Lord Water God who still hasn't taken medicine today

Time flies back to not long ago.

Although Master Water God is essentially a weak and imaginative idiot, we cannot ignore that even if he is an idiot, he is also a god.

Lord of a land, Lord of a river, one of the only five water gods in the world who can be called "lord".

The other four water kings are all masters of the sea, but Yu Libai is the only one in charge of a small river with a small flow.

Baihe Shuijun, Baihe Water God, is also a well-known figure if you look closely at the world of monks that mortals cannot touch.

So you can imagine how surprised he was when he came back from another distraction and found himself trapped in the white mist.

There hasn't been anyone who has dared to fight him for many years... and what the other party wants to compete with him is actually illusion.

Where did the newborn calf really come from, did he not know what to do or did it on purpose?He first thought about it this way, turning a blind eye to a corpse that was transformed in front of him.

Of course, the person who manipulates the illusion does not want to see his own performance being ignored. It has been a long time since Yu Libai acted. The white and swollen corpse that looked like a drowned ghost could only get up by tricking the corpse, and its claws could not stop flowing water. He leaned out and grabbed his ankle tightly.

Yu Libai, who had already thought of all kinds of conspiracies in his mind, was caught by the water corpse like this, so he had to face up to the crisis in front of him, and kicked the water corpse out.

The water corpse rolled several times on the ground, and finally turned its back to the sky, not moving.

...The combat power is so weak.

Yu Li slandered in vain.

Could it be that what happened today was really just an accident?

No, no, no, when he was looking for a place to live in Huadu, he vaguely felt that something was wrong. The gods would be favored by the way of heaven and earth, and as long as they worked hard, they would become lucky. A person with a piece of gold ingot has never been so unlucky, and he can't find a place to stay in the whole city.

It was definitely calculated on purpose.

But I didn't feel like I was being calculated...

Yu Libai frowned and stretched out his left hand, flicking his fingertips lightly in mid-air, bringing out water-blue ripples, the surging water vapor surrounded him, and after a while, he was no longer the scholarly rich man standing there, It's Shirakawa Suicun who is dressed in a divine robe.

The hem of the white and blue God's robe, which looks like silk or gauze, is dragged on the ground, and the pattern like fish scales is like water waves. The jade bell on Yu Libai's wrist turns slightly and jingles.

Who is spying?

Who is it?

Who set up the heaven and earth chessboard?

It's all about counting him... Anyway, he has been being counted all the time, so why do you want to count Ji Lian into it? !

Feeling the anger in the owner's heart, the sound of the jade bell became louder and faster. At the beginning, it was like winter and spring, the ice and snow melted, and the thawed mountain stream dripped from the ice cubes into the stream. It soon turned into the sound of tides, and the big waves on the river ran towards the full moon under the starry night, and beat bravely on the embankment.

Whoa-!

Wow--! !

Whoa-! ! !

Stormy sea, water vapor all over the sky.

The treacherous white mist that filled the entire small building has turned this place into a foreign land, but under the high tide and waves, it is as small as a rootless duckweed. After a few seconds of support, it was smashed to pieces and pulled from the depths by the current. What came out turned out to be the water corpse kicked out by Yu Libai.

Yu Libai: "..."

Wait, are you playing with me? !

The water god roared in his heart, but no matter how he cast the spell, he found the source of it was the water corpse in front of him.

He could only stop using his supernatural powers and poke the opponent's forehead.

"Hey, brother, wake up."

The water corpse lowered its head and uttered flat, unchanging words.

"I'm dead, I won't wake up."

Yu Libai: "..."

Facing such an opponent who played out of common sense, his anger subsided for a little while, and he continued to poke the opponent's forehead helplessly.

"Don't pretend to be dead, I heard you talking, get up quickly."

"I am dead."

"You're not dead."

"I am dead."

"You're not dead."

"I'm really dead."

"You're really not dead."

"I'm really, really dead!"

"You really really didn't..."

