Meat... [infinite loop

Hui Ju: -_,-Come and have a drink with me.

Tanzong: (-﹃-) Eat meat!

Hui Ju: -_,-drinking.

Pratt & Whitney: ...all of you go face the wall and think about your mistakes!Facing the wall for 20 days!

Huijun, Tanzong: =mouth=!

☆, the poor monk is divided

After being "served" for several days, Tan Zong finally decided to go to the kitchen to look for food by himself.

It's okay when Jueyuan delivers meals, there are some specialties every day, even if it's plain porridge, he also brings some side dishes.But since Jueyuan resumed his daily study of medicine with Mingsong, the task of delivering meals was handed over to Huiju who took time out to teach him every day.

Huiju's food delivery is the simplest: "What pancakes do you want tomorrow? Rice or porridge are also fine."

"...Other than these?" Would it kill me to come up with something new?

Hui Ju thought for a while: "Oh, it's too troublesome to carry. Why don't you go to the kitchen with me?"

Seeing Tanzong's obvious resistance, Hui Ju raised his eyebrows: "Your body has recovered a long time ago, why don't you want to go to the kitchen by yourself?"

Tan Zong wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, and sighed in a sad tone: "You don't understand, a person who is too popular like me can attract everyone's attention wherever I go, this kind of pain is not happy. My feeling is really... Hey, brother, don't go! I'll go to the kitchen with you!"

As soon as he caught up with Hui Ju, he heard a vague sigh, Tan Zong looked at his senior brother in doubt: "Senior brother, what did you just say?"

Hui Jue shook his head: "It's nothing." After a few days of contact, Hui Jue could deeply feel that Tan Zong was uneasy, even if everyone was consciously accommodating him, he was still full of uneasiness.

Tan Zong took a deep breath and understood the meaning of Senior Brother Hui Ju taking him to the kitchen.Throwing away the weird dream from last night that flashed through his mind, Tan Zong followed Hui Ju's pace.

The kitchen is far from Tanzong's hut, whether it is far or close.

All monks in Shaolin Temple have a fixed time to eat, and they must come to the kitchen to eat within this time. After this time, all monks are not allowed to eat.

When Tan Zong followed Hui Ju into the kitchen, many people were eating happily.

Seeing Huijue and Tanzong coming, all the monks pushed me, I bumped into you, they all rushed over laughing, master, uncle, brother, and brother shouting like this, it was even more lively than the martial arts training ground a few days ago.

Tan Zong subconsciously hid behind Hui Ju.At this time, a clear and clear child's voice suddenly came out: "Master, don't hide behind others like a woman."

The monks: "...=A=!!"

With a smile on Tan Zong's face, he immediately walked up to Hui Ju: "Which little fellow said that I look like a woman just now?"

The monks immediately stepped aside, and a young monk held a bowl in one hand and a big steamed bun in the other, blinking his eyes: "Master, long time no see, how you've been doing recently. I heard that you lost your memory, would you like to eat a steamed bun?" Replenish your body?"

Tan Zong touched the head of the little monk: "Can steamed buns nourish the body?"

The little monk looked at his left and right hands in distress, and finally took a step back, and then looked at Tan Zong with warning eyes: "Master, the head of the monk can't be touched, just like a tiger's butt."

"Pfft—" the monks laughed.

Hui Jie took a steamed bun and took a bite: "Seng Man, who taught you these words? You are getting more and more courageous."

The little monk Sengman then took a bite of his own big steamed bun, and after swallowing it, he replied softly: "Senior Brother Sengfeng taught me, and he told me not to tell Master secretly. It's fine."

"Hahahaha——" The monks couldn't stop laughing.

Tan Zong held back the twitching corners of his mouth, and immediately thought of the fat monk Seng Feng who made a fuss earlier: "Where is Seng Feng? Didn't you come to the kitchen when you were eating?"

Suddenly there was a commotion at the door of the kitchen, and the fat monk Seng Feng happened to appear, and he was pushed in front of Tanzong with a blank face by the monks.

