[Comprehensive] Where did I wear today

In your consciousness, what do you think the world looks like, a fixed globe, a rotating ellipse, or a beautiful blue planet?

No, for Saiki Kusuo his world is changing every moment.If you don't pay attention, a certain corner of the world will undergo an incredible change, and some strange creatures will appear. One day, they are either thinking about destroying the world or on the way to destroying the world.

However, this world is not what it was at the beginning, and it was just an ordinary, ordinary world in the eyes of ordinary people at the beginning.

So when did it all start?

That was the first time he used the super power of "mind control" on a large scale, making everyone think that pink hair is very normal. It sounds like a small thing, and he just made a little insignificant and minimal change.

However, as a result of this ability, people with black hair or at most brown hair all over the world will become colorful, and black has become a rare hair color.

It was from this time that he discovered that the originally spherical world quietly had a small bump-like raised part.

For various reasons, he also went to investigate, and finally got the answer that there was a small rural village that did not exist in the country of Neon, but everyone was unaware of it, and even some outsiders had marriage relations with that village. relationship, blood relationship.

From then on, it was like turning on an extremely strange switch. Strange characters and unheard-of places that did not exist on the world map began to emerge all over the world. The appearance of these people and these places brought countless novel changes to the world. What kind of magic? , ghosts and otherworldly creatures, all make people's lives more "rich and colorful".

But Saiki Kusuo is even more miserable. Originally, there are endless strange things in his life that make his "ordinary" life twists and turns. The appearance of these new human beings is obviously a more troublesome existence.

→_→For example, Kai Teng in his class is a second-degree disease who fantasizes about fighting against the dark forces all day long. This kind of shame play is not real after all, and it will not bring him more troubles that are more difficult to solve.

Looking expressionlessly at the girl flying up to the sky on a magic wand outside the window, Saiki Kusuo pretended not to hear the other girl's heart, "Ah, Sakura is so cute, the little rabbit's skirt can be changed to be shorter, next This time, I will try the broken thoughts of the Japanese-style improved balabala, close the windows with a bang, and reinforce my house by the way, so as not to wake up tomorrow morning and find that my house has been scratched by magic.

Although I know rationally that the appearance of these strange things has little to do with me... well, maybe maybe it has something to do with it, how could Kusuo Saiki, as a tsundere who dislikes integrity, let this The world doesn't care about it, let its demons dance wildly and finally collapse.

In particular, the world has seen more and more "bulges", causing the world to evolve from an ellipse to a cauliflower.

Correspondingly, the world has become fragile, the breath has become chaotic, and his protection is like a piece of paper, as if it can be broken with just a light poke.

Saiki Kusuo will not give himself such shameful titles as "Guardian of the Earth" and "Protector of the Earth", but this does not prevent him from carefully guarding the planet, waiting for its transformation.

Yes, he knew that he was evolving and heading towards a higher level.

As a result, Saiki Kusuo became more concealed, more carefully concealing the fact that he is a superpower, pretending that he is an ordinary three-no high school student living a miserable "daily life" and saving the world countless times.

One day, he was eating delicious coffee jelly with no expression on his face, pretending not to see the monster who was drooling at him, and suddenly the whole world trembled.

Saiki Kusuo stopped chewing, looked up at the sky, and through dozens of ceilings, a door quietly appeared in the high sky.

It was its appearance that caused turmoil in this world. Looking at the power flowing on that door, Saiki Kusuo stuffed the remaining coffee jelly into his mouth, tasting the combination of the aroma of coffee on the tip of his tongue and the silky texture of jelly. Delicious, show up at that door.

Sensing the breath of space coming from inside the door, Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows almost invisible, thought about the possibility of sealing the door and throwing him out of the world, and finally stepped into the door a few steps.

Then he met the culprit who prevented him from fully enjoying the delicious coffee jelly, a beautiful and somewhat dazzling person.

Soft black long hair reaching to the waist, a pair of starry eyes under the long eyebrows are black and white, the eyes reflecting Saiki Kusuo's appearance are full of sadness and relief, the rosy lips are no longer pursed at the moment he appeared, but turned slightly upward Upturned, skillfully showing a beautiful and clean smile.

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a second, and he heard the crying and laughter in his heart in his cheerful shouting voice.

Originally, he wanted to give a good lesson to someone whose workload was increased by him, but in the end Saiki Kusuo kicked him out under the gaze of his eyes, and brought him into his own world before the space channel collapsed.

