Vest life from scratch

Regarding the situation where Ranpo Edogawa and Sakunosuke Oda went out with Minazuki Mui, and came back with only a strange high-risk man, a baby, and a cat, the Armed Detective Agency embraced it very much. big doubts.

Osamu Dazai, who was still working hard to catch fish in the face of the group, was rarely serious. His sharp and cold eyes had just fallen on Chanyuan Shier, but the next moment he became weird because of his self-introduction.

No matter who looks at it, he will think that he is a dangerous person. Shi Er shamelessly shows off his cuteness: "Hello, I am the consultant's beloved cat Mimi. You can call me Mimi."

Seeing the ashamed Mizunatsukimian raised his paw, he immediately changed his words rationally: "Just kidding, I'm Mizunatsutsuki, you can call me whatever you want."

Hearing his surname, Tanizaki Naomi and Haruno Kirako immediately showed expressions like "the cp I knocked out was bee!"

Oda Sakunosuke felt confused about the sympathetic gazes that they frequently fell, and once again felt that he was completely out of touch with the lives of young people now.

Sleepless Water: "..."

Shui Wuyue Mian took a deep breath and scratched madly at Zenyuan Shi'er's arm, but was easily suppressed by him with one hand.In the end, the whole cat was stuffed into the arms of the little baby Zen Yuanhui, and she was so stiff that she dared not move.

Hui, who had been drowsy, woke up for a moment. After carefully looking at the cat in her arms, she matched her name with the cat consultant that sister Yuzu and sister Fuyuki had mentioned in the past: "...consultant!"

Zenyuan Shi Er raised his eyebrows in surprise, not only had no objection to his son's title, but was even a little happy to see it come true.

Edogawa walked in front of Shier of the Buddhist monastery with random steps, and opened his arms towards Mizutsutsukimian.The cat immediately slid out of Hui's embrace nimbly, jumped onto Luanbu's arm, was embraced by him, and happily ran into the president's office to present the treasure.

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated and followed up with the president's office.

Zenyuan Shier, who was left behind, patted Hui, who was pouting because the cat ran away, as his father's comfort, and turned his head to Dazai Osamu in a rather harsh tone: "You scared Hui, lose money."

Osamu Dazai slowly made a question mark.

Osamu Dazai swallowed the question mark, and took out a card from his pocket with a smile: "Okay, but I also want to trouble you here."

Zenyuan Shier raised his eyebrows, took the card and looked at it over and over for a while, then stuffed it into his pocket: "Whatever is given to me is mine, even if the original owner of this card comes to me, I will not return it."

Osamu Dazai waved his hands with a smile: "It's all right, but at least you need to keep your strength."

Chanyuan Shier lifted Chanyuan Hui up, and slowly pulled out a crystal clear short knife from his wrist: "Do you want to try it now?"

Osamu Dazai poked his short knife curiously, and asked him with great interest: "How did you do this? Is it your superpower? A superpower close to the supernatural power? Or..." His voice suddenly sank, " ...how about your technique?"

"Spelling-fantasy creation." Chanyuan Shier shifted his position in an instant and exerted strength, easily put the dagger on Dazai Osamu's neck, pressed him on the chair of the Armed Detective Agency, and then stepped on the edge of the chair to fix it , "Why, it seems that you have a lot of research on our world... I can praise you reluctantly."

Kunikida Doppo, unable to react in time: "——!"

Nakajima Atsushi who also failed to react: "Mr. Dazai?!"

Together with Izumi Jinghua, the two made a fighting posture, and because of the hostage Dazai Osamu and the ability that Zenyuan Shier had shown before, they were afraid of throwing a mouse.

"As for me, I really hate dealing with smart people." Chanyuan Shier's short knife approached Dazai Zhi's throat more and more. Advisors are also smart people.”

"There is no idiot in this world who is more stupid than a consultant." The blade of the Zenyuan Shier dagger continued to cut a line of blood on the pale skin, "If you want to die, look at the picture just now. For the sake of the card, I will try my best to let you go without pain."

