It's hard to be a woman!
Chapter 18
Along the way, in order to attract the attention of the drowsy Rose on Sam's shoulder, he used [-] martial arts. Sam and others almost got internal injuries, and even the serious Optimus Prime did it from time to time. The "little tricks" made Mikaela lament that people can't be seen by their appearances.Just after walking out of the narrow alley, another round of problems appeared. The car people all wanted Rose to sit in their car, and they refused to give in to each other.
Just when everyone was staring at each other, Optimus Prime said: "Everyone, stop arguing, look at your current appearance, I am so disappointed. Our task now is to get the glasses and find them according to the coordinates on them. The source of tinder is not here to argue about such a boring issue. Well, since none of you are willing to give in, let Miss Rose sit in my car for the time being." After speaking, he changed back to the car and opened the door for Sam When people sat in the car, they ignored the stunned crowd and headed towards Sam's house.
"God, the boss is too cunning!" This was said by the bombed-out Jazz.
"Ah, if you have rights, you have privileges, and I want privileges too—" This is said by Rose, who is known as the most potential for domestic violence.
"It seems that the boss is very black-bellied..." the ambulance looked at Optimus Prime who had disappeared from sight and said, rubbing his chin.
"Whoosh—" This is the sound when Bumblebee quickly turns into a Chevrolet and drives away following Optimus Prime's footsteps.
(⊙o⊙) Hmm (⊙_⊙) so-so (⊙o⊙)? O__O"... Everyone watched the bumblebee disappear in a blink of an eye with different expressions. They all felt that now is not the time to complain, so they all turned into cars and chased it out.
In this way, the ambulance and the others started their first drag racing career on earth. Everyone chased each other and tried to occupy the position closest to Miss Rose. In this way, without Rose's knowledge, she developed The potential of autobots to drag racing.
At this time, Optimus Prime, which was driving at the front, was also driving very fast. He didn't want to be followed by his subordinates behind him. He hoped to be alone with the beautiful Rose.Of course, the existence of the two light bulbs, Sam and Mikaela, was ignored by him.It wasn't until Sam arrived at the door that the bumblebees caught up with them one after another.
Because of the speed of the car, it usually takes an hour to drive Optimus Prime and they only took 20 minutes to finish it. Sam quickly got out of the car and said to Mikaela who also got out of the car and wanted to follow him: "I want to You should wait here and keep an eye on them." Mikaela heard Sam's words and said: "Okay." Sam stretched out five fingers like Mikaela and said: "Wait for me for 5 minutes." Then he looked at himself The house ran.How much Optimus Prime wanted to tell Sam at this time, can you take the human girl away and keep our Cybertronian girl (︶︿︶), but before Optimus Prime could organize the language, Sam It's gone forever.
Rose sat on Sam's bumpy shoulders as steadily as if she was sitting on flat ground. She looked at Sam who was running hard and was sweating profusely for various reasons, and thought infatuatedly: "My kid has really grown up. This running is swaying." The appearance of sweat is really handsome~'
Just as Sam was running to enter the house, the fat figure of his father Lang suddenly appeared at the door.Seeing Grandet II's round pie face, Rose was startled, "It's scary, it's scary!" 'But for the few precious hairs that Grandet II maintained every day, Rose decided to stay honest and not scare off the few remaining hairs. (Rose forgot, Grandet II is also very responsible for the lack of hair ╮(╯▽╰)╭)
"Thank you for not stepping on those poor grasses by taking the path, son." Grandet II said, watching his son's whole body blocking the entrance and exit door.
"Oh, no, Dad! Yes, there is a trail, I even forgot that there is a trail!" Sam was awakened by Lang's words, and he slapped himself on the forehead and said, "I'll take care of everything right away, How is it dad".Sam said flatteringly.Rose is really weak, but she can't move in the face of Grandet II, can't she, "Tell me about you, you usually remember to take the sidewalk when Grandet says it, today it's urgent, you should die The child forgot, did you do it on purpose?right? '
"I paid half of the car fare, bailed you out of prison, and I want to help you with all the housework. Tell me, isn't your life wonderful?" Grandet II said flatly, ignoring his son's flattery. .
"Life is beautiful, Dad." Sam said perfunctorily, and at the same time looked in the direction of Optimus Prime and the others, he found that the group of guys had all arrived, and they had recovered their original bodies. The guy made a toned pose towards him, 'Is that guy having a twitch? ' Sam thought slightly surprised (they let Rose see how powerful they are).Afraid that those guys would cause any trouble again, Sam hurriedly said to his father: "Oh, God, I forgot, the trash can, yes, it's the trash can! I'm going to take out the trash, Dad."
