I'm happy after being scumbag
Chapter 40 records that if the emperor knows, Yuemo will be very happy...
Zhang Dalang was taken aback by his father's eagerness, and hurriedly lowered his head and flipped through the book.
Zhang Yuanping watched his son's movements closely.When Zhang Dalang stopped his movements, he looked up at his father and said, "Here, that's..."
It was too late to wait for his words to fall, and the court judge Zhang took away the ancient book again.
He quickly scanned the content.In a certain month of a certain year, the author of the book traveled to Shu.He lost his way in the mountains and forests, and after walking for ten days, he ran out of dry food, and finally found a small mountain village.
The writer went to ask for directions, but saw a man who was feeding chickens at the door of his house while supporting his eight-month-pregnant belly.
That's right, sir.
The author was astonished, looked around, and finally comforted himself, maybe this person had some strange disease.
Enduring his surprise, he went to ask how to get out of the mountain.Lang Jun answered carefully, and said that it was already getting late, so why not stay at his house tonight.
The author nodded hesitantly, but couldn't help but look at Langjun's waist and abdomen.Later, it was the man who saw something and told him frankly that he was pregnant.
The author was taken aback.Probably because his expression was too obvious, the gentleman was amused, and his stomach puffed up again, and he asked the scholar if he wanted to stay overnight.
The author of the book has been walking for too long before, and now he is really tired and hungry.He hesitated for a moment, but agreed.During the dinner, he heard more details about their clan from the pregnant lord and lord's husband.
It turned out that this tribe moved into the mountains as early as the Yanhuang War, and only occasionally communicated with the outside world.Year after year, I got used to the safe and quiet life in the mountain village, and I didn't plan to go out.
People are even more surprised when they hear that only girls can get pregnant.At the back, the pregnant man rubbed his stomach and sighed, and said, "Our population here is getting smaller and smaller. In a hundred years, this village may be gone."
After staying in the mountain village for one night, the writer memorized the path pointed out to him by others and walked out of the mountain forest smoothly.
In the future, he wanted to go back to that village again, but he couldn't find the way no matter what.
When Zhang Yuan judged to read this short story, Zhang Dalang also came over and asked, "Father, is there really a man who can conceive in the world?"
Zhang Yuanping is thinking hard, wondering if His Majesty has any relationship with the people in this village.After hearing what his son said, he choked and glared at him: "Go read your book!"
Zhang Dalang muttered: "I only watched for a short while, and then I was bumped into by you."
Zhang Yuanping did not speak, and put on a majestic face.Zhang Dalang sat back in his seat resentfully, took out the subject books for the college entrance examination, and read them shaking his head.
After reading it for a while, Zhang Yuan asked him, "Where did you get this book from?"
Zhang Dalang was taken aback for a moment, and replied, "I found it at a second-hand book stall."
Zhang Yuanpan asked his son the address of the bookstall in detail, and then left.
Zhang Dalang was at a loss, but thinking about the coming college exam, he concentrated his mind and finally started to study honestly.
As for Zhang Yuan's judgment.He took the book, and his first reaction was to talk to the emperor about it.But after thinking about it, I just left the palace, if I go back directly, I will inevitably be asked why.Besides, I don't know much about the status of this book, so I might as well go to the second-hand bookstall my son mentioned first, learn more about the situation, and then make plans.
With a proper plan, Zhang Yuanjuan is determined.
Unfortunately, there are no clues on the old bookstall.The boss had long forgotten when he had sold the book to Zhang Dalang, and he searched the stalls, but there was no second "The Record of Others".
On the contrary, Zhang Yuan judged himself. After returning home full of disappointment, he stared at the book and read it, and suddenly remembered something, and ran to look through the medical books in his study.Not long after, I found a prescription handed down from the previous dynasty.Look at the signature, it is the author of the previous book.
Zhang Yuanjue thought to himself: So, this person is indeed a doctor.As for "Outsiders", if it weren't for the fact that something strange happened to His Majesty, I'm afraid it would be a strange story pretending to be a travelogue.But with His Majesty's situation, everything is different.
For the next whole night and the next day, Court Judge Zhang carefully compiled the prescriptions handed down by the writers into a book.After resting, he would enter the palace again and take these two things.
When he met the emperor, Zhang Yuanjuan looked hesitant to speak, which was noticed by the emperor.
It's been half a month since the miscarriage, but Lu Mingyu still has difficulty getting off the ground.But there were many national affairs, and when he was in a coma, he had been delayed a lot. Now that he woke up, even though the imperial physician said that he still needed to rest, Lu Mingyu still asked someone to set up a small table on his bed.
His complexion was originally pale, but now his hair is disheveled, and the long black hair further accentuates his sick appearance.Lu Mingyu himself didn't care too much, while reading the papers, he said calmly: "Is there anything else the judge wants to say?"
