Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

After Hong Heyue figured out what was going on, they couldn't laugh or cry. They glanced at Xiao Le who was hiding far away. Hong flicked his fishtail and came to Huang's second brother. After showing his body, he raised his eyebrows.

"Second brother, to be a mermaid, you should be more honest."

Unconvinced, Second Brother Huang also shook his powerful fish tail to compete with Hong. In the end, Second Wife Huang felt that her partner had lost, so she pulled Huang's ear back into the hole with him.

Seeing Huang being cleaned up, Xiao Le blinked. The blue fish tail flicked and wanted to go back to the cave, but was stopped by Yue, "Le, go for a walk."

Seeing that they were smiling, Xiao Le didn't get angry with him, so he swam over.

The place to walk today is the sea stone garden outside the village, which is full of beautiful scenery formed by natural sea stones. Many mermaids get married here, and Yue and Hong are here.

They walked in front hand in hand, Xiao Le followed behind, looking here and there.

If you are curious, you can swim over to touch it, play with it, and when you have had enough, you will be called back by your brother and sister-in-law to continue walking. Don’t underestimate such a sea stone garden. It takes more than an hour to visit, Xiao Le’s The tail of the fish was a little sour, and the family swam back slowly.

After arriving home, Hong turned on Shadow Stone and played a good Mermaid vs. Siren movie. After watching one episode, the three mermaids went back to their room to rest.

Xiao Le touched the golden pearl before going to sleep, and then fell into a deep sleep.

After working for a few days, Yue Hehong suddenly told Xiao Le that they were going to sell dim sum, and hoped that Xiao Le could help, so they would not go to the field in the future.

Xiao Le thought about his mission, and it was impossible not to go to the ground, "I help in the morning and go to work in the afternoon. I don't have many friends. If I don't get closer to them, I won't have any friends in the future."

These words made the husband and wife unable to refuse, so they nodded.

Hong went to find the old man in the village and made a small frame for Yue with sea trees, put the prepared snacks, and a small signboard called: Hongyuele Dim Sum Shop.

The name is a bit silly, but it is the name of their family of three, and Huang is very envious.

"Here is a seaweed eel cake." Huang took out three shellfish, Xiao Le took over, and Yue quickly packed them with clean disposable sea shells and handed them to Huang.

"Did you not go to the field today?"

Xiao Le asked him.

While eating the pastry, Huang replied, "It's the first day you open here, so I have to come over to cheer, how about you? Are you still going?"

"Go," Xiao Le nodded, and said to the drooling little mermaids, "Want to eat?"

The little mermaids nodded one after another, and Yue Jian called them over, "Bring a guest over, and I'll give you a piece of dessert."

Huang Wenyan immediately raised his hand, "Can I do it? Can I be like them?"

"How old are you?"

Xiao Le glanced at him with some disgust.

Huang didn't care, "You don't understand, this is also the joy of foodies."

"Considering today is the first day, so it's okay, the trouble is yellow."

Yue laughed.

Huang Le swam away happily.

"Sister-in-law, don't we sell it a little cheaply?"

Xiao Le looked at the dim sum on their shelf, the most expensive dish was five shells.

"Small profits but quick sales. When we save enough money in the future, we will go to Dahai Town to open a shop. Then you will go with us."

Xiao Le asked immediately, "What about the work in the field?"

Yue found out that Xiao Le really likes working recently, "We have taken good care of you, you don't have to work, you can do what you want, didn't you want to be a sea star before? You are so beautiful, Your brother and I support you."

"No," Xiao Le shook his head, and said with a deep expression, "Those were all unrealistic childhood dreams, and now I want to grow meaty sea shell meat and make our small sea village a sea shell meat farm." Great place of origin!"

Uncle Wu, the village head, was dragged over by his grandson to buy pastries. He happened to hear Xiao Le's words, and smiled gratifiedly, "Good boy."

Xiao Le blushed, and the fifth uncle laughed out loud when he saw this, picked up his little grandson and asked him to choose a few pastries, then gave it to Xiao Lebei, and said, "At that time, I will make a poster at my own expense, and it will be printed on it. With your appearance, become the spokesperson mermaid of our small sea village Hishell."

"Really?"

Xiao Le asked excitedly.

