"Help!!! My friend seems to be pierced by a soul, how to break it?! qaq"

Scratching her hair, Shen Junning stared at the computer screen in distress, and the pointer of the mouse on the webpage landed squarely in the middle of the word "post".

If this post is posted in the help area, it will not be regarded as a snake spirit disease, the kind of delusional disorder that runs out without taking medicine.It's fine if you don't send it to the tree hole area, but the post in the tree hole area is ignored!

While struggling, there was a sudden sound of a chair moving from the desk next to the door, and a deep magnetic male voice said, "I'm going to the library."

Shen Junning shook her hands, and closed the webpage almost guilty of guilt, her body remained stiff in her current posture, her eyes seemed to be staring at the screen, but she was keenly paying attention to the person's movements from the corner of her eye, the sound of shit in her mind and "don't Come here!" one after another.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Chu Xing, where are you going to eat at night? When you come back, bring some food for your buddies." On the bed opposite to Shen Junning, a person rubbed his eyes and sat up, facing Chu who was standing at the door with two books in his arms. OK please.

Shen Junning glanced at the person on the opposite bed, and quietly closed the notebook halfway.

"What do you want to eat?" Chu Xing nodded and took a step forward.

"Whatever you want, just bring me something to eat." Zhang Wenxuan yawned, and pointed under the bed, "The money is on my table, Chu Xing, take it yourself. Eh? Xiao Ningzi, drink some water. Come, come, help my brother bring up the water too, ouch, I'm thirsty to death after sleeping all afternoon."

Chu Xing looked at the pile of change scattered on the table, did not move, turned his head and asked Shen Junning: "What do you want to eat?"

"Ah?" Shen Junning was taken aback, hurriedly shook her head and said, "Haha, that, no need, I'll eat instant noodles at night."

Concealed and kept drinking water, Shen Junning stared nervously at Chu Xing, took out his phone and pressed it a few times, then put the phone in his trouser pocket, nodded to himself and Zhang Wenxuan, turned and walked out of the dormitory.

"Click-"

It wasn't until the door was gently closed that Shen Junning completely relaxed.Feeling the cold sweat in the palm of his hand, Shen Junning recalled that just after Chu Xing took a step forward, he was so frightened that he quickly closed the computer, stood up and pretended to drink water, and cursed angrily in his heart: You are so cowardly!

"Xiao Ningzi? Xiao Ningzi! Hey! Hey! Are you stupid to drink water?" Zhang Wenxuan on the opposite bed yelled while lying on the railing. Seeing that Shen Junning turned his head and looked at him in a daze, he said helplessly, "I've called you several times. Help me get some water."

Passing water to Zhang Wenxuan, Shen Junning took a deep breath and sat down on the chair again, opened the closed computer, and then reacted belatedly.Um?Chu Xing just said to go to the library?go again?

While entering the computer password, Shen Junning pretended to ask casually: "Second brother, why did Chu Xing go to the library again?"

"Then how do we know, if people want to go, they can go. It's not a day or two. Isn't the boss also soaking in the library all day?" Zhang Wenxuan said casually while playing with his mobile phone.

Knowing that you can't find anything if you ask, Shen Junning silently gave Zhang Wenxuan a middle finger in her heart.Thinking about Chu Xing's appearance of being a transparent person in the dormitory before Chu Xing, and the posture of spending time in the library almost using it as a second home, and thinking about all the clues that I have been struggling with headaches recently, Shen Junning He took out a piece of paper and wiped his sweaty hands, clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and clicked on "Post", then waited for the interface to refresh and quickly closed the computer while panting.

"What are you looking at so excited?" Zhang Wenxuan poked his head out of the bed when he heard the movement, saw the paper in Shen Junning's hand at a glance, and smiled clearly: "Xiao Ningzi, huh? Is there something good that I don't want to share with my second brother, a new film? Who of?"

Shen Junning was taken aback for a moment, looked down and saw the paper towel in his hand, and immediately frowned: "Pick your sister! Do you think I'm as wretched as you?"

"Eh? Xiao Ningzi, you want to have it all to yourself. We will share half of it. What kind of movie is it? Have I seen it?" Zhang Wenxuan glanced at the closed computer and asked more interestedly.

"Get out!" Shen Junning raised his hand and threw the paper in Zhang Wenxuan's body, got up and plugged in the hot water, went to the cabinet to find a bucket of instant noodles and came out.

"Wow! Xiao Ningzi, why did you throw your son to me?!" Zhang Wenxuan yelled strangely and threw the paper into the wastebasket, shaking his head and said, "Nephew, your father doesn't want you anymore, so don't blame your uncle ruthless."

