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"...Dad (da)...cough cough, Deadpool," the little girl was so excited that she almost didn't call you daddy, "You came at a very high time! I'll show you how to be careful ╮( ╯▽╰)╭”

Needless to say, the fighting power of the Green Lantern Corps, Deadpool's personal strength alone is a big help.Don't look at his "mutant" ability is not the strongest attack power, not even explosive power, but it can't stand up to his own top fighting strength and trick-like mouth... Cough cough, all in all, he can fight alone Thanos, Tu|Slaughter exists in the Marvel Universe.

"Ha Ni, you also know that my brother's brain is not so good sometimes,"

"It's not..." Sometimes, cheap, your brain is not working well... Cough cough.

"Don't refute, you know I'm just being humble. Doesn't Professor X also suffer from dementia? My brother is just a little bit better than him. It's normal to have a bad memory occasionally..."

"Although..." I'm too lazy to complain, but shouldn't it be time for us?The fight over there has already started in full swing! ! !

"Yes, yes, brother, I know that Hani doesn't want me to belittle myself," Deadpool felt that he had a perfect understanding with the little girl. Taking advantage of Tony and the others fighting Thanos together, he directly clamped the little girl between his strong biceps. Between the chest muscle and the chest muscle, the other hand holds a knife and occasionally picks up a few mobs that rush towards him. Fortunately, he can distinguish the enemy from the enemy while he is chattering.

"The situation is critical now. To make a long story short, I have to start with the fact that I went to buy burritos yesterday morning..."

"..." The little girl who was crushed with her head in her arms ＠(￣-￣)＠...Why would the atmosphere of the battlefield be different after there were more of them?What about tragic?What about farewell? What about "once a strong man is gone, he will never return"?I seem to have heard a bgm, happy | pornographic | violent spicy...

"There is a movie promotional board behind the burrito booth. The male protagonist on it is a handsome guy, don't you know? He looks so much like my brother! I even suspect that he is Ryan Reynolds... When I think of RR, I will tm Suddenly remembered a serious problem... Since there is Batman in this dimension, then tm must also have Green Lantern! That stupid beep—the movie also beeps—is played by Ryan Reynolds! I beep—he beep— How can brother tm allow brother lost handsome face to exist on another person's head?! So, brother is going to kill that beep——Green Lantern! When I was chasing and killing that beep—Green Lantern The Legion discovered the traces of Thanos' army, and then my brother was so upright and high-spirited to abandon personal grievances, and brought this group of green flies to buzz that purple potato essence! Cut off his purple eggs|eggs! Isn't brother handsome!"

"...＠(￣-￣)＠" Zoe took advantage of the time when this guy was holding his face in his hands and was intoxicated, and quickly got out, "Bitch,"

"Ha Ni~" Deadpool touched his face and twisted his waist, staring at the little girl with two light bulb eyes.

"..." Obviously I couldn't see Deadpool's expression, but Zooey just felt that he saw his "quick praise me, praise me" cough cough, "...by the way, if you didn't pester Green Lantern, wouldn't it be the Green Lantern Corps?" Have you already discovered Thanos' actions?" Deadpool alone can definitely disturb the entire Green Lantern Corps.

"..." Deadpool paused unnaturally for a second, "Did Hani's beep just now hurt you? Why don't you wait for my brother to help you cut his purple egg|egg~"

"...＠(￣-￣)＠" Why are you so obsessed with Ah Mie's purple egg|egg...wrong!What does it mean to cut it for me... I don't need it, thank you ＠(￣-￣)＠...No, should I also go to hunt purple potatoes...

The little girl finally got out of the thoughts of being thrown by the dead waiter, and was about to join the army of purple sweet potatoes. Suddenly, there was a deafening sound of dragon chant in the sky...

The majestic and ferocious figure in the cloud charged straight down, and Thanos had no choice but to take a few steps back.

That is, after the arrival of the Green Lantern Corps, the battlefield once again came to a standstill, and everyone looked up at this behemoth that frightened Thanos back.

"Mirage Dragon!" Unlike the bewildered faces of the enemy soldiers and comrades-in-arms, the little girl excitedly jumped up and greeted the looming divine beast above the clouds.