"No, no, I don't want to tire you out son." Grandet II said.
"Oh, no, Dad, I won't be exhausted. Dad, let me pour it. If you pour it, it will hurt the relationship between our father and son." Seeing that his father's words were loose, Sam hurriedly continued his efforts.
"Are you sure?" Grandet II seemed to be about to fall.
"I promise! Dad, please believe me, I will take out the garbage, wipe the oven, and clean the whole house, I will go right now, yes, right now!" Sam said sincerely, raising one of his hands, while seemingly unconscious He looked in the direction of the group of 'guys' again, and he found that the guy who seemed to be called Jazz knocked the iron sheet to the ground, and his posture was extremely indecent, and the ambulance would always sneak in when the two were not paying attention Step on the underdog a few feet.Bumblebee looked at their war with some gloat, and when they found Sam looking at them, they responded with innocent eyes, while Optimus Prime simply ignored the situation and wanted to get out of the battle with a look of "I don't know" their expressions.
Sam felt that his head was starting to hurt. These Autobots were really a bunch of "living treasures".He continued to haggle with his father, and finally signed an unequal treaty with N more land cession and compensation. Grandet II returned to his room satisfied. Sam was just relieved to find that Bumblebee and Optimus Prime actually They all entered the small garden of his house, how much he wanted to yell these two guys out, but when he was about to speak, he found that the bumblebee hissed and pointed to Tin Hide's position, and the three guys were still there. PK is just that Jazz was pressing the iron sheet just now, and now it is the iron sheet that is holding him down, and the iron sheet is holding down Jazz's hands with his own hands, and his body is between Jazz's legs, and his body moves back and forth under Jazz's struggle. It's like doing a harmonious movement of pumping-_-|||inserting. . .It was a hundred times more wretched than before. . .
Sam felt that his face was full of black lines. They actually did such an immoral thing in broad daylight. He thought that if he looked at it again, he would definitely get a needle's eye, so he turned his head to the other side, but when he turned around, he saw the tall Qing Tianzhu stepped on his father Lang's favorite lawn, he tried to suppress his trembling voice (angry) and said: "What are you doing! Dude, look at the way, the grass is alive!" Rose listened From Sam's words, I feel that this kid is really helpless, the little guy in our yard, look at Optimus Prime's feet, how can they not step on the lawn?Also, the phrase 'Grass is alive' seems to be what Grandet II said to you ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Rose looked at this Autobot leader named Optimus Prime, and showed a guilty smile. After all, he is an 'official'. No matter what, Sam shouldn't talk to him in such a vicious tone. Besides, Sam It's obvious that Grandet II got angry and sent it to Optimus Prime, a good-tempered and honest man!
Unexpectedly, Rose's smile made this look calm, the wise leader blushed and panicked, and destroyed the small fountain in the garden humanely ⊙﹏⊙b Khan!Sam looked at the small fountain that was trampled into slag by Optimus Prime, and his head was about to smoke. Optimus Prime quickly looked at Rose sitting on Sam's shoulder and said, "Sorry, my fault, but I It wasn't intentional." Before Rose could speak, Sam said first: "You! You! Can't you wait outside for 5 minutes? Didn't I tell you to wait for me outside! Wait for me outside!!! "Tinhide, Jazz, and Ambulance found that their boss and Bumblebee entered the small human yard very cunningly, and they all followed. Seeing that Mikaela couldn't control these big guys and followed them in, Sam saw Mikaela dissatisfied and said: "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on them?" Mikaela explained in a low voice: "I know, but they insist on coming in I can't stop it at all." At this time, the magic power with super sharp ears in the room heard the voices of Master Rose and the little master and hurried out to greet them, who knew that they saw several giants appearing in their house, Moli glanced at his little master and Master Rose and felt that he had a strong backing, so he casually yelled provocatively at one of the behemoths, and by the way lifted a leg to defecate. (Make a mark and ask for credit later O(∩_∩)O)
Sam watched his pet dog pee on the alien's feet and said anxiously: "Magic! Magic! Don't touch those robots!" Then he saw his pet dog do a parabolic movement, and he ran over to hug Moli He got up and looked back and forth, and found that Moli was not injured, and explained: "Wait! This is my pet, called Moli, and it's just a small pet." But Tiepi didn't bother him at all. The little guy teased, and it was in front of a beautiful woman!He wants to get back on the field!The more Ironhide thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, so he took out all the weapons on his body and aimed them at the poor magic in Sam's hands. "Oh, my God! Please put away your weapons! It's easy to go off!" Sam has only seen many weapons on TV, but he didn't expect that the first time he saw them in reality, they were all aimed at himself. He feels his feet are weak/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
"I found an aggressive toothed animal that needs to be eliminated!" Ironhide said to himself. "No, no, no, he's just a little Chihuahua, not some aggressive toothed animal, it's my puppy, the one we all love, right, Rose!" Sam was afraid of tin He didn't believe his own words and quickly pulled Rose to testify.The reason why Rose didn't speak was because he knew that Tin Hide didn't really want to kill the magic power, he just wanted to regain some ground, but seeing his little devil's appearance, if she didn't make a sound, she might cry in fright. . .
