The white moonlight that makes us cry
Chapter 53 Adult Diapers
No.1 civilian hospital in S city.
It was late at night, so I had to go to the emergency room.
There are not many patients today. Dr. Lin yawned, looked at the man in front of him, and said:
"Look at the lithotomy position. It's too deep. It needs surgery to remove it. You should sign the agreement first."
The man wears a mask, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a neat suit. He looks like a successful person in society.
Can't tell, he said he accidentally sat the pen in it.
Dr. Lin, who is well-informed, knows that this is most likely just an excuse.
Today's young people are too good at playing.
Stuffing a pen is nothing, he's seen stuffing eels and footballs before.
But... the personality on the other side is too cold.
Dr. Lin has seen a lot of sneaky eyes, no matter how much he hides it, the dodge of his eyes can't deceive people.
But the man in front of him was very calm.It was as if he was telling the truth when he accidentally sat in.
This made Dr. Lin feel suspicious.
Xia Rubing silently took the pen and signed her name on the waiver agreement.
The operation was performed by Dr. Lin and was completed quickly.
click.
He threw the pen he took out into the stainless steel plate.
The vast majority of patients do not want the things taken out of their bodies, and they are often destroyed by the hospital in the end.
"Yo, it's still a famous brand. It's expensive." Dr. Lin glanced at it and said.
Xia Rubing paused, and said, "Can I take it back?"
"of course."
Dr. Lin was still wearing plastic gloves, and quickly tore a plastic sealed bag, put the pen in it and handed it to the man.
"Thank you." Xia Rubing lowered her head and straightened her clothes, planning to leave.
Dr. Lin: "Be careful in the future, don't sit on things casually, the human intestinal mucosa is far more fragile than you think."
"Um......"
Dr. Lin saw the man's ears turning red, and shook his head secretly.
......
When Xia Rubing returned home, in the diagonally opposite room, Cui Youji was typing a search line in front of the computer:
[Why does applause smell a special fragrance]
Doctor Lilac:
[Every human body is different, the secretion is related to the daily diet]
[Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that some people are born with body odor]
These answers are useless.
Cui Youji felt confused.
He still can't believe that Professor Xia is his one-night stand.
Cui Youji opened WeChat and clicked on the chat dialog box with Zhang Huhu.
Every time something like this happens, he can only think of this guy.
CYJ: [have you slept yet]
Zhang Huhu: [No, why]
CYJ: [Do you still remember that we went to the school gate bar to drink more than a month ago, and you sent Ruan Shu drunk to my room? ]
Zhang Huhu: [Remember]
CYJ: [Actually, before this, I drank too much and accidentally slept with a stranger...]
Zhang Huhu: [? ? ? ]
Zhang Huhu: [Good guy, you have been hiding it from me for so long]
Zhang Huhu: [Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance, honestly tell me who you slept with? ]
CYJ: [I don't see the face]
Zhang Huhu: [. .pull you down]
CYJ: [really, pull the lights]
Zhang Huhu: [You haven't seen him since then? ]
CYJ: [should]
Zhang Huhu: [At that time, the hotel was opposite Chongnan University, maybe he was an alumnus of ours.Please recall carefully, are there any other details]
Cui Youji hesitated and typed.
CYJ: [Actually, I just wanted to say this.I just smelled a smell very similar to that person from Professor Xia just now]
Zhang Huhu: [? ? ? ? ]
This incident made Zhang Huhu even more horrified than before.
Zhang Huhu: [Are you sure you heard it right?Maybe they just bumped into the same perfume]
Cui Youji said firmly: [It's not perfume.This is a special deodorant]
The taste of that liquid... can't possibly also collide, right?
[Don't tell me...your one-night stand is Professor Xia. . . ]
This is too scary, Zhang Huhu is stupid.
CYJ: [I just suspect now, not sure yet.I will slowly find evidence]
Zhang Huhu: [Which of you will get on and who will get off]
CYJ: [What do you think? ]
Zhang almost understood in seconds.