Zhang Yuanpan took a deep breath, and took out the prescriptions he had organized and the book "The Record of Others" from his sleeve.
Li Ruyi took the two things and placed them in front of Lu Mingyu.
Lu Mingyu looked at the prescription first.At first I thought it was something to treat my own illness, but after reading it, I realized that the content in it was many and complicated, and there were all kinds of illnesses.Look at the book next to it, inside...
Lu Mingyu lowered his eyes for a moment, and said, "I'm confused, what is the judge trying to do?"
Zhang Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then came to his senses, and stepped forward to turn the page for Lu Mingyu.
During his movement, Lu Mingyu's brows slightly raised - not because of Zhang Yuan's sentence, but because of his lower body pain.
However, Lu Mingyu was used to it.
After a burst of pain, he continued to read along the content pointed out by Court Judge Zhang.
A place where a man can also conceive, located in Shu, is hard to find.
The record is very short, and Lu Mingyu read it quickly.He was silent for a moment, then turned his head and asked Zhang Yuanpian: "What is this?"
Court judge Zhang explained: "Weichen came home yesterday and saw Gouzi reading this book. It was considered an ordinary miscellaneous book at first, but after hearing him talk about it, I realized that there was such content in it. Weichen checked the family's traditional Chinese medicine book and found several The prescription left by the person who wrote the book. This person is indeed a doctor in the previous dynasty, and he likes to travel all over the world."
Lu Mingyu asked him: "In your opinion, is the content recorded in this book true?"
Zhang Yuanjuan felt apprehensive, and replied: "I dare not make any assertions. But since I have seen it, I will send it to Your Majesty."
Lu Mingyu gave a faint "um" and didn't speak again.
With his attitude, Zhang Yuanju was even more uncertain.He didn't know whether he was troubled, or which pot was left unopened and which pot was lifted, which aroused the anger of the emperor again.The more time passed, the more restless he became.At the back, another layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
When Zhang Yuanju was considering whether to kneel down and apologize, the emperor finally spoke.
He said: "The land of Shu..."
Zhang Yuanjue's cheek twitched.
The emperor had no other words.After a while, he said, "I see, you can go down."
Court judge Zhang heaved a sigh of relief and agreed.At this time, the emperor said again: "Your Dalang is going to take the entrance examination?"
Zhang Yuan was taken aback for a moment, but he replied immediately: "Yes."
The emperor seemed to smile slightly, and said: "The hospital judges the medical skills are superb, and the children in the family must also be very intelligent. Let him study hard and go."
Hearing these words, Zhang Yuanping only felt a surge of joy bursting out of his heart.
His Dalang is the "intelligence" of the emperor Jinkou Yuyan!So, to go to the backyard test - no, even the rural test...
In the Palace of Funing, Zhang Yuan could barely hold back.After going out, walking under the light, he showed a brief smile.
And behind him, in the Palace of Funing.
The pain came again.Until now, Lu Mingyu has had a hard time accepting that he is actually a "miscarriage".How could such a thing happen to him as a man?
With this in mind, he took a deep breath, tried to ignore the discomfort on his body, and read the chapters in the book again.
His fingers made a deep impression on the edge of the page.
The past of the ancestors of the Lu family was recorded in black and white, and has nothing to do with Shu.Grandfather is also a native of Guanzhong, but A Niang seems to have mentioned that when she was young, she heard her A Niang mention a kind of Sichuan-style pastry.
Could it be because of this?No, in the final analysis, Zhang Yuanju could not be sure that the contents of this book were indeed true.Even if the person who wrote the book really exists, there is no guarantee that the other person is free to make up some stories and pass the time.
With this in mind, Lu Mingyu flipped the pages of the book casually.
A person with one body and two souls, a person with a man's body and a woman's heart... The more Lu Mingyu looked at it, the more he felt that he was thinking too much. There was no need to call his uncle to the palace and ask carefully where his grandmother's hometown was.
Probably because his mind was spinning too much, he yawned lightly and closed the book, just pressing the word "Bai Zi" on the new page.
Li Ruyi returned to the house after sending Zhang to the court for judgment, and happened to encounter such a scene.
Without Lu Mingyu's instructions, he stepped forward skillfully, lifted the small table from the emperor's bed, undressed the emperor, and put down the bed curtain.After finishing these, Li Ruyi led the palace servants and retreated quietly.
Because the body is too weak, tiredness comes quickly.Not long after, Lu Mingyu fell asleep.
And before falling asleep, the last thought of the emperor was: But, if the emperor knows that I have such a body, he will probably be very happy, right?
There is no need to think hard about how to abolish the eldest son.Like the fourth child who withdrew from the competition due to a leg injury, the eldest son who was neither male nor female was not eligible to be the heir.