"Tinhide, listen to me that the magic power was not intentional, please forgive it." Rose looked at Tinhide and said what should have been a question into an affirmative sentence. "Oh, Miss Rose, you like this tooth very much... oh, no, it's a puppy?" Tin Pi's eyes turned into red hearts, and he said a little ecstatically. Not only is the person beautiful, but the voice is beautiful, and the heart is even more beautiful~(@^_^@)~ Rose took a look and was held in Sam's hand, looked at her pitiful appearance with sincere eyes, and felt that this guy was really in love It's cute.In fact, when the magic power saw its little master Sam talking to the big man in panic, it knew that it seemed to have made a mistake, so it held its ears in Sam's arms, as if I was wrong and forgive me.
"Well, I like it very much." Rose said.After listening to Rose's words, Tie Pi put away all the weapons in an instant, and carefully snatched the poor magic power from Sam's hands. His eyes became bigger and smaller, he looked at the little thing carefully and said, "Well, I was just joking." , Yes, I’m joking, actually I like this little guy very much, you see how friendly it is to me, it must be like this, hahahaha (≧v≦)o~~" Tie Pi looked super fond of the magic power and was so scared that his big eyes were filled with tears, wanting to shed but not daring to shed, and kept turning back and forth in his eye sockets, looking at Rose as if saying: " My lord, I was wrong, I shouldn't take credit, please save me from this mentally abnormal guy!" Sam looked at the 180-degree turn of the iron sheet in astonishment, while the rose on his shoulder looked Looking at the iron skin and then at the magic power, I felt my eyelids twitch. . .
Bumblebee: "Ironhide is so shameless!"
Ambulance: "Dirty!"
Jazz: "That expression is too flamboyant..."
Optimus Prime: "..."
But what they are saying is true: "We strongly demand that that little thing give us some lubricating oil~~~"
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Just when everyone was staring at each other, Optimus Prime said: "Everyone, stop arguing, look at your current appearance, I am so disappointed. Our task now is to get the glasses and find them according to the coordinates on them. The source of tinder is not here to argue about such a boring issue. Well, since none of you are willing to give in, let Miss Rose sit in my car for the time being." After speaking, he changed back to the car and opened the door for Sam When people sat in the car, they ignored the stunned crowd and headed towards Sam's house.
"God, the boss is too cunning!" This was said by the bombed-out Jazz.
"Ah, if you have rights, you have privileges, and I want privileges too—" This is said by Rose, who is known as the most potential for domestic violence.
"It seems that the boss is very black-bellied..." the ambulance looked at Optimus Prime who had disappeared from sight and said, rubbing his chin.
"Whoosh—" This is the sound when Bumblebee quickly turns into a Chevrolet and drives away following Optimus Prime's footsteps.
(⊙o⊙) Hmm (⊙_⊙) so-so (⊙o⊙)? O__O"... Everyone watched the bumblebee disappear in a blink of an eye with different expressions. They all felt that now is not the time to complain, so they all turned into cars and chased it out.
In this way, the ambulance and the others started their first drag racing career on earth. Everyone chased each other and tried to occupy the position closest to Miss Rose. In this way, without Rose's knowledge, she developed The potential of autobots to drag racing.
At this time, Optimus Prime, which was driving at the front, was also driving very fast. He didn't want to be followed by his subordinates behind him. He hoped to be alone with the beautiful Rose.Of course, the existence of the two light bulbs, Sam and Mikaela, was ignored by him.It wasn't until Sam arrived at the door that the bumblebees caught up with them one after another.
Because of the speed of the car, it usually takes an hour to drive Optimus Prime and they only took 20 minutes to finish it. Sam quickly got out of the car and said to Mikaela who also got out of the car and wanted to follow him: "I want to You should wait here and keep an eye on them." Mikaela heard Sam's words and said: "Okay." Sam stretched out five fingers like Mikaela and said: "Wait for me for 5 minutes." Then he looked at himself The house ran.How much Optimus Prime wanted to tell Sam at this time, can you take the human girl away and keep our Cybertronian girl (︶︿︶), but before Optimus Prime could organize the language, Sam It's gone forever.
