It's hard to be a woman!

Simmons never imagined that the little idiot named Sam actually had an 'alien' hidden in his body!He felt that he was too careless. When he saw the tester explode, the first thing he thought was not that the aliens were here, but that he had direct contact with the aliens!As the saying goes: the most dangerous place is the safest place, that alien dwarf is simply too cunning!

Rose didn't know that Simmons had given her the title of a cunning little dwarf, a "pink and unladylike lady". If she knew, Rose would definitely spit out several kilograms of lubricating oil on him!

Rose looked at Simmons with extremely evil eyes, thinking about how to get revenge on the guy who "bullied" her kid.Simmons felt that the eyes of that cunning little dwarf were too lethal. Just looking at him made countless hairs all over his body stand up. If he was not a person who had experienced life and death but an ordinary person If you do, you will definitely pee your pants!

Rose jumped off Sam's shoulders, and instantly returned to the size of the body. Seeing that Simmons and the others almost dropped their eyeballs, Rose curled her lips at them proudly, turned around and said pitifully to the Autobots: "Just now! That curly hair threatened my brat and forced him to tell me where I am./(ㄒoㄒ)/~~" Optimus Prime and the others looked at their 'Goddess' with tears and grievances, and the small universe all burst out: "This is It's a good time to win the hearts of beauties! '(Common voice of everyone~(≧▽≦)/~) They all looked at Simmons with bloody eyes like killing the whole family. Simmons was shocked, and Simmons felt that he seemed to see the call of death.

"You, what do you want to do? We have an S7 agreement! Although I am not authorized to communicate with you, I still want to say these words and hope you understand..." Simmons kicked himself while talking The subordinate next to him hoped to be echoed, but he didn't expect to flatter and flatter him, look forward to the horse and back, and do his best. . .Even the guys who can’t wait to lick their shoes all keep a certain distance from themselves, and they all look like we are not familiar with each other ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"What is the S7 agreement? Why haven't I heard of it? Have you heard of the Hornet?" Jazz looked at Simmons with an expression of "I don't know what you are talking about" and asked the Hornet who was closest to him .

"Oh...a lie..." Bumblebee answered Jazz in song.

"What are you talking about with this curly hair? I just got a new cannon. I don't know if it can blast people into scum at close range. I can try this curly hair!" Iron Skin suddenly appeared on his back. a cannon, and the muzzle was pointed right at poor Simmons.

"God! Don't do it, we can discuss everything! What do you want, as long as I can do it, I will satisfy you! Please take that thing away, it's easy to go off!" Simmons pleaded He said, he felt that he finally understood what it is easy to add flowers to the scene, but difficult to give charcoal in the snow. Look at his men, all of them are a foot away from her, and they all look at him with the expression of looking at the poop. . .

"It's wrong for you to do this, Ironhide! Look at what a rare experimental material this curly hair is! Don't human beings like to do various human experiments? I don't think they would mind if I use this guy to Studying the composition of human beings so as to make some outstanding contributions to our "friendship" between Cybertron and the earth? Uh...let me think, if this human's head is screwed off and put back on, I don't know what he will do Wouldn't it be fine like us?" The ambulance looked at Simmons with glowing eyes and said.Simmons wanted to tell this alien, who seemed to be a madman, that humans and robots were different, and that humans would be doomed without their heads!It's dead!Hiccup!So please don't screw his head off, he's not a virgin anymore but trust him, he's only had XXOO a few times in total, his life has just 'just' started, please don't destroy him now! ~~~~(>_<)~~~~

"Ahem, humans, don't be afraid, we are a peaceful race and we won't be as barbaric as you." Optimus Prime knew that everyone just wanted to teach this curly-haired human being a lesson and didn't really want to kill him, if they wanted him It has already returned to the embrace of God in the mouth of mankind!No!This curly hair bullied their Miss Rose, he will definitely not go to heaven, he can only go to hell to confess his crimes to Satan!And the reason why he only spoke now is because he wanted to give this human being some color.

Rose looked at Simmons, whose face turned red for a while, then turned white, then turned green again. The colorful changes were as interesting as a seasoning plate, but her face still maintained a look of grievance. In fact, her heart was full of thoughts. Rolling and laughing.Seeing Simmons getting the punishment he deserved, Sam and Mikaela smiled heartfeltly. Mikaela suddenly took Sam's hand and whispered in Sam's ear, "Sam, I do have a criminal record, but My criminal record is because I don't want to testify against my father, have you sacrificed anything in your life that you think is perfect?" Sam listened quietly to Mikaela's words and fell into deep thought. . .

