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Einstein said: "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it can be understood."

Li Weihang said: "The most incomprehensible thing is that a love loser like Fang Zheng can still miss spring. Summer is indeed a restless season!"

"Comparing my heart to my heart, I can understand Xiaozheng very well." Yan Zhou, who insisted on being present together, interjected with ulterior motives.

After listening to Fang Zheng's entangled mental journey, Li Weihang said disdainfully, "Do you know Einstein's famous quote?"

"The most incomprehensible thing about this world is that it can be understood. Is this the teacher's favorite sentence?" Fang Zheng asked suspiciously.

"It's another sentence." Li Weihang squinted at Fang Zheng, "There are only two things that have no limit, one is the universe, and the other is human stupidity; I'm not sure about the former."

"Is the uncertainty of the universe related to me?" Fang Zheng had a row of crows above his head.

"Ahang means you are stupid." Yan Zhou kindly explained.

"If you like it, go after it, tangled with wool? Even if you sit here and think of your sparse brain like a sieve, you can't turn Ji Qingchuan into a belt, which will tie you around your waist for a lifetime! Mohammed , Muhammad will go to the mountain, understand? Why do you take one step first, and I will take the remaining 99 steps, vomit! You think it is a hundred steps after a meal, and you will live to 99! Do you have no feet? Don’t you take a hundred steps? Wait for someone else to take the first step, then you’ll be a bachelor for the rest of your life!”

Fang Zheng glanced at Yan Zhou sympathetically.Senior brother is so poisonous, you have worked hard.

Yan Zhou successfully received Fang Zheng's brainwaves, and happily explained: "Your senior brother is a typical example of a mouthful and a sword. The sword in the belly is left to you, and the mouth is left to me. By the way, his mouth is really sweet, it tastes like jelly... "

"Get lost!" Li Weihang frowned.

"Ouch~~~" Fang Zheng vomited.

"Brother, how should I go after him?" Fang Zheng returned to the topic after uttering his words, and asked humbly, "Can you introduce your experience with Brother Yan?"

"You can't ask this!" Li Weihang refused.Just kidding, how can you tell the embarrassing thing about the speed of light being overwhelmed back then.

Yan Zhou kindly solved the riddle: "Press it! If you don't like it, kiss until he likes it. If you don't like it, make him love it!"

Immediately, Yan Zhou lightly planned a courtship road for Fang Zheng.Confessed on the same day, she turned on the light in one month, became pregnant in three months, became a father in one year, had two children in three years, and became a big winner in life in five years.

Fang Zheng clicked his tongue: "Brother, can you give birth to a child?"

Yan Zhou touched his chin and looked at Fang Zheng meaningfully: "The result is not important, the key is to enjoy the process. For example, your senior brother and I both enjoyed this process. By the way, hurry up, I can't wait to press your senior brother back , continue the process of having a baby."

Li Weihang blew up again, and beat Fang Zheng again.The most shameless thing was that during this period, Yan Zhou deliberately held down Fang Zheng, fearing that he would resist and Li Weihang would not be able to fight happily.

Fang Zheng stretched out a finger, dumbfounded, and pointed at Li Weihang: "Obviously Brother Yan made you angry, why did you hit me?"

"I can't beat him. I can only pick soft persimmons." Li Weihang said without any psychological burden, "By the way, who told you to ask me about the process? You shouldn't ask too many questions!"

"Then what can I ask?" Fang Zheng humbly asked for advice.

"You can't ask anything!" Li Weihang was very arrogant.

Fang Zheng remembered what Ji Qingchuan once said about the taboo of interviewing in the circle.During an interview with a certain actress, she was not allowed to ask about her past love history, her current scandal, her height, her weight, her hobbies in new family movies, etc.

Senior Brother Li has more taboos than female stars, and it's just full of thunder.

Seeing that Yan Zhou was about to leave with Li Weihang in his arms, Fang Zheng grabbed them and said, "Can you give me some feasible solutions? Is there any brotherhood?"