Yu Li didn't finish his vernacular, and was taken aback for a moment.

Wait, why was he being led by the nose by this guy!

Master Water God, who seemed to have a small defect in IQ, remained silent, but the limp water corpse broke free from the hose that bound him, raised his head and gave Yu Libai a disdainful glance.

"They say you're dead, why don't you believe it?"

Yu Libai's current shadow can be seen on that bluish-white round face that was soaked in water for too long.

At this time, it should be questioned where the evildoer dared to pretend to be the king, but Yu Libai was distracted by the other party's words again, and couldn't help complaining, "You just said that you are dead."

"Yeah, you're dead."

"You mean me."

"Yeah, I'm talking about you."

"..." Yu Libai had to remain silent again, this time he was considering whether to ask any fairy in the Tiangong Garden to help him plant some walnuts in the garden, it is said that this stuff nourishes the brain.

But there are still some fairies in the Heavenly Palace who haven't played with him before. What if they don't agree to the invitation after the bad reputation spreads?

—Wait, you still have a good reputation?

"Why do you want to refute?" The water corpse opposite him smiled distortedly, "If you were not drowned, how could you become a carp and call yourself the water god of Baihe?"

"If you didn't pick up the relics of your friends, how could you be hunted down thousands of miles and accidentally fall into the water?"

"If it wasn't for that person who insisted that you take over his relics, how could you have become like this, where you can't help but die?"

Yu Libai touched his chin, as if in deep thought.

The water corpse with Yu Libai's face laughed loudly, "You are really..."

"Wait." Yu Libai interrupted him.

The water corpse who didn't expect to be interrupted froze for a moment, and wanted to say something, but couldn't speak for some reason.

Yu Libai clapped his hands with a hammer and suddenly realized.

"I should have thought of it earlier," he seemed to be talking to himself, "Which time have I been tricked not because of him? Just because he is the only friend of mine. How many people have I fallen into these years."

He clenched his fists with fire in his eyes.

"The next time we meet, I must ask that guy to put a pot of Thousand Day Drunk on me!"

This party's extremely heroic speech forced the water corpse to remain silent.

...Although investigations have been done long ago, seeing with my own eyes that Shirakawa Sui-kun is such a person is really shattering people's dreams and fantasies.

It is simply impossible to connect this person with the legendary image 500 years ago.

The water corpse was full of melancholy, but Yu Libai recovered from the resentful state, sat back casually, and the flowing water belt automatically wove a long chair behind him.

"Tell me, what is your purpose in looking for that person?"

"I……"

Water Zombie's words were interrupted again, and Yu Libai touched his chin.

"Speaking of which purpose, it must be for the Changyuan Sword."

Water Corpse: "..."

It's so rare, so does this person still have such a thing as IQ?

"The Changyuan Sword has been destroyed, what are you guys still reluctant to do?"

The water corpse said seriously: "The Changyuan sword master is not dead, how could the Changyuan sword be destroyed."

"This statement sounds logical at first glance, but it's not true when you think about it carefully. Why do you believe it? My friend is dead, and his sword is also destroyed. I really don't want to repeat this sentence."

"...You said just now that Sword Master Changyuan would bring good wine to meet you." The water corpse was speechless.

"This gentleman is right, what does this have to do with him not dying?"

"..."

Who is illogical? !

"It seems that Master Suicune must have us take tough measures." Water Corpse finally said.

Yu Libai waved his hand indifferently, expressing his freedom.

The water corpse finally lost its disguise, unexpectedly it turned out to be a handsome young man, he bowed to Yu Libai, the white mist surged, and his figure was about to disappear slowly.

The surrounding white mist suddenly rolled violently, revealing the image of a dragon and a tiger.

It is both illusion.

Yu Libai pouted while sitting on the water chair.

The serious appearance of a certain water god can really bluff people. He has a sapphire crown on his head and water vapor around his body. Also more than doubled.