"Wow, it's actually high in the sky." Ling Huan was caught off guard and almost fell, quickly mobilized his strength to stabilize his figure, and muttered a familiar complaint in a low voice, "Nusuo, you are really too, don't remind me." He said Much taller than Saiki Kusuo, I can see that Saiki Kusuo's complexion is not very good.

Saiki Kusuo didn't speak, and looked at him with dignified and bitter eyes.

"I just said that I can't be mistaken. The power on your body is so huge." A strange voice sounded, and Ling Huan, who was hanging on Sai Mu Kusuo, looked up. He had short hair, horns on his forehead, and a black background. The man in the red kimono stood there with a huge mace in his hand and looked at Saiki Kusuo with interest with his naturally gloomy sharp eyes, "Saiki-kun, I invite you to enter the Yama Temple and become a staff member of our hell!"

Saiki Kusuo felt a little pain in his head. Seeing that he was full of spiritual light, this man named Ghost Lamp had invited him to join hell countless times, but he was fooled by his performance of "I can't see you, and I can't hear what you're talking about." , Now it's exposed in a moment of inattention.

"Why are you here?" he asked, a busy man with a busy schedule.

"Ah, I'm attending a banquet with Lord Yan Mo at the Izumo side. I'll come and see if there is turmoil here. How about it? Do you want to join us?" As he spoke, his eyes turned to Ling Huan, and his strength made him feel a little bit The child is greedy, many powerful strangers suddenly appear in this world, and they also need more powerful jailers in hell.

"Please allow me to refuse, I am still a living person, I don't want to enter hell so early."

"Wouldn't it be better to solve the work problem after death together now? The welfare of Yan Modian is very good." Gui Deng said a few more words, he is not a person who gives up easily, but since Saiki Kusuo used to pretend to be stupid and couldn't see him to Now he more or less understands Saiki Kusuo's determination.So he turned his attention to Ling Huan.

"This is the cause of the world's problems."

"Ah, I'm sorry for causing you trouble." Ling Huan smiled apologetically at him.

"If you really want to apologize, then be sincere." Ghost Lantern said and took out a contract from his sleeve, "How about working in hell?"

Ling Huan looked at the writhing runes on the contract and blinked. That thing is a contract, well, it is not impossible to use it as an employee contract. "Sorry, I have no such plan for the time being." He shook his head and refused, thinking about it He took out a pot of peas from his backpack, "I'll give this to you as a sincere apology."

"Wow! Is this a plant from another world?!" The three pea shooters blinked their mung bean eyes and turned to look at their new owner, and sprayed a plump and round pea into the palm of the ghost lamp to show their friendship.

Ling Huan smiled: "As long as you like it."

Having escaped the recruitment turmoil of the ghost lamp, Saiki Kusuo took Ling Huan back to his home before the other strange people found out. Seeing the foolish couple's expressions moved him to have another good friend, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Ling Huan, who has changed his appearance and is not so conspicuous, sat on the sofa with a smile and listened to his stupid father talking about the rebellious time of the cute Kusuo Ameng in those years, which broke the heart of his old father, and the stupid mother smiled in the kitchen Cooking, the unique aroma of home-cooked dishes permeates the room faintly.

It was summer vacation at this time, and after dinner, Saiki Kusuo led Ling Huan into his room with the drink and fruit stuffed by Kurume's mother.

His room is much cleaner and simpler than many people's. The two sat down on the floor casually. Ling Huan already raised his hands consciously, "I will answer whatever you want to ask." All kinds of snacks bought in the sword three worlds were taken out, and the places in front of them were full.Although the dim sum in ancient times in China is indeed not as good as that in the West.But it also has its own uniqueness, but who made Jiansan a world of its own, many unique snacks and desserts that Ling Huan, who thinks he is well-informed, is full of praise.

In any case, Ling Huan, who found out the weakness of Qi Mu Kusuo's "desserts", decided to bribe him so that the boss would not impose sanctions on him.He has some strength now, and there is a little possibility that he can fight against him, but whoever told him to cause trouble for others, and now he ran to other people's territory, and wouldn't it be deadly if he pissed him off.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at him, and naturally picked up a snow-white snack that he didn't know what to make and stuffed it into his mouth. The mouth-melting taste and the layered and continuous delicacy exploded in his mouth. Saiki Kusuo's expression was blank for a second , When I came back to my senses, pink flowers floated behind me.

"Don't worry, since I brought you back, as long as you don't touch my bottom line, I won't expel you."

Ling Huan immediately raised his hand and replied, "Report, I am an excellent citizen, I abide by the laws and regulations, I have not even skipped class, and the red scarf on my chest is very bright!"