After beating Fang Zheng, Li Weihang, who was in complete comfort, showed mercy and planned the specific steps for Fang Zheng in detail.

For example, go back overnight and prepare a loving breakfast for the other party early the next morning.Special Note: There must be music.Even if there are no candles, it is necessary to create a romantic effect like a candlelight dinner.Then, confess your love when the other party is happy and moved for breakfast.The tone of the confession must be calm, and the other party must surrender to his powerful aura, and he must not panic like a boy who has never seen the world.After completing the above two steps, the other party's reaction is nothing more than: [-]. They don't like you, and they will drive you out in anger; [-]. They are moved to accept you and embrace you actively.

Yan Zhou added: "When you encounter the first type, don't be discouraged, stalk and stalk you, and one day the other party will accept you. When you encounter the second type, don't get too happy and forget everything, hug and kiss, and give birth to rice in one breath." Cooking cooked rice is the kingly way."

Fang Zheng finally understood why his brother couldn't escape Yan Zhou's Wuzhishan.

In the end, Li Weihang summed up arrogantly: "Brother, I have planned everything for you, you just need to follow it. If you fail, you are a good-for-nothing doomed to die alone!"

Fang Zheng left home overnight and hurried back to City S.

After carefully arranging soy milk, fried dough sticks, beef noodles, and seafood porridge on the table, Fang Zheng turned around and squeezed watermelon juice in the kitchen, humming a little song while squeezing.

Imagine that Ji Qingchuan would praise him for his ability when he saw a table full after waking up.

He has heard countless people say that "to grasp the lover's heart, you must first grasp the lover's stomach".It was also said in the fairy tales when I was a child that the snail girl cooks for the poor boy every day, and finally achieves happiness.It should be the same if you replace it with the snail youth.

There is movement behind me.Hearing the sound of the bedroom door opening, Fang Zheng quickly turned around with a smile on his face: "Qingchuan, come and have breakfast—"

Fang Zheng's smile froze along with his voice.

Jing Ye, who was wearing pajama pants, covered his upper body with a bath towel, and his hair was still dripping, also froze.

"Why are you here?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Spend the night." After a brief pause, Jing Ye raised his head and added, "Spend the night with Qingchuan."

Seeing his provocative look, Fang Zheng felt very uncomfortable.He knew that Ji Qingchuan didn't like to bring people to his house, even he had never stayed here overnight.Even if Jing Ye just stayed overnight, he still felt uncomfortable.

"You offended someone, and you're homeless?" After blurting out, Fang Zheng was taken aback.His tone was so harsh that even he felt strange.

Fang Zheng took a deep breath, and said in a gentle tone, "If you have no place to go, you can stay with me."

"Hehe, don't you really understand anything?" Jing Ye narrowed his eyes and tore off the towel on his upper body, "You think staying overnight is a status word? It's an action word, understand?"

Fang Zheng took a deep breath.

Jing Ye's naked|exposed upper body was covered with bright red marks and a few scratches.

"In summer, there are a lot of mosquitoes, they bit you all over the body, hehe..." Fang Zheng squeezed out a dry laugh, and took a sip from a glass full of watermelon juice without knowing why.Just now I felt that the sweet watermelon juice had become viscous and bitter, like lime water, burning my throat.

"Even if you're an innocent virgin, Mosquito will recognize you, right?" Jing Ye looked contemptuous, "I've never seen a hickey, so pure."

"So what, it must have nothing to do with Qingchuan!" Fang Zheng couldn't believe it, since he had only been away for half a month, how could Jing Ye be with Qingchuan.

Jing Ye thought for a while, and said: "It seems that you really don't give up until you reach the Yellow River, so you can go into the bedroom and have a look. There are some traces, you don't need me to teach you?" He walked to the bedroom door first, and he turned his head to signal Fang Zheng looked inside.

In the bedroom, the bedding was messy, there was a pile of discarded tissues in the trash can, and there was a faint smell of ointment in the air, which looked like a fierce battle.

