farming in ancient times

Since Shi Lei was following the emperor, the soldiers guarding outside the general's tent saw the emperor raised his hand and did not go in to pass the news, but helped General Shi open the curtain to invite the general in.

The emperor is here, even if Shi Lei people are made of stone, they dare not walk ahead of the emperor.Therefore, as soon as the emperor entered, he was greeted with a chill, which instantly dried the sweat on his forehead.

At this time, the general took a bite of the fruit and raised his hand for Xiao Er to take a bite. Xiao Er thought he was drooling, "Who will eat yours!"

"If you don't eat, don't sleep with me at night." The general said coolly.

Xiao Er gasped for breath, "Bastard!" Knowing that since the city gate battle, he would have nightmares by himself, but dare to threaten him with this, shameless!Xiao Er pushed his head, "Get lost!"

The general was caught off guard and rolled to the ground all of a sudden, he raised his head in a daze, the second saw him silent and thought he had fallen stupidly.Following his line of sight, he saw a handsome little old man standing in front of the door curtain, "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

"Emperor... Your Majesty..." The general came to his senses in an instant, pulled Xiaoer up and knelt down, "I see the emperor!"

"Your Majesty?" Xiao Er was still a little confused at this moment, and didn't understand why the old man became the emperor... Seeing that Xiao Er was still staring at the emperor stupidly, the general quickly pressed his head and helped Xiao Er say , "Caomin Wang Xiaoer pays homage to the emperor, long live my emperor!"

The emperor was depressed, the emperor thought that the general must be very busy at this time, so busy that he didn't even care about eating... But when he glanced at the big basin of ice and fresh fruit on the side table, the emperor suddenly felt Seeing how stupid and naive he was...slowly walked up to the two of them, without telling them to stand up, he said in a strange way, "General...well, good job!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, Shi Lei hurriedly sneaked away.Anyway, it's not the first time the general has angered the emperor, who knows what the general did again.

The general's forehead turned cold, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment!"

"Praise?" How shameless!The emperor wanted to stretch his feet, but when he saw Wang Xiaoer, he retracted his feet, "Get up!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Butcher Gao pulled Xiao Er up and got up, and when he saw Xiao Er's staring eyes, he shook his arm, "Xiao Er, Xiao Er..."

"Stop screaming, your wife is stupid!" the emperor said angrily.

Xiao Er secretly slandered, "You're just stupid." However, Xiao Er didn't dare to show that the other party was a high-ranking emperor.

And even if the emperor heard that Xiao Er had made a lot of things, but when he thought that he had turned a good general of himself, he didn't want to see him.

The general saw that the emperor looked unhappy, so he said to Xiao Er, "Go and get a bowl of iced drinks for the emperor."

Xiao Er also didn't want to stay in front of this gloomy old emperor, as soon as he went out the emperor said, "Tsk, your lady is quite obedient."

"Your majesty, why are you here?" The general had a headache.

"Why, can't I come here?" The emperor sat down on the couch, and the general stood upright and said, "This world belongs to you, your majesty. You can go wherever you want."

The emperor saw something on the couch that looked like a shoe and was much longer than the shoe, "What is this?"

"Shoes for winter." Who knows what, Xiao Er didn't do it well.

"Your little lady made it up again?" the emperor asked with certainty.

As soon as Butcher Gao heard this, he felt that the emperor had probably known what he deliberately concealed. Seeing the prince nodded slightly, the general was shocked, "Yes."

"This madam's ability is not small." The emperor said quite emotionally, "The Hu people and the dog Rong people who have given the border soldiers a headache for so long, he scared them away after half a month, what a talent."

The more the emperor said that, the more the general's heart trembled. If he wanted to know who was cheating on the emperor, he would definitely tear him down.

"Returning to the emperor, Xiaoer is just a lower-level man who has never seen the world, so he can't be, he can't be!" the general said rather terrified.

When the emperor saw that there was no fear in his eyes, he couldn't help but curse secretly, bastard!Now, in order to excuse your wife, you are playing tricks on me.

The emperor ignored him.The weather was so hot, the emperor was sweating all over from the city, and was really thirsty, so he asked, "Did your wife fall into the well?"

"Come, come!" Xiao Er didn't know how to salute the legendary emperor, and handed the bowl in his hand to Butcher Gao, before he could speak, Xiao Er turned around and left.

Seeing General Gao staring at Wang Xiaoer's back, the emperor suddenly wanted to laugh for some reason, "You lady don't like me very much."

"Xiao Er dare not!" The food that the emperor imports has to be inspected. Butcher Gao said while handing the bowl to the prince, "Xiao Er has never seen the world, so he is afraid of offending the emperor."

"Do I look scary?" the emperor asked.

The general choked, wondering if he could have a good chat.

Seeing this, the emperor took a sip of the mung bean soup, and as soon as he ate it, the coolness of ice made the emperor feel comfortable, so he stopped teasing him.Putting down the bowl, he said, "Okay, tell me the truth, if you dare to lie again, I will punish your wife for deceiving the emperor!"

"What did you say?" There were so many things in Xiaoerhui, the general couldn't figure out how much the emperor knew.

"Of course it's your wife's business!" The emperor glared, "Don't tell me he's a common man, you see a common man making columbine carts, gunpowder, crossbows, and saltpeter to make ice. !"

