Don't play games with crazy vests

Youxi raised the corner of his mouth ambiguously, and sent a loose signal to Po Meng.

Po Meng rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "Okay, don't talk to me like that, I won't accept what you have done."

Yossi didn't care, he was not in a good shape, and continued to say with a smile: "Don't worry about the brain teasing. Since I promised you to bring back that curse spirit, isn't that something I will definitely do?"

"After all...the devil never lies."

Youxi smiled sincerely, and he winked at Po Meng to show his sincerity.

Po Meng ignored Youxi's movements, her hands kept moving, and she continued to hand out ceramic bowls full of soup to the souls in line.

After the population of hell exploded, she was very busy.

Hell's technology is advancing, Meng Po is no longer the same as before, sitting at the mouth of the Santu River while cooking soup and distributing Meng Po soup to souls queuing up for reincarnation.

Taking a step back, if she still uses this stupid method and the efficiency is too low, she will really be overwhelmed.

So now machines replace manual work, and Po Meng's soup is handed over to several machines in her shop to start cooking.

Now Po Meng's work has become a little easier. She only needs to stand at the door of her store and distribute soup to the souls queuing up.

"Tell me, what do you want to do when you come back this time?"

Granny Meng asked Yossi while handing out the soup.

"Could it be that you caused some trouble up there and ran back to hell to hide from people?"

In fact, Po Meng's guess is pretty close to ten, after all, she is one of the people who know Yoshi best.

Youxi waved his hand and stood at the soup outlet of Meng Po's shop, sharing the work for Meng Po, and handing out soup to the human souls who were about to enter reincarnation.

It's like when she was adopted by Meng Po before, before she grew up.

"more or less."

Youxi raised the corners of his mouth habitually, and did not deny what Po Meng said.

He didn't tell anyone.

In fact, Yuxi, or Bai Yuan, had no real purpose to steal a bowl of Mengpo soup.

This has to be done before Ghost Lantern finds him back in hell.

It's better for Yossi to get the Meng Po soup and go back to the world before the ghost lamp finds out that he is going back to hell.

He continued to help Granny Meng hand out soup, dressed in a neat three-piece suit, and acted like an extremely expensive devil, doing things that were incompatible with his temperament without any suggestion.

Even if she knew what Yoshi's character was like, Po Meng would inevitably be confused by Yoshi's superficial disguise.

After all, it was the children she had seen growing up since she was a child.

Not to mention that the thing that demons are best at is camouflage.

Even if Po Meng really knew that Yossi had other purposes in her heart, Yossi at least appeared to be very sincere on the surface.

"Okay, before Lord Ghost Lantern comes and kicks you away, just serve me soup here."

Po Meng glanced at him indifferently, acquiescing to Yoshi's help.

She didn't mind Yossi hiding in her shop for a while to hide from his troubles in the world.

But the premise is that the ghost lamp is not found. If the ghost lamp is found, Granny Meng will not help cover Youxi.

Yossie blinked her deep golden eyes, and said confidently, "Thanks, don't worry, it's what I should do not to trouble the lady."

In fact, his real target is Meng Po Tang.

The main reason why Meng Po is defenseless against cunning demons is the characteristics of Meng Po Tang.

What she cooks is a pot of magical soup, which can wash away all kinds of memories of human beings, no matter profound or mediocre. All dissipated.

The effect is very powerful, but there are also strong limitations.

Because of the restrictions of the laws of hell, Meng Po Tang is impossible for anyone to take away Meng Po Tang from hell.

And it is also generally believed that only in hell, the function of Meng Po soup to wash people's memory will work.

Because of these special properties, Meng Potang, who seemed to be very capable, was not put on the alert by the underworld.

Anyway, it is impossible for a thief to steal Mengpo soup, even if it is stolen, it will not work.

Human souls who have taken Meng Po Tang in hell will be given priority to be reincarnated.

But in the judgment before reincarnation, no human being can take advantage of the loophole to escape the final judgment in the past life.