"Speaking of which, Qingchuan is really enthusiastic. A man who is usually clean and self-sufficient becomes enthusiastic, it really looks like an old house is on fire." Jing Ye licked his lips, his expression was still unfinished.

Seeing Fang Zheng standing at the door in a daze, without responding for a long time, Jing Ye smiled triumphantly again: "Why, do you want to stay until night to watch the live action?"

Fang Zheng looked at Jing Ye: "Qingchuan once told me that you were too extreme, and he was very worried, so let me enlighten you more. It seems that he really became Mr. Dong Guo, raising wolves without knowing it."

"That's right. That's why I ate him. It's not like you, a herbivore!" Jing Ye smiled more and more complacently.

"There's nothing wrong with eating grass. It's better than eating meat all day and being greasy to death."

Jing Ye was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Fang Zheng to say such words, with indescribable meanness, not like the usual him at all.

"Are you really with Qingchuan?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Really." Jing Ye's acting skills are so extraordinary that he can probably win the best actor, "You can call Qing Chuan to ask, I don't want to lie to you. After all, you are Qing Chuan's assistant, and I need to rely on you to cover me when I am with him."

Fang Zheng stared at Jing Ye for a while.His eyes are very sharp, if it can be turned into a solid body, it can probably be compared to an ax that splits mountains and forests.

Even after receiving special acting training from Director Ji Qingchuan and Director Jiang, the "prospective actor" Jing Ye couldn't bear such a gaze, so he could only turn his eyes away.

As soon as he moved his eyes away, Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, made a call, and turned on the speakerphone.

Surprisingly, this time Ji Qingchuan got through the phone immediately.

"Qingchuan, I'm back in City S, and I'm at your house now." Fang Zheng went straight in.

"You're back." Ji Qingchuan's voice was complicated and unpredictable.Today, he was going to shoot a commercial, so that Qiu Mingjie and the director could contact him, he didn't dare to turn off the phone.Unexpectedly, Fang Zheng just called.

"Jing Ye said he spent the night at your house last night. Is it true?"

Hearing Fang Zheng's mention of this matter, Ji Qingchuan breathed a sigh of relief, and explained in a good mood: "I invited him to eat seafood last night, but he was allergic to seafood and suddenly developed a fever, so we had to keep him overnight. You are beside him now, Just help me to ask him if he has applied the ointment. I saw him once when I left in the morning, and he was writhing all over the bed with itching."

"He lives in the master bedroom?"

"Well, he has a fever, so we can't let him sleep on the sofa, and the guest room hasn't been cleaned, so we can only give him the master bedroom."

"Qingchuan, when do you finish today? I'll pick you up."

"I'm shooting an advertisement, and it's probably late to finish work today. My agent is here, so don't come. I'll meet you another day when I'm free."

"Okay. Then you go first."

Hanging up the phone, Fang Zheng shrugged at Jing Ye: "The truth is as simple as that."

Jing Ye's face turned green, he raised his head, and said mockingly, "You're smart."

"I will only believe what Qing Chuan said personally." Fang Zheng smiled comfortably.

Before going out, Fang Zheng turned around and told Jing Ye: "You should go back early if you have nothing to do. By the way, that pile of tissues is for applying ointment, right? Remember to take out the trash, and don't let Qingchuan clean it for you."

"Hum!" The only answer he had was to breathe out through his heavy nostrils.

Not long after he walked out of Ji Qingchuan's house, Fang Zheng's cell phone rang.

On the other end of the phone, Li Weihang's voice sounded terrible: "Junior Brother, come and drink with me. I'm at Xise Bar on Jiutang Road."

The author has something to say: "There are only two things that have no limit, one is the universe, and the other is human stupidity; I'm not sure about the former." This sentence is really what Einstein said, it's so amazing!A model of a scientist's dominance and coolness!Sure enough, knowledge is power, and knowledge is so willful!

Jing Ye is so arrogant~~~Fortunately, my son is smart~~~