[Bottle Evil Colleague] Ink Dawn

When I woke up the next morning, I felt a less obvious backache.

I half sat on the bed and rubbed my sore shoulders and old waist, got out of bed to wash, and left the room.

Almost at the first glance, I saw Brother Zhu huddled into a small ball, squatting on the back of the sofa and staring at me eagerly.As soon as I turned my head, I immediately realized that this guy probably didn't have time to sneak in and hide it before Poker Bottle returned to the room yesterday, and was locked out of the door.

I was secretly refreshed, pretending not to see this foodie who "has a man and forgets his master", took my wallet and car keys, and walked lightly to the door.

Sure enough, two seconds later, he heard the sound of "boom" coming from behind him, followed by the sound of Sa Huan's four claws landing on the ground, and then he felt his right trousers being caught.

I thought to myself, if he was forgiven so easily, I would not be a profiteer of the Wu family.I continued to pretend to ignore him, and walked forward. He didn't let go, and was dragged by me to rub against the front door. His four paws rubbed against the floor, making a loud "sizzling" sound that made teeth ache.

In the end, I conceded the defeat first and carried him on my shoulders-one reason was that he was too heavy and there was too much resistance.The other reason is that if we continue to make such a fuss, we will wake up the stuffy oil bottle in the next room.

After my usual morning run and boxing, I drove to another famous restaurant with a long history in Hangzhou: Kui Yuan Guan.

I was studying architecture at Zhejiang University in Hangzhou. At that time, I was a carefree second-generation ancestor. I loved going to Kuiyuan Restaurant to eat noodles on weekend mornings.But after graduating from university, I opened an antique shop by myself. Although I recall it now, the days when the business was extremely poor were actually quite happy, but at that time, I couldn’t even afford instant noodles, let alone dozens of yuan or hundreds of dollars. The face of the block.And after that, I searched for the answer from all over the world, thinking about the truth made people stupid, and I didn't have time to eat.Then I had no choice but to become the boss of the Wu family, tired like a dog every day, where would I have time to eat, and sometimes I even had limited time to think about boredom.

Now that Poker Finger is back, although the ultimate burden is still on his shoulders, it is not easy to have a vacation time, and finally he can go to the noodle shop that he has been craving for nearly ten years to nostalgia, and let Poker Finger taste it Things I used to like, a little bit about my previous life. (Of course, this is selfishness, so I won't show it for now.)

After I ordered the nostalgic fried eel noodles with shrimp and eight-treasure red oil noodles, I sat in the lobby and waited.This place has just opened for business, but because the store is so famous, known as the "King of Jiangnan Noodles", the lobby is very lively in the early morning, and there are many people sitting, most of them are old people reading newspapers and chatting.

Then I felt that Brother Zhu began to feel restless on his shoulders. Originally, pets were not allowed in this store (not even the tomb-slayer beast), but because he was too young, he made an exception and sneaked in.

I guess he smelled the fragrance of all kinds of food, his foodie nature exploded, and he started to move, so he stretched out his right hand and pressed him tightly on his shoulder, he struggled desperately, I just didn't let go, otherwise I don't know how he would act wild .

The accident occurred when the waiter came to hand me the packaged noodles. Because there were two copies, I had to pick them up with both hands, so I naturally put my right hand.

This time it was good, brother Zhu took off, jumped across the partition of my table, and went towards the table behind me, disappearing in a flash.

I was startled, so I quickly stood up and turned out of the cubicle, wanting to see what happened to the back table.

On the back table are a man and a woman. The woman has a ponytail and a slender upper body. The middle-aged man on the opposite side may be her father, but they don't look alike.

Brother Zhu was lying on their table, his big eyes staring straight at the signature dish in red lettering of our shop 10cm in front of him: Mantang of Gold and Jade.The whole dog showed a frightening aura of "dogs die for food".

I rubbed my forehead, thinking that this foodie was finally thrown out of the house in embarrassment, it was too damn embarrassing for me, so I wanted to apologize.

In the end, before I could speak, the woman stood up flickeringly.

"Hey, isn't this handsome celebrity? What a coincidence!"

I’ve never been very feminine, and I’m surrounded by rough guys or handsome guys of all colors, so I’m not used to being approached by a girl all of a sudden. My brain froze for a moment, and then I gradually recalled the last time I was secretly photographed in Yintai Department Store.This girl was the thinner and taller of the two girls at that time.