"When did Fifth Uncle deceive the mermaid?"

Uncle Wu laughed even louder, and Yue couldn't help chuckling, "Then I'll sponsor another shadow stone, which looks like Le recommends sea shell meat."

"Ouch, that's a better idea."

Xiao Le's face flushed red and he was extremely excited.

When I went to work in the afternoon, I was still showing off to Huang how good I am in the future, but Huang didn't laugh at the other party, but touched his yellow hair, "I don't want to be successful, I want to be a hair stylist, and the shop will open soon." In Haizhen, you can come to me for any hairstyle you want in the future!"

"Okay, okay."

Xiao Le nodded again and again, then grabbed his blue hair, and discussed with Huang what hairstyle would be better for him, his yellow eyes rolled, "Let's go to town tomorrow afternoon to get it done."

"How much is that?"

"You prepare fifty shells, if it's not enough, I'll lend it to you."

Huang Dafang said.

Xiao Le touched his pocket, "I only have ten shells."

"Ask your brother and sister-in-law for a loan."

Xiao Le shook his head, "I'm already this old."

"You're not yet an adult, and besides, you're borrowing and not repaying," Huang looked at Xiao Le strangely, Xiao Le rubbed his nose and said something vague.

At this moment, a few young mermaids swam over from not far away, good guy, Xiao Le's eyes fell on his new hairstyle and he couldn't take his eyes off.

"It's so beautiful! See it? I want to do that too!"

Huang excitedly said.

"I-I want too!"

Xiao Le squeezed his little hand, and shook the fish's tail away excitedly.

When Hong came to pick him up in the evening, Huang winked at Xiao Le, then left with his friends, and Xiao Le came to Hong.

"Are you happy today?"

Hong asked.

"It's okay," Xiao Leqing coughed, "Brother, don't you really like the signed photo of the mermaid star that I keep privately? I'll sell it to you."

Hong was taken aback, then said excitedly, "Are you really willing?"

"Willing to give up," Xiao Le nodded again and again, "You give me a price."

"I... wait," Hong squinted his eyes and looked at Xiao Le, Xiao Le curled up the tip of his tail nervously. Seeing this, Hong suddenly realized, "Are you dead?"

"Ahem, who hasn't had a tight hand yet."

"I'll just give it to you, there's no need to sell anything."

Red waved his hand.

"No, I'm already this old," Xiao Le refused, "If you don't want it, I'll sell it to other mermaids, and they want it too."

"I, me, me, give me, give me!"

That was his favorite mermaid star, and his force value was overwhelming.

Hong likes it very much.

"For the sake of you being my own brother, two hundred Bei is enough."

"Are you crazy? You can sell this thing for at least a thousand shells!"

Hong looked at Xiao Le in shock.

"Do you want it? Don't want me to sell it to other mermaids."

"Yes, yes!"

Hong quickly grabbed his arm, "I'll give it now!"

"Aren't you going to discuss it with your sister-in-law?"

"Ahem, my private room, keep it a secret."

"They are all brothers, and I will sue?"

Xiao Le happily went home with Hong, and Yue was preparing dinner, so the two brothers seized the opportunity and the deal was successful.

When they had dinner in the evening, their appetites were so good that Yuedu ate an extra bowl. They were going to go for a walk together, but Huang came to find Xiao Le, so Xiao Le didn't go.

"Look, these are all the hairstyles I collected," Huang enthusiastically showed Xiao Le the sea books he collected, all of which were hairstyles.

"I'll just do it today and see that."

Xiao Le's position is very firm.

Huang still wanted to look at it again, "I want to make a better looking one."

"Then look again, I've already made up my mind." Afraid of being half-hearted, Xiao Le turned his head away and didn't look at the Haishu. Seeing this, Huang began to think about what he was doing.

Maybe it was because Xiao Le was alone at home, so Yue and Hong came back within half an hour.

Seeing this, Huang also returned home with Haishu.

When watching Shi Ying, Hong pointed at the sea monster on the screen with disgust on his face, "There are still unwilling sea monsters sneaking into our mermaid country, it's so disgusting!"

It can be said that the mermaid and the siren have a blood feud.

Sea monsters always like to transform into mermaids. Once a real mermaid takes the bait to be a friend or something, they will just lure them away and end up with no bones left.

