Hubi, Taopu and I

I asked Iron Juice, how to judge whether a person likes himself or not?Tie Ju told me to fuck off, don't force him to slap me in the restaurant.

Tiezhi was my roommate during my study abroad, named Qian Sen, and he was also the brother I talked about Ruizi with him before.He knows that I sleep with beautiful men and women, but he doesn't know that I sleep until I am popular. A straight man like him who is far away from the entertainment circle is really the best person for me to confide in.

That's right, I've been a little drifting lately, and I suspect that Lin Rui has a little bit of interest in me.

Otherwise, why would he pick me out in the crowd and hit me, why would he give me his house key, why would he suddenly kiss me, why would he sleep in my arms... This can't be called me being affectionate, right?

Although Qian Sen first said that the biggest illusion of a man is to suspect that the other party likes him, but I sent down one after another of heavy messages, and yelled angrily: "It's all over, if you don't fall in love, how will it end? Come on!" Ask me why!"

"I'm not sure...you know me too, right? He didn't say he likes me." I bit my waist to hide my panic. I was afraid that I was thinking too much. What's wrong.

"Oh, yes, after all, you are an evergreen tree." The evergreen tree here refers to the fact that I am often green, and my brother lovingly brought me a bunch of roasted leeks. , and finally let people play like a monkey. You are a giving personality."

I feel offended: "Is it wrong to be nice to people?"

"No, but you have to hold back." After two glasses of wine, he wanted to teach me his life experience, "You are so easy to talk, you go to anyone who asks you to help with homework when you are in school... Zhang Fan, not everyone thinks of you well, you have no reservations, and people just treat you as a soft persimmon."

I understand all these principles, but I just can't stand others begging me, my heart is too soft.I don't bother to translate these words again, lest he say my holy father again, I can only say: "I think he is very good, not that kind of person..."

"Look! Zhang Fan is here again!" Qian Sen came up, shaking my arms excitedly, "Every time you say he's different, he's not that kind of person... Do you still remember that at three in the morning you When I helped Susan write a thesis, he was playing disco in the bar! You went to buy hot muffins for that so-and-so in the cold, and he ended up kissing the handsome boy in the coffee shop!"

I said stop, stop talking, it sounds miserable to me like this.

He took a bite of the chicken wing viciously, slurring his words: "Brother, you are so miserable!"

Dry, the alcohol works, and I'm starting to feel like I'm miserable too.Those strange experiences in the past replayed in my mind like a revolving lantern. My senior brother said that I was very attractive, but I was always crazy. I like to have people waiting at home but can't help picking flowers.

So it's always me breaking up, and then they're trying to get me to stay, and I'm just such an indecisive, speechless, nice guy, and shit, I even helped ex-girlfriends move furniture when I graduated.

I cried, he reminded me of sad things, although I didn't love those girls to death, I just agreed to be together after being chased, but it was really hard to think of myself as a tool person.

I said, brother, I'm discouraged about love, it's better to chase stars, you give them money, and they will do business well, money will not lie.

Brother nodded, he patted my face and said: "Tiezi, you, you are still handsome... If I were a woman, I would definitely marry you, it's because they don't open their eyes."

"But I still think he's cute." I suddenly said, "It's only been two or three months, am I too abrupt? Or am I too miserable, hallucinating that I like him?"

"Let me analyze, I... Damn, why don't you show me the photos! Listening to what you said, I also think he likes you... Then wait for him to confess, try it if it suits you, we can't Just give up eating because of choking."

I took out my phone, opened it, and showed him the lock screen wallpaper. It was a photo of Lin Rui taken by the supermarket, and the one I had never posted on Weibo. "Look, isn't it...pretty?" I thought I took this photo well, so I set it as the lock screen.

He looked at it for a second and said, "That's right, if it's the type you like, you can recruit this vixen."

I pushed him angrily: "Are you talking about a vixen, don't you think it looks like a cat?" We both poked our heads together, and after a moment of silence, I raised my head and asked, "Is it possible for us? Although he is, sometimes, he is very obedient. Very well-behaved, it made me... tsk, my heart beats faster... Did he play a trick on me?"

"Yes, it's possible." Qian Sen opened another bottle of beer, "Don't you say he's a star? Big star, what's wrong with giving you the key? He doesn't chat with you on WeChat every day... If he really likes you, he should I can't help but chat with you."

"Let me try..." Jiu Zhuang was so cowardly, I sent a message to Rui Ruizi, even though I took a photo of the food and wine, I don't know what text to send.

After a full 5 minutes, Ruizi returned to me.

"Want to take me to eat?"

I asked my brother if he liked me, and my brother asked me to check out.