Even the queen mother may still be alive.Although there will still be a lot of sadness and pain, at least it is better than now, and heaven and man will be separated forever sooner or later.
Zhang Yuanping watched his son's movements closely.When Zhang Dalang stopped his movements, he looked up at his father and said, "Here, that's..."
It was too late to wait for his words to fall, and the court judge Zhang took away the ancient book again.
He quickly scanned the content.In a certain month of a certain year, the author of the book traveled to Shu.He lost his way in the mountains and forests, and after walking for ten days, he ran out of dry food, and finally found a small mountain village.
The writer went to ask for directions, but saw a man who was feeding chickens at the door of his house while supporting his eight-month-pregnant belly.
That's right, sir.
The author was astonished, looked around, and finally comforted himself, maybe this person had some strange disease.
Enduring his surprise, he went to ask how to get out of the mountain.Lang Jun answered carefully, and said that it was already getting late, so why not stay at his house tonight.
The author nodded hesitantly, but couldn't help but look at Langjun's waist and abdomen.Later, it was the man who saw something and told him frankly that he was pregnant.
The author was taken aback.Probably because his expression was too obvious, the gentleman was amused, and his stomach puffed up again, and he asked the scholar if he wanted to stay overnight.
The author of the book has been walking for too long before, and now he is really tired and hungry.He hesitated for a moment, but agreed.During the dinner, he heard more details about their clan from the pregnant lord and lord's husband.
It turned out that this tribe moved into the mountains as early as the Yanhuang War, and only occasionally communicated with the outside world.Year after year, I got used to the safe and quiet life in the mountain village, and I didn't plan to go out.
People are even more surprised when they hear that only girls can get pregnant.At the back, the pregnant man rubbed his stomach and sighed, and said, "Our population here is getting smaller and smaller. In a hundred years, this village may be gone."
After staying in the mountain village for one night, the writer memorized the path pointed out to him by others and walked out of the mountain forest smoothly.
In the future, he wanted to go back to that village again, but he couldn't find the way no matter what.
When Zhang Yuan judged to read this short story, Zhang Dalang also came over and asked, "Father, is there really a man who can conceive in the world?"
Zhang Yuanping is thinking hard, wondering if His Majesty has any relationship with the people in this village.After hearing what his son said, he choked and glared at him: "Go read your book!"
Zhang Dalang muttered: "I only watched for a short while, and then I was bumped into by you."
Zhang Yuanping did not speak, and put on a majestic face.Zhang Dalang sat back in his seat resentfully, took out the subject books for the college entrance examination, and read them shaking his head.
After reading it for a while, Zhang Yuan asked him, "Where did you get this book from?"
Zhang Dalang was taken aback for a moment, and replied, "I found it at a second-hand book stall."
Zhang Yuanpan asked his son the address of the bookstall in detail, and then left.
Zhang Dalang was at a loss, but thinking about the coming college exam, he concentrated his mind and finally started to study honestly.
As for Zhang Yuan's judgment.He took the book, and his first reaction was to talk to the emperor about it.But after thinking about it, I just left the palace, if I go back directly, I will inevitably be asked why.Besides, I don't know much about the status of this book, so I might as well go to the second-hand bookstall my son mentioned first, learn more about the situation, and then make plans.
With a proper plan, Zhang Yuanjuan is determined.
Unfortunately, there are no clues on the old bookstall.The boss had long forgotten when he had sold the book to Zhang Dalang, and he searched the stalls, but there was no second "The Record of Others".
On the contrary, Zhang Yuan judged himself. After returning home full of disappointment, he stared at the book and read it, and suddenly remembered something, and ran to look through the medical books in his study.Not long after, I found a prescription handed down from the previous dynasty.Look at the signature, it is the author of the previous book.
Zhang Yuanjue thought to himself: So, this person is indeed a doctor.As for "Outsiders", if it weren't for the fact that something strange happened to His Majesty, I'm afraid it would be a strange story pretending to be a travelogue.But with His Majesty's situation, everything is different.
For the next whole night and the next day, Court Judge Zhang carefully compiled the prescriptions handed down by the writers into a book.After resting, he would enter the palace again and take these two things.
When he met the emperor, Zhang Yuanjuan looked hesitant to speak, which was noticed by the emperor.
It's been half a month since the miscarriage, but Lu Mingyu still has difficulty getting off the ground.But there were many national affairs, and when he was in a coma, he had been delayed a lot. Now that he woke up, even though the imperial physician said that he still needed to rest, Lu Mingyu still asked someone to set up a small table on his bed.
His complexion was originally pale, but now his hair is disheveled, and the long black hair further accentuates his sick appearance.Lu Mingyu himself didn't care too much, while reading the papers, he said calmly: "Is there anything else the judge wants to say?"
Zhang Yuanpan took a deep breath, and took out the prescriptions he had organized and the book "The Record of Others" from his sleeve.