The middle-aged man also smiled at me, his appearance was ordinary, but his smile was sunny and warm.

Having experienced so much, I understand the unwritten truth of "coincidence is basically a lie."

There is a special training on the Tao, and even Wu’s family, which allows the trainee to control facial expressions delicately, which is generally used to give others a good impression and win trust, and the more powerful ones are used to complete flawless deception or not to show off when extracting confessions .Xiaohua knows both black eyes and Pokerfing has facial paralysis, so I probably haven't practiced it on purpose, so it's fine to just activate the passive skill of "Actor" at critical moments.

I became wary, pretended to be apologetic quietly, and wanted to pull Brother Zhu away, leave quickly, so as to turn the light into darkness, and try to counter-stalk and take the initiative to investigate.

As a result, Brother Zhu didn't know which tendon was wrong, and his front paws were digging at the wooden tabletop, and he tried his best to put his head into the big bowl full of gold and jade.

The feeling of uneasiness in my heart was getting stronger and stronger, and my hands were a little bit weightless. Brother Zhu howled "Aww", and then the whole hotel lobby fell silent, men, women and children turned their heads to look at me.

I immediately realized that in the eyes of others, I had now become a perverted animal cruelty and no compassion. Although I was thick-skinned and blushed, the lobby manager had already walked towards us.

The girl with the ponytail saw this and said with a smile:

"Mister's dog is so intelligent, so cute!"

As he spoke, he picked up a crystal meatball in a noodle bowl with chopsticks and handed it to Brother Zhu. The foodie opened his mouth and swallowed it instantly, but the claws did not loosen.

I felt the long-lost sense of crisis getting stronger and stronger, and my intuition told me that I had to withdraw quickly.However, under the pressure of the eyes of all the customers in the store, he ordered a piece of Jin Yu Man Tang before the lobby manager could speak, successfully betting his mouth and calming down the "farce".

While waiting for the meal, the pair of "father and daughter" finished their meal and left. I was afraid that there might be their accomplices in the store, so I didn't dare to chase them down too obviously, and watched them go.

The production process of Jin Yu Man Tang was complicated, and when I went out with my face in my hands, the "father and daughter" had long since disappeared, and the sense of crisis in my heart gradually dissipated.

But the phobia of "long nights and dreams" made me feel headaches in this passive and unknown disadvantage.

I pulled the car into a back alley, parked in the shade, and checked it inside and out as fast as I could — there were no sensors or pinhole cameras, and the hood lock wasn't tampered with.

In the past two years, my paranoia has become more and more serious, so I unscrewed the front and rear license plates, replaced the backup fake photos prepared in advance in the trunk, and drove the car around the city twice, blatantly using it as a bait.But after exhausting anti-tracking methods, no one was found to be tracking, so he had to give up.

When driving back, he picked up a Poker bottle at the gate of the community. When he saw me, he seemed relieved.

I thought about it, and my sensibility still prevailed over my rationality, so I didn't tell him what happened just now, hoping that he could at least live a new year with peace of mind.He just said that Brother Zhu was too greedy and got into an oolong, pointing to the big bowl full of gold and jade in the back seat.Boyouping didn't show any expression, and he didn't know if he believed it or not.

When I got home, the noodles were cold, so I had to go back to the wok to heat them up.

The instinct of a profiteer made me calculate: Jinyu Mantang Noodles 588 yuan, Eight Treasures Red Oil Noodles 25 yuan, Shrimp Fried Eel Noodles 42 yuan.Suddenly, I felt that it was a sin to eat such a luxurious breakfast, and investing 588 yuan in the breakfast of a dog that would only cause trouble is a foolish idea, so I decided to reward the cheapest red oil noodles with no meat I gave it to Brother Zhu, and shared the other two bowls with Poker Ping, feeling satisfied in every way.

……

The other party is not simple, and there is no impatience, and he is not an ordinary person.

I know all this in my heart.

However, the undercurrents on the road are what I expected. If it is only this kind of battle that makes me worry and fear, then I don't have to sit in the seat of Master Wu Jiafo.

No matter who it is, what its purpose is, if you have the courage, let it go!