"Tsk tsk, the little baby is just not familiar with it. It really embarrasses us Chinese beasts."

"..." So angry @(￣-￣)＠

"A Mirage, don't bully Xiaotao!"

"Bai Ze!" The little girl turned her head and found that everyone in the village had come, "Why are you all here?"

"You think we don't care about things other than China?"

The little girl was a little embarrassed, she really thought so, "everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door", "people who are not of my race must have different hearts", Huaxia's extraterrestrial experts are more or less indifferent to the outside world.

"Indeed. But aren't you here? Huaxia's short-term guards are very famous. Of course, you are not the most important," Bai Ze smiled gently and looked at the little girl's angry face, "Thanos is not just Wanting to destroy the US emperor, the defense line here has fallen, and his next goal is the entire earth."

"Old Bai, what are you talking about, fuck him!" Jiao Duan rolled towards Thanos with his big belly... No, he bumped into it.Damn, I'm hungry again if I don't play for a while.

A beam of fire brushed Zoe's hair and rushed towards Thanos.

"Xiao Jiu! You definitely did it on purpose!"

Stepping on Qiongqi's head... It's definitely Ah Qiong who is so easy to talk... When Jiuying, who joined the battle circle, passed by Zoe, he gave the little girl a condescending look, and that look clearly read "I just did it on purpose, why not?" land!"

"..." If you have the ability to look down on me, you have the ability to come down!Dwarf hit!

Soaring Snake in black and Gou Chen in red led a few dead houses that Zoe had never seen before, and went up to General Black Day.

"The injured baby should have a good rest!" Bai Ze patted Zoe's little head, and joined the ranks of beating purple sweet potatoes.

"..." Bai Ze, you also learned badly from Mirage Dragon ╰_╯! ! !

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The little girl stared blankly at the battlefield that had become a foregone conclusion...Mom, I just took a tm walk, why did it end? ? ?

With the addition of the Green Lantern Corps and the blood of the beasts, coupled with the stalking cheap, the strength of Chaoying's side has greatly increased.On the other hand, Thanos, because the Infinity Gauntlet was bitten by a little girl, his strength gradually became unstable.Under the ebb and flow, the battle situation gradually reversed.

Under the leadership of Teng Snake and Gou Chen, the blood of the beasts joined tacitly cooperated with Avengers, Zhenglian, and X-Men, and solved the five generals of Obsidian quickly and unexpectedly.

This became the signal of a complete reversal of the war. The X-Men joined the army of Wakanda and wizards, and crazily harvested the army of Thanos.

Teng Snake, Gou Chen, and Fulian Zhenglian joined the purple potato team, and Thanos finally began to show his defeat.

In the end, under the joint attack of Iron Man and Captain America, the huge purple sweet potato essence finally came down, and was entangled by the mirage dragon so that it could not move.

The little girl looked at Thanos who was still struggling desperately, and twitched the corners of her mouth.No matter how powerful it is, it’s not that I can’t resist my five senses... Thinking that the huge mirage dragon is actually just an illusion, and Thanos was lying on the ground writhing around... Hehe, I really deserve it ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After Thanos fell, part of the army—presumably coerced to follow him like Gamora—sneaked out of the earth, and the remaining shrimp soldiers and crabs would be packed and petrified by wizards soon.

"Is this... the end?" The little girl still couldn't believe it.

"Of course, Honey! You don't know how superficial the audience is now! Thanos is so ugly, if he wasn't so good, he wouldn't have survived 10 minutes! Why did Loki live so many movies? It's because of his good looks. Chang Yi Push|Fall! These face-seeing audiences are cursing Thanos openly and secretly, and even protesting with the screenwriter. Ah Mie is also very pitiful, okay? I don’t blame him for being ugly... Hey, it’s a good thing brother Yan Haohuo|I still have abdominal muscles, otherwise I really can’t afford to be hurt by these face-seeking goblins.”

"..." I don't comment on the last two points, Yan Hao?you sure?Wait, cheap, what are you gesturing at Thanos with a knife? "Wade! What are you doing?"

"Come on, I'm sorry for so many people~" Deadpool writhed like noodles again, "Brother cut his purple egg|The egg is important, brother is a good young man who keeps his word~"

As he said that, Deadpool started gesticulating with the knife again, as if he was thinking about where to cut the knife more completely... Wait, "Wade, stop it!"

