Master of Haters
Chapter 4
Climbing up more than a dozen steps, Chai Yu stopped to rest for a while and turned his head to look. It was strange that the darkness behind him was bottomless, and the entrance was gone!
"Wow!"
Chai Yu's feet were weak and he fell down. He instinctively reached out to grab something that could support him. With this grab, he caught Ji Chen who was walking in front, and quickly hugged him to stand firm.
"It's so dangerous..." Chai Yu breathed a sigh of relief. If he fell, he would definitely die.
"Catch enough, let go."
Chai Yu was stunned for a moment, and a small strawberry appeared in front of his eyes. He looked closely and saw that it was Fatty. He subconsciously let go of his hand, and Ji Chen glanced at him and put it on the side of his shirt.
"What are you looking at? What's wrong with not pulling out your belt?" Ji Chen raised his foot and walked up.
Chai Yu shook his head, he occasionally doesn't wear a belt, but he doesn't wear such boring strawberry panties!
The author has something to say: there is no description of Luo Luo bird in Shan Hai Jing, it only says that it looks like an eagle but not an eagle, so I added a little description, not to be careful
PS: Shan Hai Jing small popular science
Nest: 380 miles to the north, it is called Guoshan Mountain.Its yang is rich in jade, and its yin is rich in iron.i
The water flows out, and the west flows into the river.Its beasts are many camels, and its birds are many nests. Its shape is like a mouse with bird wings, and its sound is like a sheep.
Soldiers.
Tiger Jiao: Five hundred miles to the east, it is called the Mountain of Prayer. There are many gold and jade on it, and there are many rhinoceros, si, and elephants below it.There is a bird, its shape is like
[Jiao Niao] has a white head, three legs, and a human face. Its name is Qu Ru, and its song is called its own name.The waves flow out, while the Nanliu pours into the
ocean.Among them is the tiger jiao, which has a fish body and a snake tail, and its sound is like a mandarin duck. It does not swell when eaten, and it can cure hemorrhoids.
Luoluo bird: Three hundred and fifty miles to the west, it is called Lai Mountain, where there are many sandalwood trees and many Luoluo birds, which cannibalize people.
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After stepping on the last step of the stairs, Chai Yu stuck his whole body against the wall for support, and finally understood why the words of being tired like a dog were not for others, but for him now.I don't know what's wrong with the stairs. There are hundreds of steps, and he can't count down to two hundred.On the other hand, Ji Chen didn't take a breath, as if he was the only one who climbed up the stairs, and Ji Chen took the elevator.
"See, hell, aren't you tired? How many steps are there?" Chai Yu asked while wiping his sweat.
Ji Chen replied lightly, "250."
"So little? I think 350 is enough."
"Sure enough, 250."
The hands that wiped the sweat stopped, and Chai Yu looked at Ji Chen blankly, feeling that he was talking about himself.
"Ji Chen, I'll fight with you, believe it or not!"
Ji Chen took a few glances at Chai Yu, then shook his head and walked along the corridor.Chai Yu had almost rested, and followed Ji Chen with his mouth pouting. The kid's eyes just now showed the look of contempt just because of you.
Chai Yu was a restless person, following Ji Chen, he was also asking where this place was, and where was that ugly fat Duduo.Ji Chen didn't answer at first, probably only spoke when he got tired of asking.
"Du Duo is also a rogue bird, and they are not used to noisy voices. If you continue talking, it will become his dinner. By the way, don't expect me to save you."
"I don't believe anyone who asks you to save me."
As soon as Chai Yu finished speaking, the corridor came to an end, and a door appeared at the same time.Ji Chen walked to the door and slowly lifted his foot. Chai Yu could see that he was going to knock on the door with his feet instead of hands, but this slow-motion behavior was really sleepy.
Speaking of being sleepy, Chai Yu opened his mouth to yawn, but the sudden bang made him petrified.He kept opening his mouth to look at the door. To be precise, it was the door that fell on the ground. Ji Chen actually kicked the door down.
"Damn it, you're here to kill people... No, are you here to kill demons or demolish houses? Do you come here to seek revenge like this?"
Ji Chen didn't care, and stepped into the room.Seeing that he was being ignored, Chai Yu felt uncomfortable, so he stepped on the fallen door and jumped in.
The room is very crowded, and there are several large cardboard boxes piled up at the door, and sundries such as books can be seen from the open cardboard boxes.Further inside is a path that has been piled up, leading directly to the desk that was almost buried. Printers and computers take up two square meters of the desk, and next door is a folding bed full of sundries, or a large sundry shelf .
"My God, I've never seen such a messy room." Chai Yu casually picked up a printed document at hand, which was a beauty advertisement.He threw it back without interest, and turned to look at Ji Chen, who actually tidied up some debris on the table.
"You're not mistaken, aren't you here to kill demons? Why did you clean up the room?"
Ji Chen stood up a dozen papers on the table and poked them, then put them aside and replied calmly, "It's boring when no one is here."
"Actually, you are the nanny, right?" Chai Yu sat down on the cardboard box next to him, and he was not afraid of crushing the things inside.
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu, probably minding that the word nanny stopped and sat on the chair behind the desk to wait.
Chai Yu waited for a few minutes and stared at him curiously when Ji Chen didn't make a sound. Ji Chen is really weird, he walks like Lin Daiyu, can sleep for two days for no reason, and is interested in helping the enemy clean up the room.In fact, this guy has a dual personality. He is a sloth at home and a nanny outside. I don’t know if he can be recruited to be a nanny at home if he is given money. It must be very interesting.
"Your expression is disgusting." Ji Chen said suddenly, who told Chai Yu to show a face of plotting treachery.
Chai Yu wiped his mouth as if wiping his saliva, "You're disgusting. Hey, Little Strawberry Nanny, have you ever seen Duduo, he works here?"
"Who is it called, Little Strawberry?"
"Of course it's you, Xiao, Cao, Berry!" Chai Yu intentionally annoyed, got up and patted his own butt.
"Oh, no wonder you want to shoot it, it's quite round."
The unfamiliar voice made Chai Yu jump up, and then someone pinched his buttocks, and he jumped and ran to Ji Chen's side.
Ji Chen also grabbed Chai Yu's butt casually, and commented: "It's good to have a baby."
"Give birth to your sister, I'm a man!" Chai Yu almost took off his pants to show his gender, there was a perverted stranger over there, and Ji Chen, who was of the same virtue, was here.
"Mengmenjiang, this little show is yelling at you like that, why don't you kill him?" said the stranger who didn't know when he appeared.
Chai Yu looked at the visitor with wide eyes, it seemed that he was much duller, not as ugly as imagined.Looking at the age of 25, he is tall and tall, more than 1.8 meters by visual inspection.He has a fox face, but his appearance is comparable to that of the youth idols in the report, especially there is a small beak around his mouth, which makes people overlook the cuteness of his treacherous fox face.
"Are you blunt? You talk a lot of nonsense." Chai Yu patted Ji Chen on the shoulder, "Someone wants your life, obediently hand it over, or close the door and let Ji Chen go. Come on, Ji Chen, use your mortar skills The effect is to kill him."
Ji Chen pushed his hands away from his shoulders, and slapped Chai Yu's head, "You think mothballs are good for your brain, have you eaten your brain?"
"Damn it, can you just lighten up, what should I do if I'm stupid?"
"It doesn't look smart, maybe it's smart."
The visitor sat down on a wooden box nearby, raised his legs and asked Ji Chen, "Master Chen, where did you get such a living treasure?"
Ji Chen sat on the boss's chair behind the table, acting like a master, "I broke in by accident. Don't say anything else, go find Duduo, Luo Luoniao."
The owner of the room looked at Ji Chen, then looked at the fallen door silently for a few seconds, "Menmenjiang, do you have the nerve to tear down the door of my house and order me?"
"Sorry, that's why I cleaned up your desk for you just now." Ji Chen didn't blush at all when he said this.
Chai Yu peeked at the desk, asking for a reward for poking it a few times?He feels a little pity for this man now.
The other party ran to the table to see what was passive, and the conclusion was that there was no one.
"Menjiang, this is your fault, don't lie."
Ji Chen pointed to Chai Yu, meaning to ask him.This person really asked, but he asked for his name.
"I guess Mentanjiang didn't introduce me. My name is Mei, and I'm a Mei." Mei made a handshake.