Since these methods after stealing Mengpo soup are useless, the underworld is short of manpower, so King Yan Mo simply waved his hand, and there was no corresponding security arrangement at Mengpo's place.

No one or ghost wants to steal Meng Po Tang, because it is useless to steal Meng Po Tang.

Unless... there is a special situation, commonly known as a card bug.

After Youxi helped Granny Meng distribute the soup for a period of time, her bones were itchy. Knowing his temperament, Granny Meng chased the devil directly into the store, out of sight and out of mind.

After Meng Po Tang was changed to mechanical processing, the processing site is in this shop.

Youxi covered up the smirk on the corner of her mouth, and was obediently driven back to the store by Po Meng.

"Come on."

After finishing his words, he walked into the shop calmly.

Po Meng continued to work outside.

Although she can hand over all her work to the machine, Po Meng's personality dictates that she is a workaholic who can't stop, and her hobby is work.

So after Po Meng sent Youxi back to the shop, she was still in charge of distributing Po Meng's soup outside.

I don't worry about what Yuxi will do in the store.

Anyway, there was nothing in the store except a big pot of Mengpo soup that Yuxi had long been disinterested in.

It is precisely because of the mentality of all the personnel in Hell that Yuxi's plan to steal Meng Po Tang is surprisingly smooth.

No hindrance at all.

In the back kitchen of the store, a huge machine was mechanically shaking a pot full of Meng Po soup in an iron pot.

Yoshi is a very knowledgeable demon.

He was well aware of the consequences of greed, so he sneaked into the back kitchen and only secretly ordered a small bowl of Mengpo soup.

The devil carefully diluted the concentration of Mengpo soup.

Youxi thought about it, and finally decided to dilute the Mengpo soup fifty times.

After he diluted the stock solution, he still needed to further experiment with the effect of Meng Po Decoction.

Yoshi looked cautious, it didn't look like he was going to use Meng Po Tang for the devil's prank.

Kashiwahara had already counted the time on the game interface, and felt that it was almost time to switch copies.

Yossi has nimble hands and feet and quick movements, and he quickly finishes what he wants to do.

I can't stay in hell any longer,

After waiting for a long time, the ghost lamp will find out.

Although Youxi didn't take much Meng Po soup, but just in case the ghost lamp really found out, he was still planning to return to the human world.

This "visiting relatives" operation can be over, he wants to return to the human society to stay a little longer, to give Xia Youjie a little bit of playing hard to get.

Granny Meng has long been used to Youxi's fickleness. In her opinion, demons are such fickle creatures who are only hot for 3 minutes.

So Po Meng wasn't very surprised that Yossi was ready to get out of hell not long after meeting her.

"Remember to bring back my brain flower."

Meng Po, also known as a workaholic, she only said such a sentence when Yuxi left hell.

Facing Meng Po's exhortations, You Xi is very sincere.

"Of course, the next time you see me, it will be the time when I offer that curse spirit."

He bowed slightly, greeted Granny Meng politely, and left hell.

With an elegant and calm appearance, it can't be seen at all that Yossi is afraid of being chased and killed by ghost lights because he has done bad things in his heart.

It wasn't until Youxi left and Po Meng had handed four or five soups to the human souls who were about to be reincarnated that the ghost lamp came in a hurry.

"The kid is back?"

Ghost Lantern's words clearly showed his dislike for Yossi.

Meng Po didn't say no: "I thought you could come earlier?"

Yossi was mischievous and got into trouble in hell when he was a child, and was often caught by ghost lamps and disciplined.

Even now, the demon, who looks dignified on the outside, still leaves some kind of sequelae called psychological shadow on the ghost lamp.

Ghost Lantern put down his weapon unhappily, and the mace was still stained with blood.

"It's not... something happened over there again."

He didn't want to bring up this topic because he was in a bad mood and his face was smelly.

After lighting the ghost lamp a little bit, Granny Meng understood.

She said to the ghost lamp: "I'm back, I guess I got into trouble because I was too rough up there."