Zoe quickly hugged Deadpool's arm that was about to be cut off. Mom, the rabbit bites even in a hurry. You make Ah Mie unable to be a man, what if he gets violent! ! !

"Let go! Sweetheart! Who are you hugging?!!!"

"Tony... I'm just in a hurry!"

"Why is Hani hugging brother? Big-eyed Jiaduobao! If you see brother again, I'll drink you up!"

"Hahahaha, Deadpool did a great job, let Tony keep showing me how much Zoe loves him! I even have a baby, okay?!"

"Clint, stop making a fuss!"

Avengers daily infighting achievement get:).

"So, what do we do with Thanos?" The captain will always be the first to turn the building down. Thanos is immortal, they can't kill him, and they can't keep this dangerous factor on Earth.

"I can do this," Bai Ze still smiled gently, "Doesn't he like the Infinity Stones? Let's take the Infinity Stones off his gloves and "build a house" for him so that he can "live" in the universe forever." Go deep."

"You mean Huaxia's formation?" Tony was the first to react among these people, because the little girl, he has learned a lot of Chinese knowledge, and even Zoe may not know as much as he does... This is probably the difference between a genius and a mortal @(￣-￣)＠

"That's right, I can use Huaxia's formation to trap him in the depths of the universe."

"Is this formation permanent?" Steve asked worriedly.

"No, this kind of trapping formation will gradually consume the energy of the formation eye to maintain the barrier and fight against those who want to destroy it. But this time the formation eye is an infinite gem, there is more than one piece, who knows if it can last How long... But it is estimated that after Thanos comes out in one billion eight billion years, the earth will not know what it will develop into, maybe there will be a new boss that is much more powerful than him."

Everyone unanimously agreed with Bai Ze's approach.

The fires were still extinguished everywhere, and the alien warships heard the sound of explosions from time to time.Like fireworks celebrating victory in war.at this time--

"Little sweetheart, will you marry me?" The Iron Man, who was full of gunpowder, knelt on one knee.

The author has something to say:

Ahhhhh, the promotional period is really happy ╮(╯▽╰)╭, Nini’s self-portrait is the most artistic, no rebuttals are accepted~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

Everyone is struggling with the issue of spoilers. In fact, the author really wants to be spoiled, so as to avoid the embarrassment of collapsing in the movie theater :)... Friends who have watched it first are welcome to chat privately...

I'm just cooking cold rice, I don't want to mention other bad things, the press conference in the mind of a stupid author should be like this——

The red carpet venue is naturally huge, and the screen on the stage will show a personal clip before everyone's appearance, which is super hot.

If you must invite a "promotion ambassador", then invite a fan like brother Sanshi, and brother Holland to fight for favor in front of the big guys. Don't be too topical ╮(╯▽╰)╭

If there must be performances to add to the fun, it is better to invite Peking opera masters instead of pop singers... plus Sichuan face-changing and acrobatic troupes... This is a feast of cultural exchanges between China and foreign countries. It is conceivable that Uncle Mark will not be able to resist the live broadcast again. Mr. Downey must be very interested, and the Dutch brother repeatedly marveled at Amazing! Unbelievable!Dou Sen must really want to learn...

In terms of presents, Uncle Mark is the jade carving Hulk, he must have never seen such a transparent and pure green giant; Nini is a colored porcelain iron man, the boss seems to like Chinese ceramics very much; Dou Sen is the four treasures of the study, a master of learning It should have the demeanor of a schoolmaster ╮(╯▽╰)╭ The brush is in the style of Loki’s scepter, which of course does not affect the design of writing; the Dutch brother is in red and blue Hanfu, with the symbol of Spiderman embroidered on the lapel, Coupled with a Peking Opera facial makeup evolved from Spiderman, you can make a new suit of Chinese style~(≧▽≦)/~

that's all.

Regarding this article, there is another chapter of the main text, four extra chapters, one chapter of Star Lord, one chapter of Lex Luthor, one chapter of pregnancy, and one chapter of Baozi. If you have anything else you want to read, please leave a message╭(╯ε ╰)╮

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