Baozi Pet Shop
Chapter 102 Please start your show
"Baby, I didn't hit you..." Lin Xia sighed softly, with deep eyes, "Let's not talk about your small body, and there are no stones."
"Wow?" Dad, where are the stones?Bai Tuanzi knew that there was a stone in his chest, but where would he find the stone?
"There should be a construction site. If not, bricks are fine." The city is full of traffic, full of steel and concrete roads, and stones are rarely seen.
"Aww?" Can bricks do it too?Bai Tuanzi asked.
"Of course, there are performers who split bricks with their bare hands." Lin Xia just wanted to take back what he said just now, what if Bai Tuanzi wanted to split bricks with his bare claws!
Brick, Brick, Brick, Bai Tuanzi silently said a few times in his heart, recalling Brick's appearance.Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration. "Aww!" An An knew it!
Bai Tuanzi whimpered excitedly, jumped down, and ran away excitedly.
"Run slowly!" Lin Xia couldn't help worrying as she watched Bai Tuanzi fly out like an arrow.
Bai Tuanzi came back soon, with a bag of...biscuits in his mouth?
"Aww..." Bai Tuanzi asked Lin Xia to pick him up, Lin Xia carried him to the counter, and Bai Tuanzi spat out the bag of biscuits in his mouth.
The biscuit was opened before, Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi ate half of it, and the remaining half was inside.
"Wow!" Dad, An An found the brick!Bai Tuanzi wagged his tail, his eyes sparkled, clearly wanting to be praised.
"Huh?" Where is the brick?Lin Xia doesn't understand the relationship between bricks and biscuits.
"Wow!" The biscuit looks like a brick, and An An can crush the biscuit on his chest!Bai Tuanzi jumped up and praised his wit.
Strawberry-flavored wafers are red in color and have rows of grids on them, which really feel like bricks.
After hearing Bai Tuanzi's words, Lin Xia couldn't help but be in awe.Oh my gosh, look at this excellent answer...
Facing Bai Tuanzi's whimsical ideas, Lin Xia just wanted to shout: "Tang Yinlang, your son is really talented!"
"Aww!" Dad, An An is still missing a hammer!Bai Tuanzi was very satisfied with the "bricks" made of biscuits, and then wanted to find a hammer.
"There is no hammer." Lin Xia shook her head, there is indeed no hammer in the store, and if there is one, Bai Tuanzi can't play with it, it's so dangerous.
"Wow..." Bai Tuanzi flicked his tail, thinking about what to use instead of the hammer.At this thought, he really had an idea.
"Wow!" Dad, An An thought of it!Bai Tuanzi shouted excitedly, "Wow?" Dad, can you help Ann get a chopstick and an orange?
Lin Xia was in awe again, Bai Tuanzi was really creative.Help Bai Tuanzi bring chopsticks and oranges, insert the chopsticks into the oranges as Bai Tuanzi said, and it will be done with a small hammer.
"Wow!" An An can perform!Bai Tuanzi grinned, lay down on the table, and asked Lin Xia to put biscuits on his chest.
"Don't worry, the biscuits have to be processed. The stones used by other people to perform chest crushing are processed, otherwise it would be difficult to break." Lin Xia went to get a knife and cut open the biscuits except for the top layer.In this way, the biscuit seems to be intact, but in fact the bottom has been cut.
If you don't cut it, I don't know how many oranges you have to smash to smash the biscuits...
Lin Xia took a piece of biscuit as an experiment. The processed biscuit is easy to be smashed, but a lot of debris will fall out, which will stain the fur of the white dumpling.So Lin Xia went to get the bib and put it on for Bai Tuanzi.
All is ready except for the opportunity.Lin Xia set up her phone and turned on the camera to record.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, An'an's chest is broken with a big stone! Fellow folks, those who have money should give money, and those who don't have money..." After Lin Xia yelled, he put the processed biscuit on Bai Tuanzi's chest .
"Aww!" An'an wanted to perform a boulder-breaking performance!Bai Tuanzi told the phone about his upcoming show.
"Are you ready?" Lin Xia suppressed a smile and picked up a small hammer made of oranges.
"Aww!" An'an is ready!Bai Tuanzi took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and his heart was pounding.
The little hammer was about to hit him, and Bai Tuanzi was still somewhat scared.
"I knocked." The voice fell, and the small hammer also fell.Lin Xia didn't dare to push hard for the first time, the biscuit only opened a crack.Then Lin Xia knocked a few more times, and Bai Tuanzi simply opened his eyes.
