Don't play games with crazy vests

Osamu Dazai is smart.

The place that can best reflect his intelligence is this——

It was only the second day of coming here, and there was no time for a special visit, but Osamu Dazai was able to fully understand the structure of this house.

After Osamu Dazai's protest was invalid, he was suppressed by Hiirago on the top of the mountain and made a plan that he needs to come here every day to watch the sunrise.

Knowing that he was powerless to change Hiirago's mind, Osamu Dazai stopped talking.

Hiirago saw that the time was almost up, so he casually took out a yellow charm.

The second after the talisman was released, an invisible flame ignited at the end of the talisman, and the entire talisman was burned to ashes in the blink of an eye.

With the burning of the spell, Osamu Dazai found that he and Hirago had teleported directly from the top of the mountain to the courtyard of the Onmyoji Noda house on the mountainside in the next second.

A hint of curiosity flashed in Dazai's eyes.

He never found out exactly what method Hiirago used to demonstrate this ability.

Just burned a spell.

Osamu Dazai is not easy to deceive.

After a lot of tossing, it was almost nine o'clock, and the little paper people who stayed in the house had already prepared breakfast for Osamu Dazai.

Hiirago took him to the restaurant: "Three meals a day should be eaten well."

His various exhortations are like an old-fashioned patriarch.

Osamu Dazai didn't shirk when he was hungry, he just pulled out the chair and sat down at the dining table. ,

There was steaming milk and soft toast on the table, with jam on the side, and the strong aroma of poached eggs and fried sausages on the dinner plate rushed towards Osamu Dazai.

There is also a small bowl of porridge water filled with shrimp and shellfish. The rice grains are all boiled, obviously carefully stewed, and the surface is decorated with green onions.

There are many types of breakfast, and it can be seen that these breakfasts are all carefully prepared by the little paper people.

But all of these breakfasts have only one serving.

And all the food is obviously placed in front of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai discovered this question the moment he took his seat: "Aren't you going to eat?"

Hiirago just smiled as usual: "I don't need it."

He rubbed Osamu Dazai's head: "Eat well."

"There are a lot of books in the study next door. If you want to read them, you can go and browse." Hiirago introduced them one by one to Osamu Dazai: "I have asked 23 to install some electronic products in your room. If you want to play games, you can also." Go play."

23, is the name of a little paper man.

Hiirago really doesn't know how to choose a name, so he simply called the first little paper doll he created "Xiaoyi", and so on, 23 is No.20, the three little paper dolls created by Hiirago.

Hiirago gave a very considerate introduction to Dazai Osamu, and explained everything where to play and everything very clearly.

"If you still don't understand, you can always ask these little paper figurines."

As soon as I stretched out my hand, Fourteen, who was standing next to him and the closest to me, jumped into his palm: "If you can't tell their names, there are names here."

Fourteen followed Hiirago's words and raised his left hand.

There is a number "14" written in black pen on the left wrist of the little paper figurine.

With this unreserved appearance, those who didn't know thought Dazai Osamu was Hiirago's new apprentice or some kind of relative.

Hiirago's attitude is really too intimate, even Osamu Dazai rarely has a doubt about his previous reasoning.

It was really unreserved, and didn't even warn Osamu Dazai if there was any place he couldn't go, as if Osamu Dazai could let Osamu Dazai walk around at will.

They even ordered the little paper man to renovate the bedroom where Osamu Dazai would normally live if nothing happened while they were watching the sunrise, adding a lot of new things for Osamu Dazai to pass the time, or to study.

It would be great.

Osamu Dazai felt that even if he directly reached out to Hiirago to ask Hiiragi for the detailed design of the entire building complex, Hiiragi would give it to him directly.

Although Osamu Dazai's purpose for this thing is very obvious.

In the end, Osamu Dazai resisted the urge.

If he really asks Hiirago to ask for it, he doesn't know how long it will take to escape from this tricky place.

Forget it, Dazai Osamu can completely observe the structure of the whole room by himself.

Although the place where I live is not small at all, one house after another is connected to each other around two large and small courtyards.

The mysterious house surrounded by the enchantment is very large, and each room has its own purpose. Except for the three bedrooms including the master bedroom, other rooms are used by Hiirago as a study, and there are also Hiirago's practice of studying onmyoji. room.

Even in the outermost room of the house—the west side is on the edge of a cliff, I just removed the entire wall, and the house became a huge viewing platform. Many times I would be alone in the evening Play chess here.

But the most exaggerated room is on the left side of the small courtyard. After a not-so-long corridor, it connects to a large fighting arena.

On the left side is a row of wooden knives for sparring. There are several quiver bags hanging beside the knife holder. The bags are filled with arrow feathers. A row of targets is erected against the wall in the distance.

Upholstered cushions are stacked high on the far left on the wooden floor.

This is a very suitable place for many people to train at the same time. The space in this room is so large that it almost equals the area occupied by the three living rooms in the front room.

But obviously Hiirago doesn't need such a room.

Osamu Dazai only passed by the small courtyard when it was still dark before watching the sunrise, and he deduced that there was a large battle room here.

very unusual.

Osamu Dazai ate his breakfast in a leisurely manner, and the thoughts in his head were still drifting unconsciously.

He ate breakfast casually, not forgetting that when Hiirago asked the little paper figurine to prepare breakfast, he only prepared breakfast for one person.

Smart people think out of the box.

One second, he was thinking about the battle room that he accidentally discovered when passing by the small courtyard in the morning, and the next second, looking at the food on the dinner plate, he unconsciously remembered that there was something wrong with Hiirago leaving just now.