The sea monster is ferocious and ferocious in person, but its ability is not great, but its ability to transform is a headache for mermaids.

"A few days ago, Uncle Wu was still saying that there was a sea monster that turned into a mermaid, and abducted many little mermaids. It took a long time to catch two sea monsters," Yue frowned, and his tone was not very good.

"You know how to lie to a child, if you meet me, I'll kill him!"

Xiao Le said.

"Remember how to identify a siren?"

Hong asked.

"Of course I remember, this is a compulsory course for mermaids, okay?"

Xiao Le rolled his eyes.

"Then tell me."

Hong continued to ask, and Yue also looked over.

"The mermaid transformed by the sea monster does not speak, because the sea monster's voice is ugly, so when you open your mouth, you know it's not a mermaid."

Hong Heyue nodded, signaling Xiao Le to continue.

"Second, they are not vegetarians. It can be said that vegetarians make them feel sick and uncomfortable, so 90.00% of those who have been non-vegetarians are sirens."

"Third, the mermaids transformed by the sea monsters don't like male mermaids. They like to cling to beautiful people, female mermaids or little mermaids, because according to research, female mermaids and little mermaids taste better."

After Xiao Le said that there was nothing wrong for most of the day, Hong Heyue showed a satisfied smile, making Xiao Le dumbfounded.

"What are you worried about, I'm a little clever."

"Little Clever, you have forgotten that you are not yet an adult. In the eyes of the sea monster, you are just a little mermaid."

Hong pinched Xiao Le's face, and was scolded by Yue, "Say something auspicious!"

Hong immediately rubbed Xiao Le's face, and added, "You are amazing!"

"Don't worry, I'm not a good dog," Xiao Le was very confident. When he told them the next afternoon that he wanted to go to town with Huang, Hong wanted to go with him. Xiao Le knew that he was going hunting, so he declined, "We will Hurry up and go back, it’s not far away.”

It’s really not far. It takes only ten minutes to take the small shark to go there, and the big shark will arrive in 5 minutes.

"Then you come back early, and if you don't come home after the appointed time, I'll go find you," Yue said.

"I know."

Xiao Le responded quickly.

Huang had been waiting for a long time, and when he saw Xiao Le coming out, he swam up, "After thinking about it, I still think it's better to have hairtail hairstyle."

"Very suitable for you," Xiao Le nodded.

"Thank you, I think so too, let's go."

Huang took Xiao Le's arm and rushed forward. Not long after they left, Hong went to Huang's house. After learning that Xiao Le and the others were going to the town to get a haircut, Hong went back and said to Yue, "I used to persuade him to go He doesn't want to have a nice hairstyle, but now he wants to do it voluntarily."

"Recently, he and Huang have a good relationship. Maybe Huang proposed it. It happened that Le felt interested, so he agreed?"

"Your analysis makes sense. I'm really looking forward to it. I don't know what hairstyle Le will make."

"As long as it's not in the shape of a fish, it's fine," Yue chuckled.

Hong thinks hairtail hairstyle is also good.

In order to save shellfish, Xiao Le and the others chose the small shark. The small shark is bumpy and slow, but a mermaid needs only one shell.

"Why are there so many mermaids?"

Xiao Le, who was about to slip off the little shark's back, held on tightly to Huang who was a little inside, and Huang also struggled to hold on to the two unfamiliar mermaids, "Little shark, everyone likes it."

"Yes, it makes sense."

Xiao Le didn't dare to be distracted, because he was afraid of falling. The bottom of the **** is deep, and it's not easy for mermaids to fall.

After arriving in Haizhen, Xiao Le breathed a sigh of relief, and ran all the way to the best hair salon in Haizhen with Huang.

"Would you two wash your hair or do your hair?"

The boss is a green-tailed mermaid, he looks a bit burly, but his hairstyle is very visible, Xiao Le's eyes are straight when he sees it, "do hairstyle, boss, what does your hairstyle belong to?"

"This is mine?"

The boss grinned, "Have you seen the first part of War Siren?" "Yes."

Xiao Le and Huang nodded frequently.

"My inspiration comes from the moment the sea monster was beaten to death, the blood he sprayed out, I named it the hunting moment!"