"It's true that your Mianjiang didn't introduce you, nor me. My name is Yu, and I'm a piece of jade."
Mei was taken aback when she heard this, and suddenly burst out laughing, "Master Chen, where did you pick up such a living treasure, please keep it as my little brother."
"How many days can you live?" Ji Chen still had that toneless tone.
"What do you mean, you can stay for a long time after you die, right?" Mei smiled at Chai Yu friendly, but Chai Yu's whole body became cold from laughing.
Ji Chen got up suddenly and went out, and told Mei: "I've already paid the salary, tell me where is Dudo tomorrow."
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen and left. Hearing complaints from inside the room, he turned his head and glanced. Mei lifted the door and was installing.The two went down the stairs, and Chai Yu rarely said anything to Ji Chen. He felt that what happened in the past few days was so weird that the people he met might not be human.Ji Chen walked for a while and turned to look at Chai Yu, who probably asked that you were dumb, Chai Yu saw the question in his eyes and stared back.
The two of them walked a few steps like this and stared at each other until they walked out of the long stairs. Chai Yu had just stepped out of the stairs when his phone rang. It turned out that the call was from Long Xiaotian, and there were three missed calls from Long Xiaotian.
"Xiaotiangou, why are you looking for your Master Yu so urgently?"
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu, self-proclaimed master, this is really an interesting guy.
"You dare to call yourself a master, this world is hopeless." Long Xiaotian on the phone said that I was pissed off after hearing your words.
"Don't talk about it, it's useless, what's the matter with you, you need me in such a hurry?"
"That's right, come to see me in the hospital and bring a gift, preferably a handsome man under twenty." Long Xiaotian said sternly.
Chai Yu immediately poohed and scolded Long Xiaotian, before he finished scolding, he suddenly remembered the hospital that Long Xiaotian said, could it be that Long Xiaotian was hospitalized?
"As you guessed, I had a work-related injury." Long Xiaotian began to narrate the previous events.
A few hours ago, Long Xiaotian and Chai Yu were talking on the phone and were drinking with someone in a bar. When they were drinking, they encountered two groups of people fighting.One person accidentally touched the other party, originally it was not a big deal, but both parties had a lot of drinks and a fight broke out, one of them threw the wine bottle and hit Long Xiaotian on the head impartially. Long Xiaotian was knocked unconscious.When Long Xiaotian woke up again, he was already lying in the hospital. He heard from his friends that he was not seriously injured, but had a slight concussion. He had a few stitches on his head again, and he will recover after a few days.
Chai Yu hung up the phone speechlessly, how could Long Xiaotian run into this kind of crap.But no matter whether Long Xiaotian was hit unintentionally, or his head was cut in a fight, he, as Long Xiaotian's friend, would always go and see.
Chai Yu hailed a taxi and took his own car without knowing what to do.Ji Chen got into the car naturally. He had already heard what happened from the conversation between the two of them just now. Maybe he would find something interesting after going to see it.
The taxi took the two of them back to Shibuwei, Chai Yu got out of the car and paid the money to drive his own car by the side of the road. After starting the engine, he caught sight of Ji Chen in the car from the corner of his eye.
"Mortar, what are you doing in the car? Come to see my high-end car?"
"Ah."
The dull response made Chai Yu lower his enthusiasm a lot. This is a high-end car he bought for millions, and he looks cool everywhere he goes, so it seems worthless in Ji Chen's eyes.
"Hurry up, drive fast." Ji Chen reminded by looking ahead.
Chai Yu turned around and drove to the hospital.
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The hospital where Long Xiaotian lives is only 10 minutes away from Shibuweiwei. Chai Yu didn't come across a tonic store on the way, so he had to buy it at a store near the hospital. Although it is more expensive, it can stop Long Xiaotian's mouth.
Chai Yu found the ward according to the ward number given by Long Xiaotian. Through the glass window on the door, he saw a young man delivering water to Long Xiaotian. Woolen cloth.
"Honey, I'm here to see you~" Chai Yu rushed into the ward carrying the tonic, pretending to be angry at the strange young man's eyes, "Who are you, why are you handing him water, don't you know this is mine? "
Click!
Chai Yu was taken aback, he didn't expect that the water glass in Long Xiaotian's hand would suddenly shatter.Long Xiaotian was also frightened, he forgot to clean up the water that spilled on his body, and stared blankly at the broken glass, this is not hot water, how could it burst open.
The person who brought water to Long Xiaotian was obviously also frightened, there was still water splashed on his body, and he remembered Chai Yu's words when he recovered.
"What are you talking about? Please don't think about it." The man said to Long Xiaotian again, "Mr. Long, I really didn't expect you to have such an uneducated friend. I have no objection to you choosing the same sex as your lover, but please see clearly Character, don't use you in vain."
After the man finished speaking, he strode out and bumped into Chai Yu as he passed by.
"What, isn't this your new boyfriend?" Chai Yu was still confused, the young man obviously had a baby face and looked very young, it was definitely Long Xiaotian's favorite, why didn't he win that guy ?
"Okay, I saw you guessing wildly. This is a new intern nurse at the hospital, who just graduated a few days ago." Long Xiaotian was delighted to see Chai Yu make a fool of himself, and it was a little bit of fun for him to recuperate.
"Don't bully me. I haven't seen the world. How can there be a nurse who doesn't wear a nurse's uniform."
"The new one hasn't given out any clothes yet." Long Xiaotian pointed at Ji Chen with his chin, "Who is this silent little brother? Could it be the mortar you mentioned?"
"Smart, Xiao Tiangou, you can finally get rid of the low IQ that only knows how to eat!"
"Go, seeing you will lower my IQ." Long Xiaotian took a special look at Ji Chen after sarcasm. He didn't look ugly, but he wasn't the type he liked, which was a pity.But this person's indifferent eyes were full of depth, so I'm afraid he wasn't someone to mess with.
Just as Long Xiaotian was about to speak, Ji Chen spoke first, "Don't introduce who you are, have you met that chatter before?"
If Chai Yu could bear the word chatter, he would not call him Chai Yu, and retorted of course: "What chatter, I have a name, Chai Yu, firewood for firewood, and jade for jadeware."
"Oh, I thought it was a good-for-nothing firewood, a stupid fool." Ji Chen still spoke in that flat and toneless manner, completely disregarding Chai Yu's face.
Chai Yu was already shaking with anger, stared at Ji Chen and said to Long Xiaotian, "Don't stop me, I will beat him to death today."
"Go, I can't stop it, I have a headache." Long Xiaotian pretended to cover his gauze-covered head, and then asked Ji Chen what he said just now.
The corners of Ji Chen's mouth turned up slightly as if smiling, he glanced at the window, moved to the window with the lotus step light movement skill, and opened the window, "I think you should have encountered other things these days besides your head being smashed , such as falling into the sewer while walking, flower pots falling from the sky, being bitten by dogs for no reason."
"How do you know?" Long Xiaotian was stunned. He hadn't told Chai Yu about these things yet, and he always felt that these were just accidents, and there was nothing to make a fuss about.But from what Ji Chen said, it seemed that these were not accidents, but someone deliberately troubled him without anyone noticing.
"Because..." Ji Chen stretched out his hand out of the window, grabbed something and pulled it hard, "There is a mischievous fur ball trying to trouble us."
Chai Yu and Long Xiaotian opened their eyes and looked seriously at the tail in Ji Chen's hand, wondering where he pulled out a white dog.It is said to be a dog, but its face is very long, more like a fox because of its big tail.
The fox who was dragged into the ward kicked on his two hind legs, but when he found that Ji Chen couldn't do it, he used his front legs instead.Ji Chen threw it out, and it turned into a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy before it landed. If it wasn't for the big fox on the top of its head and a fluffy tail behind it, it really wouldn't be obvious that it was a fox three seconds ago.
"What are you doing, so violent!" The fox jumped up and pointed at Ji Chen and scolded loudly.
"Throw away the trash, I didn't see it." Ji Chen imitated the way a fox speaks.
The fox wiped the left ear on the top of his head and continued to curse: "It's none of your business, don't cause trouble, otherwise I will be rude to you."
"You're welcome, I don't want to let you go." Ji Chen looked calm, not at all like being threatened by a demon, "I'll let you go."
