Lord Water God who still hasn't taken medicine today

Hahahaha, what's the use of walking fast, the first one to catch someone is really me.

Yu Libai gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

Ji Lian, dressed in dust and dust, is carrying a floral cloth package—Master Water God said that as long as it is in the hands of a dead child, even small blue and white florals look handsome enough to lead a new round of trends in the oriental fashion world——Mei Jian Shulang, seems to be in a good mood.

Facing Yu Libai's surprised words, he just nodded flatly.

"Ah."

The two looked at each other without moving their eyes for a while.

Pei Ji and Taoist Ziyi came out after hearing the movement: "..."

The Taoist in purple quickly pulled Pei Ji behind the stone screen, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, my apprentice's sister, what's going on between my apprentice and that kid?"

The corner of Pei Ji's mouth twitched, "I want to know too."

The Taoist in purple frowned, hesitated again and again, and continued to ask: "Is there that kind of relationship between them?"

"which type?"

The Taoist in purple said: "Don't pretend to be stupid, I don't believe you can't see, those two... eh?!"

Halfway through the speech, the Ziyi Taoist suddenly realized that the voice of inquiry came from behind him. He turned around and saw his little apprentice staring at him with a gloomy face, while another weird boy was blushing, looking at Fang Kong. I knew where his soul had gone.

The Taoist in purple was sweating on his forehead, "...apprentice, listen to my explanation."

Although he recognized this master, Ji Lian's attitude towards the Taoist in purple did not change at all. He did not respond to the words of the Taoist in purple. He nodded to Pei Ji who stood obediently after seeing him, and pulled Yu Libai walked into the room.

Pei Ji and Taoist Ziyi who were left behind by him: "..."

Fuck, my eyes are going blind.

Yu Libai, who showed his affection without knowing it, quickly came back to his senses, pulled out the hand held by Ji Lian awkwardly, snatched it to salute, and before he had time to speak, he was wrapped around the unexpected weight , almost did not fall directly.

Ji Lian, who had anticipated this encounter for a long time, helped him very smoothly, and brought the package back with ease.

The old and the young followed behind them: "..."

From now on, no matter how tacitly these two people understand each other, they won't be surprised. Huh, they really don't understand the pure hearts of lonely old people and children at all.

Focusing entirely on Ji Lian, Yu Libai, who was completely unaware that there were two other people here, sneered, "Did you come back with gold?" Why is the package so heavy.

Yu Libai just said this as a joke, but Ji Lian put the package on the table firmly and nodded at him.

...What does nodding mean?

Could it be that he really carried a parcel of gold?

Yu Libai stepped forward and unwrapped the package.

The rustic floral cloth was taken away, instantly reflecting the golden light all over the room, and the strings of piled up round money shone brightly, and for a while, even the air was filled with an inexplicable smell of gold.

Pei Ji, who looked over from behind Yu Libai, opened his mouth wide, "Wow, gold."

In the same posture as Pei Ji, the purple-clothed Taoist poking his head out from the other side also opened his mouth, "Wow, a lot of gold."

The corner of Yu Libai's mouth twitched as he stood between the two.

"Ji Lian," he said slowly, "aren't you tired of walking with so much gold?"

In fact, Ji Lian wanted to show that he also has the ability to make money: "...huh?"

Master Water God hates iron for being weak, "Why don't you remember to open an account in the bank? Now who still carries so much gold on the road, they all use money tickets."

Ji Lian: "...um."

Yu Li rubbed his forehead, "What are you, um, huh, there is a common people's bank in the town, go and deposit the gold after lunch."

Although he did something wrong and didn't express his intention at all, Ji Lian still nodded very calmly, wrapped the gold in cloth again, and asked as if he had done nothing, "Lunch?"

"Oh wait, my house will deliver it in a while."

So the attention of a certain water god was diverted again.

The Taoist in purple clothes who was watching poked Pei Ji who was also watching, "My apprentice's younger sister..."

Pei Ji interrupted him blankly, "No, don't say anything."

Hehe, if you have a daughter-in-law, forget about your sister... No, forget about your brother, one day, he must run away from home.

***

Yu Libai hid in the hut.

The courtyard of Jifu is not big, but everything in it is decorated according to the best standard 20 years ago. 20 years ago, the gate of China was just opened, and most people only kept a wait-and-see attitude towards the western goods flowing into the market, but Jifu In the hut, a flush toilet has been installed.

The creation of royal porcelain kilns was also a new thing at the time.

Yu Libai was squatting on this expensive toilet, kneeling in front of him was a summoned general.

Neither the monarch nor the minister expressed any objection to this meeting place, and both looked serious and extremely serious.

"My lord sent you to follow Ji Lian, protect him with you, and convey news every day. What did you convey to me?" Yu Libai lowered his eyes and asked in a deep voice.

