Zerg's Golden House Insect

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-----------------The first two years of marriage-------------------

【taste】

"So, you really dress according to the outfit guide?"

Xia En stared at the female worm in despair.On a rare rest day, Lloyd was still wearing a military uniform, which looked like he could hold an emergency military meeting at any time—he didn't like this premonition.

"And you wear military uniforms every day recently, because I said that the new models of those brands are not good-looking?"

"You can never go wrong with a military uniform." Lloyd raised his arms, buttoned his cuff buttons with downcast eyes, "and you like to see me in them."

Can anyone resist the uniform temptation?Sean is skeptical.

In front of the big mirror in the cloakroom, Grand Duke Looster, who dismantled his female emperor and ate him, said domineeringly:

"Franz helped you choose those brands, right? How many years have passed, it should have been changed long ago."

"??"

"You can only wear D&G in the future." Xia En could not refuse, "Tailor-made, never the same style. I will contact Demi. As for what to wear and how to wear it, I have the final say."

【Conditioned reflex】

For the youngest Duke of Looster in history, most of the occasions, the generals of the empire would choose the title "Little Master".

Especially for formal and external occasions, it is "His Excellency the Duke".

When it is more serious or deeply emotional, it is "Xia En".

As for the title of "Lord", which is the worst street in the empire, Lloyd rarely uses it.But it is precisely because it is used too rarely, and the fixed scene is used every time, that once the word is exported, it will bring emotion|□□confusion.

"So, I'm Pavlov's dog now." After another "lord", Xia En murmured.

"What dog?" Lloyd didn't hear clearly.

"See for yourself." Sean spread his legs, arched his waist upwards, and explained the famous human experiment with a face full of resentment.

"..." The admiral of the empire silently moved his gaze away, silently retracted his gaze, and understood in seconds, "Excuse me?"

The male raised his chin horizontally and snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Young master, I will be responsible to the end." At that moment, Lloyd's heart was blessed, and with a snap, he bent one leg and knelt down.

"Oh, 'Positive Reinforcement'..." Xia En laughed, "This is fine."

【pragmatism】

"Lloyd, my ideal type is you. What about you?"

After a hearty "exercise" one day, when Xia En was about to fall asleep in a daze, he suddenly thought of this question.

"..." The female worm did not answer.But the muscles that were attached together trembled, and the young man who was very familiar with his body's reaction woke up instantly.

"You have the answer, don't you?" Sean crawled to Lloyd's side, staring at him closely, as if he was facing an enemy.

The admiral of the empire closed his eyes because of his gaze.

"say."

"..."

"Ismir's kind?" the representative of the Qing Leng Ascetic Faction.

"..."

"Otto Dix?" The Empire's most famous male movie star.Sexy type.

"..." The admiral of the empire remained unmoved.

"I got it!" The little duke clapped his fists, "Classic straight female taste—innocent and pure love!"

If I don't give an answer, I don't want to sleep tonight.Lloyd opened his eyes helplessly: "Do you think you are innocent?"

"Why am I not naive? Why am I not pure?" Who can bear this invisible insect attack?Xia En immediately exploded, "Not only am I innocent and innocent, I'm also 'pure and infatuated' - don't look that way, this is what the media likes to use most."

A certain worm has a strange desire to win again.Lloyd rolled his eyes.He pulled the quilt and turned around to ignore the bug.

In the next few days, when Xia En was still obsessed with his image in the eyes of the generals of the empire, and completely forgot about the "ideal type", Kun woke him up with one sentence.

"—General Clive? Doesn't he like yours?"

The naturalness in Kun En's tone made Xia En unable to express his shock.He could only pretend to lift his chin, and pretended to be casual: "You can be more specific."

"A good-looking face. A lot of flirty talk. Live well." Without thinking, Kun En said, "It's much more practical than innocent and innocent, isn't it?"

"........."

