Shit shovel officer and his cat [Comprehensive British and American]

When a bear child is a bear, he can't listen to any reason.

It is totally unacceptable to reason with a brat who is tossing around, and it is very likely to endanger your own safety.

However, Hannibal did not learn about the fight between Sally and Mindy from Vincent, and Will was obsessed with his illness and forgot to tell Hannibal that his child had just had an affair with a big one. Her one-year-old little sister was playing in the lounge in the dark.

So that Hannibal, who lacked sources of information, accidentally stroked the kitten's whiskers when he was teaching Sally, and the fur exploded in an instant.

Sally has never been obedient, even if Sally has become a child who is more controlled by Hannibal, Sally is merciless and merciless when it is time to make a fuss.

"Sally is so pitiful! You are still bullying Sally!"

The little girl stood at the door aggrieved and refused to enter the house. She completely forgot that she had just caused Hannibal to be deducted two points by the traffic police.

A cat's fuss can be ignored, but Sally is a human being and sitting in the passenger seat, so it's another matter.

"You got into a fight with someone?"

Hannibal's focus was horribly similar to that of most parents, and his eyes were on Sally's dirty little socks and clothes.

The little girl's embarrassment did not seem to be caused by being lost, but because of a fight.

Hannibal was always moody and angry, but the slight emotional changes were still captured by the keen kitten.

The shit shoveler is actually angry, is he actually angry? !

Why is he angry!

It was Sally who was being bullied!It was Sally who was reprimanded! !

Sally should be angry!

Sally rubbed her ears frantically, and cried: "She scratched Sally's ear! She also said that Sally is a kitten monster!!"

"But you did, Sally."

Hannibal smoothed the kitten's frizzy fur, patted the back of the kitten's head lightly, looked down at her, and said calmly, "You did something at the police station, Sally."

"You should learn to solve your own troubles. Human beings are not all pitiful lambs. Most of them are pigs raised in captivity and smell bad."

Perhaps a psychiatrist has a good voice that can tempt people to go to hell, full-bodied and moving, earnestly instructing, and making people trust.

Hannibal was not suited to parenting children.

Psychiatrists always have some quirks and habits, and their behavior and behavior are always trying to influence others unconsciously.

However, what he is facing is not his patient, but the kitten who knows everything about him.

I don't know if it was Sally's delusion, but Hannibal was more concerned about Sally's unskilled hands than Sally's attacking others.

The education policy of shoveling shit seems weird.

Do all parents teach their children this way?

Sally thought ignorantly, then they are really miserable, with such a parent.

"Sally is hungry."

Sally, who was gradually recovering from the fried hair, felt the hunger in her stomach, and quickly forgot the discomfort just now, hugged Hannibal's thigh, and followed him into the house.

Hannibal brought a leg pendant into the kitchen and started preparing today's dinner.

Cod and lamb.

Before the meal, Hannibal contacted Koston and asked her to increase the amount of Sally's study. With the little kitten's aggrieved eyes, Hannibal asked Koston to let Sally graduate from the fifth grade class within half a month. graduate.

Two days passed briskly, and it was rare that Sally didn't torment Hannibal's bottom line and patience as a single man. During this period, Alana came once and invited Hannibal to participate in her symposium at school to give some advice.

And brought a gift to Sally.

It is a Disney doll, but it was rejected by Sally.

"Sally likes dried fish, not dolls."

Taking advantage of Hannibal's absence in the living room, the little girl buried Alana's chest: "Auntie Alana, can you bring dried fish for Sally next time?"

The little girl has a small face that makes people feel soft-hearted and wants to hug her and caress fiercely. She curls her lips and frowns. Her porcelain-white skin is like the softest and whitest belly of a deep-sea fish, revealing softness and deliciousness. With big eyes that seem to be soaked in water, even crying makes people's hearts melt.

Alana immediately surrendered: "Okay, Auntie will buy you whatever you want, but..."

Alana leaned over and whispered, "Can you tell Auntie, has your uncle brought other women home recently?"

What a strange question.

Sally couldn't understand Alana's question, but Alana felt powerless, and she didn't want to ask a child such an ambiguous question, but she couldn't find out everything about Hannibal.

Her psychological knowledge was taught by Hannibal. Even though Alana later adopted a different philosophy from Hannibal, in front of Hannibal, Alana will always be a student.

"He was alone all the time."

Sally said blankly: "He didn't bring any other girls home except Sally. You are the second."

No, Alana was a woman, and little Sally was a little girl.

Alana was amused, she wanted to touch the child's head, but she still remembered the experience of being slapped away by the child before, so she suppressed this impulse and said with a smile: "Thank you, Sally, next time I will bring the dried fish for you."