Chai Yu was amused by the suffix that the fox added, and burst out laughing.The fox blushed silently, hugged the tail curled up in front of him and peeked at Chai Yu.
Ji Chen noticed that the fox looked at Chai Yu wrongly, and asked, "You were the one who knocked down the billboards before, and those on the road. Why did you do that?"
"Who told you to kiss him, he is mine!" the fox declared loudly, and the fur on his tail blew up.
Chai Yu was stunned, looking at Ji Chen and Long Xiaotian, why didn't he know that there was a fox who had a crush on him.No, this is a vixen!
As if he didn't hear what the fox said, Ji Chen asked Long Xiaotian, who was also a little stunned, "You wouldn't have done the same thing to him, would you?"
"Just kidding, could it be that you..."
"Let's joke together."
"Fuck your sister, I'm just a toy!"
Hearing this, Chai Yu couldn't help but get mad, he felt that he was a toy and should be played with by them.
The fox also lost his temper, and he was on Chai Yu's side, "You dare to play him like this, I will deal with you!"
"Shut up, where did you get the game? I'm yours, I'm mine!" Chai Yu didn't appreciate the fox's affection, he wasn't a three-year-old child, he wouldn't trust someone he met for the first time To be precise, it is a vixen.
Facing Chai Yu, the fox froze, hugged his tail and said, "You don't remember me? That's right, you weren't called Chai Yu at that time. We knew each other 500 years ago, and you saved me." Me, keep me from being hunted and killed by ruthless hunters."
The fox blushed a little when he said this, "You also help me gather medicine, feed me, and let me go back to the mountain when I recover from my injury. I was still young at that time, and I couldn't become a human. When I can become a human I want to repay you, but you have already been reincarnated. Do you know how long I have been looking for you? Probably... I will count."
The fox began to count with his fingers. They guessed that the fox had never been to school, so he was very bad at counting.
"Don't count," Chai Yu became interested, no matter what the fox said is true or not, repaying favors is legendary, "I said, how do you plan to repay favors? Ah yes, these two guys have bullied Me, you can bite them to death."
The fox rubbed his tail and blushed even more, "I also asked people how to repay their kindness, and I will repay you how they repay you."
There are many stories about monsters repaying favors, the most well-known one is The Legend of the White Snake, there are cranes repaying favors, cats repaying favors...well, wait... Chai Yu thinks this is wrong, it seems that those monsters who repay their favors end up marrying their benefactors .Look at the coy red-faced fox again, it seems to have said that he is me, could it be...
"It wants to marry you and give birth to a litter of foxes for you." Long Xiaotian understood the occasion's purpose of exposing the fox, and the fox didn't object, but covered his face in embarrassment.
Chai Yu would not be embarrassed, but was so shocked that his eyes turned black, "I said little fox, are you a male or a female?"
"It's a male, if you don't believe me, take a look." The fox felt ashamed at this time, and opened his pants to prove that he was a male.
Chai Yu covered his eyes, as if there were no bananas in it, and forced himself to believe that the fox was a female.
But Ji Chen said to Chai Yu at this time: "I think your first N girlfriends were all taken away by this fox."
"You're smart, you didn't mention the first one... Wait, you said it took away the first few?" Only then did Chai Yu understand what Ji Chen said.In the past two or three months, as long as he goes out with women, various things will happen. For example, the heel of his girlfriend will break off every time and hurt his feet, and he will be sprayed with water when he drinks plain water. Paper towels will be dirty if they are used by his girlfriend. In short, there are too many things he can't think of, but the only thing in common is that the unlucky one is his girlfriend.
The fox was even more shy at this time, and covered half of his face with one hand on his ear, and said, "Chai Yu, thank you, I was the one who helped you get rid of them."
"Thank you sister! You have disturbed me so many good things, I wish I could strip your hair and make a scarf!" Chai Yu turned to Ji Chen and said solemnly, "Are you going to take revenge? I can't beat this vixen, help me After cleaning it up, it doesn't matter whether it's dead or alive, as long as it doesn't interfere with my good affairs in the future, the reward is easy!"
"Orders."
Ji Chen's short words made the fox furious. He stretched out his hands and showed his ten-centimeter-long nails, ready to attack.Ji Chen was very calm, his hand seemed to be touching something in his trouser pocket.
"Hey, attack, look down on me?" The fox's natural suspicion broke out, and he didn't dare to rush to catch Ji Chen.
Ji Chen glanced at the fox and said nothing, his hand was still in his trouser pocket, and he didn't know how deep his trouser pocket was, but he couldn't find anything after groping for a long time.
The fox's ears gradually turned back to the back of his head, and he began to feel that Ji Chen was bluffing. He flicked his tail twice and stopped, and his eyes staring at Ji Chen became unfriendly.After a while, the fox really didn't see what Ji Chen had pulled out, and suddenly became angry, and rushed towards Ji Chen with a cry.
Hearing the sound, Ji Chen raised his head, and the pair of long-nailed claws were approaching. He raised his hand to hold the fox's paw, and with a seemingly gentle pull, he easily pulled the fox to the ground, with one leg still standing on the fox's back. superior.
"Since you said it doesn't matter whether you live or die, let's kill it and make a scarf. It just so happens that I don't have any winter clothes." Ji Chen stared at the subdued fox in an instant. With some force on his feet, the fox was crushed to death.
Sitting on the bed, Long Xiaotian was dumbfounded. The fox was not weak, at least he didn't see its movements clearly when it rushed over. Unexpectedly, Ji Chen held down the fox in a slow manner.From Ji Chen's tone, it was easy to kill this fox.
At the same time, Chai Yu was also staring blankly. He thought that Ji Chen would fight back like walking, and then his throat was scratched by the fox. Who knew that his attack speed was no less than that of the fox. No wonder the last time he walked in front of him in the blink of an eye, he still person?
The fur on the fox's tail was all blown up, grabbed Chai Yu's feet and said pitifully, "Do you have the heart to let him make me a scarf? I helped you last time, otherwise you would have been eaten by the tiger dragon." It's gone. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L l l l admire you so much."
"Admiring me can disturb my good affairs? I really thought I was cursed by someone." Chai Yu's heart softened when the little fox cried like this. Seeing that it is only a student at this age, it burst into tears It's really pitiful.
"I'm jealous, they can talk to you, but I can only hide." The fox looked at Chai Yu with tears in his eyes, his flattened mouth trembling.
"You can also talk to me, and I won't dislike you."
"You will, last time you woke up at night, I wanted to talk to you, you yelled a ghost, and you beat me out, my ass hurts so much."
The two people in the room looked at Chai Yu at the same time, and Chai Yu smiled awkwardly with his clawed hair.Hearing what the fox said, he seemed to recall that there was indeed such a time, he thought he was dreaming, so he didn't care at all when he woke up.
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The fox covered his eyes with one hand and began to cry again, "I'm so sad, you are so kind to them, but you beat me out! So I will treat them as I was treated. I secretly dirty their faces and clothes, Make them unable to see you. If they dare to go out with you, I will turn off the lights in the private room, let people touch their clothes, get hit by flower pots while walking, and drop the manhole cover..."
"Are you a child, so childish?" Chai Yu interrupted the fox's self-talk, these encounters really happened to his ex-girlfriends.
The fox grabbed Chai Yu's leg again and cried, "Who says I'm naive, I've already passed two estrous periods, and I'm already an adult fox."
Chai Yu didn't dare to look at the fox with a sullen face, so don't talk about such a shameful thing, as if he had gone through countless estrus.
Ji Chen yanked the fox's hand hard, only to hear a bang, the fox turned back into an animal shape, kicking him with both calves, it seemed that he was very angry.
Chai Yu couldn't bear to see such a fox. A fox is not a human being and doesn't understand human feelings. Apart from repaying his kindness and wanting to give birth to him...not to mention the horror of giving birth to a fox, it is actually just a child. It is indeed too pitiful to be killed.
"Ji Chen, why don't you let it go, let it reform and become a good fox again."
The fox nodded again and again, looking at Chai Yu with a hint of fascination in his eyes.Ji Chen looked at the fox as if he was thinking about what to do.
"I said you guys forgot about me?" Long Xiaotian pointed to himself, "You opened my head, right?"
The fox pointed at Long Xiaotian with his foreleg, "What's the matter, who told you to kiss him, he's mine!"