"Wow!" Dad, you can use more force!
"Yeah." Lin Xia stepped up the force a little bit, and after a few strokes, the biscuit was completely shattered.
The show was a success!
Lin Xia wrapped the cracked biscuits in her bib, and Bai Tuanzi got up and bowed to the camera.
"Wow!" An An's performance is over!
After recording the video, Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi watched the video together.Lin Xia laughed while watching, until her stomach ached.
"Aww!" It's not funny at all, An Anke is so cool!Bai Tuanzi felt ashamed when he saw Lin Xia twitch with a smile.He covered Lin Xia's mouth with his paw, and Lin Xia stopped laughing.
Woohoo!It's not funny that An An is so cool.
"I sent the video." Lin Xia said, moving Bai Tuanzi's paw away.
"Aww!" Dad said quickly!Bai Tuanzi was looking forward to the reaction of others.
Lin Xia suppressed a smile and sent it to the WeChat group.The members of this group are all people who have a good relationship with them, so you don't have to worry about anything wrong when you post the video to this group.
When Tang Yinlang heard the news, he opened it and saw the little tiger cub lying on the counter, wearing a blue bib, with a biscuit on his chest. It is said that he was performing boulder breaking?
Bai Tuanzi took a deep breath and closed his eyes.Then the hammer fell, exm, the hammer was an orange?
The whole video is less than 1 minute, but it is unusually funny and... weird.Tang Yinlang wanted to know what happened to Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi while he was away.
Everyone in the group posted hahaha..., laughing and discussing why Bai Tuanzi suddenly wanted to do this.
"An An feels that she is poor and wants to make money by performing arts." Lin Xia suppressed a smile and typed.
Liu Shihuan: "An'an doesn't need to be a showman, but I'm willing to pay for acting coquettishly and being cute!"
Wang Ziyu: "Wow, this is a long-lost Jianghu skill, An An can dominate the Jianghu!"
Meng Zheng: "There is no boulder in the chest, it is a biscuit in the chest, ahaha..."
Chen Mingjie: "Is An An short of money? I will send red envelopes to An An!"
"Red envelopes!"
"Red envelopes!"
……
"Come on baby, Uncle Mingjie is going to give out red envelopes." Lin Xia gave Bai Tuanzi a mobile phone, Bai Tuanzi is a little tiger who likes to take selfies and grab red envelopes.
"Wow!" Bai Tuanzi's eyes glowed, and he raised his paw to get ready.
The red envelopes came, and there was a "bloody storm" in the WeChat group.Lin Xia leisurely ate biscuits and watched Bai Tuanzi snatch the red envelopes, but she didn't know how Bai Tuanzi's meat pads were able to snatch others'.
Chen Mingjie made big ones as soon as he posted them, and the least one got at least a few dollars.Baituanzi was lucky and got the most red envelopes.
"Wow!" An An got a lot of money!Bai Tuanzi showed Lin Xia the money he had robbed, his eyes narrowed with joy.
"It's amazing my baby!" Chen Mingjie sent 100 yuan, and Bai Tuanzi snatched 50 yuan, really lucky.
Others clicked 666 for the red envelope grabber Bai Tuanzi.
After grabbing the red envelope, Bai Tuanzi felt refreshed. 50 yuan is a huge sum of money for him. If this is the case, is An An a rich man!
"Wow?" Dad, how much money does An An have now?
"Baby has a lot of money now, and he can buy 1 oranges." With Bai Tuanzi's money, he can buy six skateboards, or almost 1 oranges. 1 oranges sounds like a lot more than six skateboards, and Bai Tuanzi should feel that he is really not poor at all.
"Wow!" Wow, 1 oranges!An An is so rich!Bai Tuanzi could only count to two digits, ten thousand was unthinkable for him. 1 oranges, that's really a lot!Woohoo!Thank you, Uncle Mingjie!
The innocent Bai Tuanzi thought it was Chen Mingjie's 50 yuan that turned him into a rich little tiger...
Lin Xia touched Bai Tuanzi's head, thinking how important a proper metaphor is.If he had said that earlier, Bai Tuanzi wouldn't have to worry so much.
"Wow!" Dad's news!Bai Tuanzi kept staring at his phone, and he knew as soon as Tang Yinlang sent a message.
"An'an is short of money?" Lin Xia read out to let Bai Tuanzi know what it meant.
