[Bottle Evil Colleague] Ink Dawn

I was licked awake.

When he opened his eyes, there was a thick black like ink smudged in front of him.

Before I could react, I suddenly felt my right shoulder sinking suddenly. I turned my head, and what I saw was a pair of eyes full of green light.

Seeing that I finally noticed it, those green eyes blinked, which actually made me see some joy.Immediately afterwards, the familiar "Woof! Woof!" sounded in my ears. The voice was clear and powerful, echoing in this empty space, and it had a refreshing effect.

I reacted quickly and fumbled to unscrew the special wolf eyes on my waist.

In front of you is a huge space with no end in sight. As far as you can see, there are all karst cave columns that look like stalactites.An underground river with considerable flow was flowing, dividing the space into two, making the only sound in the silence.

And I was sitting by the river.There is a triangular area formed by hot weather stalactite pillars, which is a relatively safe place I have been looking for for a long time before I rest-I only need to defend and be alert to the danger coming from one direction here, and the other directions are solid and indestructible rocks .

In fact, if you observe carefully, you can see that this cave has already existed a lot, and there are no traces of people. I may be the first visitor in the long history of this cave.

The stalactites in caves in this carbonate rock area, after a long geological history and the baptism of specific geological conditions, formed a weird and deformed posture. After a long time, I was a little dazzled.

Over the years, due to reasons such as economic operation and fame, I willingly and unwillingly fought a lot, big and small.Ruoguo said that in the past, as a half-baked military adviser and a slow-moving expert in the Iron Triangle, I didn't have enough experience and qualifications.So now, although I don't seem to be level enough for the perverted Pork Bottle, (I can't help it, although I think that guy should not be exalted as a god at least in terms of emotion and thought, but should be a mortal just like me , should have the seven emotions and six desires that he should have. But in terms of force value, he has already reached the full level of 800 as early as 100 years ago. The legend of Poker-Face and the group on the road looked vicious and smeared with swords and poison, but as soon as Mute Zhang was mentioned, the deep awe and fear could be seen in his eyes-in fact, every time I saw this group The big bad wolf was still licking its fangs just a moment ago, and when I mentioned that the little brother turned into Little Red Riding Hood, I felt secretly happy...) But at least compared to the fat man, my experience in the past few years is not much better.But I have never seen caves and underground rivers of this scale. This sense of uncertainty made me a little flustered, but the experience of these four years made me calm down immediately.

Noticing that I was distracted, the owner of the green eyes patted me three times rhythmically with his little paw just now, drawing my attention to it.

It is the dog left to me by my grandfather, because I didn’t fight when I was in school. This little guy who is said to have played well with me when I was young has been fostered in my hometown in Changsha.

And according to a completely unverifiable history of the Wu family, it was brought out by the grandfather from an unknown tomb.The most amazing thing is that its fur is light green. It is said that it is not a known dog breed in the world, and it is probably as rare as the strange species.

But after being in contact with it for a period of time, I knew that the fairy tales my grandfather told when I was a child were all lies. ——This guy is a foodie. Once when I was giving him special training according to the tradition of the old Wu family, I watched him elope with a plate of Dongpo meat. How do I sign, whistle, and give orders? to no avail.Moreover, after he came back from eating enough, he had a very good attitude of admitting his mistakes. He blinked his big eyes and made two "woo woo" sounds, and a group of people began to plead for him. ——He decided that in order to maintain the reputation of Little Buddha Wu on the road, I couldn't abuse him in front of a group of subordinates.This kid!

And he is getting fatter and fatter as expected. Watching him running over from a distance is like seeing a little suckling pig moving on the ground, but maybe he really has the so-called awesomeness: when he calls out, it is like a sound. No matter how childish it is, even Xiaoman, the old dog left behind by grandpa, has to take three steps back to try to "respect".And he has naturally become the new generation of big brother in my Wu family group of dogs.Taking the above two points into consideration, I used my excellent naming talent to name him: "Brother Pig". ——Of course, Xiaohua complained afterwards, saying that it was: "Two people match two dogs, two dogs match two names, horizontal criticism: the most second in history."

In fact, dog training was given to me by a senior elder of the Wu family under my second uncle.

Four years ago, with gauze on my head, various bruises and bone injuries on my body, I was exhausted physically and mentally, but I returned to Changsha in an abnormal state of excitement.As soon as I got out of the airport, I saw my second uncle wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, frowning at me.

To be honest, I'm still a little scared of him.Not only because of the shadow left by his childhood, but also because of his unclear position in the past three years.

