Island people [system]

Zhan Yuan has been quite free recently, and he has basically studied the "Magic Introductory Handbook".He also integrated the remarkable points into his practice of comprehension, and was about to let Su Yuxuan try it.Therefore, when he saw Su Yuxuan who had walked back and forth several times outside his door, he didn't give a damn.

"I just made some drunken prawns. Last time I saw you, I really liked them. There are also spicy fried swimming crabs, sea urchins washed with sea water, which are absolutely fresh. There are also fragrant small yellow croaker sting heads, fried conch slices and pearl fish balls. I have made a few new dishes, come and taste..." After Su Yuxuan wandered in front of Zhanyuan's gate, he went to the kitchen to find ingredients and quickly cooked a large table of dishes.

Before it was time for dinner, the meaning of this action was obvious, and the village chief knew it when Su Yuxuan cooked a lot of dishes.He carried Haisheng to Uncle Li's house to visit, and Haisheng sucked his fingers eagerly and kept stretching his neck to look in the direction of the kitchen to be carried away.Ding Ding was also ordered by Su Yuxuan not to jump on the table to steal food first.

"En." Zhan Yuan calmly agreed, but didn't stop at all, and walked directly to the table under the big tree in the garden.A table of fragrant delicacies has been placed there.

Su Yuxuan looked at Zhan Yuan who was eating gracefully, took a look, and lowered his head; looked again, and lowered his head; glanced to the left, turned his head; peeked to the right, and then lowered his head... Zhanyuan watched Su Yuxuan's small movements from the corner of his eye while eating, Suddenly feel good mood.There are such interesting people in this world?

Zhan Yuan is not a greedy person, and he only tastes the things he likes to eat. In the past, he only tasted his favorite dishes with two chopsticks.Today Zhan Yuan stopped his chopsticks by himself, and was still in the mood to feed Ding Ding.

Speaking of which, as for Zhan Yuan not sharing the same table with Ding Ding, every time Su Yuxuan either left food for Ding Ding alone, or he had to wait until Zhan Yuan finished eating Ding Ding before he could eat.For this reason, Ding Ding fought hard, but unfortunately, the value of force is absolutely in the yard. Obviously, as a cub that has just grown its fur, Ding Ding will definitely not be able to fight against Zhan Yuan. Every time Ding Ding has only Watching Zhan Yuan eat slowly with tears in his eyes.

"The weather is pretty good recently." Su Yuxuan didn't know what kind of fan he was, but he just felt that it seemed a very strange thing for others to teach him how to practice.To fall into modern times, he guessed that he had said so, and he would have to report to a mental hospital without being sent by others.

"Ah."

"So, when are we going to start studying the stuff in that book?" Su Yuxuan was Su Yuxuan after all, and after all the morning, he chose to be clean and tidy when he spoke.

Zhan Yuan was also stunned by the words of course, but he only paused for a moment, and then replied: "You can start later, concentrate first, and concentrate your energy. Your body's wood attribute is the longest, and the other four attributes As a supplement, practice with wood suppression."

Although he didn't understand the latter part, Su Yuxuan still understood the first half of the sentence, and happily agreed: "Okay, I'll cook another table of your favorite dishes tonight."

Cultivation is more difficult than Su Yuxuan imagined. First of all, it is the sitting posture, and one is very particular about sitting in meditation.The so-called five hearts are upward, the palms of the hands are easy to say, and the heart on the top of the head is also facing upwards, but it is troublesome if the soles of the feet are completely facing upwards.

"I think the soles of my feet have turned sideways..." Su Yuxuan broke his legs and tried to struggle.

"The bones are stiff, waste material." Zhan Yuan sneered and hit.

"Scrap is generally the fastest counterattack!" I am still a time traveler, although I was harmed by that cheating system.

"Cranky thinking is useless to practice, even if the body is useless, the brain is not good."

Su Yuxuan thought that he was already quite poisonous, but he still overestimated himself.Compared with Zhan Yuan who taught him how to practice, Su Yuxuan's difference was more than sporadic.The same is true for Zhan Yuan. When it comes to this practice, he is extremely strict, and his mouth is more like a schizophrenic.

