Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

Xiao Le, who left after cooking, didn't think about how the Zhang family cursed him. It was a little rainy today, so everyone didn't go to work.

Those who are more diligent are either tinkering with their own small vegetable fields, or they go to the back mountain to chop firewood, and they don’t have to carry it back. After chopping, mark their own home, put it there, and dry it in the sun for two days. Go back again.

Xiao Le didn't go home, but went to Liu's house, which was a little thinner than Zhang's, but also took things from the original owner.

The Liu family has a simple population, just a family of three. The head of the family is Liu Hongguo. Because he is a little bald, he is called Old Guang Liu. In fact, he is only in his early thirties.

When his wife gave birth to her second child, the bleeding disappeared, and he took care of his two sons alone.

Among them, the youngest son is still sick, and the family still lives in a thatched house, so it can be said that it is indeed a bit poor.

Lao Guang Liu belongs to you, if you give me something, I will, and I will not tell you that I am poor, but you can see that I am poor.

His eldest son is named Liu Weijun, and his youngest son is named Liu Weiliang.

The older one is eighteen this year, and the younger one is twelve this year.

"Yo, Brother Liu just came back?"

When Lao Guang Liu and his elder son came back with slightly wet clothes, they saw Xiao Le sitting with his younger son at the door of the main room with a smile on his face, and immediately greeted them with a smile when they came back.

"Xiao Le, ouch, Wei Jun and I went to the back mountain to cut firewood early in the morning. Isn't it hard not to go to work? Prepare some firewood, it will be useful in winter."

The smile on Laoguang Liu's face is much more sincere than Zhang's father.

Xiao Le glanced at the silent Liu Weijun, and said with a smile, "Indeed, it's getting a bit cold now, bro, come and sit down, I have something to tell you."

Old Guang Liu Wenyan responded, and asked Liu Weijun to take Liu Weiliang to the kitchen to get some food, and asked Xiao Le if he had eaten.

"Eat, eat at Brother Zhang's house."

Lao Guang Liu was a little surprised when he heard this. The old boy of the Zhang family actually let Xiao Le eat there?

"It's his birthday today, let's go to his house to celebrate his birthday together," Xiao Le said excitedly, "He doesn't have many friends, let's go and make him lively."

"It's okay," Lao Guangliu raised his hand and touched his bald head, "We can't go empty-handed, my house..."

"How can you think of Brother Zhang so much!" Xiao Le disapproved, "He will be happy even if we go empty-handed!"

"……yes?"

Lao Guang Liu really didn't believe it.

"No matter how bad it is, let's each take a handful of green vegetables and add another vegetable. My vegetable field is running out of vegetables. Brother, help me gather some vegetables, and the two of us will send them over together."

Xiao Le patted Lao Guang Liu on the shoulder, his face was like a good brother, as if you would definitely help me, so Lao Guang Liu really couldn't refuse.

"Okay," anyway, that Lao Zhang, who wants to save face, will not drive them out. After all, Xiao Le has helped him so much. Is that what you're talking about?"

"How can this be possible?" Xiao Le poked Lao Guangliu with his hand, "Your guards will be nineteen after winter, right?"

"Yeah, big boy," Old Guang Liu said with a smile.

"What do you think of that girl Chenghong?"

Xiao Le asked again.

Old Guang Liu was taken aback, looked at Xiao Le, hesitantly asked, "Old Zhang's daughter?"

"That's right, there is a second girl named Cheng Hong in our village?"

Xiao Le's winking made Guang Liu even more confused, "She's only seventeen, what's wrong?"

"what happened?"

Xiao Le frowned and lowered his voice, "You don't know?"

"Know what?"

Lao Guang Liu was even more confused, completely unaware of what Xiao Le wanted to express.

Xiao Le slapped him hard on the shoulder, the pain made Lao Guang Liu almost jump up, but Xiao Le pressed his shoulder with one hand, so he didn't jump up.

"Your guard and Cheng Hong are dating."

"No way?!"

Old Guang Liu gasped, and widened his eyes.

Even the pain in the shoulder is not so bad.

"You are too unqualified to be a father," Xiao Le clicked his tongue. "I saw it with my own eyes. I thought you knew about the small forest on the other side of the small suspension bridge."

This is a real story. The original owner saw it, and really thought it was something that both parents knew about. But later, Zhang Chenghong got a big belly, because she got pregnant before marriage, which was really shameful. Two corpses.

After Liu Weijun found out, he picked up a hatchet and rushed into Zhang's house, stabbed Zhang's father who had come up with this idea to death, and went to jail.

And the matter between him and Zhang Chenghong was quickly known by the villagers.

"Why doesn't this kid say anything!"

Old Guang Liu looked happy, his family was poor and he had two sons, he was really worried, isn't this a happy event from heaven!

"What I said about going into the woods was just sitting there talking and not doing anything. Don't think about it," Xiao Le said quickly when he saw that his thoughts were wrong.

"Tsk, as long as the partner is there, you can talk about anything," Lao Guang Liu smiled like a fool, "No, you can't give gifts like this at night, I have to give two dollars."

Xiao Le gasped, "Then if you lend me a dollar, I can't even get a handful of vegetables."

"What are you borrowing, you have helped our family with so many things, and you still tell me this," Lao Guang Liu was overjoyed, "I will help you!"

Xiao Le grinned, "Then you have to treat the girl well."

"Can I still know?"