-------------------Third year of marriage-------------------

【Learning ability】

Lloyd Clive has a little-known super advantage-extreme learning ability.

Chong lived 76 years ago, which is reflected in his actual combat skills.In the years that followed, it showed in his relationship management.

At first, the straight female didn't quite understand her own feelings.Still later, he knew he was falling for Shane Looster's emotional tenderness and powerful physical |Later, he learned when to trust and when to support.

Still later, Lloyd Clive learned the magic of speech under the continuous teaching of templates-he never blushed easily for the love words of a certain male, and soon evolved into a serious and expressionless face fight back.

"Your Excellency, you are so handsome."

"Your Excellency, you are more beautiful."

"Lloyd, I think you can't sleep thinking about it."

"Master, I also can't sleep well. So I just recorded some special videos for you."

"Your Excellency, you know I want to hear what you have to say."

"...My Lord..." He panted, "You can do anything you want to me."

The two worms gradually became evenly matched.Sean complained again and again.

"Lloyd, you've taken away my fun! I can't even tease other bugs anymore, and my most sincere words, you won't even blink your eyes, let alone blush!"

"You are amazing."

"what?"

"I say the same sincere psychological words to different bugs every day, but I don't feel bored."

It was only then that Xia En realized what kind of hole he had dug for himself by his imprecise words.

"It's different! Those who just opened their mouths in the past are completely brainless. I am sincere to you, and I am thinking about how to change the way to praise you every day!"

"Are you referring to saying 'you're handsome, I want to fuck'?"

The female who was leaning on the sofa consciously opened the collar of her shirt, her legs were separated, her head was leaning against the back of the sofa, her long eyes glanced sideways, and the corners of her lips were slightly hooked.

"—Come now?"

">//////////////<"

Xia En suddenly covered his face and let out a sigh from his throat.

In terms of using theory to guide practice, he admits defeat.

-------------------Fifth year of marriage-------------------

【side effect】

After Xia En was promoted to S rank, not only his mental strength, but also his body was reshaped from the inside out.

This is a good thing.But in some ways, this is not a good thing.Because, the young duke's physical fitness is much better than before, and this has brought a certain trouble to the admiral of the empire who can't speak.

During the busiest months of the legion, the general of the empire finally squeezed out half a day to go home, and he just wanted to sleep well.

But a certain bug who has been very idle recently will not let him go.Lloyd tried his best to cooperate, but Shane's accumulated needs could not be filled with his current physical strength.All kinds of begging for mercy that lost their dignity the night before, and rushed to the legion the next day with a sore back and a sluggish expression.

After repeating this five or six times, the general of the empire, who never let a problem bother him for too long, began to save himself.

"So you're not coming back this weekend? What the hell are you doing at the base?!" Sean growled at the terminal.

The female was vague, but hung up very quickly.Xia En stared at the screen and sneered at the corners of his mouth.

Sean picked up his coat and drove the flying boat directly to the base without telling anyone.By the time we arrived, it was past bedtime for the military females.

The little duke went to the office of the legion commander familiarly, and there was no bug.Then he went to the dormitory again.Still fluttered to nothing.Xia En dialed the communication, but there was no answer.

In the howling wind, Xia En was wrapped in a coat and became furious.He returned to Lloyd's office again, opened the terminal, logged in to his account, and began to retrieve all the surveillance footage of the entire base.

Soon, he found the figure of the admiral of the empire in an unexpected but reasonable place - the training room.

"These cold equipment are more attractive than me?" Xia En leaned against the entrance of the training room with complicated emotions.

"Young master, physical training is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat." Lloyd looked normal, got up and wiped his sweat with a towel, "The subordinates have been too busy and slack in the past two years, and because of their age, some physical indicators are big. Not as good as before."

Xia En let out an ah, his face full of bewilderment.Is this the reason why this military hen is training like crazy without going back to sleep?

"This subordinate is serious. Now, can I trouble you to leave here and wait for me? I still have four or ten minutes to finish."