Hiirago didn't seem like someone who would deliberately separate from Dazai Osamu for breakfast.

In other words, he wished to have breakfast with Osamu Dazai, and take this opportunity to convey his "love" to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and held back his sneer.

He felt that it was easy for him to discover what Hirago was trying to hide.

As for my hobbies-

What kind of poison would not cause pain if poisoned in food, and would look better when dead?

The answer is: no.

There is no poison that can make a person die without looking miserable.

Osamu Dazai thought over and over again in his mind, and finally came to a conclusion:

All suicides by poisoning are low-level suicide methods.

Well, yet another popular method of suicide has been ruled out by him.

Dazai was a little discouraged.

While eating breakfast, he thought about his next plan.

The young man ate very quickly, the food on the table was so rich that it was difficult for Osamu Dazai to eat it all. He turned his head and looked at Fourteen: "Don't cook so much next time."

Osamu Dazai approached, his kite-colored eyes almost touching the little paper figurine: "It's not good to waste food."

The weak and helpless little paper man Fourteen trembled for no reason.

It always felt that what Dazai Osamu meant was not what it meant, but Shishi couldn't figure out what the deeper meaning was - don't bully a hardworking little paper man with no IQ.

The shivering little paper figurines frantically gestured, and Fourteen signaled to Osamu Dazai that they would not waste food.

But Shisi was unwilling to explain to Osamu Dazai exactly what the non-waste method was.

There are many secrets in this house.

Osamu Dazai was not curious.

He put down the tableware and walked towards his own bedroom led by another little paper figure 49.

The little paper people thought that Osamu Dazai could not find the way, but in fact, Osamu Dazai memorized these roads when he went out to watch the sunrise in the dark in the morning.

49 hopped on his short legs in front, and took Osamu Dazai from the dining room back to his bedroom. Just walking this road once, Osamu Dazai could figure out what the buildings in this area looked like.

The restaurant is on the right side of the small courtyard, and on the left is the huge fighting room. The fighting room is next to a bathroom, and there is an open-air hot spring passing through the bathroom. The restaurant is diagonally opposite to the bathroom.

On all sides of the small courtyard, there are wet edges extending from the house, and the high-quality wooden boards are cool and comfortable to step on with bare feet.

Osamu Dazai sat on Ruyuan and put on his shoes, and led by 49, walked through the entire small courtyard to the large courtyard in front.

The layout of the large courtyard is more scattered and exquisite than that of the small courtyard. Each house is divided into four parts by various green plants.

All bedrooms are on one side.

The bedrooms of Hiirago and Osamu Dazai are very close to each other, and there is only one wall separating the two rooms.

Osamu Dazai was brought back to the house by 49, he took a little look at the master bedroom and found that Hiirago was not in the house.

Along the way, Osamu Dazai only saw a few little paper figurines cleaning the toilet, neither Hiirago nor traces of other humans.

There was a lot of fog in the mountains, and Osamu Dazai could see the fog not stopped by the barrier spreading in the air not far away, and the sun could only cast a few beams of light from the heavy fog.

But this cloudy feeling is beautiful.

Of course Osamu Dazai knew the sense of incongruity in this house.

He didn't care.

Osamu Dazai didn't ask Hiiragi where he went, and went straight into his bedroom after saying goodbye to 49.

49 didn't even follow in to monitor Dazai Osamu's every move.

Osamu Dazai found that the house now has indeed changed a lot compared to when he got up, from the simple and simple Japanese style yesterday to become more modern - the little paper people are very efficient.

Osamu Dazai was not polite either, he directly turned on the computer on the desk.

Search: "How to commit suicide indoors"

Osamu Dazai looked at it very quickly. He slid the mouse, and after searching for a long time, he finally found a solution that was barely satisfactory in a corner of a forum where few people browsed.

Since Hiirago refused to let him go, Osamu Dazai decided that it would be better if he committed suicide here.

On a certain level, Osamu Dazai is a very rebellious adolescent.

Anyway, try it first.

Interest flashed in Dazai's eyes.

Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly and looked at the bed where the quilt had been folded by the little paper people.

Dazai frowned slightly as he didn't find what he wanted in his eyes.

Immediately after moving his eyes, Osamu Dazai found the suicide tool he wanted, and his brows instantly relaxed.

Osamu Dazai decides to commit suicide.

He didn't listen to Hiirago at all.

Just when Osamu Dazai was about to commit suicide, he clenched the pillow in his hand and was about to bow his head in a puff, the paper door of the bedroom was pushed open.

Hiirago, who Dazai Osamu hadn't noticed just now, just appeared outside the door just right.

"Are you still planning to do something?"

Hiirago spoke with a smile, as if pampering a parent of a bear child who was trying to get into trouble.

Osamu Dazai silently put down the pillow in his hand.

He saw the thick black air that almost materialized coming out from behind Hiirago, and the alarm about danger in his heart never stopped.

Osamu Dazai just wanted to commit suicide, and he didn't want to be killed in humiliation at all.

"just kidding."

The boy's voice was clear, even if he was caught by Hiirago on the spot, he could continue to answer calmly.

Hiirago looked at the pair of kite-colored eyes that were obviously ready to die, and his smile deepened: "Okay."

He didn't pursue it, and even knew that Osamu Dazai would prepare for it next time.

Hiirago didn't make a long speech this time, and was about to leave after saying these few words.

"By the way, let me remind you that you can't kill anyone with this method."

After being reminded, Osamu Dazai casually dropped the pillow in his hand.

"Tsk."

Little Rabbit Zaizi was not in a good mood.