, high-definition and uncensored, can you watch it?
Chen Ge: Send it over.
Cheng Mingyun: 50 yuan a piece.
Zhou You stared at the screen for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Cheng Mingyun, Cheng Mingyun also looked up at him as if he had noticed something.
"Why?" Cheng Mingyun asked.
"Video," Zhou You asked in a low voice, "Can you..."
"Send it to you, okay," Cheng Mingyun said, "Insiders, let me give you a discount, five yuan."
Zhou You didn't hesitate at all, and immediately forwarded [-] to Cheng Mingyun, Cheng Mingyun accepted it, and said lightly: "In the group 'TNG Patient Exchange Club', I posted it early in the morning, you can read it yourself."
"Huh?" Zhou You looked at him.
"You never watch the group," Cheng Mingyun snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "In the future, watch the group more, treasure, you can find a lot of little knowledge in the team that you usually don't notice."
"It's so wicked." He Di sighed.
He could hear Cheng Mingyun chatting with Zhou You clearly. These two people, no, it should be said that Cheng Mingyun never thought of lowering his voice, but Zhou You's voice was quite low, like a thief. Loudly, He Di wouldn't know what they were doing.
"Sent him twenty?" He Di looked at Zhou You amusedly.
Zhou You lowered his head and responded vaguely, the corners of his mouth were straightened, he refused to look away from other places, and kept staring at the screen, as if the game had already started.
Cheng Mingyun laughed beside him for a long time, his left face said he had no quality, and his right face said his quality. After a while, Zhou You touched his phone again, clicked on the group of TNG patient exchange club, and scrolled through the chat history.
On weekdays, Cheng Mingyun and Xu Qiao are chatting in the group. When they see any funny jokes or videos, they will send them in directly. Sometimes they will ask in the group if they are asleep, and if they want to get up and order a late-night snack. Zhou You searched through a long chat history before finding the video sent by Cheng Mingyun.
For half a minute, the shooting was not very good, the video was shaking all the time, probably because of the heavy snowstorm at that time, Cheng Mingyun's hands were shivering from the cold, and he could barely see He Di's face, as if he raised his head and said something to himself.
What did you say?
Zhou You couldn't remember.
He sighed, and exited the video regretfully, there was an extra message in the upper left corner, he clicked on it, and it was a red envelope sent by He Di.
Zhou You froze for a moment, subconsciously opened the red envelope with his fingers, and He Di sent him 55.
"Ah." Zhou You turned to look at He Di.
"Ah shit." He Di smiled.
Without saying a word, Zhou You quietly took a screenshot of the red envelope interface, and uploaded it to various clouds to save it. Finally, he put down his phone and rubbed his face, feeling a sense of warmth in his heart.
"What are you doing watching the video?" He Di had watched the video early in the morning and thought it was nothing interesting, "Cheng Mingyun's hands are shaking like he's masturbating too much."
Zhou You didn't speak, and drank his saliva, feeling a little uncontrollably happy in his heart.
He didn't feel anything wrong with Cheng Mingyun cheating on him, and he wouldn't get angry because of this small amount of money, but He Di's actions made him so happy that he wanted to rush out and make a set of colorful sunshine in the open space in the backyard.
Why is it happening like that.
Zhou You took another sip of water, trying to suppress his heart that was about to jump out of his chest.
It's obvious that he has a crush on He Di, so why does it seem like He Di has a crush on him and treats him so well... This must be a blessing from how many parents Xi had in her previous life.
Did He Di treat everyone so well, or just treat him so well?
Not sure.
Zhou You swallowed the water in his glass, went to the kitchen to get a drink, and solemnly placed it on He Di's table.
The photos and videos have been saved. Zhou You plans to collect all the photos of him and He Di in the same frame after the spring game, and print them out after returning home to make a photo album. This trip is worthwhile.
"Hand in your phone," the assistant coach swayed behind, "Hot hands, the training match will start in 10 minutes."
A few people handed over their mobile phones, and when they turned back, they turned on the custom practice hand. He Di and Zhou You started solo. The two manipulated Delevingne to pick up axes from each other in the middle to show friendship. Finally, Zhou You flashed into the grass, very subtly He got stuck in his field of vision and took He Di's head.