Seng Feng scratched his head, and shouted Hanhan: "Hey, Master, you come to the kitchen to eat too."

Tan Zong showed a strange smile towards Seng Feng: "Yeah, you just came to eat."

Seng Feng keenly felt that something was wrong, but his trust all the time made him stand in front of Tanzong, and looked around with some anxiety: "Uh, Master, I just came a little late today. Well, what happened? matter?"

The monks booed and pushed the little monk Sengman over.Seng Man gnawed on a steamed bun and looked innocently at the monks, then at the fat monk Seng Feng, and finally at his master.

Seng Feng realized the problem, and immediately pulled Seng Man aside with a big smile on his face, trying to escape from the disaster center: "Master, Master, Tong Yan Wuji, ha, Tong Yan Wuji! What did you say, what did Seng Man say?" Can it be true?"

Seng Man was dragged away, obviously very dissatisfied: "Brother, I haven't seen Master for a long time, don't join me at this moment if you are jealous."

The forced smile on Seng Feng's face was almost distorted: "...Jealousy is not the time to use it!"

Seng Man tried to break away from Seng Feng: "Master, I want to have dinner with you!"

After a cup of tea.

Tan Zong relaxed his still aching hand, pretending to be indifferent: "It's delicious to eat, if you keep making trouble, I don't think you need to eat today."

Although all the monks were still smiling, they all went to eat their own in peace.

Seng Man happily put the bowl on an empty table, and then set the bowls and chopsticks for Tan Zong, Hui Ju, and Seng Feng: "Master, Master, let's eat together. The kitchen also made tofu meatballs today. Listen Explain that there is still noodles tomorrow, so Master will eat with us tomorrow."

The full-haired monk Fengman was wronged, so he took some food and sat down.

Hui Ju quickly ate two more steamed buns, ate some side dishes, wiped his mouth and said hello, and left first.Only Tan Zong was left alone to face the monks of Shaolin Temple who he had no memory of.

Seng Man served some tofu meatballs for Tan Zong, and brought out a bowl of porridge with some sugar in front of Tan Zong, nodding with satisfaction: "Master, I like sweet porridge the most, here's Serve a bowl too."

There is not much sugar in the kitchen, after all, there are some rough monks in the monastery.The only remaining sugar is just for a little child like Sengman to taste.

Tan Zong's court monk smiled and began to eat.

In fact, Seng Man, who had almost finished eating, was sitting on a chair beside him at the moment, nibbling on the steamed buns in his hand, his legs were dangling, obviously in a good mood.

Seng Feng is fat and eats fast, finishing his own food in two or three strokes.After rubbing his head, which had been severely punched a few times, Seng Feng nudged Seng Man with his elbow: "What did you tell Master?"

Sengman swallowed the food in his mouth: "It's nothing. I just use what I have learned to show Master that I also studied hard during his absence, and I can learn new things every day."

Seng Feng deeply regretted his usual quarrel, he should not eat or talk indiscriminately.

After Tan Zong finished his porridge, he suddenly didn't know what to do, so he turned his attention to Seng Feng and Seng Man.

Seeing that Tan Zong had finished eating, Seng Man asked first, "Master, why are you teaching us again?"

Tanzong also wanted to know this question, so he stretched out his hand to rub Sengman's head again, this time Sengman didn't avoid it: "It's the same wherever you learn. Other brothers will teach you too. Master is studying hard. Master will come to teach you when master has learned or recovered his memory."

Sengman nodded: "Then we will wait for Master. Master, you should study hard. If you really can't learn it, I can teach you. The abbot even praised me for being very smart."

Tan Zong laughed: "The abbot even praised you for being very smart, so you can learn better than Master."

When Seng Feng and Seng Man converted to Buddhism, they were all ordained by the abbot, and then they were taught by Tan Sect.It's a pity that no one thought that Tanzong would lose his memory due to an accident.

Seng Feng's chubby face looked a little serious: "Master, you have to go out for a walk more, maybe you can restore your memory. By the way, you can also go around the place where you picked up the stick. I can think of anything. Uncle Ming Song said, Master didn’t have any headaches after that, so he will be fine if he goes to have a look.”

