[Bottle Evil Colleague] Ink Dawn

In fact, our family is an ordinary family structure with superficial feminist supremacy.That is to say, no matter how awesome I have evolved in the past two years, even if I increase my dad's attack power, I can't beat my mom.

My mother's lethality and critical hit rate transformed me and my dad into "good rabbits" and "bronchitis".

So when my mother's magic weapon fell from the sky, I didn't even think about countermeasures. There was no room for resistance at all, and my HP returned to zero: Poker-Face got out of the car one from the left and the other from the right.

The training in the past few years has finally been effective. I was checking the tires with my head down, and immediately felt someone walking towards me. Although the surrounding area was not quiet, the sound of footsteps was quite obvious.

At that time, I felt that after all, there was still a bottle of stuffy oil, and there must be no danger, so I moved two steps sideways and continued to check the rear wheels.At this time, I felt a weak wind blowing, I didn't have time to think, I grabbed the backhand and disarmed the enemy behind me.

Then I felt that the hand feeling was not right. I said it was a steel pipe, but it was too light.

I looked down.Damn, a plastic broom.

I had a bad feeling, so I turned around and got kicked immediately.

My mother's eyes were a little red, and she was staring at my face eeriely, with a little disbelief in her expression.

I froze there for a moment, and I didn't care about peeking at Pokerfing's reaction. My eyes were focused on my mother, and I didn't want to move away.

It has indeed changed, not the kind of aging with a few more wrinkles on the outside and drooping bags under the eyes, but the kind of exhaustion and weakness in the spiritual world of my mother that can only be felt as a son of man.

Hidden under the mother's strong actions is just a poor mother who hasn't seen her son in seven years.

"You little bastard, you still know how to come back?"

"Mom, I... I was wrong."

"It's been seven years, what's the use of you just depositing money in our account? Huh?"

"Mom, I was wrong."

"Look! Children from other people's families come back to help them carry vegetables and buy new year's goods during the Chinese New Year. You just hire part-time workers to help them? Why don't you let us have a good time and let others rest when it's Chinese New Year?"

"Mom, I was wrong."

"I've only been busy for the past few years, and I can't get through the phone during the holidays. What kind of business is it? How can an antique be so busy?"

"Mom, I was wrong."

"You're wrong. You're wrong. You know it's wrong? Then you don't come to me for months and ask Xiaohua, and he hesitates. You're like a donkey. You must be doing something dangerous. Money Life is important? Do you know how worried I am? I am too old to afford a white-haired man to a black-haired man! Do you know!"

"..."

Later, there was some crying in her voice, but she suppressed it abruptly.

My nose was sore, I was overwhelmed with guilt, but I couldn't say anything.It was only at the end that she tightly hugged her slightly frail little Jiangnan woman's body, and took the big and small bags from her hand.

During the time when my mother and I were venting our emotions, Poker Bottle had been standing quietly by the side of the car, but he was rarely in a daze, and was staring at us with rare gentleness in his eyes.

However, in order not to make New Year's Eve so sad and sad, I decided to sacrifice the oil bottle to adjust the atmosphere.

"Mom, I brought a friend back this year for Chinese New Year, don't you mind? His surname is Zhang, he is my business partner and my best friend." I whispered in Mom's ear, then turned my head The bottle is off to the side.

My mother turned her head and saw the "Friends of Women" Pok You Ping leaning against the car.

Old Man was also very strong. Seeing us both turning our heads to look at him in unison, he froze for a moment, then immediately adjusted the facial lines, revealing a gentle and elegant smile that was not too obvious.

Killed me.I've never seen his expression like this before, it's like killing both men and women.

But I know that he didn't open any cheating actor mode.

This is his most natural and most jerky expression of kindness.

It's the most touching expression I've ever seen.

I've said it before: once Boyouping gets out, even Pan An will have to lie down.So my mother was immediately killed by his gentle, virtuous and virtuous appearance, smiling with squinted eyes and grinning teeth, just like Maitreya Buddha.Lian Lian said to me: "It's too early to say that there are friends here, it's a joke!" My mother knocked on my head, (this small gesture made me a little embarrassed, but I miss it very much.) Said and hurried to the main attack. lecythus.

But my mother's gossip soul is burning, and I can't bear it.So before I had time to mourn for Poker Bottle, he was blocked by the door by my mother.

"Xiao Zhang, where are you from?"

"north."

"Hey, the guy from the north is so handsome! Do you have a girlfriend?"

Porky Bottle shook his head quickly and slightly.

"Why do you go home with Xiao Xie for the New Year? Where are your family members?"

"..."

"Hey, it's so pitiful. It's okay. Treat your aunt's house like your own. You're welcome!"

Poker Bottle nodded.

I was having fun on the sidelines, and I thought I was still an aunt. Zhang Haike said that Menshen was 03 years old in 120, not to mention you haven’t seen him killing the Quartet in the fight, otherwise he must be energetic Split and sent to hospital.

Seeing that the stuffy oil bottle over there was about to be overwhelmed, I hurried to the rescue: "Mom, look at you, it's so cold outside, why do you hang people outside? Let's go home first, go home first. "

My mother realized that she had lost her composure. She didn't blush or breathe. She waved her hand and led the way home.

From my point of view, I can clearly see that the muscles on Pokerfing's back have relaxed. Although his face is still expressionless, his whole body secretly reveals an aura of "finally passed the test".

To be honest, I bet Wumao Pollenyouping has never been asked these gossip questions by mothers.Even if you are asked, you will definitely feel bored, avoid, ignore, and ignore it.

So, even though his answer was only two short words or a small movement, I was still very moved: he was working hard very seriously.

But there is another episode on the way home, which is very interesting, and I have to mention it here: My mother took advantage of Poyoufeng walking behind, and whispered in my ear: "Why don't you inherit more from my old lady?" It’s my gene, so I should be prettier. This little brother is so handsome, he is exactly the type I liked when I was young, but it’s a pity to marry that old nerd of your father, I should have been born a few decades later.”

I was ashamed, and said to my mother, although I did not inherit your beauty, I did inherit your aesthetic vision back then: I also fell in love with this man.

Terrible, it really is the fault of genetic DNA.