Yuxi will go back to hell to avoid trouble, whether it is Meng Po or Ghost Lantern, it is not surprising.

Ghost Lamp took a careful look at the situation in Granny Meng's shop, and was a little satisfied after confirming that Yossi hadn't caused any trouble in hell.

His complexion didn't improve much until this time.

"As long as the kid doesn't cause trouble, he can come back and have a look."

After all, it is a demon who grew up in their hell, and the ghost lamp is not so ruthless.

Granny Meng just smiled and sent the ghost lamp away.

As a well-known workaholic in hell, she can't see her colleagues not working: "Don't delay me giving soup to these people, and you should go and supervise Lord Yan Mo's handling of official duties."

Ghost Lamp: ...

Yossi was out of hell in no time.

He returned to Tokyo and adapted well to the bustling city with people coming and going.

Yoshi remembered that he had another residence in Tokyo.

If I remember correctly, this apartment originally belonged to a human being who made a deal with him.

The first thing this human being traded with Yoshi was not the soul.

This is a very rich human being.

What he wants to trade with Yoshi is just a memory.

A wealthy elderly man with Alzheimer's pays for his fading memories.

Money, real estate... until the soul was willingly exchanged for the chance to dance with his lover.

The devil felt that this was his best deal.

Now, that rich old man's real estate in a high-end apartment in the center of Tokyo has already belonged to Yoshi.

Yossi has a great foothold.

Kashiwahara Zamo was very satisfied with this place.

It happens that you can put the character card of Yossi here to open the idle mode smoothly.

Kashiwahara was already in a hurry to rush back to the second copy.

The so-called card bug method of collecting Meng Po soup is actually very simple.

Kashiwahara used Yoshi's character card to secretly put a bowl of Meng Po soup into the system space. He took advantage of the special nature of the incompatibility between the system space and the dungeon law, and the system space is something that is bound to the player. The impact of character card replacement.

After doing this, Bai Yuan could transfer Meng Po Tang to the second copy.

Now Bai Yuan had no urgent need to go back to the second dungeon to test the effect of the diluted Meng Po soup.

I don't know if Meng Po Tang really loses its effect after leaving hell.

Without a moment's delay, Bai Yuanzao directly entered the on-hook mode in the third copy.

In the center of the forest, the morning fog has not completely cleared away.

The fluffy and huge white tail on the back of the young man sitting quietly by the lake lay obediently on the grass.

The sun slowly climbed into the sky, the soft sunlight fell on the young man, and his thick and straight eyelashes trembled a few times.

The young man opened his eyes.

Ah Yan exhaled softly.

He was thinking, who should he find to test the effect of Meng Po Tang.

Even Bai Yuan Zao Wu was not sure whether the current Meng Po soup was still useful, and how much effect it would have after being diluted.

Bai Yuan hadn't thought about it for a long time, but suddenly looked at the cave.

Satisfaction flashed in his eyes.

If it was Osamu Dazai, then there must be no problem.

He didn't think there was anything wrong with what he was doing.

Although Ah Yan has saved several human children, how can I hope that a monster will be kind to human children?It shouldn't be.

Kashiwahara Zaou confirmed again, there is not a single phrase related to Dazai Osamu in the game interface.

He confirmed that this is an unimportant character who is very far from the plot.

Maybe it's a little easter egg full of bad taste that his pen pal set up based on himself.

Kashiwahara has long been absent from Osamu Dazai, and at some point he really felt the illusion of Tosi.

Since it's just an easter egg, the NPC Dazai Osamu is not particularly important to Kashiwahara Sauno who wants to clear the game.

Ah Yan knocked on the door of the guest bedroom where Dazai Osamu was temporarily resting without any guilt.

Dazai suddenly woke up.

He opened the door and saw Ah Yan coming to him: "Are you driving me away so soon, sir?"

Ah Yan didn't answer his question, and he took out Mengpo soup diluted fifty times.

The diluted Mengpo soup has long been put into the scientific and technological test tube provided by the system without any pretense by Bai Yuanzao.