Rose sat on Sam's bumpy shoulders as steadily as if she was sitting on flat ground. She looked at Sam who was running hard and was sweating profusely for various reasons, and thought infatuatedly: "My kid has really grown up. This running is swaying." The appearance of sweat is really handsome~'
Just as Sam was running to enter the house, the fat figure of his father Lang suddenly appeared at the door.Seeing Grandet II's round pie face, Rose was startled, "It's scary, it's scary!" 'But for the few precious hairs that Grandet II maintained every day, Rose decided to stay honest and not scare off the few remaining hairs. (Rose forgot, Grandet II is also very responsible for the lack of hair ╮(╯▽╰)╭)
"Thank you for not stepping on those poor grasses by taking the path, son." Grandet II said, watching his son's whole body blocking the entrance and exit door.
"Oh, no, Dad! Yes, there is a trail, I even forgot that there is a trail!" Sam was awakened by Lang's words, and he slapped himself on the forehead and said, "I'll take care of everything right away, How is it dad".Sam said flatteringly.Rose is really weak, but she can't move in the face of Grandet II, can't she, "Tell me about you, you usually remember to take the sidewalk when Grandet says it, today it's urgent, you should die The child forgot, did you do it on purpose?right? '
"I paid half of the car fare, bailed you out of prison, and I want to help you with all the housework. Tell me, isn't your life wonderful?" Grandet II said flatly, ignoring his son's flattery. .
"Life is beautiful, Dad." Sam said perfunctorily, and at the same time looked in the direction of Optimus Prime and the others, he found that the group of guys had all arrived, and they had recovered their original bodies. The guy made a toned pose towards him, 'Is that guy having a twitch? ' Sam thought slightly surprised (they let Rose see how powerful they are).Afraid that those guys would cause any trouble again, Sam hurriedly said to his father: "Oh, God, I forgot, the trash can, yes, it's the trash can! I'm going to take out the trash, Dad."
"No, no, I don't want to tire you out son." Grandet II said.
"Oh, no, Dad, I won't be exhausted. Dad, let me pour it. If you pour it, it will hurt the relationship between our father and son." Seeing that his father's words were loose, Sam hurriedly continued his efforts.
"Are you sure?" Grandet II seemed to be about to fall.
"I promise! Dad, please believe me, I will take out the garbage, wipe the oven, and clean the whole house, I will go right now, yes, right now!" Sam said sincerely, raising one of his hands, while seemingly unconscious He looked in the direction of the group of 'guys' again, and he found that the guy who seemed to be called Jazz knocked the iron sheet to the ground, and his posture was extremely indecent, and the ambulance would always sneak in when the two were not paying attention Step on the underdog a few feet.Bumblebee looked at their war with some gloat, and when they found Sam looking at them, they responded with innocent eyes, while Optimus Prime simply ignored the situation and wanted to get out of the battle with a look of "I don't know" their expressions.
Sam felt that his head was starting to hurt. These Autobots were really a bunch of "living treasures".He continued to haggle with his father, and finally signed an unequal treaty with N more land cession and compensation. Grandet II returned to his room satisfied. Sam was just relieved to find that Bumblebee and Optimus Prime actually They all entered the small garden of his house, how much he wanted to yell these two guys out, but when he was about to speak, he found that the bumblebee hissed and pointed to Tin Hide's position, and the three guys were still there. PK is just that Jazz was pressing the iron sheet just now, and now it is the iron sheet that is holding him down, and the iron sheet is holding down Jazz's hands with his own hands, and his body is between Jazz's legs, and his body moves back and forth under Jazz's struggle. It's like doing a harmonious movement of pumping-_-|||inserting. . .It was a hundred times more wretched than before. . .
Sam felt that his face was full of black lines. They actually did such an immoral thing in broad daylight. He thought that if he looked at it again, he would definitely get a needle's eye, so he turned his head to the other side, but when he turned around, he saw the tall Qing Tianzhu stepped on his father Lang's favorite lawn, he tried to suppress his trembling voice (angry) and said: "What are you doing! Dude, look at the way, the grass is alive!" Rose listened From Sam's words, I feel that this kid is really helpless, the little guy in our yard, look at Optimus Prime's feet, how can they not step on the lawn?Also, the phrase 'Grass is alive' seems to be what Grandet II said to you ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Rose looked at this Autobot leader named Optimus Prime, and showed a guilty smile. After all, he is an 'official'. No matter what, Sam shouldn't talk to him in such a vicious tone. Besides, Sam It's obvious that Grandet II got angry and sent it to Optimus Prime, a good-tempered and honest man!