"I am my own." Chai Yu slapped the fox across the face.
Not only did the fox not feel the pain, but he looked at Chai Yu expectantly, "Benefactor, you finally touched me, let's touch it a little more."
You idiot, that's a beating, and it hurts your hand if I beat you.
Chai Yu stared at the fox with contempt, this guy was so excited that he wagged his tail, he was a dog at all.
"Ah, how about this." Long Xiaotian pointed at the fox and said, "It opened my head, so let you be my servant."
"You want me to... ouch—asshole!"
The fox turned around and bit Ji Chen, and the bastard actually pulled the hair on his tail.It hugged its tail distressedly, there was obviously a piece missing on the fluffy tail, and tears were hanging down.Ji Chen didn't even look at the sad fox, twisted the tail hair into a rope and tied it around Long Xiaotian's wrist.
Long Xiaotian raised his hand to look at the white fur bracelet. To be honest, it would be unreasonable for a man like him to wear such a bracelet, but Ji Chen should not be so bored as to pull fox fur for him to wear.
"In the future, the fox will not stay a hundred meters away from you. If it is disobedient, if you toss the bracelet, it will definitely behave." Ji Chen simply explained.
Naturally, Long Xiaotian didn't believe it, and wanted to pinch the bracelet to have a look, but Chai Yu helped him do it first, pinching the white bracelet hard.They only heard the fox screaming, rolling on the ground with their buttocks covered, it really worked.
The fox had had enough pain, jumped up and yelled at Ji Chen, "Hey, evildoer, what kind of magic did you use to make me hurt!"
Ji Chen stretched out his hand calmly, apparently wanting to grab the bracelet.The fox rushed over to snatch it, and the moment his paw touched it, he was flicked, just like touching a high-heat stove.
Ji Chen pushed the fox away and grabbed the bracelet, "I forgot to say, you can't touch it."
The fox screamed again, as if its tail had been pinched, it gave Ji Chen a hard look, and jumped out of the window to escape.
Chai Yu pointed to the unbroken glass that was pierced by the fox, "Are you really letting him go? What about my revenge?"
"I can't go." Ji Chen still said in that unhurried tone, "I forgot to say, it will..."
A bang sounded in the ward, and the fox changed back into an animal form and flew in.Rather than flying in, it is better to say that it was bounced in by an invisible force.
"...turn back into a fox and bounce back."
"Can you finish speaking in one breath next time?" Chai Yu couldn't bear it any longer. He didn't know where there was a cure for slowness. Feed Ji Chen a couple of catties, otherwise there would be no cure.
"Speak slowly."
"I don't think it's slow, but it's simply forgotten, right?"
The fox lay on the ground as if dead. He didn't hear the words between them at all, and it didn't take long for him to sob.
"You bully people, bully me, a different kind, woo woo woo..." The fox curled up pitifully, tears streaming down his face, not at all like the vicious vixen who ran away Chai Yu's girlfriend.
Long Xiao got off the bed and picked up the fox. The fox stopped blowing up, its ears and tail drooped, and its eyes were full of tears.
"You poor little one, that's fine, you can follow me from now on, I promise I won't abuse you." Long Xiaotian made such a promise to the fox, "I said you should have a name if you've become a spirit, what's your name?"
"I don't have a name, they all call me Fox." Fox replied with a cry.
Long Xiaotian took a good look at the fox for a while. It was as big as an ordinary dog at home, except that the tail caught up to its length.The snow-white fur is also very beautiful, especially the pair of blue eyes, which are as blue as the sea.
"I'll call you Cang." Long Xiaotian nodded, and the more he thought about it, the more cute the name became, "I'll call you Cang from now on."
The fox stared blankly at Long Xiaotian, this person told him that it was called Cang, did it have a name?Its tail wagged unconsciously, and it will be a fox with a name from now on, and it will never be treated as an ordinary fox again.
Seeing that one person and one fox had become friends, Ji Chen quietly left the ward.Chai Yu noticed that Ji Chen was gone, and said goodbye to Long Xiaotian, but Long Xiaotian flamboyantly ignored him, because Long Xiaotian had discovered a new continent.Chai Yu chased after Ji Chen, wanting to know how he turned fox fur into a bracelet, but Ji Chen stopped suddenly.
"You can't take a name, especially a monster, because it will create a bond." Ji Chen declared without a tone.
"What J (muffling), they have it even if they don't choose a name." Chai Yu felt disgusted and glanced at Ji Chen, trying to say something obscene.
Ji Chen was the one who was really disgusted, and it was rare to speed up his lotus steps. If he hangs around with this kind of hooligan for a long time, he will become a nasty guy sooner or later.
Chai Yu felt relieved when he noticed that Ji Chen was walking a little faster, and suddenly thought of something and said, "You still forgot, it's not that you speak slowly."
"It's time to wind up."
"I said you were going to wind up."
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu indifferently, "The arc of reflex is large."
"Damn!" Chai Yu finally realized that he was talking about himself.
When Ji Chen walked to the entrance of the hospital, he suddenly stopped, stared at Chai Yu and said, "Remuneration."
"Well, I never like to owe people money, how much do you say." Chai Yu took out the wallet in his pocket, "Cash, silver card, which one do you want?"
"Life."
"What, name? You like naming people, too?"
Ji Chen stopped talking for a moment and stared at Chai Yu for a long time.
"Go to your house." Ji Chen turned and walked towards the parking lot.
"Oh, good... not good! You don't want to sweep everything in my house!"
It was only then that Chai Yu realized that Ji Chen must have thought of looking at valuables at his house, and then killed him when he was off guard.Ji Chen glanced at him without saying a word, walked to the side of the car and kicked his foot.Chai Yu raised his eyebrows, another footprint, why is his car so inviting.
Chai Yu carried Ji Chen home. As soon as the door opened, Ji Chen walked lightly into the room, looked left and right, looked around.
"Hey, have you seen enough, what exactly do you want?" Chai Yu sat down on the sofa and asked.
Ji Chen didn't seem to hear, and opened a door beside him after turning around the living room.Chai Yu immediately got up to stop him, it was his room, how could he allow an unknown person like Ji Chen to enter.When Ji Chen entered the room, he saw the clay doll on the bedside table. It was a chubby child.
"You still have this kind of thing?" Ji Chen picked up the doll to have a look.
"Ah, it was given by my ex-girlfriend. I said I don't want her to be biased...Ji Chen, you crazy!"
Before he could finish speaking, the clay doll unfortunately fell to the ground.Ji Chen didn't even have the slightest apology on his face. He went to look at other places, raised and lowered the curtains, opened and closed the closet, and completely entered the crazy mode.
"Let me tell you, Ji Chen, this is my house, you need my permission if you want to build it, did you hear that!"
Chai Yu's patience reached the extreme, and the veins on his head grew more and more, but he had to endure, because he always felt that he would be as unlucky as a fox if he attacked Ji Chen.
"That's it."
I don't know what skills Ji Chen has, but he actually knows that there is an anime pillow under the bed, so he pulls out a half-person-high pillow and hugs it in his arms.
Chai Yu's eyes widened, it was his maki sauce, the protagonist of the maki little witch, there are only three limited pillows in the world.He was afraid that his girlfriend would be ashamed if he was seen coming, so he hid it under the bed. Who knew that Ji Chen was a dog, so he found it right away.
Ji Chen didn't wait for Chai Yu to agree to walk out with his pillow in his arms, completely treating Chai Yu as transparent.Chai Yu, who regards miki sauce as his life, rolls up his sleeves and catches up, his miki can only be his!
"Ji Chen, I'm warning you, put down my goddess immediately, or I... I'll be damned!"
The suddenly closed door patted Chai Yu's nose, he held back the tears that fell and opened the door, but Ji Chen was not in the living room, it stands to reason that Sister Ji would not leave so fast.He held his nose and chased after him, no matter how fast or slow Ji Chen walked, he had to chase miki sauce back.
"Miki sweetheart, here I come!"
Chai Yu chased the monk and went straight to the elevator. If Ji Chen had brains, he would definitely take the elevator down.He came to the elevator door to look at the indicator lights, and there was really one going down. He immediately pressed the elevator next door, and the elevator door opened quickly.He stepped into the elevator car, pressed the floor button several times, and the elevator door slowly closed and opened.He looked out, but found no one.He casually pressed the door close button, the elevator door did not move, but
"Wow!"
