I'm happy after being scumbag

Memorials always have to go through multiple tests before they can be placed in front of the emperor.

However, there was really nothing to stop Yan Yunge's note. From common sense, Lu Mingyu should have seen it long ago.But neither Yan Yunge nor Zheng Yi expected that there would be another round of mistakes.

As the chief eunuch next to the emperor, one of Li Ruyi's jobs was to sort out the papers that the emperor handed in every day.Put the more important content on the top, and put some ordinary reports and greetings on the bottom.

It's just a trivial matter.However, the bribery of the chief eunuch by the former ministers was repeatedly prohibited, which shows that there are indeed some tricks.

As early as the first day when Yan Yunge's excerpts were delivered, Li Ruyi read the contents.

Others don't know the meaning of this memorial, but he can't.

Thinking of the emperor's deteriorating health and the endless charcoal basins in Funing Palace, Li Ruyi gritted her teeth, pulled the folder out from its original position, and stuffed it at the bottom.

It was like this for several days.In addition, during this period of time, there were many things in the Ministry of Rites and the emperor was busy, so I really didn't see it for a while.

While Li Ruyi breathed a sigh of relief, she also secretly worried: what she did was not a serious way after all.Sooner or later, the emperor will see it, and on that day, he still has to cheer up to deal with it.

He waited anxiously, worried about the arrival of that day.Outside the palace, Guo Xin was impatient.

He gradually decided that Yan Yunge was perfunctory.As for the reason, after much deliberation, there was only one reason: Yun Ge was really worried about the emperor.He was killed once, so he still has to think about it.

This will not work.

Guo Xin lamented his friend's soft-heartedness, while thinking about how to "pull his friend back on track".

It's not like before.Seeing that there will be great turmoil in Chang'an, how could Yun Ge go wrong?

Not only did he think on his own, but he also planned to discuss it with Zheng Yi.

When Zheng Yi heard Guo Xin's words, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly at first.Later, he gradually realized that although Guo Xin's idea was simple and rude, it was not without reason.

It was a troubled time, and Yun Ge was the backbone of the Yan family, so he couldn't make mistakes.

Just thinking about it, Guo Xin said: "I really don't understand, what kind of ecstasy soup did the dog emperor pour into Yun Ge!"

Zheng Yi replied casually: "Their relationship is different after all."

Guo Xin said, "What's the difference?"

Zheng Yi looked at him, surprised: "You don't know?"

Guo Xin was stared at by Zheng Yi, and frowned: "It's just a few sleeps."

Comparing my heart to my heart, if my concubines want to kill him, Guo Xin will definitely strangle him to death first.

What about Yunge?The dog emperor wanted to kill him, but he was still thinking about whether the emperor could have a queen?

Zheng Yi said: "Since you know..."

Guo Xin had an idea, clapped his hands and smiled: "If you want me to say, Yun Ge just doesn't know women's goodness. How about this, I will lead him to experience it better. With others, he will never be like this again."

Zheng Yi was not angry when he was interrupted.He knows more than Guo Xin, and at this moment, following the train of thought of his friend, he said, "Don't worry. What if Yun Ge really only loves Lang Jun?"

Guo Xin had an unbelievable expression on his face, while Zheng Yi was opened up and felt more and more that this was a possibility.

If not, Yun Ge is still old enough to discuss marriage, the old general can't help him?He himself is already married, and Guo Xin's old lady is also showing him.Only Yun Ge has not moved so far, presumably the father and son have already discussed something.

"Didn't you go to a flower house before?" Zheng Yi asked, "It is said that the girl was called to come up, but the gentleman who came with him later. Why don't you lead Yun Ge over there to have a look, and then make plans."

Guo Xin took a deep breath, his face full of confusion.

What Zheng Yi said was true.At that time, he vomited bitterness to his two friends, but he didn't expect that one day, he would be able to use it.

However, if Yun Ge can really figure it out because of this, it will be a good thing.

Guo Xin took a deep breath and nodded.

Yan Yunge didn't know anything about the conversation between the two.Later, Guo Xin asked him to drink, and he didn't feel any difference.

However, Yan Yunge also did not intend to agree.He has a lot of things on his hands, and everything is very important.It's not that Guo Xin doesn't know these things, so why is he rushing to lead him out at this moment?

He opened up the words, Guo Xin rolled his eyes, and replied: "Because it's important, you can't always appear in front of people! If things go on like this, others will feel strange."

Yan Yunge sneered: "What's the point?"

Guo Xin was categorical, "That's the reason! Well, Yun Ge, go with me quickly. The wine in that place is really good. I only drank it once, and I will never forget it again."

When he said the first half of the sentence, he felt a little guilty.But when it comes to "unforgettable", Guo Xin's waist straightened up a little bit.