"Sally loved the dried fish last time!"

"Okay, I'll buy you the same one as last time!"

The kitten's smiling eyes were shining like stars.

"Thank you, auntie, don't let uncle know."

Sally added another grievance: "He won't let Sally eat snacks, it's too disgusting."

It's hard to imagine how Hannibal would discipline a child.

However, this Hannibal is tender, and this tenderness paralyzes Alana's senses.

Will went for an inspection, and before the inspection results came out, he and Jack asked for a leave of absence from contact with the FBI case for the time being. He went fishing and took his dog Winston with him.

Will also had the idea of ​​inviting Sally to play together. He remembered that Sally had always liked being with him.

But Sally is Hannibal's cat.

Sally also hated Winston.

Together they fight.

Will gave up the idea and went fishing alone.

In fact, even if Will invites Sally, Sally won't be able to go, because Sally has to go to school.

This is the journey that human children in normal families have to go, and Sally is no exception, although she is not human.

Sally is a cute little kitten, of course, she is also used to be noisy.

Because of going to school, Hannibal would be woken up by Sally every day. The little girl was like a tireless little motor, jumping vigorously on his bed, accidentally stepping on Hannibal's hands, chest, or other things Body parts, Hannibal was woken up by being stepped on in the morning, grabbed the kitten's ankles and threw her under the bed.

However, when the end came to an end, it was still necessary to shovel the shit and warm the kitten with a cup of milk to stop the kitten's wailing that tortured people's ears. The child seemed to have tears that would never dry up.

It can only be said that those who shovel shit are destined to suffer.

There are many things that children need to prepare for school.

School bags, stationery, and a small head that strives to make progress.

Cats don't like to live in groups. The school is a place where a bunch of humans live. The kitten has been awkward for a long time, but Sally also knows that Sally needs to learn human knowledge to become a human.

This is not just about hiring a tutor to instill theoretical knowledge.

Hannibal wants Sally to learn how to integrate into human society, and school is the most suitable place.

The shit-shoveler prepared everything for Sally.

Until one sunny morning, a red school bus stopped in front of Hannibal’s house. The little girl was wearing a brand-new red and black uniform, carrying a small black schoolbag, and a little furry hat. the school bus.

"You are a new transfer student. Get in the car and find a good seat. The car will start soon."

The students on the school bus were all Sally's classmates. They were not very old, and there was a bus full of hot girls, looking curiously at the new faces.

Sally, who was willful and struggling at home, was suddenly a little nervous at the moment, and stood there blankly, not knowing what to do.

A kind lady took her hand, "I have a seat here, please come and sit with me."

"Okay, thank you."

Sally took her seat, and before the car drove, Sally subconsciously looked at the door through the window.

Hannibal was still there. Before the psychiatrist came to work, he was wearing a pair of gray house slippers and a brown-red shirt. The image of a father who watched his children go to school was rising.

"Is he your father?"

Xiaozheng asked softly and cutely.

Sally shook her head, she looked at the blond young lady, and said seriously, "He is my uncle."

Xiaozheng sat up straight involuntarily, "Hello, I'm Rick, from Class A, how about you?"

"Sally, Class A."

"Your hat is so cute, can I touch it?"

Sally said blankly, "No."

Rick looked disappointed, but little Sally added: "And stay away from me, you smell like a dog."

QAQ Does the new classmate hate me? !He just played petanque with Mary this morning! QAQ!

Rick, who was hated for no reason, kept his little head down pitifully, and didn't lift his limp little head until the school bus arrived at the school.

Little Sally didn't realize that she had hurt Rick's heart invisibly, she got out of the car by herself, and then stopped while looking at the huge school.

Sally doesn't know the way QAQ

But Rick and Sally are in the same class.

The empathetic Rick saw Sally's plight, and instead of approaching Sally, he stood one meter away and invited Sally with a shy smile, "Shall we go to class together?"

The two children stare at each other for a few seconds in front of the school bus.

Sally clenched the corner of her clothes tightly, resisting the urge to run home, and took a step towards this strange person from this strange school.

"Let's go together."

Shit shovel, you don't send Sally to school, well, you don't want to cuddle your cat to bed tonight! !

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Sally: I decided not to sleep with you tonight!

Hannibal: Yeah.

Sally: You go to sleep on the sofa!Sally wants to occupy your bed!

Hannibal: ...

The kitten was picked up by the excrement shovel and thrown into the bed.

Sally finally goes to school~ Sahua!

And Hannibal is getting more and more comfortable raising children√

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