The dream from last night flashed in Tan Zong's mind again, he nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I will pay attention, then I will take a step first."

After bidding farewell to the monks, Tan Zong walked out of the kitchen, saw no one around, and suddenly squatted down, relaxed physically and mentally as if he had just escaped a catastrophe.

Huh, it's really hard when everyone's eyes are on him.

Exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale.

Relax.

Tan Zong clenched his fists and praised him for successfully passing the level of eating together with monks.Then he got up to go back.

Eyes wide open.

... = mouth =! !Brother, why are you here!Senior brother, it’s scary for you to suddenly appear like this!

Hui Ju folded his arms around his chest, with great interest: "Tan Zong, why didn't I realize that you have two different looks before and after? Could it be that before I lost my memory, I was also classified by you as a person who needs to pretend?"

Tan Zong patted his chest fiercely to comfort his frightened little heart, and looked at senior brother Huijun: "Senior brother, since I have amnesia, how can I remember the things before amnesia."

Hui Yu smiled playfully: "That's right. But anyway, when meeting outsiders, your brother and I also have to put on a show. At least my wine bag can't follow me to meet outsiders."

Tan Zong's heart clicked again: "Do outsiders often come in and out of the monastery?"

"Not in the backyard." Hui Jue patted Tan Zong on the shoulder, "Would you like to go take a look at the place where your accident happened?"

Tan Zong hesitated for a moment, and finally exhaled: "Senior brother, thank you."

Hui Ju waved his hands and left: "Because I'm a senior brother."

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Untimely Eating Bo Yiti: Eating when you should not eat is a violation of the precepts, and you must repent (details of renunciation and single fall).

small theater:

Seng Feng: QAQ Master Seng Man is still young, childish words are wuji!

Tan Zong: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What the hell! Hit you all over the head!

Sengman: (*/ω\*) Master, I miss you so much!

Tan Zong: ╰( ̄ω ̄o)o so good~

Seng Feng: [biting the handkerchief] Poor, differential treatment!

☆, the poor monk attacked the chest

Tan Zong held the burning wood in one hand and placed it horizontally on his lap, his mind was in a state of emptiness.

He has been sitting on this rock for a long time, since he was brought over by Senior Brother Hui Ju, he has been sitting on this boulder.And the senior brother Hui Ju who brought him has already disappeared.

Burning wood is still the one who wants to be low-key but the whole body of the stick reveals an extraordinary appearance.From time to time, Tan Zong wondered why he insisted on holding the stick in his hand.Too bad no one could tell him.

He couldn't remember, and there was nothing abnormal about his head. Ming Song had already been puzzled when he was seeing a doctor, and even guessed that he lost his memory because of something exciting.But with the once indomitable and fearless Tanzong, is there really anything that can stimulate him?

Unable to figure it out, Tanzong simply sat on a stone and meditated.

Suddenly, the dream that haunted him for a long time reappeared in his mind.

Most of a dream is forgotten after waking up, and after a while, only general fragments can be remembered.But Tan Zong can still feel the words spoken by the other party at that time, every word pierces like an arrow.

At that moment, the whole heart seemed to be no longer his own.

"If there is an afterlife, I wish you to become a Buddha, and I am willing to be a grass next to the Buddha, and I will be with you forever."

The opponent held a halberd in one hand and a tower in the other, turned his back to him, and walked away firmly step by step.

Tan Zong opened his eyes suddenly, and unconsciously stretched out his free hand in mid-air.Dazed, Tan Zong withdrew his hand and stared blankly.Why do you have such a dream?

Tan Zong originally wanted to ask, but when he opened his mouth, he didn't know where to start.

Because... that shape is too similar to a certain king's statue in the temple!Do you want to ask Lord Abbot: "Lord Abbot, last night a certain heavenly king fell into a dream, reconciliation?"

The abbot will definitely ask excitedly, "What did you dream about?"

Then he replied: "He seems to have an indescribable relationship with me."