Well, from the appearance point of view, Cui Youji is nearly 1.9 meters tall, and the image of a sunny boy is not very attractive.
Professor Xia is a full head shorter than him.
but--
Zhang Xun is a little crazy: [Isn't Professor Xia who has an ascetic?
Although many girls in the school have been greedy for Professor Xia for a long time, few of them dare to lay hands on the flower of Gaoling.Rumor has it that he was a psychologist and believed in Plato.
Some even said he looked asexual.
CYJ: [So I just suspect, not sure]
In the novel, Professor Xia is described as frigid.
It totally goes against the plot.
Cui Youji also realized a problem, because they were neighbors before, and Xia Rubing was deeply impressed by his "naked man" image, presumably the other party would recognize him when they met.
So...if Xia Rubing was really the one-night stand that day, the other party knew that he was the naked neighbor and slept with him?
Cui Youji thought carefully and was terrified.
The next day.
The Sun Also Rises.
Today is Saturday, and Cui Youji went to the morning training with two panda black eyes.
Xia Dang looked at him with an uneasy expression: "What did you stay up all night last night?"
Cui Youji said lightly, "Insomnia."
When Xia Dang heard it, well, this reason is justifiable.
After all, the child has just won the double championship of the National Games, so it is understandable to be overly excited.
Xia Dang has always adhered to the concept of relaxed and moderate training, and immediately patted him on the shoulder and said, "Today, you stop training for a day, go out to have fun, and eat some nutritious food to relax."
Cui Youji nodded.
He felt that he was in a trance today, and he was really out of shape.
The other team members around, including Zhang Huhu, immediately hit up with sticks.
"Coach Xia, are we also on vacation?"
Facing the expectant eyes, Xia Dang said seriously: "When will you become double champions in the National Games, I will also give you a holiday."
"Cut~"
Everyone was disappointed.
But yesterday they heard that Cui Youji came back with two championships, and they were all shocked.
The legendary double champions are by my side!
It's so nice to say it, so the team members' attitude towards Cui Youji became better and better.
Even Li Meng, who had been at loggerheads with him before, came over in a twisted way and offered to seek reconciliation.
"Then I'll go home first." Cui Youji said.
Xia Dang: "Wait a minute."
He retreated to the corner to answer the phone, then came back and said to Cui Youji: "Can you accept an exclusive interview with a reporter from Hupu Sports later? People have asked to come to the national team, and the higher-ups also think that it is beneficial for you to accept some interviews. "
"Okay." Cui Youji nodded indifferently.
Xia Dang sent him the reporter's contact information.
Cui Youji called the number above and made an appointment to meet him at a certain teahouse at three o'clock in the afternoon.
But now it's quite boring. If he goes outside alone, he has to risk being spotted by fans, and he doesn't know what to shop for.
Cui Youji thought for a moment, but decided to go home.
He bought a bag of croquettes in the food street outside the school gate and carried them in his hand, thinking as he walked, what is Professor Xia doing now?
......
National fencing training base.
Director Kang of the Ministry of Sports pointed to the PPT analysis chart on the big screen, and said: "According to the research of recent competitions, Cui Youji's stability and explosive power are very strong. Coach Xia trained his physical fitness very well, and he also He also has a keen brain judgment ability. Such an outstanding young fencer is rare."
Zheng Zhihuai said in a joking tone: "This is a treasure."
Director Kang smiled.
Wan Chen: "I think he can develop both foil and saber in the future, and this potential should not be wasted."
Another department leader said: "We have set up relevant departments to discuss this point. After all, people's energy is limited. In recent years, there are very few athletes who have developed dual swords in the team. I am afraid that it will delay player Cui."
Wan Chen frowned, "How could this delay? Some people's talents may have exceeded your imagination."
Wan Chen couldn't believe it before.
But since seeing Cui Youji's game scene with his own eyes in the National Games, he deeply felt that he was once a frog in a well.
