The pinnacle of foodie life

Exton hadn't been born yet, to be precise, a day hadn't happened yet.

Zooey struggled to emerge from the quilt, subconsciously arching her head to find the warm and thick chest.But arching and arching, but still did not find the familiar temperature.If it was normal, if she moved around, Tony would have grabbed her into his arms a long time ago, why would it take her so long to find her by herself.

Zooey stretched out her hand from under the quilt, and touched the pillow on the other side in a daze. It was already cold, and she wanted Tony to go out for a long time.

strangeness!The little girl is still a little not sober. You must know that Tony is very good at staying in bed. Even if he wakes up, he will hug himself and get up after being lazy.What's more, the two of them quarreled so late last night.

Thinking of this, the little girl blushed a little.Finally woke up.He lifted the quilt and sat up.

With such a movement, she suddenly felt something warm and chubby sticking to her belly.The little girl is not afraid, after all, this is the Avengers Building.Could it be sniff?The last time it climbed into his bed, Tony confiscated all the "sparkles", hasn't it behaved yet?

While thinking about it, Zooey lifted all the quilts.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Zoe first pinched herself to make sure it wasn't a dream, then poked the unknown "creature" to make sure it was alive and not a... doll.at last--

"Jarvis?" The little girl's voice was a little erratic, "What year is it now? Where's Tony?"

"Good morning, madam. I'm sure you haven't traveled through time and space. Given Sir's comprehensive protective measures because he couldn't bear the two-person world, I'm also sure that the child on the bed is not your child. According to the surveillance at the door, Sir After entering the bedroom with you at 22 minutes, I never stepped out of the door... The conclusion from the comprehensive analysis is that the unknown creature on the bed is 28% 90.00% likely to be Sir himself."

"..." Zooey patted the three-headed body unwillingly.

"Little sweetheart, don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while!"

"...Tony?"

"What's the matter? It's rare to want to take the initiative?" Tony struggled to kiss his wife's lips, but couldn't find the right position for a long time. "Strange! I'm always ready for a kiss!" Tony opened his eyes reluctantly, but saw... what a big face!

"...Oh my god! Have you mutated, sweetheart?" Tony sat up in surprise, but suddenly he couldn't sit still, and he fell into the quilt mountain.

"..." Zooey didn't care about being funny, and quickly hugged him out.

The little girl looked at Tony carefully. Compared with a child, he was more like a doll at this time.It's not rejuvenation, returning to childhood, but Tony Stark has become a Q version with three heads.At this time, his big eyes are particularly obvious, and his beard is particularly cute in contrast.

At the same time, Tony, who finally saw the whole picture of the house, finally realized that it wasn't his wife who had grown bigger, but himself who had shrunk! ! !

"..." Tony blinked his big eyes, feeling a little dazed for a moment.

"Oh my god!" The little girl couldn't hold back, and hugged the three-headed Tony tightly in her arms, rubbing her cheek against his little head, "Honey, you are so cute!"

And our famous Iron Man, the CEO of Stark Group, didn't feel the slightest bit of embarrassment or shyness?Awkward?what is that?Can I eat it?

Like Uncle Tony, he sat his little ass on Zooey's lap, followed the strength of Zooey's hugging him, and rubbed his face against her chest, subconsciously taking advantage :).

"Sir, Mr. Wayne is calling. He seems to be looking for you urgently."

"..." Tony felt that he should be thankful that his voice hadn't changed, "Go ahead."

Jarvis put the interface of the video on the bedroom wall.

Bruce "..."

Zoe "..."

"...Damn it! Lao Jia, didn't you say it was a call? Why is it a video!!!" Tony's first reaction when he saw the video projection was to block the quilt on the little girl. Unfortunately, his strength is not as good as before. Probing his short hands and humming, he worked hard for a long time.

"...Tony? What are you doing? It's not like I'm naked," Zoe threw the quilt aside in a dark voice.