"Wow..." An An is not short of money now, and An An can buy 1 oranges... Bai Tuanzi was about to send it, but Lin Xia quickly swipe up to cancel it.
"Don't worry, I want to see what he will do." Lin Xia smiled slightly, and replied: "Baby said he is poor, he wants to make money..." followed by a pitiful expression.
Lin Xia wanted to know Tang Yinlang's reaction, whether to give Bai Tuanzi money directly or to do something else...
"Why does An An think he is poor?" Everything has a reason, and Bai Tuanzi said there should be a reason for being poor.
"Because he can only buy six skateboards with all his net worth." Tang Yinlang was quite rational. He asked the reason first and didn't directly throw money at Bai Tuanzi.
"... Does An An know that his skateboard is the most expensive skateboard in the mall?" Tang Yinlang understood the cub's thinking. Six skateboards must be very few for him. No wonder Bai Tuanzi felt that he was poor.
"..." Tang Yinlang hit the nail on the head, Lin Xia already regretted wanting to see Tang Yinlang's reaction, but Lin Xia still wanted to make trouble. "I told the baby, but he still thinks he is poor."
"You can replace the skateboard with something else." Tang Yinlang's first thought was the same as Lin Xia's.
"I said it, but he still feels poor." Lin Xia made a wry smile, acting all the way.
Tang Yinlang pondered for a while on the other end and said, with a strong air of a domineering president rushing towards his face: "An An's boulder-breaking performance is very good, and I will reward you with 100 million."
This is the money that Bai Tuanzi earned through performing arts, and he definitely didn't just give it to him casually!
"..." Lin Xia didn't speak for a long time, he poked Bai Tuanzi, and said slowly: "Your president dad said to give you a reward of 100 million."
Tang Yinlang gave him 3344520 during the New Year, and now he gives Bai Tuanzi 100 million, and Zhao Yuhao also gives him 100 million. Could it be that the CEOs come here every now and then?
"Aww?!" How much is 100 million, is it [-] thousand?Bai Tuanzi was so surprised that his voice broke.Ten thousand is a lot, a hundred is a lot, isn't that one hundred thousand a lot!
"Baby, let me do a show too!"
"Aww?..."
The author has something to say: Lin Xia: I want to be a performer too!
Tang Yinlang: I don't accept performing arts, I only accept prostitution!
good night~
"Wow?" Dad, where are the stones?Bai Tuanzi knew that there was a stone in his chest, but where would he find the stone?
"There should be a construction site. If not, bricks are fine." The city is full of traffic, full of steel and concrete roads, and stones are rarely seen.
"Aww?" Can bricks do it too?Bai Tuanzi asked.
"Of course, there are performers who split bricks with their bare hands." Lin Xia just wanted to take back what he said just now, what if Bai Tuanzi wanted to split bricks with his bare claws!
Brick, Brick, Brick, Bai Tuanzi silently said a few times in his heart, recalling Brick's appearance.Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration. "Aww!" An An knew it!
Bai Tuanzi whimpered excitedly, jumped down, and ran away excitedly.
"Run slowly!" Lin Xia couldn't help worrying as she watched Bai Tuanzi fly out like an arrow.
Bai Tuanzi came back soon, with a bag of...biscuits in his mouth?
"Aww..." Bai Tuanzi asked Lin Xia to pick him up, Lin Xia carried him to the counter, and Bai Tuanzi spat out the bag of biscuits in his mouth.
The biscuit was opened before, Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi ate half of it, and the remaining half was inside.
"Wow!" Dad, An An found the brick!Bai Tuanzi wagged his tail, his eyes sparkled, clearly wanting to be praised.
"Huh?" Where is the brick?Lin Xia doesn't understand the relationship between bricks and biscuits.
"Wow!" The biscuit looks like a brick, and An An can crush the biscuit on his chest!Bai Tuanzi jumped up and praised his wit.
Strawberry-flavored wafers are red in color and have rows of grids on them, which really feel like bricks.
After hearing Bai Tuanzi's words, Lin Xia couldn't help but be in awe.Oh my gosh, look at this excellent answer...
Facing Bai Tuanzi's whimsical ideas, Lin Xia just wanted to shout: "Tang Yinlang, your son is really talented!"
"Aww!" Dad, An An is still missing a hammer!Bai Tuanzi was very satisfied with the "bricks" made of biscuits, and then wanted to find a hammer.
"There is no hammer." Lin Xia shook her head, there is indeed no hammer in the store, and if there is one, Bai Tuanzi can't play with it, it's so dangerous.
