The group pet, Little Fatty, debuted in the C position

Wen Yuan urged An Wuxing to get a flashlight.

"Don't worry, don't worry, what did you see?" An Wuxing hurried into the house and took out the flashlight.

The light shone towards the side where the movement occurred, and An Wuxing also saw what Wen Yuan was talking about.

"Damn it." An Wuxing stared blankly, "There are chickens in the mountains, it doesn't look like a pheasant."

"Do you think the program group dares to let us eat pheasant?" Wen Yuan glanced at him, "Eat less game."

An Wuxing quickly changed his tune, and made a publicity statement along the way: "The rejection of wild game starts with me. The chicken after quarantine is delicious. You can eat it fried, stewed, roasted, whatever you want."

"Then how do we eat?"

"Catch it first and then eat it." An Wuxing moved his joints alive, "The chicken can run pretty well, can we catch it?"

"Yes!" For tomorrow's meat dishes, if you can't, you have to!

The conversation between the two ended here. When An Wuxing was holding the flashlight, he touched two sticks and came out, and handed them to Wen Yuan in the gap between talking.

The two looked at each other, and tacitly began to outflank the chickens that had jumped into the yard.

"Giggle!"

"Don't run!"

The chicken has a wide range of vision, and when it sees someone approaching it, it flaps its plump wings and runs away.

Wen Yuan and An Wuxing drove the chicken to a corner with sticks, and finally drove the chicken to the base of the wall.

The two of them stopped at the same time, waiting for the other to move first.

"Damn, this chicken is really smart." Panting, An Wuxing propped himself on the ground with a stick as a crutch.

Wen Yuan stared at the motionless chicken, mumbling non-stop.

The photography teacher has long stood on a high place wittily, holding the photography equipment to control the audience.

【Chicken flying and dog jumping】

[This is wrong, who is the dog? 】

【Chicken Fly Boys Dance】

【These two have broken my stereotyped impression of boy groups...】

[Blindly guessing that this chicken can’t be caught. When I was raising chickens when I was a child, I had to wait until the morning or evening, when the chicken came out of the cage and returned to the cage to catch it. Normally, I couldn’t catch it at all.]

[The previous solution is correct, and it must be hit in one hit, otherwise today I will not be able to catch it all day, the chicken is really so smart]

[Wen Yuan's awareness is so high, I can't eat wild game, I laughed to death]

【Mr. Wen Yuan gives me the feeling that I have to take the civil service exam every minute】

[Damn, don't, I just climbed the wall!My new wall won't fall over! 】

The three-legged confrontation of two people and one chicken did not last long, An Wuxing took the lead, threw away the stick in his hand, opened his hands and rushed towards the base of the wall, but it was only in vain.

"Cluck cluck!" The old hen flapped its wings and clucked and flew up to the roof of the cabin.

"Damn." An Wuxing saw sharply the photography teacher who did not know when he went up to the roof to shoot, "Teacher VJ, help us catch the chicken."

It was impossible to help catch chickens, so the photography teacher took a step back and refused.

Wen Yuan pressed An Wuxing: "Let me go up, I'll catch it."

An Wuxing squatted down, and sent his shoulders over with special insight.

"Come on, step on my shoulder."

Wen Yuan reached out to take off his shoes, but An Wuxing yelled at him: "Don't take it off, the chickens will fly away after you take off your shoes."

An Wuxing said, pressing his left shoulder with his right hand: "Come up, brother is very strong!"

Wen Yuan didn't know if An Wuxing was strong or not, he didn't really need An Wuxing's shoulders to get on the roof.

A joke, but a little roof!

Can you still stop the little monster?

Asking An Wuxing to squat down was just to make a show for the audience, so as not to show his flaws and be taken by the administration to write a review.

On the roof, Wen Yuan looked sharply at the chicken with its neck raised proudly, and then turned and went straight to the chicken.

The photography teacher hastened to hide with his photography equipment, for fear of being hurt by Chiyu.

Wen Yuan's movements were much faster than An Wuxing's. He didn't give the chicken any time to react, and caught the chicken in a few strokes, pinching its wings to measure its weight.

"This is so heavy, if you eat it roasted, it should be enough for two people."

After catching the chicken, Wen Yuan was so happy. Xiaoyuan had an uncontrollable smile on her face, her eyebrows and eyes were curved, and for a moment she forgot that there were audiences, so she jumped off the edge of the roof.

The photography teacher who was just trying to escape saw this scene:! ! !

What the hell! ! !

The fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked. They just followed the camera teacher to dodge, experienced a burst of camera shake, and finally stabilized. Just about to post a barrage of their own dizziness, they saw Wen Yuan jumped off the roof.

【! ! ! 】

[What's going on? ? 】

[Fuck, just jumped down like this?It's going to be okay! 】

[Already ready to listen to the 120 siren]

[I just wanted to say that my head was dizzy from being shaken, but now I want to say that people are scared to death, 艸艸艸, although it is said that the probability of jumping to death from the second floor is small, but it is not impossible!Putting death aside, broken legs and feet can easily affect the dance! 】

[Photography teacher, follow up!Why is there no sound!No accident will happen! 】

[An Wuxing didn't make a sound, it wouldn't hit An Wuxing and both of them fainted, right?]