"Is pajamas considered clothes? Only I can see how you look in pajamas!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I've basically seen The Avengers＠(￣-￣)＠." Who hasn't sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night... "But, Tony, you don't have to worry about Bruce laughing at you , " Tony heard Zoe say this and suddenly remembered his own little problem now, and suddenly froze, "Don't be nervous, Tony, take a closer look at the projection."

Tony followed the little girl's hand and looked at Bruce in the projection, "...Hahahahahahaha, Bruce Wayne! You have today too!"

"... Stark, are you still in the mood to laugh at me? How are you better than me now?" The three-headed Bruce on the screen kept his small face, as if trying to make himself serious, but he didn't Knowing this makes him more... cute *^o^*

"Ha! After all, I'm the Stark that everyone loves. I'm also very cute in normal times, okay? How can I look like you? A lifeless old bat! Hahahahaha, you are so cute!"

"...Don't you think it's more important to find the reason now? If it's you alone, it might be an experimental accident. After all, you have cheated yourself a lot, haven't you?" Bruce continued without waiting for Tony to refute, " Now that we've both become like this, I don't know if there will be any other superheroes..."

"You mean... a conspiracy by a certain villain?" Tony finally got serious.

"Yes, it is urgent to solve this problem." Bruce looked serious.

Of course there is no delay, you must know that it was hard for him to get rid of Ah Fu, if he entered the bedroom and saw himself like this... Bruce couldn't imagine the days of "dire straits" in the future @(￣-￣)＠.

"Well, I think I should contact Strange first, after all, he has more research on these strange things, I..." Before Tony finished speaking, a golden circle appeared in the room, "he It's about time, Strange, we need your help..."

Bruce "..."

Zoe "..."

Doctor Strange dragged his cloak which was obviously too long for himself at this time, and walked out of the aperture with great momentum, one step, two steps, snap...

Dr. Strange, who was finally tripped by the cloak, did not usher in the fate of dog eating shit, but was wrapped in the cloak, like a red rice dumpling.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, I can actually see the three-headed Strange! I even tripped over my cloak! Hahahahahahahahaha, it's worth it, and it's worth it for me to be three-headed!"

"Tony, it's naive of me to expect you to be more serious," Doctor Strange struggled in the cloak, staring at dead fish eyes, "Let go! Do you want to suffocate me? You stupid cloak!"

Doctor Strange, who was put down, arranged his clothes and hairstyle in a serious manner, completely ignoring the Cloak Lord who was aggrievedly pulling the corner of his clothes behind him, "If you drag me down, I will give you to Stark Slice research!"

Zoe felt that this scene looked familiar... This is the magical version of Tony and the little clumsy everyday ＠(￣-￣)＠.

But these are not important, Zooey looked left at the three-headed Tony, right at the three-headed Strange, and then looked up at the three-headed Bruce in the projection... Ah, I really want to see the three-headed The girl doll...didn't know about Natasha...

The little girl left space for the three men... No, the male dolls discussed things and sneaked out by themselves to see if the other Avengers had changed.

"Who do you want to see?"

The little girl who was about to sneak into the widow's room froze, "Hahaha, Natasha, it's great that you're fine!" Zooey felt that she should not lie to Natasha at her level. Experience shows that there are only two possibilities, she sees it through, or she pretends not to see it through＠(￣-￣)＠.

"You're smart," Natasha smoothed the little girl's hair, "Jarvis has already notified us."

"Well, I don't know if the captain has..." The little girl regretted for two seconds because she didn't see the three-headed Natasha, and then turned her attention to the usually serious Steve.

"Then I'm afraid I will disappoint you again."

The little girl turned her head stiffly again, and saw Steve and Bucky gloating behind him, who were smiling helplessly.

"...So what's the reason for this? Recently, Tony and Strange haven't been on a mission together, and it's been a long time since we've had a mission that requires us to cooperate with the Justice League. Why are the three of them going together..." The little girl Originally, I just wanted to change the subject, but the more I talked, the more I felt really inexplicable.

"I'm afraid it's not just the three of us." At this time, Tony walked out with really short legs. "Strange already knows the general reason. I'm afraid it's up to you this time, sweetheart."