"Wow..." Bai Tuanzi flicked his tail, thinking about what to use instead of the hammer.At this thought, he really had an idea.
"Wow!" Dad, An An thought of it!Bai Tuanzi shouted excitedly, "Wow?" Dad, can you help Ann get a chopstick and an orange?
Lin Xia was in awe again, Bai Tuanzi was really creative.Help Bai Tuanzi bring chopsticks and oranges, insert the chopsticks into the oranges as Bai Tuanzi said, and it will be done with a small hammer.
"Wow!" An An can perform!Bai Tuanzi grinned, lay down on the table, and asked Lin Xia to put biscuits on his chest.
"Don't worry, the biscuits have to be processed. The stones used by other people to perform chest crushing are processed, otherwise it would be difficult to break." Lin Xia went to get a knife and cut open the biscuits except for the top layer.In this way, the biscuit seems to be intact, but in fact the bottom has been cut.
If you don't cut it, I don't know how many oranges you have to smash to smash the biscuits...
Lin Xia took a piece of biscuit as an experiment. The processed biscuit is easy to be smashed, but a lot of debris will fall out, which will stain the fur of the white dumpling.So Lin Xia went to get the bib and put it on for Bai Tuanzi.
All is ready except for the opportunity.Lin Xia set up her phone and turned on the camera to record.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, An'an's chest is broken with a big stone! Fellow folks, those who have money should give money, and those who don't have money..." After Lin Xia yelled, he put the processed biscuit on Bai Tuanzi's chest .
"Aww!" An'an wanted to perform a boulder-breaking performance!Bai Tuanzi told the phone about his upcoming show.
"Are you ready?" Lin Xia suppressed a smile and picked up a small hammer made of oranges.
"Aww!" An'an is ready!Bai Tuanzi took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and his heart was pounding.
The little hammer was about to hit him, and Bai Tuanzi was still somewhat scared.
"I knocked." The voice fell, and the small hammer also fell.Lin Xia didn't dare to push hard for the first time, the biscuit only opened a crack.Then Lin Xia knocked a few more times, and Bai Tuanzi simply opened his eyes.
"Wow!" Dad, you can use more force!
"Yeah." Lin Xia stepped up the force a little bit, and after a few strokes, the biscuit was completely shattered.
The show was a success!
Lin Xia wrapped the cracked biscuits in her bib, and Bai Tuanzi got up and bowed to the camera.
"Wow!" An An's performance is over!
After recording the video, Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi watched the video together.Lin Xia laughed while watching, until her stomach ached.
"Aww!" It's not funny at all, An Anke is so cool!Bai Tuanzi felt ashamed when he saw Lin Xia twitch with a smile.He covered Lin Xia's mouth with his paw, and Lin Xia stopped laughing.
Woohoo!It's not funny that An An is so cool.
"I sent the video." Lin Xia said, moving Bai Tuanzi's paw away.
"Aww!" Dad said quickly!Bai Tuanzi was looking forward to the reaction of others.
Lin Xia suppressed a smile and sent it to the WeChat group.The members of this group are all people who have a good relationship with them, so you don't have to worry about anything wrong when you post the video to this group.
When Tang Yinlang heard the news, he opened it and saw the little tiger cub lying on the counter, wearing a blue bib, with a biscuit on his chest. It is said that he was performing boulder breaking?
Bai Tuanzi took a deep breath and closed his eyes.Then the hammer fell, exm, the hammer was an orange?
The whole video is less than 1 minute, but it is unusually funny and... weird.Tang Yinlang wanted to know what happened to Lin Xia and Bai Tuanzi while he was away.
Everyone in the group posted hahaha..., laughing and discussing why Bai Tuanzi suddenly wanted to do this.
"An An feels that she is poor and wants to make money by performing arts." Lin Xia suppressed a smile and typed.
Liu Shihuan: "An'an doesn't need to be a showman, but I'm willing to pay for acting coquettishly and being cute!"
Wang Ziyu: "Wow, this is a long-lost Jianghu skill, An An can dominate the Jianghu!"
Meng Zheng: "There is no boulder in the chest, it is a biscuit in the chest, ahaha..."
Chen Mingjie: "Is An An short of money? I will send red envelopes to An An!"
"Red envelopes!"
"Red envelopes!"