"I'll be with you." Xia En took off his coat and walked over.

The admiral of the empire was silent, thinking about how to reasonably refuse, without being discovered by this overly shrewd little male.

-------------------Sixth Year of Marriage-------------------

【Number of uniforms】

The Looster Legion has changed their uniforms!

D&G has brand-new designs, improved fabrics, and increased the number of various accessories and summer and winter clothing.

When counting the numbers, the adjutant Hawke rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had made a mistake.

His boss, the regimental commander, the youngest marshal of the empire, unexpectedly ordered fifteen sets of military uniforms, ranging from epaulets, tie clips, socks, belts, to shirts and trousers, long and short coats, and capes. fullset*15, no less than hundreds of pieces in total.

Even if half of the base is placed and half of the house is placed, it is too exaggerated.

Hawke's face is full of I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand.He stood at the door of the busy legion commander's office and poked his head, trying to confirm with the other party before the last time to submit the quantity.

Lieutenant General Daniel couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Hawk aside: "It must be right. Just submit it like this."

"Can……"

"Didn't you notice that a button of the marshal's coat fell off a few days ago?"

"But the quality of the uniforms this time should be very good. Each set has several spare buckles."

Daniel sighed, and decided to point it out directly: "No matter how good the quality is, you can't help His Excellency the habit of destroying military uniforms with mental power."

"Listen to me. Fifteen sets, nothing less."

------------------- Tenth Year of Marriage-------------------

【privileged class】

On the tenth anniversary of the marriage between the Grand Duke of Looster and Marshal Clive, many media outlets in the empire made special reports.

When counting the monthly subscriptions at the end of the year, "Red Star Daily" and "Bruska Weekly" were still at the forefront of the month, far ahead of their peers.

Some small studios and worm accounts try to get traffic from other weird angles.Several teams are trying to help a new generation of worms recall the couple's emotional journey by sorting out the hot search items on Starnet each year.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the night when Clive publicly attended the latter's imago ball for the first time as a guide for Shane Looster.

And those who watched the progress of the matter that night, it is impossible to forget the overly sexy dinner dress that is now the Imperial Marshal Kreve.

In the following years, it became common practice for female insects to show their breasts and thighs at the official dinner parties of the main stars of the empire. The dressing style of "boldly showing your body" is sought after by worms.

But the strange thing is that when the team worker tried to search for that photo on Starnet, he couldn't find it.Related links are either dead or missing this page.The work bugs rummaged through various channels, but found nothing.

Finally, he found the fashion magazine that published the photo that year.

"That photo..." The editor in charge laughed, "You can't find it. Give it up."

"As far as I know, not only have all the backups deleted from the database at our headquarters, but other media should also be the same. Those worm collections, I heard that any worm terminal system that has been released publicly will be damaged for no reason."

"This is the 'curse of the evening dress'." The editor looked over inscrutablely, and lowered his tone, "Of course, this is a metaphysical statement. The reliable version of the explanation I heard was that His Excellency the Grand Duke of Looster ordered that Let that photo disappear completely from the star network."

At the same time, in the Looster mansion, in Xia En's bedroom, Eden was looking through the photo album in his father's locker.

Flipping through the pages, a photo album in a box caught the little male's attention.He opened it curiously, and saw many, many single-worm photos of his father and mother.

The photos have close-ups, distant views, backgrounds, and frontal photos.The time span in the lower corner of the photo is also very large, a full 30 to [-] years.The common denominator...the Lloyd Clive in it is wearing very little.

Inside, Eden found a carefully bound and plastic-bound high-resolution image of an evening dress—if those pieces of cloth could be called evening dresses.

-------------------Married for 11 years-------------------

【height】

Since Eden started to develop, urging his cubs to drink more milk has become something that the Grand Duke of Looster will never forget in his busy schedule.