It turns out that the real geniuses in this world can easily surpass the limit that ordinary people can't reach even if they work hard for a lifetime.
Director Kang: "Don't worry, there are three years before the next Olympic Games, and time will tell us the answer. Before that, Cui Youji still needs to hone. The next event we plan for him is the Asian Championship at the end of December. Sign up Give Shuangjian a try, maybe he can shine in the international arena."
The experts, coaches, and leaders in this meeting had no objection to this.
There is no better way for an athlete to improve than to press the game.
Now Cui Youji is like a rising star in the Chinese fencing world, who is only one chance away from shining on everyone.
The sky was gray and it was raining heavily.
The temperature dropped so badly in November that Cui Yuji had already put on a sweater.
He was afraid that the croquettes would be cold, so he covered the bag in his arms and ran all the way back to the community.
When going upstairs, Cui Youji suddenly remembered that Professor Xia's birthday was approaching, just three days later.
He had to prepare the presents in advance.
Ding dong.
The elevator opened.
Just as Cui Youji stepped out, he saw a certain courier standing at the door of his house, about to knock on the door.
"Hello." He stopped the other party and said, "Just give me any express delivery."
"Are you the owner?" The courier boy turned his head, handed him a rather large cardboard box and said, "Please sign for it."
Cui Youji took it and weighed it, it was very light.He glanced at the tracking number, it was Xia Rubing's courier.
It’s just the item name column, why is it adult diapers? ?
Cui Youji was shrouded in a huge doubt.
The courier boy is gone.
He entered the password to open the door, and put the courier down at the entrance.
The room was filled with a strong coffee smell.
Xia Rubing was sitting at the dining table, eating breakfast gracefully.
Coke lay at the foot of the table and groaned.
Cui Youji said, "Professor Xia, I have your courier."
Xia Rubing froze when she cut the toast.
"Oh, just put it there."
Cui Youji stood where he was, scratched his head and asked, "Why are you buying adult diapers?"
Xia Rubing: "..."
"It's for Coke, to prevent it from peeing in the house." He said coldly.
It was late at night, so I had to go to the emergency room.
There are not many patients today. Dr. Lin yawned, looked at the man in front of him, and said:
"Look at the lithotomy position. It's too deep. It needs surgery to remove it. You should sign the agreement first."
The man wears a mask, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a neat suit. He looks like a successful person in society.
Can't tell, he said he accidentally sat the pen in it.
Dr. Lin, who is well-informed, knows that this is most likely just an excuse.
Today's young people are too good at playing.
Stuffing a pen is nothing, he's seen stuffing eels and footballs before.
But... the personality on the other side is too cold.
Dr. Lin has seen a lot of sneaky eyes, no matter how much he hides it, the dodge of his eyes can't deceive people.
But the man in front of him was very calm.It was as if he was telling the truth when he accidentally sat in.
This made Dr. Lin feel suspicious.
Xia Rubing silently took the pen and signed her name on the waiver agreement.
The operation was performed by Dr. Lin and was completed quickly.
click.
He threw the pen he took out into the stainless steel plate.
The vast majority of patients do not want the things taken out of their bodies, and they are often destroyed by the hospital in the end.
"Yo, it's still a famous brand. It's expensive." Dr. Lin glanced at it and said.
Xia Rubing paused, and said, "Can I take it back?"
"of course."
Dr. Lin was still wearing plastic gloves, and quickly tore a plastic sealed bag, put the pen in it and handed it to the man.
"Thank you." Xia Rubing lowered her head and straightened her clothes, planning to leave.
Dr. Lin: "Be careful in the future, don't sit on things casually, the human intestinal mucosa is far more fragile than you think."
"Um......"
Dr. Lin saw the man's ears turning red, and shook his head secretly.
......
When Xia Rubing returned home, in the diagonally opposite room, Cui Youji was typing a search line in front of the computer:
[Why does applause smell a special fragrance]
Doctor Lilac:
[Every human body is different, the secretion is related to the daily diet]
[Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that some people are born with body odor]
These answers are useless.