A total of three tubes of reagents were dispensed.

Looking at the test tube in Ah Yan's hand at first glance, through the transparent glass, one can see the liquid in the test tube showing a light brown color.

It doesn't look like the famous Mengpo soup in hell, but rather like a strange reagent that would be produced in a military experimental base.

When Osamu Dazai saw clearly what Ah Yan reached out to him, he understood what Ah Yan meant.

It's just a test drug.

He didn't resist, and even had some...excitement that Ah Yan couldn't understand?

"What is this? What human laboratory researched something was discovered by you."

Osamu Dazai did not hide his curiosity: "What is the use? Will it kill people? Is it a death potion that will make people feel painful or a potion that will euthanize in sleep?"

His guess has nothing to do with May Day and death.

Dazai was confused.

"I hate too much pain, but An Le's way of dying always feels too bland—"

Well, a psycho with suicidal tendencies.

In front of Kashiwahara Zauna, Dazai Osamu did not make any disguise at all.

Anyway, it was another journey that had nothing to do with my own world.

Osamu Dazai was too lazy to do this.

It's a pity that Ah Yan opened his mouth and broke Dazai Osamu's rare excited fantasy.

"neither."

Ah Yan looked at Osamu Dazai indifferently: "There will be no danger to your life."

Hearing these words, Osamu Dazai's interest suddenly collapsed.

"Sir, you are really super-super-over-point——"

Deliberately elongating his tone, Osamu Dazai skillfully used his immature appearance to show off his cuteness.

He accused Ah Yan.

Ah Yan didn't take care of it too much, he just continued to reach out and push the test tube to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips. He picked up the test tube and opened the stopper of the test tube and drank all the liquid inside.

Very decisive.

Osamu Dazai even smacked his lips: "It tastes a bit salty, like some kind of soup mixed with a lot of water."

Guessed all the composition of the reagent with joking words.

Ah Yan nodded: "That's right."

Dazai had some doubts.

He was just making a small joke. In fact, Osamu Dazai didn't think that this tube of liquid was really soup mixed with water.

Unexpectedly, the big demon in front of him would admit it like this.

"You're kidding—"

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai fell backward on the soft bed.

Ah Yan just sat quietly by the side, waiting for Osamu Dazai to wake up.

As early as when Ah Yan first allowed Dazai Zhi to stay in the cave for a few days, he asked about the location of Dazai Zhi's home in advance.

Ah Yan now only needs to wait for the mengpo decoction to take effect in Dazai Zhi's body, and after he wakes up, confirm whether the mengpo decoction is effective.

Regardless of whether it works or not, Ah Yan will send Osamu Dazai home at that time.

At most, it is the difference between needing to use black magic to make Dazai lose his memory or not to use black magic, just Meng Po soup to make Dazai lose his memory.

It may be because the child's absorption of the medicine is relatively weak. Ah Yan waited for nearly ten hours.

He is not even a little irritable, Ah Yan is always full of patience when dealing with the things he cares about.

Zhong also woke up once, and saw that his teacher looked serious, as if he was doing something important, and didn't bother him too much.

Ah Yan earnestly apologized to Zhongye, and also gently explained to Zhongye that he was not arrested at the Changjia where he was before, and the reason for doing so.

"Other specifics, I will tell you when I send this human child away, good boy."

Chuya was always a good boy, so he easily understood his teacher's painstaking efforts.

He looked at Osamu Dazai, who was still unconscious on the bed, without much doubt.

He rubbed against his teacher, felt a long-lost sense of security, and went to practice by the lake by himself.

Zhong will not admit that he is a little bit reluctant to part with this friend who has been bickering with him, bah bah, human child.

But it is also very important to distinguish between serious and serious.

One actual combat experience is enough to teach Zhong Ye a lesson.

Human beings can't believe it, and he and his master had better not have too much contact with human beings, it's too dangerous.

Naka also no longer begged the teacher to let Osamu Dazai stay as before.