Shen Junning couldn't help but said happily: "It really depends on the seniority, the boss in our dormitory is his uncle, and you are the second uncle." After finishing the material bag, Shen Junning bit the fork and waited for the water to boil. When he turned around, Zhang Wenxuan was still staring at him. Looking at himself, he said speechlessly: "I really don't have a movie, I'm browsing the Huaxia Forum."

Blocking Zhang Wenxuan's wailing, Shen Junning turned on the computer, feeling that the tension that had just calmed down returned, and pressed F5, and the post just posted had more than ten comments.

2l:节操君时间:2014年5月22日16:07:23

lzsb, the identification is complete.

5l:爸爸在这儿呢时间:2014年5月22日16:09:01

I'm not a gentleman, please move this post to the tree hole area, moderator.

10l:五毛公知都去死时间:2014年5月22日16:11:55

Soul piercing is very popular now?It's almost turning into a menstruation post... If the poster wants to be popular, please take a photo.

11l:windows时间:2014年5月22日16:11:59

Liu Ming, the poker, occupies the front row.

15l:小花的脑残粉时间:2014年5月22日16:13:24

Hip-hop Taoist, ancestral talisman, once you post it, you will come back to your soul, only 998.

After a quick glance, more than a dozen floors were basically filled with such replies, only a few of the second and third floors seriously asked what happened.

While organizing the language, he went to the water dispenser to soak the noodles, reached out and took a few books from the bookshelf and pressed them on it, and Shen Junning started typing on the keyboard.

楼主:killer时间:2014年5月22日16:15:03

I'm not a gentleman, Mr. Banzhu, don't remove the post_(:3」∠)_

I did not post the wrong area!This is asking!help!stick!without!wrong!

Maybe my lack of seriousness in the title caused everyone's misunderstanding, so now I say seriously: I am seriously posting according to the rules of the forum, and I have spoken out the things that have troubled me for a long time, hoping to get everyone's help.

This vest is my large size, and I have used it for several years. Welcome everyone to confirm.I know the ethos and traditions of our help-seeking area, and I really hope that this post will also be stamped with the red badge of "brainstorming" in the future, so as to help people who have the same trouble as me in the future.

After 10 minutes, I will come back and refresh the post. If the post is still not sinking, then I will be very happy to talk about my troubles with you in the next few floors.

that's all.

After clicking Reply, Shen Junning minimized the window and concentrated on eating instant noodles.Well, to be precise, I was concentrating on whether this post can continue, and eating instant noodles is just a subsidiary action.If you are still joking after this floor... Shen Junning made up his mind, if something is wrong, it is something wrong, and everything before it has never happened, anyway, it has nothing to do with me.Scratching her hair fiercely, Shen Junning went mad silently, but she was really curious!

"Curiosity killed the cat."

Zhang Wenxuan was playing with his mobile phone, and suddenly heard Shen Junning's unusually serious words, and looked at him, and saw that he was eating with his head down, his face was a little red from the heat of instant noodles.Couldn't help but joked: "You're nagging, Xiao Ningzi, you must be masturbating too much. Don't always look at your precious computer, go to the library with the boss and Chu Xing when you have time, and hook up with some beautiful students. Sister, no matter how good a computer is, can it be compared to a girl? No matter how good a girl is, can it be compared to a girlfriend? "

Shen Junning took a few sips of soup with instant noodles, wiped her mouth and said with a half-smile: "Girlfriend? Looking for a sister-in-law?" Then she saw Zhang Wenxuan tugging at her hair and immediately limp.

"Don't learn from my brother, don't look like your sister-in-law, my brother has fallen..."

Ignoring Zhang Wenxuan's nagging with a bitter face, Shen Junning cleared the table, sat in front of the computer, and after breaking out a series of crisp sounds with his hand, took a deep breath and pressed f5.

"Little Ningzi, you must find someone who is gentle, virtuous, and considerate. It doesn't matter if you are pretty or not, as long as you can see it. This is a lesson I learned with blood and tears, girlfriend..."

Quickly scrolling down the mouse to glance at the reply, Shen Junning looked up at Zhang Wenxuan: "I know, I know, after falling in love, I will definitely bring the other half to my second brother as a staff officer." ——If you bring a man back, will your second brother be okay? Will be scared?

Shen Junning: Second brother, look, I have learned your lesson and found someone who is completely different from my sister-in-law!It's a blue pot friend!The gender is also different (≧▽≦)/

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