[Bottle Evil Colleague] Ink Dawn

Sometimes I feel like a spinning top, if Pokerfoil whips me, I can follow his force and spin for a long time by myself.Just like now, a "possibility" of Mr. Men made me jump up from the sofa immediately, go to the window and start calling to order an investigation.

The news from the Wu family came quickly. The professor's surname was Gu, and his name was Gu Shi.People also have something to do with "ancient times". When he was young, he was a professor in the Department of Archeology of Peking University. When he retired, he was already a consultant of the National Museum of Art.

What's interesting is that the guy sent me the detailed information of Professor Gu, and I gave him a pair of phone numbers, which happened to be the one who talked to Poker Face two days ago.When I reported it, I just asked for the phone number of someone who had some authority in the archaeological field and who had a good character. I didn't expect it to be right.

Judging from the information, he has a very strong interest in Jiuding, and he made a fuss to be the person in charge of this archaeological operation. He just has enough qualifications, and his character is famous in the circle for his integrity and strictness. The superior really sent him here .

I felt a bit of a headache right away. It is said that this old man has a very tough character and is a very smart person. If we contact him rashly now, he will definitely be able to guess our general identity and purpose.According to his temperament, we will definitely not be able to pry a word out of his mouth, then this clue will be in vain.But we can't let Poker-Face activate the actor's skill again, and say to others like a magic stick: "Mr. Gu, I am Zhang Sanfeng, an old Taoist. Do you know? I see that you have a full seal and a clear bone. You are a rare Taoist wizard in a century." , In this way, tell me what you know, and I will take you to become a fairy, and from now on, the land of China will be vast and magical, and you can roam around with you, how about it?"——Then I guess someone will come to arrest us tomorrow after the phone call today Go to a mental hospital.

It's useless to ask Boyouping about this kind of interpersonal communication. I thought about it and thought that the fat man might have more experience in this kind of thing, so I hung up the phone and gave him a brief overview of the situation.The fat man pondered for a while, then asked me: "Professor Gu is a man of culture at first glance, we have to adopt a gentle policy. By the way, does he have any relatives?"

"According to the information, there is a daughter who just graduated from college." I was a little confused, and then I realized, "Damn, you don't want to kidnap someone's daughter and use it as a threat, do you? This is a bit wicked, fat man. I'm not afraid I committed a crime, but we can't be so unkind, and things will not end well after that."

The fat man said "Hi" on the other end of the phone and said:

"Innocence, look at you, isn't it a bit impure, you have done few things that harmed innocent people in recent years?"

Although I knew it was a fat man's joke, I somehow remembered that high school student. Perhaps his whole life had been changed because of my unreasonable intervention, so I was at a loss for words.Fatty's voice came through the microphone: "Besides, Fatty, I don't mean that. You are so naive, think about it, what is the most indispensable thing in the Iron Triangle?"

I followed the train of thought and wondered why this topic was off topic, so I said, "What? Hard work? Bad luck?...Could it be morality?"

The fat man scolded me:

"Fart! It's a beautiful boy! Needless to say, my brother's lethality, you see, Fatty, I am an absolutely successful and good man, how many girls are there shouting 'Fatty, I will marry you!', a pure, mature, charming and reliable man Ah. Look at you again, you are not bragging about 'a fresh and refined young gentleman, a weak official who is out of water and lotus'. Although the lethality to women is a little bit worse, you are rich and powerful, and you are definitely the best, rich and handsome. We Anyone of the three can take down that woman, and when he has the title of "prospective son-in-law", the old man will have to tell us everything."

I "relied" and said: "I still think it's a coup, is your handsome trick reliable or not? I have no experience in seduction."

As I said that, I didn't know why I felt a little guilty. I turned my head and looked behind me, only to find that Poker-Face was watching me silently, paying attention to my farting with the fat man very rarely.I changed the phone from another hand and said in a low voice, "I...haven't I been working hard all the time? When I met you guys later, I only cared about being chased by zongzi. Where would I have time to pick up girls?" A little angry, "I'm also at a loss. From birth to now, I haven't even touched the hands of a girl who has no blood relationship. The most difficult thing is that I don't plan to touch it in the future. I don't want to touch it." I am wronged. Fat Lord, you look like the reincarnation of the love sage in the field of love, please give me some guidance? This matter can't be delayed, I hope it will be quick!"

The fat man sneered and said, "That's simple. Now women like rich men. Don't you have a dowry gift from your brother? Just buy that woman a luxury and give it to her, and the beauty will be in your hands. "

"What to send? Ask for advice humbly."

"Give me a crystal bra, it's expensive, it's good at preventing wolves, and it's also bulletproof! The heart mirror is awesome!"

I cursed:

"Fuck off! Send this? She can swing me up and blow my head off! I knew it wouldn't work to discuss with you, and you're fucking unreliable if it's about a woman." He hung up the phone angrily.

I knew I had committed another crime, and was rubbing the center of my eyebrows when I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. As soon as I turned around, Pokerfoil took the phone away. I watched him press it twice, and then dialed directly Professor Gu's phone call.

This time he used his original voice, and the style was still the same as when he asked Pan Ma: "Do you know about relics and longevity? Please tell me."

The opposite party was obviously stunned for a moment, but in the face of this unexpected situation, Professor Gu reacted quickly, and his attitude was like a cultural person: "Then can you tell me your name first?"

Pokerfing paused for a moment, and when he spoke again, the middle-aged man's voice was changed, and he smiled on the other side, and said, "So it's Mr. Zhang Sanfeng."

These words were obviously mocking, but Poker-Face was unmoved, and changed his voice back to his own voice: "I reported the position of Jiuzhou Ding, you owe me a favor, what do you know, please tell me .”

The person on the other side was also very calm, with an old and steady attitude: "Oh, this favor is really heavy. I am old and I can't bear it. I know you are not simple, but such things as longevity, say It’s illusory, but it’s a big deal if it’s too big. How about this, let’s not talk about anything else, what is the purpose of your so much effort? Don’t lie to me, it’s really meaningless.”

"Help." Pokerfing paused, and said, "My purpose is not to know how to live forever, but to find a life form that can live long enough. Or, to say, die long enough."

The other side was silent for a long time this time, and Poker Ping and I knew that he was considering the credibility of these words. Although the atmosphere on both sides of us was very harmonious, the oppression in spirit and momentum behind the scenes was like swords and swords, and he would not back down.

"I can trust you, but there is one request." The old man smiled, feeling a little like an old urchin, "Can you tell me your story? People like you will also be stumped by this matter , I think it must be amazing, and of course, it’s also very interesting. I’m old, and I don’t have the energy to fight with you, but before I die, I still have a sense of history, longevity, and all the secrets of the past and present. I am very interested, if you can fulfill the wishes of an old man like me, I really know a place that may have the life form you are looking for."

This time Poker Bottle answered quickly:

"can not tell you."

"Not at all?"

"..."

The other side sighed and made a final struggle:

"Then the last question, who do you mean by saving lives? Are you yourself?"

"Yeah." Poker bottle let out an affirmative breath and fell silent.

"I don't believe it." The other person immediately said, and then realized that as an elder, he was a little unreasonable and lost his composure, so he coughed, as if he drank a saliva to moisten his throat.

Next, Poker-Face and I heard an ancient story full of mythology, but this story is connected with reality, and it is so consistent, it is both true and illusory, which makes people chill.