Chai Yu's feet were weak and he fell down. He instinctively reached out to grab something that could support him. With this grab, he caught Ji Chen who was walking in front, and quickly hugged him to stand firm.
"It's so dangerous..." Chai Yu breathed a sigh of relief. If he fell, he would definitely die.
"Catch enough, let go."
Chai Yu was stunned for a moment, and a small strawberry appeared in front of his eyes. He looked closely and saw that it was Fatty. He subconsciously let go of his hand, and Ji Chen glanced at him and put it on the side of his shirt.
"What are you looking at? What's wrong with not pulling out your belt?" Ji Chen raised his foot and walked up.
Chai Yu shook his head, he occasionally doesn't wear a belt, but he doesn't wear such boring strawberry panties!
The author has something to say: there is no description of Luo Luo bird in Shan Hai Jing, it only says that it looks like an eagle but not an eagle, so I added a little description, not to be careful
PS: Shan Hai Jing small popular science
Nest: 380 miles to the north, it is called Guoshan Mountain.Its yang is rich in jade, and its yin is rich in iron.i
The water flows out, and the west flows into the river.Its beasts are many camels, and its birds are many nests. Its shape is like a mouse with bird wings, and its sound is like a sheep.
Soldiers.
Tiger Jiao: Five hundred miles to the east, it is called the Mountain of Prayer. There are many gold and jade on it, and there are many rhinoceros, si, and elephants below it.There is a bird, its shape is like
[Jiao Niao] has a white head, three legs, and a human face. Its name is Qu Ru, and its song is called its own name.The waves flow out, while the Nanliu pours into the
ocean.Among them is the tiger jiao, which has a fish body and a snake tail, and its sound is like a mandarin duck. It does not swell when eaten, and it can cure hemorrhoids.
Luoluo bird: Three hundred and fifty miles to the west, it is called Lai Mountain, where there are many sandalwood trees and many Luoluo birds, which cannibalize people.
☆, 7 demons
After stepping on the last step of the stairs, Chai Yu stuck his whole body against the wall for support, and finally understood why the words of being tired like a dog were not for others, but for him now.I don't know what's wrong with the stairs. There are hundreds of steps, and he can't count down to two hundred.On the other hand, Ji Chen didn't take a breath, as if he was the only one who climbed up the stairs, and Ji Chen took the elevator.
"See, hell, aren't you tired? How many steps are there?" Chai Yu asked while wiping his sweat.
Ji Chen replied lightly, "250."
"So little? I think 350 is enough."
"Sure enough, 250."
The hands that wiped the sweat stopped, and Chai Yu looked at Ji Chen blankly, feeling that he was talking about himself.
"Ji Chen, I'll fight with you, believe it or not!"
Ji Chen took a few glances at Chai Yu, then shook his head and walked along the corridor.Chai Yu had almost rested, and followed Ji Chen with his mouth pouting. The kid's eyes just now showed the look of contempt just because of you.
Chai Yu was a restless person, following Ji Chen, he was also asking where this place was, and where was that ugly fat Duduo.Ji Chen didn't answer at first, probably only spoke when he got tired of asking.
"Du Duo is also a rogue bird, and they are not used to noisy voices. If you continue talking, it will become his dinner. By the way, don't expect me to save you."
"I don't believe anyone who asks you to save me."
As soon as Chai Yu finished speaking, the corridor came to an end, and a door appeared at the same time.Ji Chen walked to the door and slowly lifted his foot. Chai Yu could see that he was going to knock on the door with his feet instead of hands, but this slow-motion behavior was really sleepy.
Speaking of being sleepy, Chai Yu opened his mouth to yawn, but the sudden bang made him petrified.He kept opening his mouth to look at the door. To be precise, it was the door that fell on the ground. Ji Chen actually kicked the door down.
"Damn it, you're here to kill people... No, are you here to kill demons or demolish houses? Do you come here to seek revenge like this?"
Ji Chen didn't care, and stepped into the room.Seeing that he was being ignored, Chai Yu felt uncomfortable, so he stepped on the fallen door and jumped in.
The room is very crowded, and there are several large cardboard boxes piled up at the door, and sundries such as books can be seen from the open cardboard boxes.Further inside is a path that has been piled up, leading directly to the desk that was almost buried. Printers and computers take up two square meters of the desk, and next door is a folding bed full of sundries, or a large sundry shelf .
"My God, I've never seen such a messy room." Chai Yu casually picked up a printed document at hand, which was a beauty advertisement.He threw it back without interest, and turned to look at Ji Chen, who actually tidied up some debris on the table.
"You're not mistaken, aren't you here to kill demons? Why did you clean up the room?"
Ji Chen stood up a dozen papers on the table and poked them, then put them aside and replied calmly, "It's boring when no one is here."
"Actually, you are the nanny, right?" Chai Yu sat down on the cardboard box next to him, and he was not afraid of crushing the things inside.
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu, probably minding that the word nanny stopped and sat on the chair behind the desk to wait.
Chai Yu waited for a few minutes and stared at him curiously when Ji Chen didn't make a sound. Ji Chen is really weird, he walks like Lin Daiyu, can sleep for two days for no reason, and is interested in helping the enemy clean up the room.In fact, this guy has a dual personality. He is a sloth at home and a nanny outside. I don’t know if he can be recruited to be a nanny at home if he is given money. It must be very interesting.
"Your expression is disgusting." Ji Chen said suddenly, who told Chai Yu to show a face of plotting treachery.
Chai Yu wiped his mouth as if wiping his saliva, "You're disgusting. Hey, Little Strawberry Nanny, have you ever seen Duduo, he works here?"
"Who is it called, Little Strawberry?"
"Of course it's you, Xiao, Cao, Berry!" Chai Yu intentionally annoyed, got up and patted his own butt.
"Oh, no wonder you want to shoot it, it's quite round."
The unfamiliar voice made Chai Yu jump up, and then someone pinched his buttocks, and he jumped and ran to Ji Chen's side.
Ji Chen also grabbed Chai Yu's butt casually, and commented: "It's good to have a baby."
"Give birth to your sister, I'm a man!" Chai Yu almost took off his pants to show his gender, there was a perverted stranger over there, and Ji Chen, who was of the same virtue, was here.
"Mengmenjiang, this little show is yelling at you like that, why don't you kill him?" said the stranger who didn't know when he appeared.
Chai Yu looked at the visitor with wide eyes, it seemed that he was much duller, not as ugly as imagined.Looking at the age of 25, he is tall and tall, more than 1.8 meters by visual inspection.He has a fox face, but his appearance is comparable to that of the youth idols in the report, especially there is a small beak around his mouth, which makes people overlook the cuteness of his treacherous fox face.
"Are you blunt? You talk a lot of nonsense." Chai Yu patted Ji Chen on the shoulder, "Someone wants your life, obediently hand it over, or close the door and let Ji Chen go. Come on, Ji Chen, use your mortar skills The effect is to kill him."
Ji Chen pushed his hands away from his shoulders, and slapped Chai Yu's head, "You think mothballs are good for your brain, have you eaten your brain?"
"Damn it, can you just lighten up, what should I do if I'm stupid?"
"It doesn't look smart, maybe it's smart."
The visitor sat down on a wooden box nearby, raised his legs and asked Ji Chen, "Master Chen, where did you get such a living treasure?"
Ji Chen sat on the boss's chair behind the table, acting like a master, "I broke in by accident. Don't say anything else, go find Duduo, Luo Luoniao."
The owner of the room looked at Ji Chen, then looked at the fallen door silently for a few seconds, "Menmenjiang, do you have the nerve to tear down the door of my house and order me?"
"Sorry, that's why I cleaned up your desk for you just now." Ji Chen didn't blush at all when he said this.
Chai Yu peeked at the desk, asking for a reward for poking it a few times?He feels a little pity for this man now.
The other party ran to the table to see what was passive, and the conclusion was that there was no one.
"Menjiang, this is your fault, don't lie."
Ji Chen pointed to Chai Yu, meaning to ask him.This person really asked, but he asked for his name.
"I guess Mentanjiang didn't introduce me. My name is Mei, and I'm a Mei." Mei made a handshake.
"It's true that your Mianjiang didn't introduce you, nor me. My name is Yu, and I'm a piece of jade."