……
"Come on baby, Uncle Mingjie is going to give out red envelopes." Lin Xia gave Bai Tuanzi a mobile phone, Bai Tuanzi is a little tiger who likes to take selfies and grab red envelopes.
"Wow!" Bai Tuanzi's eyes glowed, and he raised his paw to get ready.
The red envelopes came, and there was a "bloody storm" in the WeChat group.Lin Xia leisurely ate biscuits and watched Bai Tuanzi snatch the red envelopes, but she didn't know how Bai Tuanzi's meat pads were able to snatch others'.
Chen Mingjie made big ones as soon as he posted them, and the least one got at least a few dollars.Baituanzi was lucky and got the most red envelopes.
"Wow!" An An got a lot of money!Bai Tuanzi showed Lin Xia the money he had robbed, his eyes narrowed with joy.
"It's amazing my baby!" Chen Mingjie sent 100 yuan, and Bai Tuanzi snatched 50 yuan, really lucky.
Others clicked 666 for the red envelope grabber Bai Tuanzi.
After grabbing the red envelope, Bai Tuanzi felt refreshed. 50 yuan is a huge sum of money for him. If this is the case, is An An a rich man!
"Wow?" Dad, how much money does An An have now?
"Baby has a lot of money now, and he can buy 1 oranges." With Bai Tuanzi's money, he can buy six skateboards, or almost 1 oranges. 1 oranges sounds like a lot more than six skateboards, and Bai Tuanzi should feel that he is really not poor at all.
"Wow!" Wow, 1 oranges!An An is so rich!Bai Tuanzi could only count to two digits, ten thousand was unthinkable for him. 1 oranges, that's really a lot!Woohoo!Thank you, Uncle Mingjie!
The innocent Bai Tuanzi thought it was Chen Mingjie's 50 yuan that turned him into a rich little tiger...
Lin Xia touched Bai Tuanzi's head, thinking how important a proper metaphor is.If he had said that earlier, Bai Tuanzi wouldn't have to worry so much.
"Wow!" Dad's news!Bai Tuanzi kept staring at his phone, and he knew as soon as Tang Yinlang sent a message.
"An'an is short of money?" Lin Xia read out to let Bai Tuanzi know what it meant.
"Wow..." An An is not short of money now, and An An can buy 1 oranges... Bai Tuanzi was about to send it, but Lin Xia quickly swipe up to cancel it.
"Don't worry, I want to see what he will do." Lin Xia smiled slightly, and replied: "Baby said he is poor, he wants to make money..." followed by a pitiful expression.
Lin Xia wanted to know Tang Yinlang's reaction, whether to give Bai Tuanzi money directly or to do something else...
"Why does An An think he is poor?" Everything has a reason, and Bai Tuanzi said there should be a reason for being poor.
"Because he can only buy six skateboards with all his net worth." Tang Yinlang was quite rational. He asked the reason first and didn't directly throw money at Bai Tuanzi.
"... Does An An know that his skateboard is the most expensive skateboard in the mall?" Tang Yinlang understood the cub's thinking. Six skateboards must be very few for him. No wonder Bai Tuanzi felt that he was poor.
"..." Tang Yinlang hit the nail on the head, Lin Xia already regretted wanting to see Tang Yinlang's reaction, but Lin Xia still wanted to make trouble. "I told the baby, but he still thinks he is poor."
"You can replace the skateboard with something else." Tang Yinlang's first thought was the same as Lin Xia's.
"I said it, but he still feels poor." Lin Xia made a wry smile, acting all the way.
Tang Yinlang pondered for a while on the other end and said, with a strong air of a domineering president rushing towards his face: "An An's boulder-breaking performance is very good, and I will reward you with 100 million."
This is the money that Bai Tuanzi earned through performing arts, and he definitely didn't just give it to him casually!
"..." Lin Xia didn't speak for a long time, he poked Bai Tuanzi, and said slowly: "Your president dad said to give you a reward of 100 million."
Tang Yinlang gave him 3344520 during the New Year, and now he gives Bai Tuanzi 100 million, and Zhao Yuhao also gives him 100 million. Could it be that the CEOs come here every now and then?
"Aww?!" How much is 100 million, is it [-] thousand?Bai Tuanzi was so surprised that his voice broke.Ten thousand is a lot, a hundred is a lot, isn't that one hundred thousand a lot!
"Baby, let me do a show too!"
"Aww?..."
The author has something to say: Lin Xia: I want to be a performer too!
Tang Yinlang: I don't accept performing arts, I only accept prostitution!
good night~
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