It's like a big knife, standing on the head, plus the boss's green hair, no matter how you look at it, it's tangible.

"I think……"

"No! You don't want to!"

Before Xiao Le could say it, Huang had already covered his mouth, "If you go back at the time of hunting, your brother-in-law and my parents will be able to hunt and kill me!"

"If you are underage, my style is not suitable for you, and I don't recommend it. You sit down first. Here are photos of hairstyles made by my customers before. You can refer to them."

The boss is also a man who knows how to advance and retreat, and he did not deceive the little mermaid.

Xiao Le still didn't look at it, and told the boss the hairstyle he saw yesterday. The boss nodded, and asked him to sit down, "Actually, this hairstyle has a history."

"How to say?"

Asked Huang, who was watching other hairstyles with the album.

"It is rumored that hundreds of years ago, when the sea gate was not closed, mermaids went to the sea to play, and saw humans with this long hair. After returning, they were pushed into the mermaid world."

The one Xiao Le chose is, in popular terms, the fairy-like hairstyle in ancient costumes in The Legend of Xianxia.

There is no special hair-tying thing in the sea, but there are hairstyles that can stand up the hair. Xiao Le chose this one, which is the hair-tying. There are two long hairs on the side of the ears, which is very beautiful.

Because Xiao Le's hair is a bit curly, it needs to be straightened, and then "tie up" to hang down.

After Xiao Le finished this one, the boss was very satisfied, and even said, "Well, I will only charge you twenty bucks, how about taking a picture for me?"

"Okay," Xiao Le is naturally willing to do this good thing.

But Huangyan was very greedy.

When Huang was getting his hair done, Xiao Le thought he still had 180 Bei, so he wanted to go for a stroll in the town, "I'll just go outside for a stroll, and I'll come back to find you later."

Huang was a little worried, "Don't go far, I will be worried."

"it is good."

In fact, besides smoking sea cigarettes and drinking sea wine, Huang's three views are relatively positive. For example, he took Xiao Le to do hairstyles, but he didn't encourage him to do something that was not suitable for this age group. He also took care of Xiao Le all the time. I'm afraid that something will happen to him.

For these two points, Xiao Le felt that this friend made a good friend.

After buying some snacks, Xiao Le also brought some food and small gifts for his brother-in-law. Just as he was about to go back to the barber shop, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure coming out of a narrow long hole.

With an inch head, the upper body is wearing an ordinary black sea suit, and the bottom...is a black fishtail.

Black Mermaid?

Xiao Le didn't have time to think, so he chased after him. He was quickly spotted by the mermaid. When the mermaid turned around, Xiao Le blinked and handed over the roasted shrimp he bought for Huang, "Do you want to eat it?"

The black-tailed mermaid frowned slightly, stepped back, and scrutinized Xiao Le.

Xiao Le handed the roasted shrimp a little more, "I want to be friends with you."

As a result, the black-tailed mermaid sneered, and swam away quickly with a cold face.

Xiao Le chased after a few steps but failed to catch up. He was a little frustrated but very happy. This time, the dog man was just like him, a "human being."

Anyway, he couldn't run away, so Xiao Le rolled his eyes and swam to the long hole where the black-tailed mermaid came out just now, but was scared by a group of stray mermaids and ran out quickly.

"How dare you, little mermaid, go in there!"

The partner of the owner of the barber shop saw that he hadn't come back for a long time, and Huang was worried, so he came out to look for him, but saw him coming out of the long hole. He didn't care about the customers, so he pulled him away quickly, and taught him a lesson. .

"Why are there so many..."

Xiao Le pointed to the long hole at the back.

"Those are bad mermaids, as bad as sea monsters. Don't go in out of curiosity."

Xiao Le was taken aback for a moment, and felt a little unhappy when he thought that the dog man also came from there.

Back at the barber shop, Huang was done too. He made a skyrocket hairstyle. Xiao Le went with him to the place where the little shark was waiting. It was only when the shark was approaching that Xiao Le remembered to quickly give him the snacks he bought for Huang.

"eat fast."

There is no time to eat when you get on the little shark.

While Huang Kaixin was eating, in the dark not far away, the black-tailed mermaid stared at them closely. After watching them get on the little shark, the black-tailed mermaid lowered her eyes.