He Di didn't say anything, just smiled and exited, and rejoined the room. Two minutes later, the training match officially started.
Generally, in scrims, if you play BO3, you can play all 3 games but not to the end. Most of the time, the disadvantaged side will surrender directly, leaving no traces of the scrims. In this way, only the teams that play scrims with them will know about them. What did you practice.
He Di and the others practiced a new lineup today—it’s actually not new, they’ve practiced the routine several times before, but as the version changed, the coach replaced two of the heroes, and then used the lineup to adjust It's just a trick.
After the game, it was almost [-] o'clock in the evening. After half an hour of rest, the replay began. The analysts and the coaching staff had already listed several particularly serious mistakes and economic distribution points during their games, and the coaches would convey them. After reviewing for a full hour, I took a half-hour break and continued to play rank again.
The coach Yong is a Korean, and he can speak Mandarin well, but he always has a Xinjiang accent. After listening to him finish the game with a Xinjiang accent for an hour, Zhou You felt that his mouth, which was not very good at talking, would make things worse. There is a smell of mutton skewers.
Fortunately, He Di's rank at night is almost always in Hanbok, King Master, there is no duo. Zhou You doesn't have to worry about saying something strange when he duo with him, which will make He Di laugh at him for half an hour.
... Forget it, just laugh.
Zhou You went to the kitchen to get some snacks, brought some for He Di, and put them on his table.
Anyway, He Di looks pretty when he smiles, so smile more.
This week, I had a day off to attend the players' annual meeting. The rank index dropped a lot, and the team members relaxed a lot. When Zhou You sat back, he even saw Cheng Mingyun turned on the live broadcast software and was watching the female anchor.
Zhou You glanced at it twice, but didn't see any meaning. He turned his head to look at his screen, turned his head a little further, looked at He Di, looked at the screen, looked at He Di, and didn't take his eyes off the screen until he entered the game. He Di was torn off.
At a later time, Zhou You and Chen Ge lined up together, and Cheng Mingyun was opposite. As soon as they entered the game, they sent them: Tap to hit TT.
Travel around: 20.
His teammates thought that Zhou You was going to make 20 shots, and they all sent out a friendly and polite "?", only Cheng Mingyun knew that this was a miserable situation for him, and Zhou You wanted to get justice for the 20 yuan.
As expected, Zhou You seems to be living on the upper road, and he comes to the upper road for a walk when he has nothing to do, gank, jump the tower, catch Cheng Mingyun to death, show a dog tag, and then put a hole in his corpse before dancing , mocked very professionally.
"Your procedure," Cheng Mingyun said, "you were often beaten up in Internet cafes before, right?"
Zhou You froze for a moment, then turned to look at He Di.
"What are you looking at?" He Di was a little puzzled, "I never hit you before."
As soon as the words fell, the door of the training room was suddenly pushed open. He You, who had left the training room before the afternoon training match, finally came back. The coach frowned when he saw him. And followed a girl.
"Then what, I'm sorry," He You said, "My girlfriend came to visit me from another place. It was too late, and there were no hotels nearby. I asked her to sleep at the base overnight and told the manager."
Everyone in the training room paused, then nodded and said it was okay, and greeted He You's girlfriend by the way.
He Di frowned slightly, staring at his screen without saying a word.
Because of the addition of a girl in the training room, the atmosphere suddenly became dignified. Everyone suddenly picked up their long-lost qualities and quietly ranked.
When Cheng Mingyun turned off the computer, He Di just turned off the computer. The two looked at each other, walked out of the training room, and sighed tacitly. It's not about the same person.
On the way back to the dormitory, Cheng Mingyun suddenly put his arm on He Di's shoulder, and forcibly found a topic: "I found that you are very good to our jungler?"
"Huh?" He Di recovered and glanced at him.
"Didn't your money go to your kidneys?" Cheng Mingyun said, "Are you willing to give out red envelopes?"
"No," He Di said, "I just don't think he should be allowed to suffer the moral corruption of his teammates."
"That's right." Cheng Mingyun was amused.
He You's voice came from behind, He Di frowned, and quickly let go, and continued to twitch the corner of his mouth, "Zhou You is a very honest kid, and he's easy to deceive. There aren't many such people, so stop fooling around." Him."
Cheng Mingyun stared at him for a while, then nodded: "All right."
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