Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

But he didn't see it, and Mo Cheng behind him couldn't help laughing.

After Xiao Le returned home angrily, he went into the room and lay down after washing.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, so I got up and found half of the old notebook in the cabinet, but there was nothing in the notebook.

I found another gel pen that didn't have much ink, and the characters of chicken feet appeared on the notebook: poke my butt, and I will poke ten times in my next life to go back!Spank my ass, in the next life I will spank you for the rest of my life!

After writing the great wish, Xiao Le felt extremely comfortable all over. After putting away the notebook, he went out to eat a popsicle.

The three who watched his emotional changes looked at each other.

After someone entered the room again, Xiao's mother said in a low voice, "Mo Cheng is really capable, look, now he can control his emotions by himself!"

"Yeah, when I first came back, my face was so stinky." Xiao Wei agreed with Xiao Ma's words very much. wall."

At seven o'clock the next morning, Xiao Le woke up.

He put on his favorite clothes, put on new shoes, picked up the small mirror hanging on the wall, and played with his hair a little smugly, and then smiled and told his family that he was going to play in the county with Mo Cheng .

Xiao Wei was about to pay him at the moment, Xiao Le waved his hand, "Today, Uncle Mo Cheng pays for everything, I don't spend any money."

After speaking, before they could react, they ran away without eating breakfast.

He had just arrived at the gate of Zhang's courtyard, and when he was hesitating whether it was too early, the gate of the courtyard opened.

Mo Cheng was also a little surprised when he saw him, "I just wanted to go to your house and ask you to come over for breakfast."

"Really?"

Seeing that he didn't mention what happened yesterday, Xiao Le's awkwardness dissipated.

"Of course, Dad made egg pancakes. Don't you like them the most? There's also multigrain porridge, which is good for your health. How about two bowls?"

"Then have two bowls."

Xiao Le had an expression like you begged me to eat.

Mo Cheng was happy with his success, and served Xiao Le tea and water, porridge and cakes like serving the uncle.

After breakfast, Xiao Le got on Mo Cheng's motorcycle, and the two happily set off for the county seat.

From their village to the county seat, it takes an hour and a half by motorcycle.

Fortunately, it's getting hot this day, so I only feel comfortable when the wind blows, not cold.

At a sharp turn, Xiao Le hugged Mo Cheng's waist without thinking.

A smile flashed in Mo Cheng's eyes, and he flashed it deliberately when he turned several times, scaring Xiao Le into cursing.

"Can you do it? No, I'll do it myself!"

"You can't say no to men, you don't even know this?"

Mo Cheng sneered, the speed of the motorcycle can be said to be faster.

"I've found that you're only faster when you're riding a bike."

"Then where is the staying power better?"

"You... almost fell into your trap! Your stamina is not good at that place!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Le pinched Mo Cheng's waist hard, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

When he got off the car at the county seat, Xiao Le came to the rearview mirror, pointed at his messy hair, and said dissatisfiedly, "My styling is gone!"

Unexpectedly, Mo Cheng stroked his head, making his messy hair even more ugly now.

Xiao Le took off his helmet in retaliation and messed up his hair before going to choose clothes contentedly.

The two stared at Jiwotou, all supported by their looks, but also because of this, more people secretly scrutinized them.

After buying the clothes, Xiao Le and Mo Cheng went to the Internet cafe to play games. Don't look at Mo Cheng's slowness on weekdays, but he is so handsome when he plays games!

Soon Xiao Le became his little brother in the game and Mo Cheng's assistant.

"Come on! Fuck you to death!"

Xiao Le was as happy as a little lunatic, laughing wildly while staring at the group of people killed by Mo Cheng in the canyon.

"Don't swear," Mo Cheng said suddenly.

"Yes, yes, uncle is right."

Xiao Le is very obedient now.

Mo Cheng blinked, "You can say, Uncle, help me kill them."

Several question marks appeared on Xiao Le's head.

Before they had time to think about it, they won, and it was already [-]:[-] noon.

"What to eat?"

Mo Cheng asked.

"eat delicious food."

As a result, Xiao Le brought Mo Cheng into KFC.

Mo Cheng looked at the person eating the hamburger with a speechless face, "Is this the delicious one you said?"

He looked at the burger in front of him with some disgust.

"It's delicious, don't you think?"

Xiao Le looked satisfied, seeing that Mo Cheng didn't seem to have much appetite, and his speed gradually stopped.

"I don't eat it often," Mo Cheng, afraid of affecting his mood, picked up the hamburger and ate it slowly. Seeing this, Xiao Le really smiled.

After eating, Mo Cheng bought a big pack of snacks for Xiao Le, and then he was able to go home.

"This is compensation for scaring me, but I didn't ask you to spend money on purpose."

On the way, Xiao Le babbled.

"Yes Yes Yes."

Mo Cheng nodded, the speed back was obviously much slower than when he came.

With the sun on his head, Xiao Le felt a little sleepy. He put his head against Mo Cheng's back, hugged his waist with both hands, and began to doze off.

After realizing his actions, Mo Cheng rode even slower.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

He was dozing off, not falling asleep, and besides, how could he sleep on the motorcycle.

So Xiao Le, who hadn't seen Mo Cheng stop for a long time, looked up and saw that they hadn't entered the town yet!

The motorcycle under him moved forward slowly like a snail.

"Ahem, this is going uphill, and my car is a bit difficult."

Mo Cheng said.

"I trust you! Hurry up! I'm going back to sleep!"

Xiao Le was extremely vicious.

Mo Cheng hurriedly speeded up, and within half an hour they arrived at the gate of Zhang's courtyard.

Xiao Le carried his snack pack and clothes, and left without looking back.

"In the afternoon, you woke up and walked over," Mo Cheng said anxiously, looking at his back.

I don't know if Xiao Le heard it or not.

After Xiao Le returned home, he put the snacks on the table for Yu Dan and Xiao's mother to eat casually, and then went back to the room with his clothes and fell asleep.

By the time he woke up dizzy, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

More than three hours of sleep?

Xiao Le raised his hand and rubbed his temples, and after getting up to eat something, he finally felt much more comfortable.

"How are you playing?"

Mama Xiao asked softly.

"It's pretty good. I played a few games and ate KFC," Xiao Le said honestly. "Uncle also bought me clothes and snacks."

"Your uncle is so kind to you," Xiao's mother said with emotion.

"Isn't that what it should be?" Xiao Leqing coughed, "At any rate, I'll call him uncle, he's his junior, he has to take care of me."

Then I don't see your third uncle taking care of you.

Mother Xiao complained in her heart.

After all, he didn't say it out to hurt Xiao Le's heart. After all, he used to like his third uncle the most.

Xiao Le came to Zhang's house slowly after having dinner at home.

Mo Cheng didn't poke him again, but while he was squatting, he fetched two bowls of water and put them on his knees respectively.

"I can't fall."

As soon as the voice fell, the bowl fell.

Fortunately, it is a plastic bowl.

Xiao Le: ...