Then... there must be no more after that, hey!Even thinking about it, it's impossible!Blasphemy!Go back and repent!20 days behind closed doors is not enough!All the monks will have a meeting to criticize the young man, you are not enlightened!

Heartbroken.It must be that he has been forcing himself too hard recently, Tan Zong comforted himself, and said that he should eat something delicious tomorrow.

It's rare to go to the monastery, and Tanzong didn't plan to go back early, but he really didn't know what to do for a while.

Tan Zong stood up and looked around, but suddenly saw a person.

Black with dark red, an ordinary gown with round neck and narrow sleeves, but against the man's fair complexion, it pales in comparison to the sky and the earth.The visitor also saw Tanzong, and couldn't help but smile, it seemed that there was only that smile left in the whole world.

It seems that I can't breathe.Tan Zong stretched out his hand and murmured: "Li——"

After a while.

"...Master, can you let go?" The person who came was still smiling just now, but seemed a little stiff.

Tan Zong was stunned for a moment, then blinked.At this moment, Tan Zong was just grasping the chest of the visitor. It turned out that Tan Zong instinctively used his skills just now, and with a move of catching shadows, he even grabbed the opponent directly in front of him from more than ten feet away.

...Uh, I touched someone else's chest...

There were also some Tanzong who hadn't reacted, subconsciously squeezed again, and then suddenly woke up.Pushing away the other party abruptly, Tan Zong clasped his palms together to salute, and said awkwardly: "Benefactor, the poor monk is rude."

...The visitor has completely froze...

It's a pity that Hui Ju was not there, otherwise I'm afraid I'd have to laugh again.In front of outsiders, the acting emperor Tanzong really pretended to be serious, without any sense of disobedience.

The visitor didn't know if he had seen the essence of Tanzong through the phenomenon, his eyes twitched, and finally he pretended to be magnanimous, and shook his head with a smile: "I am the one who surprised the master."

Tanzong raised his head to look at the person who came, and stared at the person's face: "The poor monk's name is Tanzong, I don't know what to call the benefactor?" It was so similar, the face of the man in the dream was about to be blurred and forgotten, but now because of the appearance of the person in front of him , that face was directly imprinted in his mind again.

"Li Jiancheng." The man still had a warm smile on his face, and he clasped his hands together and bowed to the master, "Is the master a monk from Shaolin Temple?"

When Tan Zong heard the name, he paused in his heart, but he followed Li Jiancheng, emphasizing in an official way: "Yes, but the benefactor wants to visit the temple?"

Li Jiancheng nodded slightly, and his smile became stronger: "My family believes in Buddhism. I am a little ashamed to say it. My father and mother chose small characters for me, and I was named Bishamon. I have been influenced by this since I was a child, so I passed by here today, and I wanted to come to the temple to worship. .”

Bishamon, Tan Zong is thoughtful, and he is really the heavenly king he dreamed about in his dream.Could it be that the person in front of him is the reincarnation of King Bishamon?Could it be that my dream is from my previous life?Or do you want to foretell yourself?

...Dream lover series seems to always feel that something is not right...

However, Li Jiancheng was nothing like the statue of the heavenly king enshrined in the temple.

Li Jiancheng looked helplessly at the monk who had wandered out in front of him, and couldn't help but ask, "If it's convenient for you, Master, can you take me to the temple with you?"

Continuing with Tanzong in his mind wandering.

"..." Could it be that he met a dull monk?Li Jiancheng meditated in his heart, he was still a monk with high martial arts skills.

"Master?" Li Jiancheng raised his voice and reminded again.

Tan Zong was startled, and then accidentally returned to the appearance of a human queen, rubbing his head and laughing: "Hey, I just lost my mind. I was just thinking about you and Pi... no, no, the poor monk is really... rude again gone."

... = mouth = mistake!Give me back the image of a calm monk with both civil and military skills!

Li Jiancheng obviously never expected that the dull monk he had just identified, who seemed serious, was actually a rough-natured person.Showing a more sincere smile, Li Jiancheng said: "Master, don't be restrained, just treat me as a friend I haven't seen for a long time, and I am here to visit today."