Unexpectedly, Rose's smile made this look calm, the wise leader blushed and panicked, and destroyed the small fountain in the garden humanely ⊙﹏⊙b Khan!Sam looked at the small fountain that was trampled into slag by Optimus Prime, and his head was about to smoke. Optimus Prime quickly looked at Rose sitting on Sam's shoulder and said, "Sorry, my fault, but I It wasn't intentional." Before Rose could speak, Sam said first: "You! You! Can't you wait outside for 5 minutes? Didn't I tell you to wait for me outside! Wait for me outside!!! "Tinhide, Jazz, and Ambulance found that their boss and Bumblebee entered the small human yard very cunningly, and they all followed. Seeing that Mikaela couldn't control these big guys and followed them in, Sam saw Mikaela dissatisfied and said: "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on them?" Mikaela explained in a low voice: "I know, but they insist on coming in I can't stop it at all." At this time, the magic power with super sharp ears in the room heard the voices of Master Rose and the little master and hurried out to greet them, who knew that they saw several giants appearing in their house, Moli glanced at his little master and Master Rose and felt that he had a strong backing, so he casually yelled provocatively at one of the behemoths, and by the way lifted a leg to defecate. (Make a mark and ask for credit later O(∩_∩)O)
Sam watched his pet dog pee on the alien's feet and said anxiously: "Magic! Magic! Don't touch those robots!" Then he saw his pet dog do a parabolic movement, and he ran over to hug Moli He got up and looked back and forth, and found that Moli was not injured, and explained: "Wait! This is my pet, called Moli, and it's just a small pet." But Tiepi didn't bother him at all. The little guy teased, and it was in front of a beautiful woman!He wants to get back on the field!The more Ironhide thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, so he took out all the weapons on his body and aimed them at the poor magic in Sam's hands. "Oh, my God! Please put away your weapons! It's easy to go off!" Sam has only seen many weapons on TV, but he didn't expect that the first time he saw them in reality, they were all aimed at himself. He feels his feet are weak/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
"I found an aggressive toothed animal that needs to be eliminated!" Ironhide said to himself. "No, no, no, he's just a little Chihuahua, not some aggressive toothed animal, it's my puppy, the one we all love, right, Rose!" Sam was afraid of tin He didn't believe his own words and quickly pulled Rose to testify.The reason why Rose didn't speak was because he knew that Tin Hide didn't really want to kill the magic power, he just wanted to regain some ground, but seeing his little devil's appearance, if she didn't make a sound, she might cry in fright. . .
"Tinhide, listen to me that the magic power was not intentional, please forgive it." Rose looked at Tinhide and said what should have been a question into an affirmative sentence. "Oh, Miss Rose, you like this tooth very much... oh, no, it's a puppy?" Tin Pi's eyes turned into red hearts, and he said a little ecstatically. Not only is the person beautiful, but the voice is beautiful, and the heart is even more beautiful~(@^_^@)~ Rose took a look and was held in Sam's hand, looked at her pitiful appearance with sincere eyes, and felt that this guy was really in love It's cute.In fact, when the magic power saw its little master Sam talking to the big man in panic, it knew that it seemed to have made a mistake, so it held its ears in Sam's arms, as if I was wrong and forgive me.
"Well, I like it very much." Rose said.After listening to Rose's words, Tie Pi put away all the weapons in an instant, and carefully snatched the poor magic power from Sam's hands. His eyes became bigger and smaller, he looked at the little thing carefully and said, "Well, I was just joking." , Yes, I’m joking, actually I like this little guy very much, you see how friendly it is to me, it must be like this, hahahaha (≧v≦)o~~" Tie Pi looked super fond of the magic power and was so scared that his big eyes were filled with tears, wanting to shed but not daring to shed, and kept turning back and forth in his eye sockets, looking at Rose as if saying: " My lord, I was wrong, I shouldn't take credit, please save me from this mentally abnormal guy!" Sam looked at the 180-degree turn of the iron sheet in astonishment, while the rose on his shoulder looked Looking at the iron skin and then at the magic power, I felt my eyelids twitch. . .
Bumblebee: "Ironhide is so shameless!"
Ambulance: "Dirty!"
Jazz: "That expression is too flamboyant..."
Optimus Prime: "..."
But what they are saying is true: "We strongly demand that that little thing give us some lubricating oil~~~"
The author has something to say: Please support~~ Fly away~~
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