The general who was kneeling below didn't know why, "Well... the little madam is going out this time, and my subordinates will follow her all the way. The daily news is that the little madam is safe and sound."

Yu Libai raised his eyebrows, "So you want to tell me, did he pick up that bag of gold?"

The god general still didn't understand why his boss was angry, "The little madam arrived in Huadu the next afternoon, went to the iron list offering rewards, went to the biggest restaurant in Huadu in the evening, left the city early in the morning on the third day, and took a A demon who was offered a bounty went back. From the third day to the fifth day, a total of three people were arrested and five were hacked to death. On the sixth day, he took the bounty on the carriage and returned until he came back. It took a total of seven days. It's safe and sound."

Yu Libai: "..."

He was beaten and killed again, so he is safe and sound.

This sentence was expressed too clearly on his face, and it was finally seen by his blind subordinates.

"Although there were many fights during this trip, everything was easily resolved by the little lady. Even if she went out of the city to hunt down the devil, the little lady didn't encounter any danger. She was indeed safe."

Yu Libai was about to go crazy, "But you didn't report these things. The report I want to read is every single word, without omissions."

General: "...Yes."

Suicune-sama, is it really okay to express your idiot essence in front of our subordinates like this?

The god general was born again, and he often felt powerless after he became a god general in the Baihe Crystal Temple.

Yu Libai didn't know what his subordinates were slandering him, but he was very serious, and patted the general on the shoulder as if ordering something important, "So, after you go back, write down everything you've seen and heard in the past seven days Well, I will see it when I go back tonight."

God will have no choice but to answer again.

If you, Suicune-sama, were so enthusiastic about handling government affairs, Prime Minister Kame would surely cry with joy.

The innocent god who wanted to cry without tears was about to turn into water vapor and fly back to the crystal temple, when a voice suddenly sounded outside the door.

"What sir?"

Yu Libai:! ! !

A second ago, the two non-human beings in the hut were still sitting and kneeling, their auras were as if they were going up every day in the palace hall. Thinking of turning into water vapor and escaping, the god who slipped through the crack of the small window locked the window with great exhaustion.

They secretly add to Master Suicune's diet every year. It is said that there are countless treasures from heaven and earth that can nourish the brain. Why doesn't one of them work.

There is no solution to the question about Yu Libai's IQ.

Yu Libai, who was blocked from escaping, decided to give this subordinate a good look when he got back, but the crisis in front of him was obviously even better.

Ji Lian knocked on the door of the hut, "Yu Libai, are you in?"

There was silence in the hut for ten seconds, and then the door was swiped open. Yu Libai had a brilliant smirk on his face, and said, "It's finally over, do you want to go too?"

Ji Lian stared at him.

Forcibly calming down at the critical moment, Yu Libai tried his best to open his eyes wide to express his innocence, "Ah, have you been waiting for a long time? I didn't hear what you said outside just now."

The young man opposite him was always expressionless, "Constipation needs to be treated early."

Yu Libai: "..."

Yu Libai was so choked that he couldn't speak, and Ji Lian answered his question, "It hasn't been long."

Hearing this, Yu Libai breathed a sigh of relief, and before he had time to say anything, Ji Lian slowly added, "I only heard you playing a double role in it."

Immediately, the breath of Panasonic got stuck in Yu Libai's throat, and finally turned into a series of coughing spouts. Seeing that he was choking, Ji Lian patted his back for him.

...Fucking big gasps, that's enough.

He raised his head tremblingly, facing Ji Lian's flat gaze.

He couldn't understand the young man's eyes at all.

The two looked at each other for a long while before Yu Libai turned his head and stroked the back of his head, "Hahaha what two horns?"

Do you think he can't hear the voices of the two?Ji Lian said heartily.

Jun...Jun...Jun...

Which word "jun" is it?

It's really fun to watch this guy pretending to be calm with all kinds of panic while holding the hope that he won't be dispelled.

Various thoughts were spinning in my mind, but I still didn't say anything, but I just stretched out my hand, "Huzhang."

"Oh oh oh." Only then did he realize that the household seal had not been returned, and Yu Libai took out the seal representing the head of the family from his sleeve - all the demon spirits who were secretly watching couldn't bear to look directly at him - and put it on Ji Lian hand.

"What's wrong? Need to use it?" He asked.

Ji Lian nodded, "Phone."

"What's the phone number?" Yu Libai was puzzled.

"Telly Feng." Ji Lian explained.

"Oh," Yu Libai's eyes lit up, "Then what company is here? I don't know what kind of magic weapon for thousands of miles of sound transmission, let me buy you the best and most expensive one."

The corner of Ji Lian's mouth twitched and he raised his fist.

moment--

"Ouch!" Yu Libai covered his reddened forehead, "...it's been a long time since you hit me, why did you hit me again?!"

Ji Lian: "..."

Because of your snarky appearance, it looks really itchy.