Tan Zong picked up his burning wood and carried it behind his back: "The benefactor is really polite. The poor monk just lost his memory a few days ago and he is not used to it. The poor monk will lead the way for the benefactor."

Acting emperor Tan Zong said, I can't see that you are also putting on a show?Don't think that good looks can deceive people.

Li Jiancheng nodded with a smile.

Chatting on the road seemed a bit casual, Li Jiancheng asked: "Master has lost his memory, but his martial arts are still very strong. What was that move called just now? I can't break free at all."

Tan Zong was silent in his heart, but still looked like an inscrutable eminent monk on the outside: "The move just now is called Shadow Catch, and there is another move in conjunction with it, called Chasing Wind, but Chasing Wind will hurt people. Just now I subconsciously used the shadow-catching style, I'm really sorry."

Li Jiancheng's heart was moved, and his eyes became more sincere: "It's a pity that the martial arts of Shaolin Temple have never been passed on to the outside world, otherwise I will definitely pester the master to learn these moves."

In fact, Tanzong, who just thought of the name, was a little guilty. He didn't dare to say that it was the first time he used this move today, so he just smiled at Li Jiancheng.

Seeing Tan Zong's sudden smile was a little strange, Li Jiancheng suddenly remembered the consequences of the move just now: "...However, that move is still a bit inappropriate, it would be better if it was the throat. Ah, it's all the fault of this troubled world , presumably Master is also afraid of hurting people."

... No, no, boy, you think too much.Tan Zong's hand moved slightly, um, just now it seemed... Cough, it feels good.

Li Jiancheng's curiosity about the monks of Shaolin Temple has been completely aroused by Tanzong, and he asked again: "Do all the monks of Shaolin Temple practice martial arts? They can't all be as good as the master, right?"

Tan Zong shook his head: "The benefactor is absurd. The poor monk has lost his memory, and now he can only play a few tricks. Many monks in the monastery will only be stronger than me, such as my senior brother."

"That's it." Li Jiancheng's eyes flickered, but Tanzong saw it right.Li Jiancheng, the purpose of coming to Shaolin Temple may not be simple.All the monks said that the outside world is chaotic, and this sudden visit may not be a good thing.

Tanzong, who hadn't remembered everything in the temple, naturally wouldn't know, but outside the temple today, things are really about to change.

Seeing that the sky had begun to change, Hui Ju dangled back to the place where he left Tanzong with his wine bag.

...what about people?

Hui Ju rubbed his chin, thinking whether it is more likely that his junior brother got lost, or that he went back first.Hey, you can't really be abandoned by him, can you?

Hui Ju, who left others first, unconsciously shook his own wine bag, and said to himself: "I'd better go back to the temple first, if I'm not sure, I'll go back first."

And Tanzong, who had been greatly impacted by the chest attack incident and dreaming incident, had already forgotten his senior brother Huiju completely, and was happily competing with Li Jiancheng in acting.

Tan Zong smirked: "Where does the donor's family live? Presumably the family background is not bad."

Li Jiancheng laughed and said, "Master was joking. Master is a talented person. It's a pity to stay in the monastery."

Did you really want to poach someone?Tan Zong continued to smirk: "The benefactor is really joking. This poor monk can be considered talented, and there are probably too many talented people in the monastery. But everyone is devoted to the Buddha, and there is no room for others in their hearts."

Who knows about such things as the human heart?Li Jiancheng smiled again.

Of course, the two people who were still having "friendly exchanges" with each other never expected that the relationship between them had already started to go into a situation of constant cutting and chaos.

In another place, a man had already started plotting with his subordinates, and a letter was sealed and handed over to a pair of slender jade hands.

Beauty, love, power, money.These things that can corrupt human nature are so dazzling that they dazzle the eyes of everyone in the world.

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Comments on the popular version:

Bishamon Heavenly King: One of the four heavenly kings who protect the Dharma and protect the temple in Buddhism, the Duowen Heavenly King is also said to protect the city and the God of Wealth.

small theater:

Voice over text: Why does the master think that it is not right that the lover in the dream is the king of heaven, but it is not right that the lover in the dream is a man?