Cui Youji felt confused.
He still can't believe that Professor Xia is his one-night stand.
Cui Youji opened WeChat and clicked on the chat dialog box with Zhang Huhu.
Every time something like this happens, he can only think of this guy.
CYJ: [have you slept yet]
Zhang Huhu: [No, why]
CYJ: [Do you still remember that we went to the school gate bar to drink more than a month ago, and you sent Ruan Shu drunk to my room? ]
Zhang Huhu: [Remember]
CYJ: [Actually, before this, I drank too much and accidentally slept with a stranger...]
Zhang Huhu: [? ? ? ]
Zhang Huhu: [Good guy, you have been hiding it from me for so long]
Zhang Huhu: [Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance, honestly tell me who you slept with? ]
CYJ: [I don't see the face]
Zhang Huhu: [. .pull you down]
CYJ: [really, pull the lights]
Zhang Huhu: [You haven't seen him since then? ]
CYJ: [should]
Zhang Huhu: [At that time, the hotel was opposite Chongnan University, maybe he was an alumnus of ours.Please recall carefully, are there any other details]
Cui Youji hesitated and typed.
CYJ: [Actually, I just wanted to say this.I just smelled a smell very similar to that person from Professor Xia just now]
Zhang Huhu: [? ? ? ? ]
This incident made Zhang Huhu even more horrified than before.
Zhang Huhu: [Are you sure you heard it right?Maybe they just bumped into the same perfume]
Cui Youji said firmly: [It's not perfume.This is a special deodorant]
The taste of that liquid... can't possibly also collide, right?
[Don't tell me...your one-night stand is Professor Xia. . . ]
This is too scary, Zhang Huhu is stupid.
CYJ: [I just suspect now, not sure yet.I will slowly find evidence]
Zhang Huhu: [Which of you will get on and who will get off]
CYJ: [What do you think? ]
Zhang almost understood in seconds.
Well, from the appearance point of view, Cui Youji is nearly 1.9 meters tall, and the image of a sunny boy is not very attractive.
Professor Xia is a full head shorter than him.
but--
Zhang Xun is a little crazy: [Isn't Professor Xia who has an ascetic?
Although many girls in the school have been greedy for Professor Xia for a long time, few of them dare to lay hands on the flower of Gaoling.Rumor has it that he was a psychologist and believed in Plato.
Some even said he looked asexual.
CYJ: [So I just suspect, not sure]
In the novel, Professor Xia is described as frigid.
It totally goes against the plot.
Cui Youji also realized a problem, because they were neighbors before, and Xia Rubing was deeply impressed by his "naked man" image, presumably the other party would recognize him when they met.
So...if Xia Rubing was really the one-night stand that day, the other party knew that he was the naked neighbor and slept with him?
Cui Youji thought carefully and was terrified.
The next day.
The Sun Also Rises.
Today is Saturday, and Cui Youji went to the morning training with two panda black eyes.
Xia Dang looked at him with an uneasy expression: "What did you stay up all night last night?"
Cui Youji said lightly, "Insomnia."
When Xia Dang heard it, well, this reason is justifiable.
After all, the child has just won the double championship of the National Games, so it is understandable to be overly excited.
Xia Dang has always adhered to the concept of relaxed and moderate training, and immediately patted him on the shoulder and said, "Today, you stop training for a day, go out to have fun, and eat some nutritious food to relax."
Cui Youji nodded.
He felt that he was in a trance today, and he was really out of shape.
The other team members around, including Zhang Huhu, immediately hit up with sticks.
"Coach Xia, are we also on vacation?"
Facing the expectant eyes, Xia Dang said seriously: "When will you become double champions in the National Games, I will also give you a holiday."
"Cut~"
Everyone was disappointed.
But yesterday they heard that Cui Youji came back with two championships, and they were all shocked.
The legendary double champions are by my side!
It's so nice to say it, so the team members' attitude towards Cui Youji became better and better.