Mei was taken aback when she heard this, and suddenly burst out laughing, "Master Chen, where did you pick up such a living treasure, please keep it as my little brother."
"How many days can you live?" Ji Chen still had that toneless tone.
"What do you mean, you can stay for a long time after you die, right?" Mei smiled at Chai Yu friendly, but Chai Yu's whole body became cold from laughing.
Ji Chen got up suddenly and went out, and told Mei: "I've already paid the salary, tell me where is Dudo tomorrow."
Chai Yu followed Ji Chen and left. Hearing complaints from inside the room, he turned his head and glanced. Mei lifted the door and was installing.The two went down the stairs, and Chai Yu rarely said anything to Ji Chen. He felt that what happened in the past few days was so weird that the people he met might not be human.Ji Chen walked for a while and turned to look at Chai Yu, who probably asked that you were dumb, Chai Yu saw the question in his eyes and stared back.
The two of them walked a few steps like this and stared at each other until they walked out of the long stairs. Chai Yu had just stepped out of the stairs when his phone rang. It turned out that the call was from Long Xiaotian, and there were three missed calls from Long Xiaotian.
"Xiaotiangou, why are you looking for your Master Yu so urgently?"
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu, self-proclaimed master, this is really an interesting guy.
"You dare to call yourself a master, this world is hopeless." Long Xiaotian on the phone said that I was pissed off after hearing your words.
"Don't talk about it, it's useless, what's the matter with you, you need me in such a hurry?"
"That's right, come to see me in the hospital and bring a gift, preferably a handsome man under twenty." Long Xiaotian said sternly.
Chai Yu immediately poohed and scolded Long Xiaotian, before he finished scolding, he suddenly remembered the hospital that Long Xiaotian said, could it be that Long Xiaotian was hospitalized?
"As you guessed, I had a work-related injury." Long Xiaotian began to narrate the previous events.
A few hours ago, Long Xiaotian and Chai Yu were talking on the phone and were drinking with someone in a bar. When they were drinking, they encountered two groups of people fighting.One person accidentally touched the other party, originally it was not a big deal, but both parties had a lot of drinks and a fight broke out, one of them threw the wine bottle and hit Long Xiaotian on the head impartially. Long Xiaotian was knocked unconscious.When Long Xiaotian woke up again, he was already lying in the hospital. He heard from his friends that he was not seriously injured, but had a slight concussion. He had a few stitches on his head again, and he will recover after a few days.
Chai Yu hung up the phone speechlessly, how could Long Xiaotian run into this kind of crap.But no matter whether Long Xiaotian was hit unintentionally, or his head was cut in a fight, he, as Long Xiaotian's friend, would always go and see.
Chai Yu hailed a taxi and took his own car without knowing what to do.Ji Chen got into the car naturally. He had already heard what happened from the conversation between the two of them just now. Maybe he would find something interesting after going to see it.
The taxi took the two of them back to Shibuwei, Chai Yu got out of the car and paid the money to drive his own car by the side of the road. After starting the engine, he caught sight of Ji Chen in the car from the corner of his eye.
"Mortar, what are you doing in the car? Come to see my high-end car?"
"Ah."
The dull response made Chai Yu lower his enthusiasm a lot. This is a high-end car he bought for millions, and he looks cool everywhere he goes, so it seems worthless in Ji Chen's eyes.
"Hurry up, drive fast." Ji Chen reminded by looking ahead.
Chai Yu turned around and drove to the hospital.
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☆, 8 demons
The hospital where Long Xiaotian lives is only 10 minutes away from Shibuweiwei. Chai Yu didn't come across a tonic store on the way, so he had to buy it at a store near the hospital. Although it is more expensive, it can stop Long Xiaotian's mouth.
Chai Yu found the ward according to the ward number given by Long Xiaotian. Through the glass window on the door, he saw a young man delivering water to Long Xiaotian. Woolen cloth.
"Honey, I'm here to see you~" Chai Yu rushed into the ward carrying the tonic, pretending to be angry at the strange young man's eyes, "Who are you, why are you handing him water, don't you know this is mine? "
Click!
Chai Yu was taken aback, he didn't expect that the water glass in Long Xiaotian's hand would suddenly shatter.Long Xiaotian was also frightened, he forgot to clean up the water that spilled on his body, and stared blankly at the broken glass, this is not hot water, how could it burst open.
The person who brought water to Long Xiaotian was obviously also frightened, there was still water splashed on his body, and he remembered Chai Yu's words when he recovered.
"What are you talking about? Please don't think about it." The man said to Long Xiaotian again, "Mr. Long, I really didn't expect you to have such an uneducated friend. I have no objection to you choosing the same sex as your lover, but please see clearly Character, don't use you in vain."
After the man finished speaking, he strode out and bumped into Chai Yu as he passed by.
"What, isn't this your new boyfriend?" Chai Yu was still confused, the young man obviously had a baby face and looked very young, it was definitely Long Xiaotian's favorite, why didn't he win that guy ?
"Okay, I saw you guessing wildly. This is a new intern nurse at the hospital, who just graduated a few days ago." Long Xiaotian was delighted to see Chai Yu make a fool of himself, and it was a little bit of fun for him to recuperate.
"Don't bully me. I haven't seen the world. How can there be a nurse who doesn't wear a nurse's uniform."
"The new one hasn't given out any clothes yet." Long Xiaotian pointed at Ji Chen with his chin, "Who is this silent little brother? Could it be the mortar you mentioned?"
"Smart, Xiao Tiangou, you can finally get rid of the low IQ that only knows how to eat!"
"Go, seeing you will lower my IQ." Long Xiaotian took a special look at Ji Chen after sarcasm. He didn't look ugly, but he wasn't the type he liked, which was a pity.But this person's indifferent eyes were full of depth, so I'm afraid he wasn't someone to mess with.
Just as Long Xiaotian was about to speak, Ji Chen spoke first, "Don't introduce who you are, have you met that chatter before?"
If Chai Yu could bear the word chatter, he would not call him Chai Yu, and retorted of course: "What chatter, I have a name, Chai Yu, firewood for firewood, and jade for jadeware."
"Oh, I thought it was a good-for-nothing firewood, a stupid fool." Ji Chen still spoke in that flat and toneless manner, completely disregarding Chai Yu's face.
Chai Yu was already shaking with anger, stared at Ji Chen and said to Long Xiaotian, "Don't stop me, I will beat him to death today."
"Go, I can't stop it, I have a headache." Long Xiaotian pretended to cover his gauze-covered head, and then asked Ji Chen what he said just now.
The corners of Ji Chen's mouth turned up slightly as if smiling, he glanced at the window, moved to the window with the lotus step light movement skill, and opened the window, "I think you should have encountered other things these days besides your head being smashed , such as falling into the sewer while walking, flower pots falling from the sky, being bitten by dogs for no reason."
"How do you know?" Long Xiaotian was stunned. He hadn't told Chai Yu about these things yet, and he always felt that these were just accidents, and there was nothing to make a fuss about.But from what Ji Chen said, it seemed that these were not accidents, but someone deliberately troubled him without anyone noticing.
"Because..." Ji Chen stretched out his hand out of the window, grabbed something and pulled it hard, "There is a mischievous fur ball trying to trouble us."
Chai Yu and Long Xiaotian opened their eyes and looked seriously at the tail in Ji Chen's hand, wondering where he pulled out a white dog.It is said to be a dog, but its face is very long, more like a fox because of its big tail.
The fox who was dragged into the ward kicked on his two hind legs, but when he found that Ji Chen couldn't do it, he used his front legs instead.Ji Chen threw it out, and it turned into a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy before it landed. If it wasn't for the big fox on the top of its head and a fluffy tail behind it, it really wouldn't be obvious that it was a fox three seconds ago.
"What are you doing, so violent!" The fox jumped up and pointed at Ji Chen and scolded loudly.
"Throw away the trash, I didn't see it." Ji Chen imitated the way a fox speaks.
The fox wiped the left ear on the top of his head and continued to curse: "It's none of your business, don't cause trouble, otherwise I will be rude to you."
"You're welcome, I don't want to let you go." Ji Chen looked calm, not at all like being threatened by a demon, "I'll let you go."
Chai Yu was amused by the suffix that the fox added, and burst out laughing.The fox blushed silently, hugged the tail curled up in front of him and peeked at Chai Yu.