Su Yuxuan, who suspected that he had already broken his back, finally coiled up his soles with the soles of his feet facing upwards.After all this is done, the focus begins.But concentrating the mind is more difficult. It requires you to disperse all your thoughts, but you have to think about the content of the law tightly in your mind.The air flow drawn by Su Yuxuan, which Su Yuxuan didn't even feel, circulated in the body according to the meridians.

A person, a normal person, can't think about other things with his eyes closed. If he wants to be in a daze, he has to think about introducing the so-called airflow... This is simply a lack of spirituality!Su Yuxuan felt that his head was starting to go dizzy, and troubled thoughts began to appear in his heart.

Zhan Yuan, who had been paying attention at the side, was setting up formations for Su Yuxuan's meditation place. Seeing the black energy gathering between Su Yuxuan's brows, his face was ferocious, and he frowned slightly.He took out his Qiankun bag, found a bottle of Jingxin Pill, and fed it to Su Yuxuan.It wasn't until seeing Su Yuxuan relaxed that he regained his senses.

He doesn't know why this person who always looks as bright as the sun hides something in his heart that makes him almost go crazy just by concentrating on it...

At dinner, Su Yuxuan didn't make a big table of Zhan Yuan's favorite meals. With Zhan Yuan's help, he finally entered the stage of becoming a god safely and soundly.And this is as fixed, one day and one night.Zhan Yuan has also been guarding by the side, and just went out to say hello to the village chief during the period.The village chief never asked Su Yuxuan what he was doing in the backyard, and even watched Haisheng not to disturb him.

Even Ding Ding often visited the backyard. If Zhan Yuan was not afraid that Ding Ding's mental power would accidentally disturb Su Yuxuan's mind, Zhan Yuan would not have chased him away.On the second day, Ding Ding went to the sea to buy a lot of good goods for Su Yuxuan and kept them in the seawater pool.Ding Ding's idea is: when you are sad, eat something good, and you will be happy~

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When Su Yuxuan was hiding the big rock to go home and reunite with difficulty to enter meditation practice, Su Yuhang, a heartless person, had already started to study the issue of "the mental strength required to teleport 100 farts".

Su Yuxuan has tried many times, from apple-sized fruit to the special fish of the World of Warcraft, but unfortunately, there is only one result—[The system task requirements were not met. 】.

Once again, a super big mango was passed to Su Yuhang, and then Su Yuxuan asked the system: "Such a big mango must be heavier than 100 farts! Have you completed that task? Points, points, where is it?"

[The system task requirements have not been met. 】

"Nimma! You lied to me, how could such a heavy thing not weigh as much as a fart?"

[The system task requirements have not been met. 】

"..." No way, after eating a fire-type red fruit, Su Yuhang planned to continue working hard.I felt the weight of the big mango with my hands, and then I picked up a piece of Warcraft meat that was heavier than the mango and passed it on.This is already the limit that Su Yuhang's current mental strength can support. Unfortunately, after asking the system, he still got the same sentence: the system task requirements have not been met.

"I don't really want to send farts over there... Such a sad life, how could I have the misfortune to encounter such a broken system! If you have the ability, try to collect a hundred farts for me..." Su Yuhang thought He was hit, and the system ruthlessly destroyed his fragile heart.

【^】The system also has the right not to answer stupid questions.

Su Yuhang, who was missing, actually planned to collect farts, but unfortunately, the farts will be used up for a while, and he can't release any of them, feeling a little sad.So, Su Yuhang ran to Lambert and asked, "Lambert, do you want to fart?"

"..." He didn't even roll his eyelids, and there was no need to answer the idiot's question.

Su Yuhang, who was ignored, went to Bai Aoxue again: "Are you going to fart?"

"Don't say such disgusting things to the elegant white fox!" Bai Aoxue frowned.

"I really want to collect a hundred farts!" Su Yuhang also frowned. Is it easy to find a hundred farts?

"……you are silly?"

"You are stupid!"

"Then why do you want farts, you need a hundred more." Besides being stupid, it's crazy.

"It's useful, but it's useless. Why do I want to come here? Do you want to let it go..." Sad.

"If you really want it, I can give you an idea..."