Tanzong: ...Huh?Is it a man?

Li Jiancheng: =_=

Tanzong: =mouth=!The poor monk is not very conscious of men and women!Don't think too much, sir!It might be the same when the chest is pinched!

Li Jiancheng: =_=...

☆、The poor monk lost his way

The sun was about to fall, and it was getting late. Tan Zong, who was carrying burning wood and stepped on the boulder, looked towards the west silently, with emotion for the setting sun on his face.

At this moment, the sun is not dazzling at all, and it emits orange-red afterglow, dyeing most of the sky.Whether it is the light blue sky or the dark green mountains, at a certain moment every day, the sun embellishes the last touch of specialness of the day with the last power.

The sunset is infinitely good, but...

"Master, are we lost?"

No matter how patient Li Jiancheng was, he couldn't keep the previous smirk, and rubbed his temples with a headache.

Tan Zong continued to pretend to be a normal monk, sighed faintly, and jumped off the stone: "I have told the benefactor earlier that the poor monk has lost his memory. This is the first time that the poor monk has left the monastery after losing his memory."

Li Jiancheng frowned. The Shaolin Temple was surrounded by mountains, and there were mountains and forests nearby. He got lost and couldn't go back unexpectedly.

Li Jiancheng really has an inexplicable complicated feeling about Tanzong now.This is the truth.

As soon as Tan Zong appeared, his martial arts prowess made him happy, but the next unconscious grab made his mood instantly change from "Oh, I'm so glad I'm right" to "Master, let go, master!" ".

When he saw Tan Zong acting like an eminent monk, Li Jiancheng, who thought it was just an accident, let go of the stone in his heart slightly.

As a result...hehe...lost...

Going out alone this time was originally to avoid alarming others, but Li Jiancheng did not expect to encounter such an encounter with a person spending a night in this barren mountain.Oh no, it's two people.Li Jiancheng felt his head hurt even more.

Amnesia means zero experience of living out.The self-aware Tanzong handed over the decision-making power to Li Jiancheng: "Benefactor, what should we do next? Continue to find the way back to the temple, or find a place to stay overnight and wait for dawn before acting?"

"Just call me by my name." Li Jiancheng looked around, thinking, "Find a relatively safe place to watch the night together. It's just that you don't sleep all night, master should be fine."

"Since the benefactor is called Master Poor Monk, how can the poor monk call him the benefactor directly." Tan Zong sighed deeply again, "Oh, if I knew it earlier, I would have waited for my brother to come back before returning to the temple."

... Dare to forget his senior brother.Li Jiancheng leaned over and began to pick up dead branches: "Mosquitoes, insects and beasts will come out when the sky gets dark. Pick up more dead branches. Let's find a place to burn them all night to keep out the cold."

Looking at the other party's delicate skin and tender flesh, I didn't expect to have the experience of living in the wild.Tan Zong imitated his example and started to pick up dead branches on the ground with Li Jiancheng.

"...that branch is damp and cannot be burned."

"This branch is not dry enough, and the stem is also juicy and watery, so it cannot be burned."

"Do you want to be poisoned? That plant will kill you once it is burned."

"Are you here to pick twigs or mushrooms?"

"...Forget it, I'll pick it up, and you'll be responsible for carrying it."

Li Jiancheng deeply felt...Master, you are actually a child, right?Right?Right?

Tan Zong also noticed that Li Jiancheng had gone from helplessness to anger, and then returned to helplessness after being unable to bear it.He scratched his head innocently and said: "I don't remember anything, I really didn't expect to cause so much trouble to the benefactor."

Li Jiancheng waved his hand helplessly: "Just treat me as a master who owes me a favor."

also good.Tan Zong Pidianpidian followed, hugging the bundle of branches in his arms tightly.At the beginning, I just thought that Li Jiancheng must not be a good person when he went to Shaolin Temple with a purpose. Now that I think about it, the purpose is the purpose, and it is not a bad thing to be sure.

One cannot always judge others by the worst.