Ji Chen noticed that the fox looked at Chai Yu wrongly, and asked, "You were the one who knocked down the billboards before, and those on the road. Why did you do that?"
"Who told you to kiss him, he is mine!" the fox declared loudly, and the fur on his tail blew up.
Chai Yu was stunned, looking at Ji Chen and Long Xiaotian, why didn't he know that there was a fox who had a crush on him.No, this is a vixen!
As if he didn't hear what the fox said, Ji Chen asked Long Xiaotian, who was also a little stunned, "You wouldn't have done the same thing to him, would you?"
"Just kidding, could it be that you..."
"Let's joke together."
"Fuck your sister, I'm just a toy!"
Hearing this, Chai Yu couldn't help but get mad, he felt that he was a toy and should be played with by them.
The fox also lost his temper, and he was on Chai Yu's side, "You dare to play him like this, I will deal with you!"
"Shut up, where did you get the game? I'm yours, I'm mine!" Chai Yu didn't appreciate the fox's affection, he wasn't a three-year-old child, he wouldn't trust someone he met for the first time To be precise, it is a vixen.
Facing Chai Yu, the fox froze, hugged his tail and said, "You don't remember me? That's right, you weren't called Chai Yu at that time. We knew each other 500 years ago, and you saved me." Me, keep me from being hunted and killed by ruthless hunters."
The fox blushed a little when he said this, "You also help me gather medicine, feed me, and let me go back to the mountain when I recover from my injury. I was still young at that time, and I couldn't become a human. When I can become a human I want to repay you, but you have already been reincarnated. Do you know how long I have been looking for you? Probably... I will count."
The fox began to count with his fingers. They guessed that the fox had never been to school, so he was very bad at counting.
"Don't count," Chai Yu became interested, no matter what the fox said is true or not, repaying favors is legendary, "I said, how do you plan to repay favors? Ah yes, these two guys have bullied Me, you can bite them to death."
The fox rubbed his tail and blushed even more, "I also asked people how to repay their kindness, and I will repay you how they repay you."
There are many stories about monsters repaying favors, the most well-known one is The Legend of the White Snake, there are cranes repaying favors, cats repaying favors...well, wait... Chai Yu thinks this is wrong, it seems that those monsters who repay their favors end up marrying their benefactors .Look at the coy red-faced fox again, it seems to have said that he is me, could it be...
"It wants to marry you and give birth to a litter of foxes for you." Long Xiaotian understood the occasion's purpose of exposing the fox, and the fox didn't object, but covered his face in embarrassment.
Chai Yu would not be embarrassed, but was so shocked that his eyes turned black, "I said little fox, are you a male or a female?"
"It's a male, if you don't believe me, take a look." The fox felt ashamed at this time, and opened his pants to prove that he was a male.
Chai Yu covered his eyes, as if there were no bananas in it, and forced himself to believe that the fox was a female.
But Ji Chen said to Chai Yu at this time: "I think your first N girlfriends were all taken away by this fox."
"You're smart, you didn't mention the first one... Wait, you said it took away the first few?" Only then did Chai Yu understand what Ji Chen said.In the past two or three months, as long as he goes out with women, various things will happen. For example, the heel of his girlfriend will break off every time and hurt his feet, and he will be sprayed with water when he drinks plain water. Paper towels will be dirty if they are used by his girlfriend. In short, there are too many things he can't think of, but the only thing in common is that the unlucky one is his girlfriend.
The fox was even more shy at this time, and covered half of his face with one hand on his ear, and said, "Chai Yu, thank you, I was the one who helped you get rid of them."
"Thank you sister! You have disturbed me so many good things, I wish I could strip your hair and make a scarf!" Chai Yu turned to Ji Chen and said solemnly, "Are you going to take revenge? I can't beat this vixen, help me After cleaning it up, it doesn't matter whether it's dead or alive, as long as it doesn't interfere with my good affairs in the future, the reward is easy!"
"Orders."
Ji Chen's short words made the fox furious. He stretched out his hands and showed his ten-centimeter-long nails, ready to attack.Ji Chen was very calm, his hand seemed to be touching something in his trouser pocket.
"Hey, attack, look down on me?" The fox's natural suspicion broke out, and he didn't dare to rush to catch Ji Chen.
Ji Chen glanced at the fox and said nothing, his hand was still in his trouser pocket, and he didn't know how deep his trouser pocket was, but he couldn't find anything after groping for a long time.
The fox's ears gradually turned back to the back of his head, and he began to feel that Ji Chen was bluffing. He flicked his tail twice and stopped, and his eyes staring at Ji Chen became unfriendly.After a while, the fox really didn't see what Ji Chen had pulled out, and suddenly became angry, and rushed towards Ji Chen with a cry.
Hearing the sound, Ji Chen raised his head, and the pair of long-nailed claws were approaching. He raised his hand to hold the fox's paw, and with a seemingly gentle pull, he easily pulled the fox to the ground, with one leg still standing on the fox's back. superior.
"Since you said it doesn't matter whether you live or die, let's kill it and make a scarf. It just so happens that I don't have any winter clothes." Ji Chen stared at the subdued fox in an instant. With some force on his feet, the fox was crushed to death.
Sitting on the bed, Long Xiaotian was dumbfounded. The fox was not weak, at least he didn't see its movements clearly when it rushed over. Unexpectedly, Ji Chen held down the fox in a slow manner.From Ji Chen's tone, it was easy to kill this fox.
At the same time, Chai Yu was also staring blankly. He thought that Ji Chen would fight back like walking, and then his throat was scratched by the fox. Who knew that his attack speed was no less than that of the fox. No wonder the last time he walked in front of him in the blink of an eye, he still person?
The fur on the fox's tail was all blown up, grabbed Chai Yu's feet and said pitifully, "Do you have the heart to let him make me a scarf? I helped you last time, otherwise you would have been eaten by the tiger dragon." It's gone. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L l l l admire you so much."
"Admiring me can disturb my good affairs? I really thought I was cursed by someone." Chai Yu's heart softened when the little fox cried like this. Seeing that it is only a student at this age, it burst into tears It's really pitiful.
"I'm jealous, they can talk to you, but I can only hide." The fox looked at Chai Yu with tears in his eyes, his flattened mouth trembling.
"You can also talk to me, and I won't dislike you."
"You will, last time you woke up at night, I wanted to talk to you, you yelled a ghost, and you beat me out, my ass hurts so much."
The two people in the room looked at Chai Yu at the same time, and Chai Yu smiled awkwardly with his clawed hair.Hearing what the fox said, he seemed to recall that there was indeed such a time, he thought he was dreaming, so he didn't care at all when he woke up.
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The fox covered his eyes with one hand and began to cry again, "I'm so sad, you are so kind to them, but you beat me out! So I will treat them as I was treated. I secretly dirty their faces and clothes, Make them unable to see you. If they dare to go out with you, I will turn off the lights in the private room, let people touch their clothes, get hit by flower pots while walking, and drop the manhole cover..."
"Are you a child, so childish?" Chai Yu interrupted the fox's self-talk, these encounters really happened to his ex-girlfriends.
The fox grabbed Chai Yu's leg again and cried, "Who says I'm naive, I've already passed two estrous periods, and I'm already an adult fox."
Chai Yu didn't dare to look at the fox with a sullen face, so don't talk about such a shameful thing, as if he had gone through countless estrus.
Ji Chen yanked the fox's hand hard, only to hear a bang, the fox turned back into an animal shape, kicking him with both calves, it seemed that he was very angry.
Chai Yu couldn't bear to see such a fox. A fox is not a human being and doesn't understand human feelings. Apart from repaying his kindness and wanting to give birth to him...not to mention the horror of giving birth to a fox, it is actually just a child. It is indeed too pitiful to be killed.
"Ji Chen, why don't you let it go, let it reform and become a good fox again."
The fox nodded again and again, looking at Chai Yu with a hint of fascination in his eyes.Ji Chen looked at the fox as if he was thinking about what to do.
"I said you guys forgot about me?" Long Xiaotian pointed to himself, "You opened my head, right?"
The fox pointed at Long Xiaotian with his foreleg, "What's the matter, who told you to kiss him, he's mine!"
"I am my own." Chai Yu slapped the fox across the face.