"Junior, what you want to perform in front of me is this trivial skill? Don't make people laugh out loud. You should go back and practice for a hundred years before you come back."

"Don't jump to conclusions."

The water corpse spoke with great confidence, obviously he was very sure of his own move, and he was also well prepared to deal with the water movement technique, thinking he was foolproof.

"I didn't expect that there are still people who master the Wanxiang Illusion Technique." Yu Libai also couldn't help but nodded.

"Sure enough, you still have a good vision." Said the water corpse.

As soon as he finished speaking, the fantasy of dragon and tiger transformed by the white mist roared and rushed towards Yu Libai.

Yu Libai, however, just commented in a leisurely manner, "...Longhu, your master is a member of the imperial court."

The white tiger fantasized about swiping down its giant claws, obviously it was only an illusion created by Bai Wu, and the sharp claws could even make a roar that split the air like gold and stones, but the long belts formed by the flowing water around Yu Libai automatically tangled up, weaving into a water net to block the blow. one strike.

On the other side, the phantom of the white dragon also roared over. The body of the long dragon curled up, as if it wanted to strangle Yu Libai to death.

He just raised a finger.

— stopped.

Whether it was the phantom of dragon and tiger or the treacherous white mist, they all stopped, bound by invisible forces and unable to move.

"How come..." The water corpse who was forced to emerge from the white mist was shocked, "This must not be true..."

"Of course," Yu Libai nodded, "False is true, true is false, true is false, can you tell the difference?"

Water Corpse:! ! !

When did he fall into the opponent's illusion?

Yu Libai smiled and raised his second finger, the treacherous white mist flowed again, but slowly backed away.

"Vientiane Illusion, that's not how you use it."

Light and shadow change, water vapor floats, the small building has changed back to the appearance of Yu Libai when he first entered, the divine crown and robe on his body turned into water mist and disappeared, the mortal Yu Libai walked to the water corpse, sighed and looked into his eyes Empty, young man apparently caught in a hallucination.

"Send a word to His Royal Highness the Prince."

***

Boom-!

"Ouch!"

Yu Libai covered his forehead with tears in his eyes, and complained, "Why did you hit me?"

Ji Lian said: "I want to fight."

Whoever made you appear suddenly, the conditioned reflex immediately hit you down.

Yu Libai could only record a [severe violent tendency] in his heart and let it go—or in a short period of time, beating seemed to turn into a habit—and looked at the female corpse whom he had photographed with a yellow talisman.

Even when the female corpse was strangled to death by Ji Lian, the movement of the female corpse was not so loud, there was a burst of thunder crackling on the yellow talisman, and the female corpse could not help but let out a sharp wail.

Fortunately, after more than ten seconds, the wailing stopped, and the female corpse on the bed was really dead this time.

Yu Libai really wiped off his sweat, turned around and said to Ji Lian, "It's resolved."

Ji Lian nodded.

"To find Becky?"

Ji Lian nodded.

"Uh, why didn't you talk again?"

"Your trouble."

"I'm sorry, but Brother Yu really started this matter. I'll accompany you two when we get to Baihe Town...but maybe your sister really picked up the treasure."

Ji Lian raised his eyebrows and remained silent.

Yu Libai was uncharacteristically silent.

If he didn't guess wrong, this small building is the small building where Ji Lian's parents met, and it is not impossible for that foreign scumbag to really leave something here.

The two went up to the third floor together, and Ji Lian pushed open the door of one of the rooms.

Pei Ji just turned around, "Brother, I actually found my father's blood... huh?"

Yu Libai, who was following behind Ji Lian, widened his eyes.

The skin of the young girl in front of him was white, without a single thread, and the scarlet blood that wrapped her was also rare to see a sense of evil and obscenity. However, Yu Libai was also a god from the land of etiquette, and he had no special interest in young girls, so he was in a daze. After a moment, I wanted to look away, but...

He seemed to see something strange.

Three seconds later, Yu Libai reacted and thought in this way.

Why is there a...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh poof!"