The general felt that he already knew who was talking nonsense in front of the emperor, so he didn't want to beat him up.So, I said, "Xiao Er had a dream when he was a child. In the dream, he met an old man in yellow clothes. The old man asked Xiao Er to help him pick up shoes. Xiao Er picked up the shoes for him. The old man threw the shoes away instead of putting them on. I went back and forth three times, and when it was the last time, Xiao Er simply put on the shoes for the old man himself, and then for several days, the old man came to Xiao Er's dream, and the old man taught Xiao Er a lot of things."

"Tsk, General, your ability to make up stories is getting better." The emperor doesn't believe it, not at all!

Butcher Gao raised his forehead and looked at the emperor with a look that almost made it clear that the emperor was making trouble for no reason. "Your majesty, you let the minister say it, but you don't believe me when I tell the truth. What should I do?"

"I will give you one last chance!" said the emperor.

"Your Majesty, if I made up a story, I wouldn't say that the old man in Xiaoer's dream was wearing a yellow shirt." Butcher Gao said very seriously.

The emperor sneered, "Wang Xiaoer had those words of his own when he was a child, I don't believe that Wang Xiaoer's family is still eating in the dirt!"

"Your Majesty, this old slave knows a little about the general's wife's family." The prince was on the verge of crying when he saw the general, he was really happy.

"Then tell me!" The emperor just thought that the slave beside him had been to Guanjiang Town.

The prince first talked about how unkind Xiaoer’s grandparents were, and when they knew that Xiaoer’s family’s cattle were bought by Xiaoer with the money from his marriage and they injured Da Lang and took the cattle away, the emperor was suddenly excited, “The poor mountains and bad waters Get out of trouble!"

"Your Majesty, that's my hometown." The general hurriedly reminded him.

"Shut up!" Then he pointed at Wang Gonggong and said, "Go on!"

Eunuch Wang: "Thanks to the wise magistrate Bai of Guanjiang Town, he beat up the troublemaker Wang Zhao and Wang Fayuan, the troublemaker, and the general's wife's family was able to live in peace."

When he said this, the emperor remembered, "The method of raising two crops a year and raising fish in rice fields was also invented by your wife, right?"

"Yes." The general nodded.

The emperor was puzzled again, "Then why didn't he raise fish in the rice field before?"

"When Xiaoer's parents were alive, the most thing Xiaoer did every day was to cook at home. He was young at that time, and Xiaoer didn't believe what the old man in yellow clothes taught him. Later, the fire in Xiaoer's house was a He was almost burned to death, and Xiao Er felt that he would die once, so he tried the method taught him." After compiling these generals, he believed it himself, let alone the emperor.

"What else is there besides this?" The emperor had never seen gunpowder with his own eyes, but it was true that the enemy ran away, so he was eager to know what skills Xiao Er had.

"Does it count if you cook a lot of food?" the general asked cautiously.

"Everything?"

The general had a flash of inspiration, "Fry Cicada Monkey."

"What?" The emperor suddenly stood up and repeated incredulously, "Eat, eat cicada monkey? Did I hear correctly?"

"Your Majesty, you heard me right!" the general said.

The emperor shook his head, "I heard from my father that people eat everything when they are poor, but now I think it's my fault, the emperor is too incompetent."

"Your majesty, you can't say that. Cicada monkeys are indeed good things." Seeing the emperor's face full of self-blame, the general felt that he had gone too far.

"What's so good about that kind of thing, don't you try to lie to me!" The emperor didn't believe it. Since he came to the border, there are more and more things the emperor doesn't believe in.

The general walked to the cabinet where Xiao Er put his snacks, took out two bowls from it, and said, "This is dried pork, and this is the last crop of cicadas. Xiao Er said that you can't eat any more. Your Majesty, why don't you try it." While speaking, General Gao ate some by himself first, to show that the food is okay, so please feel free to eat it.

The emperor looked at Eunuch Wang, and based on his trust in Xiaoer's cooking skills, the servant squeezed a cicada, made a "creak", and nodded to the emperor.

"General, you are a wonderful lady." Holding a pork jerky in one hand and a cicada in the other, the emperor said this without even a hint of ridicule.

The general was terrified, "Xiaoer is just my wife."

"But, Wang Xiaoer is also a man." After saying this, the emperor didn't care what the general thought, and just ate the general's food on his own.

When dinner was about to be made in the evening, Xiao Er took out the seafood and wild vegetables that Butcher Gao had brought from home before he could open his mouth, and then went to the big room to ask for some lamb chops and a chicken and duck.

Xiao Er felt that no matter whether the emperor was sinister or not, the emperor was not only the boss of the butcher, but also had the power of life and death. If he really angered the emperor, he and the butcher would be finished in minutes.Therefore, Xiaoer cooked eight dishes and two soups at once, and made sure to satisfy the emperor.

When the general saw that the side was full of several dishes, and there was no shortage of frying, cooking, frying, stewing, and stewing, his neck hurt, and he looked at the emperor with a smile that was not a smile. run away.

In the evening, the two who gave up the big tent for the emperor to rest were nestled in the small tent next to the big tent, and Xiaoer asked, "Butcher, why does the emperor always look at me when we eat tonight?"

"Is my mistress good-looking?" The general was bleeding in his heart when he said these words.