Sure enough, she was lying to him, saying that being friends with him meant giving the roasted shrimp to other mermaids.

When he got angry, he seemed to be in pain, and then he hurried to swim to the deep sea...

Xiao Le's new hairstyle was praised by his family members, Yue and Hong also gave him fifteen shells each, saying it was pocket money, and now Xiao Le has 210 shells.

"Brother, do you know that there is a long hole across from the place where the roasted shrimps are sold in Haizhen?"

"Long hole?"

Hong was eating the snacks that Xiao Le brought back for them. Hearing this, she thought about it carefully, "I have no impression."

"He hasn't been to Haizhen for a long time," Yue shook his head, "I do know a little bit, I heard that it was newly dug out, and the people living in it are all marked mermaids."

If you make a mistake, those who have been in the sea prison are marked.

"What's the difference between the marked mermaid? Where is the mark number?"

Xiao Le asked.

"On the arm," this Hong knew, pointing to his own arm, "as long as there is a fierce mermaid head, it will be marked."

Xiao Le thought carefully about the dog man's appearance, and he didn't know if the clothes were marked or not.

For a moment, his heart was very disturbed, and when he thought of the dog man suffering, he became very irritable.

Not in the mood to look at Shi Ying anymore, Xiao Le went back to the room and grabbed the golden pearl, nestled on the bed, his mind was filled with the appearance of a black-tailed mermaid over and over again.

It's actually... very nice.

After being unable to fall asleep, Xiao Le sat up and summoned a white screen, then found the contact headquarters, sent out a long list, and signed his name and job number on the back. The top of the head rises slowly.

His body is very good-looking, somewhat similar to the mission object, but even better-looking. If he leaves the mission body in the mission world without consent, he will be punished, but Xiao Le doesn't care so much, he bites He broke his finger and put a blood mark on the back of the signature.

Then he was instantly sucked into the mermaid's body. In an instant, his face was extremely pale, and severe pain came from his brain. Xiao Le bit his lip tightly, blood dripped, and the red man who was watching a movie in the main room smelled the smell of blood. In an instant, Xiao Le's door was kicked open immediately.

And the moment before he kicked it away, Xiao Le had already put away the white screen and was lying on the bed covered in cold sweat. His bitten lip was now covered with blood, and some of it slipped down on his face and chin.

"happy!"

Yue who followed in was also taken aback.

Hong bent down to hug Xiao Le to see a sea doctor, but Xiao Le said with trembling lips, "Don't, don't touch me, I, I hurt."

Leaving the tasker's body without authorization, leaving for a second, the tasker's body will be in pain for an hour, and he just left for at least 30 seconds, which means he will be in pain for [-] hours.

During this period, as long as he moves or someone touches him, he will only hurt more.

"I, I'll go to Hai Doctor, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

Hong's hands were also shaking. He didn't know what happened to Xiao Le, but he was very scared.

"You go!"

Yue came to Xiao Le's side, "I'll guard him!"

"Yes, sorry."

Xiao Le said with difficulty, the tip of his tongue was hurting, but this time he was selfish and made his family worry.

"Stop talking, stop talking, I'll be right back!"

Hong ran out, Yue wanted to wipe Xiao Le's face, but Xiao Le shook his head slightly, "Touch, it hurts."

"It hurts more when I touch you, doesn't it?"

Xiao Le moved his eyes slightly, indicating yes.

Yue had no choice but to not touch him, and soon the sea doctor was invited over, the same sea doctor from last time.

They came very quickly, and as soon as the Hai doctor was about to start, Yue said, "It hurts even more when you touch him."

Doctor Hai frowned, looked at the half-dead Xiao Le, and finally looked at the golden pearl in the shell on the stage, "Take it here and try."

Hong quickly brought the shell.

"After you left, I have been researching the information. Mermaids like this have appeared in ancient times. The tears of the mermaids are the best medicine for wounds."

While speaking, Dr. Hai picked up a pearl and stuffed it into Xiao Le's mouth. As soon as the pearl entered his mouth, it turned into tears and went directly into Xiao Le's stomach.

Strangely, Xiao Le did feel the pain lessen.

This is amazing!It is important to know that pain in general, there is no way to solve it.