After hearing Optimus Prime's words, Simmons also understood that they didn't really want their own lives, but were just teasing themselves, just like a group of cats teasing a mouse!Although he was very angry and angry, he still maintained his rationality and said, "Brother, do you have anything else to do? If not, when are you going to let us go?"

After hearing Mikaela's words, Sam felt that what Mikaela said was correct. He smiled and took Mikaela's hand and walked to Simmons and said, "What is the seventh district? Answer me!"

"I'm the one asking the question, not you brat!" Simmons felt that he was so fucking aggrieved that even a brat dared to question himself like this!

"How do you know about aliens? And where did you take my parents?" Sam continued.

"I have no right to discuss this!" Simmons said.

"No?!" Mikaela asked back.

"It's a crime if you dare to touch me!" Simmons threatened when he saw that the kid named Sam put his hand into his pocket.

"Unrestrained badge, right?" Sam pulled out the badass badge from Simmons's pocket and put it in his own pocket.

"Haha, great, with these aliens backing you up, you can even speak hard, right!?" Simmons said when he saw the alien who had turned from a dwarf into a giant standing next to Sam.

"Haha, why are you so unconvinced, curly hair, and you haven't answered my kid's question about the seventh defense zone." Rose squatted down and said while watching Simmons dare not speak out.

"Rose, you should go back to your original appearance. I look very uncomfortable with your current appearance." Sam glanced at Rose beside him and said.Rose always jumped on his shoulders habitually, he was afraid that Rose would forget her current size and jump up all of a sudden. . .He became a meatloaf. . . o(╯□╰)o

Rose also felt that what her kid said was very reasonable. To be honest, those guys (Autobots) all looked at her with machine-wretched eyes, which put a lot of pressure on her, and she instantly recovered Sam's palm-sized jump. to his shoulders.Sam didn't know that his words had offended a lot of people, and the Autobots could finally communicate with the girl they admired to discuss emotional issues, but now it was a mess again.It was like this boy with abnormally thick nerves shot eye knives one after another. . .

"Where is the seventh district?" Sam looked at the rose sitting on his shoulder and asked Simmons. He didn't know why he always felt that the Autobots were sometimes unfriendly to him, but Mikaela said he was too Worried, is it really because he is too nervous? (In fact, the nerves are too thick ╮(╯▽╰)╭)

"What do you want to know, kid?" Simmons said to Sam mockingly, the rose was dissatisfied, and the hornet was also dissatisfied.Bumblebee's thoughts: Laughing at Sam = Laughing at Rose's child = Laughing at his own child = Laughing at himself, he unceremoniously opened the stopper he used for convenience and freed himself from urinating for a day due to various reasons. . .

"Bumblebee stop lubricating." Optimus Prime said with a smile looking at the embarrassment of the curly-haired human.

Rose felt that her man was so funny, she couldn't help laughing on Sam's shoulder, the Autobots were gloating that Bumblebee might be hated for doing such an obscene gesture in front of Rose, but they didn't expect it What happened, Rose not only did not hate the bumblebee, but laughed happily. At first, they were confused by Rose's laughter and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north, but after a while, they all stared at the big one who was also giggling. Hornets are envious and jealous~~~~

Just when the matter came to an end, Mikaela said to Simmons and the others: "Hey! Brothers, all take off your clothes!" Simmons looked at the hot girl in front of him in surprise and said, "What? Take off your clothes! Why?" Mikaela looked at Simmons coldly and said, "Because you once threatened my father!"

"Miss! Now our relationship is really settled!" Simmons said as he began to take off his clothes. He took off his suit jacket and threw it on the ground, as if he wanted to do this in this way. As if venting and then continued: "You are a criminal, you know?! Let's face it, you are a criminal from the inside out and even in your bones!

Rose looked at the big red flower underwear that Simmons was wearing, which was even more obscene than the flowery underwear of her kid, and the corner of her mouth twitched unconsciously, "It turns out that my kid's taste is relatively good ⊙﹏⊙b sweat!But Mikaela, who has a vindictive character, Rose feels that her fans like o(≧v≦)o~~'

"Not bad, now facing the telephone pole." Mikaela jokingly said, seeing that she was wearing a silly white vest with an S7 pattern and a pair of colorful pants that looked like abstract art, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

"Okay, that's great, you know what, you've committed felonies! I'm going to get you, I'm definitely going to get you!" Simmons' hands were taken by Mikaela with his own Handcuffs were attached to the railing.The rest were handcuffed and handcuffed together.

After Sam and the alien Autobots left, Simmons looked at one of his subordinates handcuffed with him with disdain and said, "Call the headquarters." The mobile phone quickly dialed the number. . .

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