"Rely on me?" The little girl blinked in confusion.

"The parallel space closest to us experienced serious turmoil, which caused varying degrees of disorder in the space near it." Strange explained for everyone: "The only one that is not affected is you."

"But haven't the captain and the others changed?"

"I don't mean this kind of influence. As far as I know, in our world, those who become three-headed are people who are not on the earth in the troubled world.

Early this morning, after I discovered the change in my body, I cooperated with The Flash to find the reason, and even asked Deadpool about it, "Speaking of which, Doctor Strange's expression is indescribable... Although Deadpool is crazy Yes, but sometimes he can always say a sentence or two about the future, if you have the patience to remember every word he said... "In short, after learning about the problematic world from Deadpool, Barry and I went to investigate.In that world, in the Avengers, Tony and I were not on Earth at the time... Moreover, there was no Justice League in that world, so they were equivalent to not being on Earth..."

"Wait, listen to what you said, now everyone in the Justice League has become a three-headed body?"

"...unfortunately, it does."

"Hahahahahaha, the Justice League has its day too! Lao Jia, you must record the video of each of them, I want to treasure it!"

Zoe and the others looked at the three-headed Tony who was leaning back and forth with a smile and swaying... Speaking of Iron Man, why don't you look in the mirror?You've become a cutie now, do you know that? :)

The author has something to say:

That's right, I'm going to change Avengers 3＠(￣-￣)＠, don't stop me! ! !

The more I think about it, the more annoying I get?The screenwriter was so angry that he became a puffer fish＠(￣-￣)＠

For the three-headed image of Tony and others, please refer to Sleeping Wolf’s painting to imagine by yourself ╮(╯▽╰)╭

This relatively long episode will probably write a few more chapters. Judging from the author's obsessive-compulsive disorder, it will probably reach 90?Then it's over, that's it.

The author took the junior accounting exam on Sunday afternoon, and I was really nervous, so I asked the little angels to help me pray ╭(╯ε╰)╮.

The author has something to say before that the article about the ancient heroine and Nini has been written. After the exam, when I have time to turn on the computer, it will be released for pre-collection. Compared with other articles, the book of Uncle Wolf who has a lot of collections is over. Open first.

The little angels have a sneak peek——

"Comprehensive Yingmei is such a good man"

One is a heroine in Tsing Yi with bright lips, white teeth and fresh eyes, and bright eyes.

One is a superhero with a body of flesh and blood, a body of steel, and the power of a mortal, who stands shoulder to shoulder with a god.

If there is a relationship,

Why is life separated by thousands of years,

If there is no point,

We have to meet again in this life...

Stark: "Flying over a wall? Crossing a river with a reed? Flying flowers and picking leaves can hurt people? Hehe, I must have stayed up too late to wake up!"

Pei Xianchen, "Sound transmission for thousands of miles? Going to the sky and entering the sea? You don't need a bow and arrow to walk through Yang with a hundred steps? Interesting, this is really a dynasty that can be seen in dreams!"

In the New York War, in addition to the aliens, the people on Earth also refreshed the three views of the Avengers.

Stop it, hot lady!

Are you serious about popping aliens' heads with leaves?

Pulled down the craft with water sleeves Are you serious?

Toppled the Leviathan with one hand. Are you serious?

Wait, what is hidden weapon technique?What is a heavy pendant?What is four or two strokes?

The Woman in Tsing Yi "Flower planter's martial arts cheats, no one can deceive you, you deserve it!"

Superhero "No wonder the flower growers don't have Chaoying and no vigilantes, so ordinary people are already so cruel?!"

Pei Xianchen "I will be lucky for three lives if I find this beloved man. If I hold my son's hand, what more can I ask for."

Stark "If a Stark wants to be stable, it must be the person who made him fall in love."

Tonight evening, see this good man?

Zixi Zixi, what is such a sweetheart?

CP Tin Can × Heroine

The heroine comes from the superficial ancient times, the world of comprehensive martial arts, all people are martial arts, unscientific and spicy martial arts.

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