Eden almost vomited while holding the milk cup, and asked his father for help with tears in the corners of his eyes.

Lloyd was puzzled.Eden's height data is absolutely above average, why is he so persistent?

"You can't just target males, but also target females!"

Sean picked up his own, drank it in one gulp, and slapped the table with the bottom of the cup domineeringly: "Eden, Looster's genes are fine, look at Yuri!"

"But if you continue to picky eaters, you will always be inferior to your own wife, just like the male father."

Sitting down, the Imperial Admiral, who was half a head taller than the male, had black lines all over his face.

… After living together for so many years, Lloyd still can't guess when Shane Lowest's inexplicable competitiveness will explode next time.

------------------- Random Entry -------------------

【Meal Replacement】

On the Tianjie, the anchor Yuri Chongqi continued to rise.Especially when the Looster family issued an official statement that Yuri Looster was not dead, the anchor Yuri even occupied the headline recommendation position in Tianjie for several months.

Fans of the former Grand Duke of Looster flocked to the live broadcast room, and within 10 minutes, they were completely captured by the anchor Yuri and clicked their attention.

"The anchor fulfilled my dream of watching the smiling version of Marshal Yuri. It's so delicious!"

"Although Marshal Yuri is back, there is no news at all (crying on the ground). I can only enjoy smoking here."

"LS fuck off! Our cutie Yuri is not a stand-in for any bug!"

"Don't you think this anchor is too similar to Marshal Yuri? I strongly suggest that Looster do a genetic test."

"What are you thinking about? If this is really related to Marshal Yuri and the little Duke, will it be broadcast live here?"

"That's right. Looster who can tilt his head and smile and kill WINK? Is this something you can watch for free?"

"Loost who can tilt his head and smile and kill WINK? Is this something you didn't save for 30 years to watch?"

"Loost who can tilt his head and laugh and kill WINK? Is this something you can watch if you didn't save dozens of planets in your previous life?"

K stared at the fast-scrolling real-time discussion in the live broadcast room, and fell into deep thought.

After Yuri closed his business, he turned around and saw the female with her legs wide open, her buttocks sunk in the sofa, frowning tightly, the suppression field was terrifying.

"?"

"So what kind of shit luck did I have?" K muttered to himself, turning his head suddenly, facing the beautiful smiling face of a certain male.

"...No, I must have killed a lot of bugs in my previous life. This is my punishment from the ruler of the universe."

"—K, there seems to be something wrong with some of your perceptions. Shall we talk now?"

"No. No no. No no no."

K shrank deftly, and was about to successfully escape from the sofa when someone grabbed his ankle from behind.

"—I say no!" K. howled sharply.

"I can let you do other things. This kind of principled issue must be taken seriously."

Yuri stopped smiling.The ice blue pupils exuded a burst of coldness. K couldn't move.

Her mouth was covered, she wanted to swear but she couldn't, and she could only struggle hard and would rather die than surrender, the female worm angrily rebuked in her heart!

What a meal replacement!What a fragrance!You Yan dogs!They were all cheated by him!

【Changing PLAY】

Quinn considers himself a fashion bug.

When he was a teenager, he liked loose T-shirts and shorts, shiny headbands and colorful hats. After a long time as an adult, this taste has not changed.

Thanks to his baby face, even if he was in his thirties, it would not be against his style to dress like that after finishing his teaching job.

One time, Quinn & Gus, Shane & Lloyd went camping together with their families.When the purpose was reached, Kunn found out that apart from personal clothing, the suitcase filled with other changes of clothes had been forgotten by the servants.

So during the whole camping period, Kunn wore shirts of various styles, vests of various materials, trousers of various cuts, and leather shoes of various colors that he had distributed from his friends.

Throughout the camp, when he communicated with Gus at a negative distance, he felt that the female was much more excited and sensitive than before.

He questioned.Gus affirmed.After the affirmation, Gus rarely hesitated and made a request in a very humble manner: "Can you wear glasses... and not take off your clothes?"