"Ah, thank you." Osamu Dazai laughed purely, "Let me wake up from this rotten world."

The sound of unhurried footsteps fell into the ears of several people, which is the unique pace of Oda Sakunosuke.

"It's a pity." Zenyuan Shi Er leaned back and sat down firmly on the chair on the other side, "——Next time you ask me to kill you, I will agree, of course remember to pay. "

"Indeed, it's a pity." Osamu Dazai regretfully untied the straps on his hands and quickly wrapped them around his neck a few times, leaning back on the chair obediently.

Oda Sakunosuke walked out alone, feeling the calm and clearly tense atmosphere in the detective agency at this time: "?"

Even though he was puzzled, he still passed on the truth: "... Dazai, the president let you in."

"Let me guess, it's about the consultant." Osamu Dazai stood up from the chair and walked inside, "But this is obviously a problem with Mr. Shiji, and "no qualifications in the world" is useless. "

With that said, he still walked into the president's room.

When Osamu Dazai was completely out of sight, Zenyuan Shier crossed his legs and pointed at the toe of his shoe to Sang, who was obediently waiting in the workshop: "Hey, that curse spirit over there—you guy, you are not a simple special grade, right? "

Sang Goethe turned his head and looked at him, his golden eyes fell flatly on Zenyuan Shier's face, and after a while he said slowly: "... Heaven and curse of the Zenyuan family, why are you here?"

"I hate this title." Zenyuan Shier said calmly, "Can I trouble you to take it back?"

Sang just looked away indifferently, and landed in the direction of the door of the president's office.

"So, mantra spirits are really troublesome things." Zenyuan Shier moved his wrists in the eyes of a group of people who were so confused that they were almost mentally retarded, "especially mantra spirits that have self-awareness and can communicate."

"Where do you belong? ——If it's the council, it's okay to kill it."

Son Goethe condescends to look at him again at last: "Old Libraries, The Sunshine of the Ultramarines, Son Goethe."

Chan Yuan Shi Er let out a disappointed "tsk" and finally stopped talking.

"You know the parliament, and you also know the library." Sang talked to him persistently, "Which party are you from? If you are a member of the parliament, you should die. This world does not need more members of the parliament. .”

"Are you really sure you want me to say this in front of these people here?" Chanyuan Shier glanced around at the people with pricked ears, "Although I don't mind, but..."

San Goethe also glanced at it, raised his hand and made a seal: "Spell—" Then he put it down stiffly for some reason, lowered his head and silently stopped talking.

Zenyuan Shier assessed the danger of this curse spirit, and stared back at him idly.

About half an hour later, Minazuki was carried out by the victorious Edogawa Ranpo. Behind them was Osamu Dazai who looked aggrieved, and at the end was the serious president with his hands clasped.

Mizuna Yuemian jumped into Zenyuan Shier's arms, and "meow meow meow" explained the whole story of what she had just sold him to the detective agency, and by the way, conveyed that they would help find a way to restore her to her original state.

Although Zenyuan Shier can't understand cat language, he can at least understand the general meaning. month's deed of sale.

Fukuzawa Yukichi calmly announced: "Starting today, Zenyuan Shier will take over the work of the detective agency clerk of Mizuna Tsukimen, and the duties will be adjusted from clerks to combat club members."

Mizunazukimian eagerly jumped to her previous desk with her tail flicked, and proved that even a cat's body did not hinder her from working efficiently by typing on the keyboard.

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed silently: "...No one will force a cat to work."

Then everyone looked at Osamu Dazai together.

Osamu Dazai, who was holding a pile of his own copywriting work, was about to hand it over to Minazutsumeno: "..."

He glanced at Oda Sakunosuke rather weakly and helplessly, only to find that his best friend was also looking at him with disapproving eyes.

He turned his head resolutely: "Dun Jun~ I fell into the water before, I was not well taken care of by the port mafia, and I accidentally caught a severe cold~ As a lovely junior, I will leave the work of the senior to you~"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was assigned a bunch of jobs innocently: "Huh?"