As for the Zhang family who got into the eyes of money, if the son didn't tell him, he thought that their family was poor and the Zhang family would not agree.

Lao Guang rolled his eyes a few times, told Xiao Le to sit down, and went to the kitchen by himself.

"The meal is not ready yet." Liu Weijun looked up at him and said.

The youngest son is helping to watch the fire.

"Wei Liang, go out and talk to your second uncle, I'll help."

The youngest son went out, Lao Guang Liu looked at Liu Weijun with a smile, "Good boy, don't tell your dad anything good."

"... What good thing do I have?"

"Have you got a date?"

Old Guang Liu laughed.

Liu Weijun frowned, "What did you say?"

"What's your name? Second Uncle," Lao Guang Liu slapped him lightly, "Why didn't you tell Dad?"

"Her father will not agree with our family's situation."

Liu Weijun was busy working.

"Her father doesn't agree, and she doesn't agree?"

Liu Weijun didn't speak.

"I didn't agree to have a date with you? You, you are still too young," Lao Guang Liu said with a face that you, a tender ginger, can't cultivate well, "Look, Dad hugs you beautifully!"

In the evening, Lao Guang Liu walked into the gate of Zhang's courtyard with his two children and Xiao Le.

Father Zhang thought Xiao Le would come over, but he didn't expect the Liu family to come too!

"Brother Zhang, happy birthday!"

Xiao Le handed over a small red envelope.

"Old Zhang, I'm also here to rejoice."

Lao Guang Liu also handed over a small red envelope with a smile.

"Oh, how good is this!"

Father Zhang smiled so blindly, he put the two little red seals away, and asked them to sit down with a smile.

Liu Weijun looked towards the stove, and Zhang Chenghong poked his head out of the stove when he heard the voice, and Zhang Chenghong's face turned red at the moment their eyes intertwined.

She quickly put her head back, leaning against the wall, her heart beating like thunder, but when she saw the empty stove, she immediately regained consciousness.

She stomped her feet, ran to the backyard and said to Zhang's mother who was touching eggs, "Mom, Uncle Liu and the others are here too, and they gave Dad a red seal! We can't fool people with a sweet potato as a dish!"

It's fine for Xiao Le to eat. This sweetheart's family has come, and it's too embarrassing to do it like this!

"Sealed red?"

Mama Zhang, who was cursing, had a huge reaction.

"No, I gave it a dull head."

Mama Zhang smiled immediately, "Then cook some more vegetables and put sesame oil in them."

"It's not enough, there are eight people in total!"

Zhang Chenghong focused on the eggs, "Here are two, and there are four left at home, let's make egg soup."

As she said that, she took the two eggs from Mama Zhang's hands. When Mama Zhang realized it, Zhang Chenghong had already beaten the four eggs she had saved.

With an ouch, she stamped her feet and scolded her daughter for ruining things.

I didn't want Zhang Si, who had been fed rainbow farts, to come in very imposingly before Zhang Chenghong was scolded when he arrived in the kitchen.

"Isn't there still a piece of meat at home? Cook it! My brother is celebrating my birthday, so you can't be so stingy! Isn't that embarrassing me?"

"Did you give birth today? Did you give birth in February? You forgot!"

After all, there are people outside, Zhang Ma said in a low voice.

"Can't this be done in advance? What are you talking about? Hurry up, I have already asked Cheng Qing to buy tofu at the third sister-in-law's house, and their family pushed tofu today."

"what?!"

Mama Zhang was furious, but when Xiao Le yelled outside, Zhang Si went out with a smile on his face.

"Brother Zhang, why are you so powerful?" Xiao Le adored, "What did you do?"

"Just this little bamboo chair? I'll just mess with it."

"Oh, you did a great job. My mother is not in good health, and she hasn't seen the sun for a long time," Xiao Le said casually, and Zhang Si said without thinking about the next moment.

"It's just a small thing, you take it back and give it to your aunt!"

After speaking, Zhang Si became sober.

But now the Liu family is here, why does he regret it?

"Thank you Brother Zhang! Then I'll carry it back first and show it to my mother to make her happy!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Le quickly ran away carrying the bamboo chair.

Seeing Zhang Si's annoyed face, Lao Guang Liu pulled him to sit down with a smile, "Xiao Le helped us a lot, you need to spend a little manpower on this bamboo chair, and the bamboo is from your own forest, so you don't lose money What."

After he said this, Zhang Si felt much more comfortable.

"Wei Jun, don't you like making these little things? Quickly ask Uncle Zhang for advice!"

Old Guang Liu tried his best to wink at his eldest son, so Liu Weijun started talking to Zhang Si.

At night, Zhang Si's family was bleeding profusely.

Not to mention the clean food, when Xiao Le left, he went around the kitchen and took away half a box of sweet potatoes!

What's even more irritating is that Zhang Si and his wife packed up their mood, took out the two red envelopes, opened Lao Guang Liu's and got two dollars, the two of them couldn't help laughing.

Touch Xiao Le's red seal again, it's thicker than that of Lao Guang Liu!

The unhappiness between the two gradually disappeared, and when Zhang Si opened the little red seal with a smile on his face, both of them froze.

It was a folded toilet paper, the kind you would wipe your ass with.

A few chicken feet characters were written on it with charcoal.

happy Birthday.

Zhang Si didn't know many words, but he knew all of these four characters.

"Xiao Le! I beep your ancestor!"