[Fuck, don't scare me]

[Hey, it's okay, the wooden house is not built very high, jumping down will at most hurt your feet, if you are unlucky and fail to stand firmly, you will at most get sprained, it's not that scary (the northerner said so)

[Yes, I used to dance when I was a child, but when I grow up, my athletic ability becomes worse, and I am already a little waste, woo woo woo]

Of course nothing happened to Wen Yuan, the second floor is not as tall as his Uncle Wuxuan's tree.

Not to mention hitting An Wuxing, does he have no eyes?Does An Wuxing have no eyes?

Even if you use your brain, you know it's impossible to hit it.

An Wuxing knew that Wen Yuan was a monster, so he didn't worry about what this height would do to him, let alone exclaim.

does not exist.

The two were hugging the chicken they had finally caught, discussing how to eat it

"Soup? This is the easiest." An Wuxing said honestly, "But I don't know how to do it."

Wen Yuan's wind-torn hair trembled a few times.

The exquisite facial features wrinkled pitifully, staring at the chicken in his arms with hatred.

He also doesn't know how to cook. When he was a bird, he used to drink water from the stream and eat wild fruits. When Grandpa Locust Tree was bored, he would send spiritual power to some surrounding fruit trees, so that the fruits produced by the fruit trees were also very sweet and delicious.

Most importantly, when he was a bird, he had no chance to eat human food!

Let alone do it.

How to say that sentence - set fire to the mountain, and sit in prison.

The two big men were holding the chicken and couldn't do anything. An Wuxing stared at the chicken's beaded eyes seriously, making the chicken cluck and cluck non-stop.

"I'll find something first and tie it up. I have to eat it tomorrow anyway. It's not a problem to hold it like this." An Wuxing said, turned around and slipped into the house to find a cloth rope, and put it on the chicken feet. It is tied, and the other end is tied to the wooden fence in the yard.

The chicken smelled bad, and after holding it for a while, Wen Yuan also smelled like chicken, wrinkled his nose and wiped his hands: "I'm going to take a shower."

"Is there no water for bathing?"

Wen Yuan glanced at the roof and found that the photography teacher had changed positions and continued to follow them with the camera on his shoulder.

He twitched the corner of his mouth, entered the room with An Wuxing, and closed the door.

An Wuxing: "Sleep now?"

Wen Yuan snorted softly: "No, go take a bath."

"what?"

Wen Yuan used magic to detect the photography teacher outside, and then left a phantom on the bed, and jumped out of the window opposite the door: "Help me cover, come back right away."

An Wuxing:? ? ?Take me one!

I want to take a shower too! ! !

……

After Wen Yuan jumped out of the window, in order not to attract the attention of the photography teacher, he simply turned into a prototype and slid away.

What he went to was not the pond where he fetched water from before, but a small stream on the main mountain of Yueyin Mountain next door.

Far away from the photography teacher, Wen Yuan became more daring in using spells, and fell by the stream in a short while.

Wen Yuan stood on a small rock, his chubby body was particularly eye-catching in the night.

The prototype is small, and it is more convenient to take a bath. Jump into the stream and roll in the water a few times, then shake the wings to clean up the feathers, and the washing is almost done.

There are very few stars tonight, and a full moon hangs alone on the pitch-black curtain.

Relying on the light of the moonlight, Wen Yuan slumped on the stone to dry himself after taking a difficult bath.

"Phoenix and Suzaku are both fire, why don't I have this skill." While waiting to dry, Wen Yuan said to himself boredly, "So I definitely can't be the cub of Suzaku and Phoenix."

When Wen Yuan saw that Zhu Xiaoyue was fighting with Bai Ye, his body was covered with a thin layer of flames when he used spells.When he quarreled with Bai Ye and got angry, the ends of his hair also turned slightly red.

"I'm just a long-tailed tit." The round and cute little tit shook its tail and dried its body with magic. "I'm so hungry, pick some fruit and bring it back."

……

In the dilapidated wooden house there was only a wooden bed and a few layers of quilts, and the four-piece set provided by the program advertiser was spread on top.

An Wuxing slept next to Xuying in fear, pretending to be asleep with his eyes closed, for fear that the photography teacher would come in and ask him and Wen Yuan questions, revealing his flaws.

In his nervousness, he heard the sound of the window being opened.

Wen Yuan climbed in through the window, still biting a fruit he had never seen before.

"Do you want to eat?" Wen Yuan put all the fruits wrapped in his clothes on the bed, and ate all the fruits in his mouth.

Then throw the remaining cores out of the window with precision.

An Wuxing wanted to ask a lot of questions, such as when will this phantom be withdrawn, such as where the fruit came from.

But when he opened his mouth, what he said was: "Is this considered littering?"

"Huh?" Wen Yuan took another bite and took a bite, "You mean the core? The core is fine, you can't throw it in a plastic bag. The core can be melted into the soil and germinate next year."

If the time and temperature match, germination is possible this year.

An Wuxing nodded mechanically, then mechanically picked up the fruit he didn't know, and stuffed it into his mouth mechanically.

Hiss, it's kind of delicious.

He took another bite, and finally there was a gleam in his eyes: "What kind of fruit is this, I haven't seen it before."

"I don't know either. The ones on the mountain were often eaten before, but I don't know what they are called."

An Wuxing didn't ask any more questions, and together with Wen Yuan, you and I ate one by one.

After he finished eating the fruit, he stroked his stomach and burped, only to find that the phantom around him had been taken back at some point.

"Go to sleep." Wen Yuan took off his shoes and rolled on the bed, "This is only the first night, and I don't know how to live tomorrow."

For example, their biggest problem now-what is the chicken going to do!