Not only did the fox not feel the pain, but he looked at Chai Yu expectantly, "Benefactor, you finally touched me, let's touch it a little more."
You idiot, that's a beating, and it hurts your hand if I beat you.
Chai Yu stared at the fox with contempt, this guy was so excited that he wagged his tail, he was a dog at all.
"Ah, how about this." Long Xiaotian pointed at the fox and said, "It opened my head, so let you be my servant."
"You want me to... ouch—asshole!"
The fox turned around and bit Ji Chen, and the bastard actually pulled the hair on his tail.It hugged its tail distressedly, there was obviously a piece missing on the fluffy tail, and tears were hanging down.Ji Chen didn't even look at the sad fox, twisted the tail hair into a rope and tied it around Long Xiaotian's wrist.
Long Xiaotian raised his hand to look at the white fur bracelet. To be honest, it would be unreasonable for a man like him to wear such a bracelet, but Ji Chen should not be so bored as to pull fox fur for him to wear.
"In the future, the fox will not stay a hundred meters away from you. If it is disobedient, if you toss the bracelet, it will definitely behave." Ji Chen simply explained.
Naturally, Long Xiaotian didn't believe it, and wanted to pinch the bracelet to have a look, but Chai Yu helped him do it first, pinching the white bracelet hard.They only heard the fox screaming, rolling on the ground with their buttocks covered, it really worked.
The fox had had enough pain, jumped up and yelled at Ji Chen, "Hey, evildoer, what kind of magic did you use to make me hurt!"
Ji Chen stretched out his hand calmly, apparently wanting to grab the bracelet.The fox rushed over to snatch it, and the moment his paw touched it, he was flicked, just like touching a high-heat stove.
Ji Chen pushed the fox away and grabbed the bracelet, "I forgot to say, you can't touch it."
The fox screamed again, as if its tail had been pinched, it gave Ji Chen a hard look, and jumped out of the window to escape.
Chai Yu pointed to the unbroken glass that was pierced by the fox, "Are you really letting him go? What about my revenge?"
"I can't go." Ji Chen still said in that unhurried tone, "I forgot to say, it will..."
A bang sounded in the ward, and the fox changed back into an animal form and flew in.Rather than flying in, it is better to say that it was bounced in by an invisible force.
"...turn back into a fox and bounce back."
"Can you finish speaking in one breath next time?" Chai Yu couldn't bear it any longer. He didn't know where there was a cure for slowness. Feed Ji Chen a couple of catties, otherwise there would be no cure.
"Speak slowly."
"I don't think it's slow, but it's simply forgotten, right?"
The fox lay on the ground as if dead. He didn't hear the words between them at all, and it didn't take long for him to sob.
"You bully people, bully me, a different kind, woo woo woo..." The fox curled up pitifully, tears streaming down his face, not at all like the vicious vixen who ran away Chai Yu's girlfriend.
Long Xiao got off the bed and picked up the fox. The fox stopped blowing up, its ears and tail drooped, and its eyes were full of tears.
"You poor little one, that's fine, you can follow me from now on, I promise I won't abuse you." Long Xiaotian made such a promise to the fox, "I said you should have a name if you've become a spirit, what's your name?"
"I don't have a name, they all call me Fox." Fox replied with a cry.
Long Xiaotian took a good look at the fox for a while. It was as big as an ordinary dog at home, except that the tail caught up to its length.The snow-white fur is also very beautiful, especially the pair of blue eyes, which are as blue as the sea.
"I'll call you Cang." Long Xiaotian nodded, and the more he thought about it, the more cute the name became, "I'll call you Cang from now on."
The fox stared blankly at Long Xiaotian, this person told him that it was called Cang, did it have a name?Its tail wagged unconsciously, and it will be a fox with a name from now on, and it will never be treated as an ordinary fox again.
Seeing that one person and one fox had become friends, Ji Chen quietly left the ward.Chai Yu noticed that Ji Chen was gone, and said goodbye to Long Xiaotian, but Long Xiaotian flamboyantly ignored him, because Long Xiaotian had discovered a new continent.Chai Yu chased after Ji Chen, wanting to know how he turned fox fur into a bracelet, but Ji Chen stopped suddenly.
"You can't take a name, especially a monster, because it will create a bond." Ji Chen declared without a tone.
"What J (muffling), they have it even if they don't choose a name." Chai Yu felt disgusted and glanced at Ji Chen, trying to say something obscene.
Ji Chen was the one who was really disgusted, and it was rare to speed up his lotus steps. If he hangs around with this kind of hooligan for a long time, he will become a nasty guy sooner or later.
Chai Yu felt relieved when he noticed that Ji Chen was walking a little faster, and suddenly thought of something and said, "You still forgot, it's not that you speak slowly."
"It's time to wind up."
"I said you were going to wind up."
Ji Chen glanced at Chai Yu indifferently, "The arc of reflex is large."
"Damn!" Chai Yu finally realized that he was talking about himself.
When Ji Chen walked to the entrance of the hospital, he suddenly stopped, stared at Chai Yu and said, "Remuneration."
"Well, I never like to owe people money, how much do you say." Chai Yu took out the wallet in his pocket, "Cash, silver card, which one do you want?"
"Life."
"What, name? You like naming people, too?"
Ji Chen stopped talking for a moment and stared at Chai Yu for a long time.
"Go to your house." Ji Chen turned and walked towards the parking lot.
"Oh, good... not good! You don't want to sweep everything in my house!"
It was only then that Chai Yu realized that Ji Chen must have thought of looking at valuables at his house, and then killed him when he was off guard.Ji Chen glanced at him without saying a word, walked to the side of the car and kicked his foot.Chai Yu raised his eyebrows, another footprint, why is his car so inviting.
Chai Yu carried Ji Chen home. As soon as the door opened, Ji Chen walked lightly into the room, looked left and right, looked around.
"Hey, have you seen enough, what exactly do you want?" Chai Yu sat down on the sofa and asked.
Ji Chen didn't seem to hear, and opened a door beside him after turning around the living room.Chai Yu immediately got up to stop him, it was his room, how could he allow an unknown person like Ji Chen to enter.When Ji Chen entered the room, he saw the clay doll on the bedside table. It was a chubby child.
"You still have this kind of thing?" Ji Chen picked up the doll to have a look.
"Ah, it was given by my ex-girlfriend. I said I don't want her to be biased...Ji Chen, you crazy!"
Before he could finish speaking, the clay doll unfortunately fell to the ground.Ji Chen didn't even have the slightest apology on his face. He went to look at other places, raised and lowered the curtains, opened and closed the closet, and completely entered the crazy mode.
"Let me tell you, Ji Chen, this is my house, you need my permission if you want to build it, did you hear that!"
Chai Yu's patience reached the extreme, and the veins on his head grew more and more, but he had to endure, because he always felt that he would be as unlucky as a fox if he attacked Ji Chen.
"That's it."
I don't know what skills Ji Chen has, but he actually knows that there is an anime pillow under the bed, so he pulls out a half-person-high pillow and hugs it in his arms.
Chai Yu's eyes widened, it was his maki sauce, the protagonist of the maki little witch, there are only three limited pillows in the world.He was afraid that his girlfriend would be ashamed if he was seen coming, so he hid it under the bed. Who knew that Ji Chen was a dog, so he found it right away.
Ji Chen didn't wait for Chai Yu to agree to walk out with his pillow in his arms, completely treating Chai Yu as transparent.Chai Yu, who regards miki sauce as his life, rolls up his sleeves and catches up, his miki can only be his!
"Ji Chen, I'm warning you, put down my goddess immediately, or I... I'll be damned!"
The suddenly closed door patted Chai Yu's nose, he held back the tears that fell and opened the door, but Ji Chen was not in the living room, it stands to reason that Sister Ji would not leave so fast.He held his nose and chased after him, no matter how fast or slow Ji Chen walked, he had to chase miki sauce back.
"Miki sweetheart, here I come!"
Chai Yu chased the monk and went straight to the elevator. If Ji Chen had brains, he would definitely take the elevator down.He came to the elevator door to look at the indicator lights, and there was really one going down. He immediately pressed the elevator next door, and the elevator door opened quickly.He stepped into the elevator car, pressed the floor button several times, and the elevator door slowly closed and opened.He looked out, but found no one.He casually pressed the door close button, the elevator door did not move, but
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