"I have good eyesight. I wear glasses just to look mature in class, you know."

"No, it's not like that..." Gus's dark neck was all red.Sean stared at him suspiciously.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

"Okay." Knowing what happened, Quinn turned around, took his glasses and put them on, turned off most of the lights in the room, and grabbed Gus by the shoulder, "...why didn't you tell me you had this fantasy earlier?"

Quinn's voice is low and hoarse, and his slow movements are confident and controlled.

"Just two dresses. So easy."

【Mutual Aid of Males】

Ismir, Xia En and Quinn had afternoon tea in the emperor's bedroom.

Hugh, Lloyd, and Gus are out of Redhart these days.University is on holiday again.Quinn, who is too idle, harassed his friends every day.Xia En couldn't bear it, so he brought him to harm his cousin.

"Queen, didn't you say before that you found that Gus has a bit of an obsessive tendency." Xia En unceremoniously snatched the dessert from under the eyes of His Majesty Zongdi, "There is an expert here. If you have any questions, hurry up."

"..." Ismir's hand holding the teacup trembled.Thanks to years of experience in emergency response, there was no gaffe on the spot.

Wasn't he still talking about the military situation a second ago? How could it be so big right away?And this kind of problem, didn't you say hello in advance? ! !

"...I haven't played much in years—"

"Lies." Xia En didn't raise his head, "I met the Chief of Guards a few days ago. He has a strangle mark on his neck. It's new."

"...that's different."

"What Quinn needs is this kind of difference. He is not Dom, and he just wants to discover some new aspects of the couple's life after learning something."

"It sounds like His Majesty the Grand Duke is very understanding. You can answer your friends' questions in person."

"I'm not fit to be a teacher."

"The Grand Duke of Looster is omnipotent."

"That's Lloyd....Well, Your Majesty, as a member of this small group, it's time to take a brave step and build a deeper bond with Kunn!"

"..." Ismir was about to retort when he suddenly noticed a very enthusiastic gaze: "Your Excellency Manqi, is there something on our faces?"

He turned his head and looked at a bug who was squatting in front of them and blinking his big eyes.

"You two have such a good relationship." Kunen said with emotion, "Your Majesty, I have decided, and you will teach me."

"..." Ismir was powerless, "There is a reason why you have been best friends with Shane for so many years. Quin Manqi."

【Psychology of comparison】

"Gus won the most valuable player again! This is No. 12 times!" Quinn was elated.

"Lloyd's medals are going to be packed in No. 20 boxes." Shane mentioned casually.

"Hugh..." Ismil paused, "No.20 was confessed by a female insect for the second time."

Xia En and Kun En turned their heads at the same time: "You won, Your Majesty."

"Lloyd's army boots are cool. But the soles are thick. He's taller. I don't like it."

"Xiu has had this hairstyle for more than ten years. I want to see Xio cut his hair short. But I am afraid that it will look too good. Those subordinates look at him more fieryly."

"This promotion of Gus's jersey is the first again. To be honest, he is too hot to wear jerseys. Sometimes thinking about what his fans will do when they buy jerseys back, I want the factory to stop production."

"Is it a bit exaggerated, Quinn?" Ismir was puzzled.

"Don't worry." Xia En understood in seconds, "They just want Ge Yiba to do something to them. They don't want to do to him what you want to do to him."

"Your aesthetic is at the Arctic Circle, bro. A little bit of self-awareness."

"Xiu's body test results came out last week. It is better than 95% of females of the same age. In all aspects. Muscle content, fat content, flexibility, endurance, and explosive power."

"Gus is a professional athlete. He's on a strict diet. He's disciplined even on vacation. I'd say he has the lowest body fat."

"Oh." Xia En said with a contemptuous smile, "Single numbers are meaningless. Although Lloyd is big, his other parts are also big. For example, chest. For example, buttocks."

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