Li Ruyi took the two things and placed them in front of Lu Mingyu.
Lu Mingyu looked at the prescription first.At first I thought it was something to treat my own illness, but after reading it, I realized that the content in it was many and complicated, and there were all kinds of illnesses.Look at the book next to it, inside...
Lu Mingyu lowered his eyes for a moment, and said, "I'm confused, what is the judge trying to do?"
Zhang Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then came to his senses, and stepped forward to turn the page for Lu Mingyu.
During his movement, Lu Mingyu's brows slightly raised - not because of Zhang Yuan's sentence, but because of his lower body pain.
However, Lu Mingyu was used to it.
After a burst of pain, he continued to read along the content pointed out by Court Judge Zhang.
A place where a man can also conceive, located in Shu, is hard to find.
The record is very short, and Lu Mingyu read it quickly.He was silent for a moment, then turned his head and asked Zhang Yuanpian: "What is this?"
Court judge Zhang explained: "Weichen came home yesterday and saw Gouzi reading this book. It was considered an ordinary miscellaneous book at first, but after hearing him talk about it, I realized that there was such content in it. Weichen checked the family's traditional Chinese medicine book and found several The prescription left by the person who wrote the book. This person is indeed a doctor in the previous dynasty, and he likes to travel all over the world."
Lu Mingyu asked him: "In your opinion, is the content recorded in this book true?"
Zhang Yuanjuan felt apprehensive, and replied: "I dare not make any assertions. But since I have seen it, I will send it to Your Majesty."
Lu Mingyu gave a faint "um" and didn't speak again.
With his attitude, Zhang Yuanju was even more uncertain.He didn't know whether he was troubled, or which pot was left unopened and which pot was lifted, which aroused the anger of the emperor again.The more time passed, the more restless he became.At the back, another layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
When Zhang Yuanju was considering whether to kneel down and apologize, the emperor finally spoke.
He said: "The land of Shu..."
Zhang Yuanjue's cheek twitched.
The emperor had no other words.After a while, he said, "I see, you can go down."
Court judge Zhang heaved a sigh of relief and agreed.At this time, the emperor said again: "Your Dalang is going to take the entrance examination?"
Zhang Yuan was taken aback for a moment, but he replied immediately: "Yes."
The emperor seemed to smile slightly, and said: "The hospital judges the medical skills are superb, and the children in the family must also be very intelligent. Let him study hard and go."
Hearing these words, Zhang Yuanping only felt a surge of joy bursting out of his heart.
His Dalang is the "intelligence" of the emperor Jinkou Yuyan!So, to go to the backyard test - no, even the rural test...
In the Palace of Funing, Zhang Yuan could barely hold back.After going out, walking under the light, he showed a brief smile.
And behind him, in the Palace of Funing.
The pain came again.Until now, Lu Mingyu has had a hard time accepting that he is actually a "miscarriage".How could such a thing happen to him as a man?
With this in mind, he took a deep breath, tried to ignore the discomfort on his body, and read the chapters in the book again.
His fingers made a deep impression on the edge of the page.
The past of the ancestors of the Lu family was recorded in black and white, and has nothing to do with Shu.Grandfather is also a native of Guanzhong, but A Niang seems to have mentioned that when she was young, she heard her A Niang mention a kind of Sichuan-style pastry.
Could it be because of this?No, in the final analysis, Zhang Yuanju could not be sure that the contents of this book were indeed true.Even if the person who wrote the book really exists, there is no guarantee that the other person is free to make up some stories and pass the time.
With this in mind, Lu Mingyu flipped the pages of the book casually.
A person with one body and two souls, a person with a man's body and a woman's heart... The more Lu Mingyu looked at it, the more he felt that he was thinking too much. There was no need to call his uncle to the palace and ask carefully where his grandmother's hometown was.
Probably because his mind was spinning too much, he yawned lightly and closed the book, just pressing the word "Bai Zi" on the new page.
Li Ruyi returned to the house after sending Zhang to the court for judgment, and happened to encounter such a scene.
Without Lu Mingyu's instructions, he stepped forward skillfully, lifted the small table from the emperor's bed, undressed the emperor, and put down the bed curtain.After finishing these, Li Ruyi led the palace servants and retreated quietly.
Because the body is too weak, tiredness comes quickly.Not long after, Lu Mingyu fell asleep.
And before falling asleep, the last thought of the emperor was: But, if the emperor knows that I have such a body, he will probably be very happy, right?
There is no need to think hard about how to abolish the eldest son.Like the fourth child who withdrew from the competition due to a leg injury, the eldest son who was neither male nor female was not eligible to be the heir.
Even the queen mother may still be alive.Although there will still be a lot of sadness and pain, at least it is better than now, and heaven and man will be separated forever sooner or later.
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