Even Li Meng, who had been at loggerheads with him before, came over in a twisted way and offered to seek reconciliation.
"Then I'll go home first." Cui Youji said.
Xia Dang: "Wait a minute."
He retreated to the corner to answer the phone, then came back and said to Cui Youji: "Can you accept an exclusive interview with a reporter from Hupu Sports later? People have asked to come to the national team, and the higher-ups also think that it is beneficial for you to accept some interviews. "
"Okay." Cui Youji nodded indifferently.
Xia Dang sent him the reporter's contact information.
Cui Youji called the number above and made an appointment to meet him at a certain teahouse at three o'clock in the afternoon.
But now it's quite boring. If he goes outside alone, he has to risk being spotted by fans, and he doesn't know what to shop for.
Cui Youji thought for a moment, but decided to go home.
He bought a bag of croquettes in the food street outside the school gate and carried them in his hand, thinking as he walked, what is Professor Xia doing now?
......
National fencing training base.
Director Kang of the Ministry of Sports pointed to the PPT analysis chart on the big screen, and said: "According to the research of recent competitions, Cui Youji's stability and explosive power are very strong. Coach Xia trained his physical fitness very well, and he also He also has a keen brain judgment ability. Such an outstanding young fencer is rare."
Zheng Zhihuai said in a joking tone: "This is a treasure."
Director Kang smiled.
Wan Chen: "I think he can develop both foil and saber in the future, and this potential should not be wasted."
Another department leader said: "We have set up relevant departments to discuss this point. After all, people's energy is limited. In recent years, there are very few athletes who have developed dual swords in the team. I am afraid that it will delay player Cui."
Wan Chen frowned, "How could this delay? Some people's talents may have exceeded your imagination."
Wan Chen couldn't believe it before.
But since seeing Cui Youji's game scene with his own eyes in the National Games, he deeply felt that he was once a frog in a well.
It turns out that the real geniuses in this world can easily surpass the limit that ordinary people can't reach even if they work hard for a lifetime.
Director Kang: "Don't worry, there are three years before the next Olympic Games, and time will tell us the answer. Before that, Cui Youji still needs to hone. The next event we plan for him is the Asian Championship at the end of December. Sign up Give Shuangjian a try, maybe he can shine in the international arena."
The experts, coaches, and leaders in this meeting had no objection to this.
There is no better way for an athlete to improve than to press the game.
Now Cui Youji is like a rising star in the Chinese fencing world, who is only one chance away from shining on everyone.
The sky was gray and it was raining heavily.
The temperature dropped so badly in November that Cui Yuji had already put on a sweater.
He was afraid that the croquettes would be cold, so he covered the bag in his arms and ran all the way back to the community.
When going upstairs, Cui Youji suddenly remembered that Professor Xia's birthday was approaching, just three days later.
He had to prepare the presents in advance.
Ding dong.
The elevator opened.
Just as Cui Youji stepped out, he saw a certain courier standing at the door of his house, about to knock on the door.
"Hello." He stopped the other party and said, "Just give me any express delivery."
"Are you the owner?" The courier boy turned his head, handed him a rather large cardboard box and said, "Please sign for it."
Cui Youji took it and weighed it, it was very light.He glanced at the tracking number, it was Xia Rubing's courier.
It’s just the item name column, why is it adult diapers? ?
Cui Youji was shrouded in a huge doubt.
The courier boy is gone.
He entered the password to open the door, and put the courier down at the entrance.
The room was filled with a strong coffee smell.
Xia Rubing was sitting at the dining table, eating breakfast gracefully.
Coke lay at the foot of the table and groaned.
Cui Youji said, "Professor Xia, I have your courier."
Xia Rubing froze when she cut the toast.
"Oh, just put it there."
Cui Youji stood where he was, scratched his head and asked, "Why are you buying adult diapers?"
Xia Rubing: "..."
"It's for Coke, to prevent it from peeing in the house." He said coldly.
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