The second uncle asked me for four years, saying that he wanted to conduct centralized closed training for a rookie like me, otherwise I would not be worthy of being the head of the Wu family and would die in the tomb soon.

At that time, I just learned another piece of news about Poker Bottle that was very important to me from Zhang Haike.When I heard the news, my eyes were red, and I almost resisted two tons of c4 and went directly to blow up the bronze door. How could I listen to my second uncle?

In the end, he was slapped with a slap and his eyes glowed with gold, and he woke up.

I have to be responsible for myself, and better skills, more extensive professional knowledge, and more powerful fighting skills can only be given to me by a big family of tomb robbers like the Wu family. It's what I need most right now.

I know, I can't die.

Someone is waiting for me.

And those mysteries are what I have to solve now, not only for myself, but also for the old Jiumen, and also to be able to stand up to Poker Bottle who guards the gate for me.

When I came back from the snow mountain, I thought about it carefully. If I really want to wait ten years, let alone whether I can convince myself that Poker Bottle is still alive, it’s just the heavy guilt. The self-destructive tendencies that come with emotion and heartache will knock me down first in life—and it fills me with genuine fear that the Wang family and Jude Coyote, who are trying to find him, are aiming for the secret of immortality in him, and if Falling into their hands, the ending of Poker Bottle is definitely not something I can accept.And the members of the Zhang family who were also looking for him, they were interested in his skill and ability to lead the Zhang family - to put it bluntly, they were all used as an experiment or a tool to absorb beliefs.

In other words, I am the only one who is really waiting for him to come out and arrange a better life for him as a "human being".

This gave me a sense of panic and urgency as if my heart was being held tightly - I was afraid that I would die in an unknown battle before ten years due to various accidents, and I was even more afraid that he would not be able to wait ten years.But at the same time, for some reason, I have an unkind, inexplicable sense of joy, which makes me wonder if I am really being forced to have symptoms like schizophrenia--damn, this polygenic inheritance There is no cure for the disease.Why is it always me who is unlucky...

For the next four years, I did not step out of the Wu family, and I received the best education from the Wu family. Every day, my schedule was fully arranged by someone specially assigned to me: I had to get up earlier than a bird every morning. , Or in other words, complete various basic courses of training flexibility, impact resistance, and strength utilization under abuse.Duck jumps, push-ups, running circles, pull-ups and so on are simply pediatrics in their eyes, but the worst thing is, these are not easy for me to master.

I always thought that I should be a military strategist in the tomb robbery team, but the masters said: a rabbit who can calculate calculus is just a rabbit, not to mention you can't run without a rabbit...

In fact, my physical talent is not as good as I imagined. The master said that I probably only have long eyelashes all over my body, which are suitable for melee combat.After listening to it, I said in my heart: Are you playing with me?If you say I'm not suitable, it's over, why be so euphemistic.

As a result, that capable person really taught me a "quick undressing method". The essential point is to tighten the neck immediately after putting on the clothes on the head, and pull the clothes forward so that it is difficult to put the head back on again. Clothes turned up and taken off.The use is to guard against the neck when dealing with things smaller than oneself in the jungle.

When practicing this, I pay attention to proficiency. The unlucky teacher often sneaked up on me when I was sitting on the bed and was exhausted, throwing things on the back of my neck.It started with stones and stuff, then house hamsters, and finally snakes. (I was startled by the reaction at the time. I jumped up from the bed and threw the shirt out the window, but I was later told that it was not poisonous... These people are so vicious. They deserve to be under the second uncle. Same as the boss!)

In the afternoon, part of the time is used to catch up on the architectural knowledge lost in college classes, various common sense on the road, the tomb-robbing skills and historical allusions handed down by the Wu family ancestors.

The rest of the time is used to train the dogs.Thanks to the help of the Wu family, I have discovered that Brother Zhu has: timed alarm clock wake-up service, danger alarm, scaring small and medium-sized animals, diverting the attention of beautiful women from me, and eating dry food in the equipment to reduce the weight of my backpack And many other uses... It is really a must-have product for fighting and killing people.

I had a very fulfilling life in those four years. More importantly, this time allowed me to calm down, make my plan more complete and substantial, and gave me different confidence and the ability to survive in battle.

I understand that all the hard work I put in may not necessarily pay off equally, but I have to do it.

This is my responsibility, and it is also within my power, the only way to resist external pressure and danger for the fat man and the little brother.

I only know that only when I become stronger can I be qualified to take the oil bottle home and be able to give him a stable life and prevent him from wandering.