Ah Yan stood at the entrance of the cave, looking at Zhongye who was actively training by the lake from a distance, his eyes were full of relief.

His students are really cute.

Thinking of this, a serious look flashed in Ah Yan's eyes.

His students are so good, he must ensure the safety of Zhongye.

It's time to speed up.

Ah Yan turned and walked towards the guest bedroom, continuing to observe Dazai Zhi who had swallowed the diluted meng po soup.

If Osamu Dazai can't wake up after absorbing the medicine, he doesn't mind using demon power to forcibly collect it.

Fortunately, just when Ah Yan was about to forcibly instill demon power into Dazai Zhi's body, Dazai Zhi opened a pair of confused kite-colored eyes.

"who are you?"

The monster power in Ah Yan's body still violently poured into Osamu Dazai's body.

He was checking to see if the diluted meng po soup was really working, or if the bad boy Dazai Osamu was just putting on a show.

After a while, Ah Yan drew out his demon power in satisfaction.

Osamu Dazai had indeed forgotten.

Because Kashiwahara hadn't diluted the meng po soup properly for a long time, Osamu Dazai only forgot what happened in the last year.

Fortunately, there are no other side effects.

Kashiwahara was no longer satisfied, he looked at the guarded Dazai Osamu, and evoked a sly smile.

This smile is not quite like Ah Yan, but more like a bastard and devil like Yoshi.

"Good night, child."

Osamu Dazai was knocked unconscious by Kashiwahara Zaowu's hand knife.

Kashiwahara picked up the little Dazai Osamu and walked out of the cave.

The thing to do now is to send Osamu Dazai home.

Dazai Osamu's home is in the Tsugaru area, and for a monster of Yan's level, going back and forth is not troublesome.

Ah Yan even greeted Zhong Ye and asked him what he would like to eat. Ah Yan stopped by the place where humans lived to buy some food.

Yes, Ah Yan hates humans, but he doesn't hate all kinds of delicacies made by humans.

Chuya's ocher eyes lit up, and the slightest bit of frustration in his heart because Osamu Dazai was about to be sent away was swept away.

"Chirp, I want to eat fish, is that okay teacher?"

Looking at Zhong Ye like this, Ah Yan was in a good mood: "Of course."

After carefully setting up an enchantment in the center of the forest, Ah Yan left.

Zhong is also very reassuring, and he consciously went back to the cave to wait for his teacher to come back without Ah Yan telling him.

After being caught by the exorcist of the Zhang family, Zhong Ye has become a lot more cautious.

Ah Yan nodded slightly, very pleased with Zhongye's well-behaved behavior.

In the evening, it was the time of encountering demons, when the monsters were most active, Ah Yan took Dazai Osamu directly and left.

Ah Yan left from the west side of the forest.

As everyone knows, on the other side of the forest, the military has secretly deployed not far from the forest.

An operation against Zhongye and Ayan is about to start.

"You can't enter the forest when encountering demons. This time is when monsters are most active and powerful."

Researchers who specialize in the study of monsters, representatives of senior demon extermination masters of the Chang family, and senior officials of several military experimental bases are meeting to discuss.

"If you want to hunt monsters, the time between twelve o'clock at noon and two o'clock in the afternoon on a sunny day is the most advantageous time."

"Or from midnight to four in the morning before the sun comes out, this period is the second alternative time period."

These are the two offensive minutes they discussed.

After drawing up the plan, there were two people sitting at the head of the conference room.

One is the actual controller of the military experimental base, and the other represents the Chang family who is actually Yuriko Chang.

The controller thought for a while, and he asked Yuriko Chang: "When do you think it's better to act?"

Obviously, he wanted to hear the professional advice of the exorcist.

Yuriko Chang coughed a few times and started to speak. Her voice was obviously very low, but everyone in the conference room could clearly hear what Yuriko Chang said.

The weak voice said unhurriedly: "Since we are going into this forest to find the missing child..."

"Time should be as urgent as possible, isn't it?"

The person in power made a final decision: "Okay, then we will start to act directly at midnight tonight."