It didn't take long for Tanzong to hold a large bundle of dead branches in his hands.And Li Jiancheng finally found a flat place.

Seeing Li Jiancheng calling him, Tan Zong quickened his pace and ran over: "Are we going to stay here all night? Such an empty place."

Li Jiancheng nodded and took the dead branches: "There are trees everywhere here, if you don't find a place that is open, it is easy to catch fire. Moreover, if you find a wild animal in an open place, you can react quickly."

Tan Zong performed another Namaste salute, expressing his admiration: "The benefactor is indeed extremely intelligent."

Li Jiancheng thought about it for a long time, but still gave Tanzong an excuse: "...that's because the master lost his memory, these are just the most basic things."

Tan Zong thinks so.

"Gu——" Li Jiancheng froze with a smile on his face.

Tan Zong, who was helping Li Jiancheng push dead branches together, looked up curiously at Li Jiancheng.

Li Jianben wanted to pretend that nothing had happened, but unfortunately...

"Goo-"

The villain in Tanzong's heart laughed wildly and beat the ground, but it didn't show on his face: "The benefactor is hungry?"

Li Jiancheng froze for a moment, and still played with the dead branches with a warm smile: "Why would the master think so?"

This time, Tan Zong was stunned. Could it be that he heard it wrong just now: "Just now I heard..."

Li Jiancheng smiled more gently at Tan Zong: "Master, you must have misheard, but I didn't hear anything."

"Goo-"

……

Tan Zong held back the corners of his lips that were almost uncontrollable, and coughed lightly: "Benefactor, I really heard it. Why don't we think of a way to eat something?"

Li Jiancheng threw away the firewood, covered his face with his hands, and when he showed his face again, his smile remained the same, but his tone changed: "Master, didn't you hear that I said nothing? Don't you want me to emphasize?" Is there really no sound just now? Let’s talk about the night, what do you want to eat, as a master, you can’t kill, you can’t even tell the types of mushrooms with amnesia, and you don’t know where the water source is, but you can get me something to eat Ya! Master!"

=mouth=!Fuck!I was terrified!Tanzong couldn't help taking a step back: "...this."

"Master, it's fine if you forget about your senior brother when you go out. If you don't know the way, you have to lead the way. If you don't know the way, you can pretend to know it, but it's okay, but if you really don't know it, don't join in the fun and come up with those messy superfluous things. You won't die if you starve all night, master!"

Tan Zong nodded in a demented manner.

With a smile on his face, Li Jiancheng seemed to be in the end: "If you haven't mastered martial arts, you should practice hard in the monastery. What's the matter with grabbing other people's breasts when you go out? I'm just a man. Could it be that a female master just grabs it?" Well, this is a violation of Lust and Caution Master, do you know Master!"

Tanzong: "..." Donor, you seem to have a deep grudge against the poor monk...

Li Jiancheng was still about to speak, but Tanzong hurriedly put his hands together again: "Benefactor, the poor monk knows his mistake. It is urgent, how about lighting the fire first?"

Li Jiancheng finally realized that he was out of control. Although there was a smile on his face, he still snorted: "Master, if you don't know how to make a fire, get out of the way, let me come. Also, I am afraid that the master will not talk too much about what happened just now." Bar."

"...Of course not." How dare the poor monk talk too much!What a terrible benefactor!Brother, hurry up and save me!

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Tanzong: QAQ is so scary, the benefactor will suddenly transform!

Li Jiancheng: ^-^ Master, what did you say?

Tan Zong: [Back in panic]... No, no, I didn't say anything.

Li Jiancheng: ^-^The master clearly said why he said he didn’t say it. The master thinks it’s because of his bad ears or my bad ears. If there is another time, master, let’s plant flags in the wild, master!

#something strange mixed in#

☆The poor monk is in a coma

By the time everything was settled, the sky had completely darkened.The wild howls of distant beasts can be heard in the air, and the noisy and tireless chatter of insects can be heard in my ears.

Tanzong has been suppressed by Li Jiancheng since just now, oh no, rather than being suppressed, it is better to say that he was frightened.