Quan Jinghua said with a solemn expression, "...Okay, I will do my best too."

Just as Shui Wuyue Mian was about to jump to help, she was cut off by Zen Yuan Shi Er and jumped into her arms halfway: "Now that the work matter is settled, let's discuss another more important matter."

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who just wanted to go back to the president's office & Minazukimian, who was struggling in the hands of Zenyuan Shier: "...?"

Zenyuan Shi'er was very serious: "The consultant has lost two kilograms, how are you going to pay for it?"

Shui Wuyue Mian turned her head to look at Zen Yuan Shi Er in shock, God knows how long it has been since she changed her weight, the last time she changed was the little bit of weight she grew from Mr. Nanshan's hair.

Junichiro Tanizaki bumped his head against the wall.

Kunikida Doppo: "...huh?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

He closed his eyes slowly, and when he opened them again, there was only solemn emotion in them: "Are you sure the consultant's weight has lost two kilograms?"

Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses: "...I can't tell, but he didn't completely lie, and there is indeed a possibility of losing weight."

Fukuzawa Yukichi calmly took out the dried fish that he had prepared for a long time.

San Goethe's gaze fell, and with a flick of his finger, a ray of sunlight penetrated the wall and shone impartially on Shui Wuyuemenian's body.

——If you get more sunshine, you may still grow taller.

Zenyuan Shier took the time to give him an appreciative look.

Quan Jinghua's hair was shaking wildly, and he spit out a noun with a serious look and tone: "Crepe."

Atsushi Nakajima thought about it, clenched his right hand into a fist and knocked on his left: "Ochazuke!"

Tanizaki Naomi strongly objected: "At this time, of course it's dessert!" Haruno Kirako nodded beside her.

Edogawa Ranpo was dissatisfied: "Snacks are also great!"

Sakunosuke Oda: "Beware of health issues, so try spicy curry."

Of the 150 Ways to Gain Weight on Analyses, the only one who was out of place: ?

She recalled the difference between herself and the past, angrily grabbed the mobile phone that was placed by Shier in the Zen Yuan, and then flicked her tail sharply at his arm.

Zenyuan Shier carried her up and down, his expression still calm: "The weight is almost the same now."

Shui Wuyuemian jumped to the ground and ran around, with a sweep of his tail happened to sweep out a bugging device, which was trampled down by Zenyuan Shier, who had a quick eye and a quick hand.

The relaxed atmosphere in the detective agency suddenly stopped.

"... Kenji Miyano was arrested." Oda Sakunosuke recalled the familiar straw hat, Zenyuan Shier lazily added: "It may be an ability that has something to do with time and space."

As he said that, he glanced at Shui An Yue Mian's dancing movements: "It's closer to space."

Edogawa Ranpo said without interest: "Anyway, we have destroyed all the bugs intentionally or unintentionally, and they will be delivered to the door soon."

At this time, Osamu Dazai seemed to be equally uninterested: "It is impossible for them to cause any splash here in Yokohama. The danger here is much higher than that poor combination that came to the door. As long as Tsukimi Risaro and If Samuel Gervey fights against each other because of a certain stimulus, the combination involved in the dispute will only be miserable."

"—That's right, just like MIMIC who was provoking both sides at the time."

When everyone except Zenyuan Shier heard this, they all looked at Shui Wu Yue Mian with complicated expressions.

Mizunazuki completely unaware that she is the source of irritation in the eyes of others. Sleep: "...Meow?"

The author has something to say: Qingmei: Ah Mian lost her job, it's too miserable.

vv: Ah Mian goes to apply for the mascot of the Armed Detective Agency!

Girlfriend: The Hong Kong/Black mascot also applied for the job, and don’t forget the Yokohama Branch of the Supernatural Secret Service.

Me: Ah Mian:?

After that, it will be resumed every two days, unless all employees are dragged to voluntary work until twelve o'clock in the evening when the nucleic acid is officially launched, they will ask for leave in advance (look in a trance)

If you have a choice after graduation, don’t come to the street to work, I wish I could get ten vests to help me work together (close your eyes)