Isn't it "unforgettable"?Thinking of the smeared Langjun in the flower building, goose bumps all over his body.When he was in the border town, Guo Xin could barely understand this behavior of masquerading as a woman, after all, there were indeed few girls there.But after returning to Chang'an, how come there are still people doing such things, even cited as Fengya?

He couldn't figure it out, but as long as those people can "pull Yun Ge back to the right path", it will be a good thing.

Hearing this, Yan Yunge could tell that if he didn't go out today, Guo Xin would definitely not give up.

He finally nodded.Before going out, he took another look at the sky and murmured, "It's so cloudy, is it going to rain?"

Guo Xin also looked up.Indeed, it was clear that the sky was still clear yesterday, but at this moment, half of the sky was filled with a dull gray.

The air is humid and stuffy, and you will be sweating if you walk around outside.

But this is not what Guo Xin cares about.He said: "About that. Yun Ge, let's go."

It was noon when the two left Yan's residence.Not long after, Lu Mingyu took a nap and started critiquing papers.

He kept the woodcarving magpies by his hand, and when he read the brochures, he always touched two of them.However, after more than ten days, the delicately carved tail of the magpie has faintly revealed a layer of soft light.

Seeing it, Lu Mingyu reflected a little, and began to "sprinkle the rain and dew" when touching the magpie, taking into account the little thing's mouth, head, waist and abdomen.

I don't know if it's because of the reassurance of the magpie, or if the new prescription from Zhang Yuanping is indeed more effective.During this period of time, although Lu Mingyu's body was still unwell, whether it was chest tightness and nausea, or the occasional abdominal pain, they all subsided a lot, and it was rare that his lower body didn't see any redness for ten days.

If it wasn't for the weird bulge in his abdomen, and the things inside would move from time to time, showing Lu Mingyu his presence, he would almost feel that he was getting better.

There are not many discounts today.The sons of the kings are already on their way, and everything is ready in Chang'an City, just waiting for their arrival.The auspicious date for King Ning's canonization has also been set, which will be at the beginning of July, one and a half months later.Qin Tianjian did the math with King Ning's horoscope, and it was a good day once in 60 years.Lu Mingyu had a premonition when he saw it, and sent a few candidates to Yan's house later, and the Yan's family really picked this time.

Although the weather was bad, it was a rare "leisure" day, and Lu Mingyu was in a good mood.

He was still in the mood to joke with Li Ruyi, saying: "Prince Qi is about to be crowned, right? Prince Jin is older than me. It would be really awkward for one of these two to call me 'Father Emperor'."

The two families of Qi and Jin are the cousins ​​of the first emperor on the one hand, and the real brothers of the first emperor on the other.There are also a few princes who are younger, and the relationship is even further away.

Li Ruyi was thinking about the book that was about to be turned to the bottom by the emperor. After hearing this, she had no intention of responding, and reluctantly said: "Your Majesty's words are really true."

Hearing Li Ruyi's tone, Lu Mingyu glanced at Li Ruyi's face and said nothing.

Li Ruyi mentioned: "Your Majesty, I heard that the peonies newly brought in from the garden are blooming, and the color is just right. Today's weather is fine..." After a pause, remembering what it was like outside, she wished she could slap herself.

But all the words have been said, there is no reason to swallow them.

Li Ruyi had no choice but to bite the bullet and continued: "There is nothing important today, you might as well go enjoy the flowers and relax."

Lu Mingyu was speechless.

Although he could see that Li Ruyi's attitude was wrong, he didn't intend to investigate it carefully.

Judging from the experience of woodcarving magpies, it is true that Li Ruyi is sometimes a little procrastinating and procrastinating, but she also really thinks about him.

But at this moment, Director Li said "Peony" on the left and "The weather is good" on the right, which made Lu Mingyu's eyelids twitch.

Li Ruyi didn't know that the major general once said that he fell in love with the emperor at first sight in front of a clump of peonies.It wasn't his fault, but Lu Mingyu was still in a bad mood.

He said dryly, "The weather is fine?"

While speaking, he picked up another booklet.

Li Ruyi broke out in a cold sweat, and wanted to make amends for herself, but she didn't know what the real taboo was in her words, so she kept saying, "Yes. The peony blooms really well, in clusters..."

Lu Mingyu said "hmm", thinking to himself, it doesn't look like there is something wrong with this book.

He takes another one.

Li Ruyi's voice started to stammer, and she said, "It's not just red, there are other colors too, it's really beautiful!"

Lu Mingyu took another copy.

At this time, Li Ruyi stopped talking.

He silently looked at the notebook in the emperor's hand.This memorial was "hidden" by him for several days.Now, it is finally about to be opened by the emperor.

Li Ruyi let out a breath slowly and was speechless.He didn't know that his performance might have already been seen through by the emperor.

Seeing his reaction like this, Lu Mingyu realized: That's right.

He lowered his eyes and looked at the memorial in his hand.

Seeing the signature on it at a glance, Yan Yunge.