Brother, I must have gone out in the wrong way today...

Although he said it smoothly, Li Jiancheng did not bring flint when he went out this time, and the actual operation of drilling wood to make fire was a bit jerky.After barely raising the fire, he breathed into the weak fire, but unexpectedly choked himself and coughed.

The fire reflected Li Jiancheng's face red, and Tan Zong's thoughts were in a trance for a moment.

Li Jiancheng suddenly thought: "Since the master is missing, the people from the monastery should come to look for us?"

Tan Zong nodded: "Perhaps. The benefactor has already decided not to sleep, has he?"

Li Jiancheng sat on the ground, watching the flames jump up and down, adding some picked branches from time to time.

No one spoke, except for the sound of insects and beasts, the sound of wind blowing leaves, and the sound of crackling and burning, the two of them did not make any sound.

Tanzong put the burning wood aside, closed his eyes and began to meditate.

The night deepened further, and the cold became heavier.

Li Jiancheng observed Tanzong while adding branches.Ordinary and neatly dressed in the most common arhat fir, and the most common arhat shoes on his feet, the only thing special is the dark red weapon, but even so, he still feels that the monk's face is too familiar.

Tan Zong, who was sitting quietly, became extremely sensitive in hearing, as if he heard someone shouting, he suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Li Jiancheng, and his eyes collided with Li Jiancheng: "It seems that someone is looking for us."

Li Jiancheng nodded after listening carefully: "There is a fire on our side, they are still easy to find. Let's stay here for a while."

Time passed by little by little, and it only made people feel that it was too slow.

Tan Zong patted his body and stood up: "...the poor monk feels that they seem to have gone far."

Li Jiancheng obviously froze: "How did they find people?"

Tan Zong looked calm and began to come up with bad ideas: "Benefactor, why don't we put out the fire, light it with two thicker branches, and then go out to look for them, maybe we can meet them."

Li Jiancheng smiled: "After an hour, the whole forest was on fire, and then we had nowhere to escape. Finally, we finally met each other, but we were surrounded by fire. Master, do you think so?"

"..." I'm sorry for the benefactor, but the poor monk knew it was wrong...

Even if there was thick smoke at night, the monks from Shaolin Temple who came looking for someone might not be able to find it.Although Li Jiancheng quickly dismissed Tanzong's method, he couldn't think of a better method for a while.

what can we do about it?The two were lost in thought again.

Suddenly, a chaotic sound came from a distance, mixed with the roar of some kind of animal. I couldn't tell what kind of animal it was, but Tanzong and Li Jiancheng felt "click" in their hearts.

If you encounter any large beasts at this time, the half-baked Tan Zong and Li Jiancheng who only hide some small things on their bodies can't handle it at all.

Li Jiancheng threw more dead branches into the fire, and his expression became a little serious: "Master, if something happens later, you must pay attention to your own safety, and you must not be rash."

Tan Zong nodded.

Not long after, Tanzong and Li Jiancheng saw a pair of eyes shining in the dark, this is...

Li Jiancheng strode forward and took out a dagger from nowhere.Sure enough, as soon as the other party saw that he was discovered, he let out a snort, and rushed forward without hesitation.

Tan Zong could only see the cold light of the dagger flash, but the animal avoided it flexibly and rushed towards Li Jiancheng's head.

Something seemed to be stuck in his throat, and Tan Zong couldn't say a word, but he subconsciously pulled Li Jiancheng over with a shadow-catching gesture.

"Agou, did you find him?!" A slightly panting cry came from afar.

The animal known as Agou was just lying on the ground and turned his head in confusion because he was out of the air. He didn't understand where the tall man went just now.

At this moment, Li Jiancheng and Tanzong looked at each other.

With a move of catching shadows, Li Jiancheng was quickly turned and dragged away, and because of inertia, Li Jiancheng fell on Tanzong's body.

Tan Zong's hand was still on Li Jiancheng's chest, his eyes widened, feeling the tingling sensation caused by the collision of teeth on his lips.

The mind is like a revolving lantern

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